Date: Tue, 24 Nov 1998 19:22:31 PST
From: Chuck Chuck <jetlag2@hotmail.com>
Subject: Buttplugs and Bumblebees

Buttplugs and Bumblebees
By Jetlag

	It's amazing sometimes how the most seemingly innocent events can
end up changing our lives forever.  This is a story about how my life was
radically altered by a bumblebee.  First of all let me tell you a little
about myself.  I'm about 6'2", 185# (mostly hard muscle thanks to an
excellent home gym), brown hair and eyes, and packing a nice 8" package
that my wife (yes I'm happily married, no kids) just loves.  A word about
my wife and our marriage, my wife Jill was (and still is) a nymphomaniac
whom I married for the fantastic sex, and neither of us ever expects to
have children or be faithful.  She and I both often engage in affairs with
others and in fact get off on sharing them with each other.  Our mutual
kinkyness has led to many wild times had by both of us.  But as open as our
relationship is, I never had the guts to let her know about my deepest
fantasy: to be fucked by another man.

	One weekend my wife was heading to Florida to visit her parents
(and also see one of her old highschool fuckbuddies whom she claimed had an
enormous cock).  Walking out the door Thursday afternoon for the airport,
Jill gave me a kiss and told me to enjoy myself over the weekend with a
wink, clearly thinking that I would be enjoying some company myself.  But
actually I had already taken Friday off from work and really just wanted to
relax at home by the pool.  We live out in the country, and as it was
mid-Spring and I had yet to get any good sun on my buns, I was planning on
doing a little nude sunbathing.  Friday morning came, and after sleeping in
a little I made me a tall glass of tea a walked out naked to the pool and
laid out.  The sun felt fantastic on my naked bod, and the day was already
warm.  Our house is made of western cedar and one of the problems we've had
has been with bumblebees who like to burrow into the soft wood for their
homes.  Today they were buzzing around actively.  I rolled over to give my
backside a turn at the gorgeous sun, and began to daydream (about sex of
course, as I always do when I'm naked outdoors).  The gorgeous day and my
erotic thoughts had given me a massive hardon that was leaking a little
under my tight belly.  I knew I'd need to be taking care of it in a while
but it felt so good that I just wanted to prolong it awhile, I made it a
little harder by spreading my legs wide and letting the warm breeze caress
my sweaty ass and balls.  The bumblebees meanwhile were going about their
business and one was buzzing around my spread ass.  But in my experience,
the best thing to do with bees is just ignore them and they'll go away, and
besides bumblebees rarely sting anyway.  Just about the time I looked back
at the bumblebee buzzing my ass, the bee did a loop to loop in the air and
made a beeline into to my widespread asscheeks!!!!  Needless to say I must
have done a 3 foot vertical leap straight up in the air, the bee is buzzing
frantically trying to extricate itself from my hairy ass crack, and I
finally get on my feet and spread my cheeks to let the frantic thing lose.
The whole incident couldn't have taken more than a second or two, but in
that second my heart rate had exploded.  While my first thought was relief
that I'd not been stung on the asshole (and avoided some interesting ER
explanations), my second thought was on my throbbing cock and the lingering
buzzing sensations I could still feel in my asscrack.  I suddenly found
myself more aroused than ever in my life, and that arousal not only
centered on my cock (as usual) but on my tingling hole.  Before I thought
better of it, I raced into the house to my wife's sex toy drawer.  To make
a long story short, with the help of a little astroglide I soon had one,
then two, then three of my fingers buried in my ass while I stroked my cock
full speed.  I stopped briefly to lube an average 6" inch vibrator up.  I
held the vibrator upright on the floor with one hand and plunged my virgin
ass down on it, while with the other hand I furiously stroked my cock.
Within a few bounces I came with the most explosive force of my life, not
one but two spurts shot straight up into my face, one caught on a few
strands of my hair and hung down in front of my eyes and the other blasted
me in the chin, the rest sprayed on my chest and stomach or ran down the
sides of my spent cock.  I fell back onto the floor with the vibrator still
buried in my ass to enjoy the aftermath of my best orgasm ever.  The jism
in my hair and on my chin ran down the side of my face and I reached to
scoop it up and lick it from my fingers, it was a taste I'd always enjoyed.
As I continued to lay there and bring the rest of my load to my lips I
began to think that I had to experience more of what had just happened and
that this was going to be one wild weekend.  I knew just who to call to
help me out!!!

