Date: Mon, 21 Nov 2005 09:16:40 -0800 (PST)
From: Farrell Mc Nulty <brendanchenowith@yahoo.com>
Subject: Detectives Log - Chapter Thirty - Me and You

  CHAPTER THIRTY - Me and You

EDDIE - Ah, what a beautiful mornin' - nice and bright, nice and warm,
sounds like a good time to crash on the patio - which I did. I was
feelin' like I wanted to get good and sexy, so I slipped on the tee-shirt
and trunks which were part of that Robin costume the boss-man picked up a
couple of months back. Sure it reminded me of that awful stuff we got
into with bar-owners and that kind of thing, but it's over and I wanted
to wear these things on a beautiful day like this one to blot that other
memory out, so I did.

The boss-man calls out to me, "hey, Eddie. Eddie, check this out. I've
been readin' this book all about mind over matter - you can change
anything if ya put yer mind to it." He takes out a pair of handcuffs and
says, "hey, check this out - cuff me." I had to laugh. I was sittin' on a
lawn chair, one leg danglin' over each side of it. The sun was shinin' on
them and that heat felt so good. I got a pretty good tan, anyway, but it
never hurts to keep it up. So, as I stood up, I swung one leg over and
the boss-man could see the crotch of my trunks. I stood up, spread the
gams, hands right on my hips. I says to this guy, I says, "woah, what is
this, some kind of game, or somethin', where you're a crook and I'm big
bad sex cop?" Right then and there, he grabs the neck of my tee-shirt,
pulls my body right up against his, squints his eyes, grits his teeth and
whispers, "oh, my boy, you already are big bad sex cop". He puts his
hands on my bi-ceps, slidin' his fingers inside my tight, short sleeves -
my tight, green, smooth, silky short sleeves and caresses my bi-ceps
inside them, his fingers being just as smooth and silky as my sleeves.
Kissin' me every other word, it was like this, it was: "you are the
biggest" (KISS), "baddest" (KISS), "sexiest cop I ever knew" and then he
squeezes my bi-ceps and the two of us share this long, wet, passionate
kiss, tongues circling each other. Aw, man, I really felt the adrenaline
inside me, like a really nice warm feelin' in my bones, my cock gettin'
so hard I thought it was gonna burst. I thought I was gonna burst. Aw,
Mike looked so cute when he smiled, and he was smilin' just like a little
boy when he was goin' on about the book he was readin'. Holdin' that
kiss, that warm, strong embrace, as if our lives depended on it, we
walked into the livin' room, found some space on the floor, and we sank
slowly down onto the carpet, the smooth, thick, shag carpet that it felt
real good against my legs. Ya know what else felt good was when Mike took
one hand outta my sleeve and ran it down my body, feelin' up my whole
side, passin' right through my crotch, and then down my leg, caressin',
squeezin', kissin', lickin' - aw, he was doin' everything. He goes back
up to my trunks, rubbin' them, stickin' his fingers between the cuffs of
my trunks and my legs themselves. He made me laugh when he pulled a pun,
"I'm rubbin' the boy wonder". This was paradise, I felt like I was on a
beach in Hawaii, only one thing left to make this a perfect day. I wanted
him inside me. I rolled over, askin' him to do it.

But I'm afraid that had to wait, we heard some rumblin's from down the
hall that were pretty disturbin'. Eddie popped up and says, "ya hear
somethin'?" I didn't at first, jokin' that maybe that was my heartbeat.
"Naw, I'm serious. There's somethin' goin' on down the hall. We better
check it out." He was sittin' up with his arms outstretched to support
himself and his legs were spread eagle. I sure as shootin' didn't want
NOTHIN' to innerfere with that! But we are protectors of law and order,
so yeah, a crisis comes first, before we do.

Eddie sprints up and says we gotta check this out. I look at him, still
in tee-shirt and his trunks and suggest he change into somethin'. He
didn't think there was time, "naw, we gotta get over there right away",
and the two of us ran out. We went down the hall listenin' for the
disturbance and we found it. Three apartments down there was what sounded
like a break-in. The door was open slightly and there was a ruckus
inside. It sounded like two guys holdin' the tenants hostage, robbin'
'em. I took a peek in the door, Eddie right behind me, pressed up against
the wall outside. I turned to him and we nodded to each other, like
sayin' "go for it" and we ran in. Sure as shootin', there was a guy
holdin' a knife on this guy and his dame. They weren't tied or nothin',
but that knife was enough. He saw the two of us and before he knew it, we
was on top of him, gettin' that thing outta his hands. Eddie screams at
the couple to get out while they can. The dame starts whinin' for some
weird reason, sayin' she's got issues with the two of us just bargin' in.
I tell her to shut up and get out and we'll tell 'em when it's safe to
get back. Good thing I had the handcuffs I was gonna use on my mind over
matter schtick, 'cuz I slapped them right on this thug, forcin' him to
stay there while we called the cops. Eddie and I both stood facin' him,
grinnin', sayin' stuff like, "you ain't so slick after all, are ya!" He
looked up at us and said, "you ain't neither". "What the hell ya talkin'
about." Then we felt it - right in the back, the familiar feelin' of a
piece of lead. "Hands up, Superman".

