Date: Thu, 8 Sep 2005 12:42:14 -0700 (PDT)
From: Farrell Mc Nulty <brendanchenowith@yahoo.com>
Subject: Detectives Log - Chapter 14 - "Let's Go!"

We go off into the bedroom to put my costume on. I'm takin' stuff off as
we're runnin'. Aw, this was gonna be beautiful, beautiful. Eddie opened
up the box, first off, slidin' the bat shirt on me, polishin' the chest
symbol. Then, he lay me down and slowly slid the satin stockings and
shorts, feelin' the material of the shorts, gettin' me good and hard. Now
the boots. I moaned as he touched me, as I always do. He stroked the
boots back on the way down. He sat me up and slid the mask over my head,
adjusting it so's I could see outta the eye holes. Gloves were next, just
as he slid the boots on my gams, the gloves were slid up my arms and he
licked them as he slid them. "The cape is next, Boss-man" "Mmm, go for
it", I begged. He took my hand, stood me up and just like a magician or a
bullfighter whipping it in the air for a second or two while I smiled. As
he twirled my cape, his cape also twirled right along with his body. He
then wrapped it around me, caressing it as it cascaded. He then fastened
the snap around the neck and then I was in business. Oh, wait, the
utility belt. Can't go nowheres without that. Like American Express.
Eddie slid the belt around me, putting his arms inside my cape around my
body as his cape slid down a little. Man, it was cape on cape. I was
gettin' so turned on, he was, too. We wrapped each other up in each
other's capes. All-a that satin everywhere. Get the picture? Yes, we see.
That's when I fell for the Boy Wonder of the Pack. Eddie and I kissed
ever so passionately, in between I mumbled, "oh, oh, Boy Wonder", or
somethin' like that. Eddie says, "hey, you know my favorite part of
dressing up?" "What's that?" "Takin' it all off and just doin' it!"
"PRECISELY, Robin" - THEN!

"What the hell was that noise?" I said. "I don't getcha" I heard someone
strugglin' down the hall, sounded pretty violent. There was some shoutin'
and some thumps, followed by some painful moans. "Aw, maybe it's someone
else playin' a little rough" "No, not at all, I ain't kiddin' someone's
in trouble." Eddie sprang into action, "let's change and go take care-a
this" "No time for that, we'll have to go like this!" We flew through the
apartment out the door, and down the hall. "Holy jeez, it's that guy from
witness protection, bein' dragged away!" "Not anymore, he ain't!", I
said, as we ran down to stop the thugs in their tracks. There was three
of 'em. two draggin' the poor guy to his grave, who kept goin' - the
third one spotted us. There was a bit of a stand still, then he whips a
couple of darts out from his inner jacket pocket and throws them at us,
hitting each of us. We was paralyzed. "Holy D'artagnan", screamed Eddie
as we both fell down. The phone was ringin' from our place. We couldn't
get it, we were still stunned. "what'll we do now?" Eddie moaned. "Wish I
knew, boy" I says, "I wish I knew". The phone wouldn't stop ringing - it
was gettin' louder and louder, then..............
















"Huh? What?" Next thing I know I'm back at the office. I look around.
Then it dawns on me. I was back at my desk, still starin' at the costume
shop website. I guess I started daydreamin' right after Eddie left. Phone
still ringin' "Yeah, Batz here" It was Eddie, wonderin' if I wanted
dessert. He was thinkin' of picking up a pie or somethin'. I laughed at
myself. "What's so funny?", he says. Still laughin', I says, "Kid, you
wouldn't believe me if I told ya."