	I'm fairly highly placed in the corporation that I work for and in
my position I had come to know about two homosexual men who worked for me.
I had found out about them through the corporate grapevine, but I had
already known them for several months.  They had first attracted my
attention because they are the two best looking guys in the office (me
being the distant third), and because they had always been very friendly to
me.  Steve and Jeff are their names and are they ever built.  I'd mostly
looked them over in the locker room just to check out the competition
before I knew they were gay.  Steve is a dark, swarthy , Italian looking
guy with excellent muscle definition buried under thick dark body hair .
Jeff on the other hand has almost all-American good looks, with brown hair,
an olympic gymnast body, lite body hair on his legs, a little thin trail
that leads from his crotch to his navel, but is otherwise hairless.  Both
had pretty thick tools hanging between their legs soft, so I new they were
no slouches there.  I guess you can tell I checked them out pretty well,
and I now admit to myself it was because making it with them had always
been a deeply hidden secret.  Since I'd learned of them being gay, I'd
gotten to know them even better and they'd told me about their sexual
preferences.  I of course played the very liberal minded straight guy and
told them I really didn't mind.  Since then we've been tight and they make
lots of jokes about "breaking my ass in" and "turning me on to being gay",
all in a joking manner of course.  Still laying on the floor with my wifes
vibrator in my ass (I realized then that I'd never even turned it on!), I
reached for the phone on the nightstand.  It was getting to be about the
time that Steve and Jeff would be leaving the office and I wanted to catch
them.  I got Steve on the first ring.  He said "hey boss, what you got
going on for the weekend?".  I told him straight out "I've got one of my
wifes dildoes planted in my ass right now, and if you and Jeff want to come
good on your offers to break my ass in you better get over here now!".  At
first Steve didn't believe me and I heard him tell Jeff what I had said
laughingly.  I told him again and I think the tone of my voice let him know
I was serious.  In a low throaty voice Steve said "if you really mean it
keep it up your ass and meet us at the door with it still there, and don't
under any circumstances jack off, we'll take care of your cock and ass
both".  I told him to hurry to my place and hung up.

	I knew at this time of day it would take Steve and Jeff at least an
hour to get to my place, and as I got up off the floor, I began to worry if
I could follow Steve's instructions and keep the vibrator in place that
long.  I solved the problem by putting on a speedo swimsuit which kept the
vibrator firmly planted up my butt.  That hour felt like the longest of my
life and the urge to pleasure myself again was overwhelming but I didn't
know what Steve would do if I disobeyed his instructions.  Finally, they
pulled up into the drive and knocked on the door.  I answered it in my
speedo and I could tell by the look on Steve's face that he was
dissapointed to find me dressed (even so skimpily), and was preparing to
berate me for teasing them.  I turned a little so he could see the bulge of
the dildo in my ass and his frown turned into a sly smile.  They both said
hello very sexily, and Steve grabbed the waistband of my suit and pulled me
to him for one of the hottest kisses of my life.  Jeff moved behind me and
began to lick and kiss my neck, suddenly he thrust his hips into the end of
the dildo in my suit and caused me to gasp from surprise.  Jeff wispered in
my ear "your gonna grunt a lot louder when its my fat cock pushing into
your ass.".  My heart rate was already high but it instantly skyrocketted.
I began to wonder if maybe I'd bitten off more than I could chew , but the
hard poles I could feel in their pants and there hands, mouths and tongues
all over my body quenched any second thoughts.  I knew then I'd do anything
they wanted for the rest of the weekend, and probably the rest of my life
to feel the pleasure I did right then.