I cringed at the thought of what I faced. I sighed, "aw, holy sheep-dip".
I look at Eddie who also has his hands up and he looks at me, tightens
his lip and nods in resignation. The voice of lead muttered, "take the
cuffs off my guy - you're gonna take his place." I walked over and undid
him and he busts me one right in the chops. I fall back a bit, then I'm
shoved by the guy with the gun. Then I see he points the gun at Eddie and
orders him to cuff ME! Bein' the good boy he is, he snarls at the pistol
packer, "not on your life"

EDDIE - He wanted me to cuff the boss-man, which I didn't wanna do and I
said, "not on your life" which was met with BAM! He belts me right in the
face with the butt of his gun. I go flyin' back and then SLAM, this guy's
foot slams right into my kidneys, it feels like. I'm almost goin' all
fetal. This guy's ready for more - he steps over me and WHAM, same thing
on the other side. I'm screamin', cryin', not sure what to grab, even
coughin' up a little.

Aw, geez, it broke my heart to see this kid really gettin' it. The thugs
pick him up and throw him down next to me, then they go about tyin' us
up. Me first, hands behind the back, and all. He pulls it kinda tight and
my hands are hurtin', boy I tell you! It felt like they were gonna come
off, ya know? Then he does the same thing to Eddie.

EDDIE - So then he ties my hands behind my back. First he yanks my arms
as far back as they'll go, even further. When he's tyin' me up, he sticks
his foot in my back tryin' to get a tighter knot. Aw, man, I'm seein'
stars with this. My mouth is wide open, nothin' comin' out - how can it.
I'm hurtin' so bad I can't even make a sound. Thug life looks me up and
down and says, "all right, we got the pretty boy's face, kicked him
around a little, almost broke his arms, nice work. Nice little panties
you're wearin' there, kid. Good legs, too." The thugs look at each other,
"yeah, real nice legs, a shame this is gonna happen." They start lickin'
my thighs. They stuck their tongues in between the cuffs of my trunks and
I was goin' off the wall. One guy was feelin' me, the other was lickin'
me - they traded off and on. "Cum for me, boy", they'd say. These guys
were gonna get it for sure. "Aw, what's the matter, hero-boy, ain't ya
gettin' turned on? Dontcha want it?" I snarl, "not in a million years".
There's only one man in the world who can do it for me, and he was
sittin' next to me, tied up. "All right, you bitch, I got other ways to
make you moan".

I couldn't believe what was next - they took out this thing they use in
karate, that stick with the chain in the middle. They taunt him with it,
rubbin' his legs with it, tapping them a little. They even rubbed and
tapped his crotch. Oh, I didn't even wanna go there. They're not gonna
break my boy's balls with that thing. "Gonna get you all nice and
bruised, kid". The poor boy is petrified. Oh, God, I hated to see him go
through that. And all because he didn't wanna do nothin' to me. This boy
is golden. He'll put up with anything as long as he knows it's the right
thing to do. God bless this kid. Anyway, the thug is swingin' that thing
with the chain, and then BAM, right on top of the thighs. Then his knee
caps. He lets out this scream, oh my God this was sad. No boy that young
deserved what he was gettin'.