	Steve immediately took charge of the situation by grabbing a
handful of my turgid cock and balls and squeezing enough to cause me a
little pain.  He said, "The first thing you want to do boss is unzip my
pants and put my cock in your mouth while me and Jeff let you know the
rules your gonna follow this weekend".  I couldn't get to my knees fast
enough.  Steve took off his jacket while I fumbled with his belt, Jeff
meanwhile knelt behind me a pulled the back of my speedo down past the end
of the vibrator sticking out of my butt and began to twist and turn it in
my ass.  I got Steve's pants to his knees and his cock, easily over 8
inches and thick as my wrist, was already poking out the fly of his silk
boxers.  The head was already glistening with precum and his hairy crotch
smelled sweaty from being couped up in pants all day at the office.  Steve
pulled my mouth onto his cock and started listing his rules, "The first
rule you need to remember is not to do anything without me or Jeff telling
you to.  Second rule, any come that comes out of our cocks that's not
already in one of your holes you lick up, we like our cocks clean.  Third,
we're gonna fuck you raw and if you don't want to taste you own shit, you'd
best wash our cocks after every trip up your shute."  By now, Steve was
fucking my mouth, using his hands to pull my head back and forth on his
rod.  I could only get a few inches in my mouth, not because it was so long
but because it got too fat in the middle.  It must have been enough because
Steve stopped spouting rules and started to concentrate on what he was
feeling, I knew he was close to coming.  Jeff was still working the plastic
dick in, out, and around in my ass and I felt my own orgasm approaching
even though my dick had not been touched.  Steve pulled all but his
cockhead out of my mouth and began to let loose.  His spurts rocketted to
the back of my throat, and I struggled to gulp it all down (I didn't want
to miss any and have to lick it off the floor).  I managed to keep it all
in my mouth, and about that time Jeff hit the on switch to the vibrator.
The pleasure was intense and I felt another orgasm start from my ass and
move to my cock, I blasted my load into the pouch of my speedos.  I didn't
get any time to recover though as Jeff had yet to have cum.  Jeff grabbed
the back of my head and stood me up.  He leaned over and spoke in my ear
"now I'm gonna fuck your ass hard".  Steve reached down and pulled off my
come soaked speedos then Jeff led me over to our overstuffed living room
couch.  Jeff told me to bend over the large arm at one end of the sofa, and
I obediently did so.  Steve moved around to my face and told me, "remember
rule 2, that goes for your cum too" and stuffed my soiled swimsuit in my
mouth.  Jeff pulled the buzzing vibrator out of my ass and tossed it aside.
I'd caught a glimpse of his cock, it was about 7" long but every bit as
thick as Steve's.  I felt the spongy head seperated my ass cheeks and rest
on my hole.  With one thrust, Jeff plunged his cock balls deep up my ass.
I grunted so hard I blew my speedo out of my mouth into Steve's lap.  Steve
chuckled and commented that I'd learn to take pain a little better in the
future.  Jeff started fucking me with regular rhythm , slow strokes out and
fast strokes in.  Steve turned facing me, lay back on the couch , pulled
his hairy thighs up and slid his crotch into my face.  Jeff kept his
rhythmic pounding of my ass, but grabbed my head and pushed it into Steve's
asscrack and told me to tongue it good.  My cock was as hard as granite and
getting a workout from the fabric of my sofa. After a few minutes, Jeff
began to go wild, fucking my ass as fast as his muscular body could pump.
Each thrust worked my tongue deeper in Steve's asshole, and brought me
closer to my second explosion in ten minutes.  Jeff started groaning "I'm
gonna shoot, I'm gonna shoot in your ass", and with a series of strokes
timed with his orgasm he pumped my ass full of his cream.  The feeling of
his burning jism in my rectum was enough to send me over the edge, and I
pumped a load on the arm of my sofa and my belly.  Steve was furiously
stroking his cock while I worked his ass and within a few seconds joined me
and Jeff in coming, shooting his load on his flat hairy stomach.  I pulled
my tongue out of his hole, and followed rule 2 perfectly, getting my second
taste of his salty seed.  Jeff laid down on the sofa next to Steve, I was
to tired to lift myself off the arm of my sofa so I just hung there like
the slut I was.  Steve pulled my head up off his stomach and smiled, he
said "your wife out of town for the whole weekend?"  I nodded in the
affirmative.  All Steve did was give me his patent sly smile, I knew the
weekend was far from over.