EDDIE - This was really killin' me. I tried to crawl away, I couldn't
take this no more, then they started beatin' my shins. The boss-man tried
to throw himself in front of me to ward off some of this, but he gets
pushed away and I end up takin' most of the heat. "That's what ya get for
sayin' no to me, ya punk. I didn't wanna hurt ya, but I'm kinda glad I
did." The two of them laugh. I couldn't move my legs at all, they felt
like they was broke. This one starts fondlin' them and I was ready to
jump through the roof. One thug put a gun right up to Mike's face and the
other was gonna do me. He started fingerin' my trunks. If I said "get
off", that woulda been the end of me, I was sure. Then he lowers my
trunks and starts playin' with my cock. His grubby hands were goin' up
and down on it, tryin' to turn me on, but I was just gettin' riled up.
But then, without him knowin', my crawlin' away kinda gave me some slack
on the ropes. I felt my hands gettin' kinda loose, ya know, so I
pretended I was still tied up pretty tight. I slid one of my hands outta
the rope and did it real slow, formin' a fist, 'cuz, hoo-boy, this one
was askin' for it and I always give these guys what they're askin' for.
He starts suckin' me off, too. I thought, "holy cripe, this is the livin'
end", but it wasn't in a good way, this was rock bottom. "Ya gonna cum
for me, boy? Is that it? Is this gettin' ya off, huh, pretty boy?" I
said, "uh, no, but this is!" One hand gets loose and I belt this mo-fo
right in the face.

Ah, he was beautiful, sending that guy almost flyin'. "Holy right hook!",
I shout out, "nice goin' kid!" I'm gettin' my stuff untied, too, I wanna
join in on this fight. This one's gonna be fun. So we're wailin' on this
guy, then the other one starts shootin', but we're goin' all over the
place, so nothin's hittin' us, but a bullet did ricochet and hit me in
the forearm just as I took a swing, but I didn't care. The pain made me
even madder and I was really goin' to town on this one. Then me and Eddie
each grab one of the thugs, nod to each other, then slam them into each
other, their heads buttin', sendin' them to the ground. We rope 'em up,
and that takes care of that. We call the cops, they come and get these
thugs and then our injuries sink in. I grab my bleedin' forearm, Eddie's
legs buckle, we both weaken and sink to the ground.

EDDIE - After everything, we just fell out and into each other's arms, of
course, only way to do it. Anyways, Mike sees bruises and cuts on my legs
from that beatin' I just took and started rubbin' 'em gently, cooin' "aw,
you poor kid, I wish I could kiss your pain away." "Ya never know unless
ya try", I said, and Mike just went for it. His soft, moist tongue going
up and down on my legs, oh, that felt like a ray of sunshine. His hands
on my legs as he's lickin' 'em, suddenly I felt nothin' but sweet
rapture, I forgot all about bein' beaten for a minute, while he was on
me. I started to moan, he asks, "am I hurtin' ya?" "No way, just the
opposite. Oh, don't stop." He then was softly, gently strokin' my thighs,
then he went inside the cuff of my trunks, gently softly strokin' that
area, then strokin' my cock inside. The trunks were slidin' down, I felt
a cool breeze of cool air on my region as his hand went up and down on
it, then he went up and down on it, lickin' it, kissin' it, down on it,
around it, up and down, back and forth, his warm, moist, silky tongue,
his warm breath, his soft, warm silky lips. Aw, man, I was tremblin', I
was quakin', moanin', aw, I couldn't take it anymore and I wanted more. I
was pantin', moanin'. "Aw, God, oh, my love, Mike, oh do it to me, do
it...", then, it started to throb. My arms were spread out on the carpet
as I lay there bein' serviced, and I was poundin' the floor, contractin',
archin' my back and that kinda thing. "Oh, GOD, this is it, I'm comin',
I'm comin', I - - I - - OW! AHHHHHH! " I sprayed a bit in his mouth and
then he took his mouth off and the stream just flew. Mike was amazed. He
never saw me shoot like that in his life. I loved it. It felt
fan-freakin'-tastic. I screamed as I felt it run its course inside me on
the way out. Mike always knew what he was doin', but he really outdid
himself this time. As I caught my breath, I moaned a little, I laughed a
little, Holy Jesus did that do me in. I loved it. I screamed out, "aw,
God, you're the best, Mike, the best!" Mike rested his head on my chest
and continued to stroke me. Holy afterglow. Me and Mike were really
trashed after that one. HOO-BOY did that do it! "You're a total
superhero. You did good today. I love you, Eddie. I love you with all my
heart, my soul. You're everything to me. You're my life. You're my reason
for livin'. Without you I ain't got nothin'. " I picked his head up and
looked at him and pretty much told 'im the same thing, but added, "I
learned about bein' a hero from the best. It's standin' at your side
facin' the bad guys is what gets me up. I look at you standin' next to me
and see the courage, determination, the grit, those incredible muscles,
that look on your face that says don't mess with the bull, ya get the
horns. I love bein' macho for you. I only do it for you, ya know that. I
love bein' your Boy Friday, your Robin, your right hand. Ya got a pretty
good left hand, there, too, ya know" And that made him laugh, which also
got me laughin'. Then he gets up, picks me up, carries me in his arms and
says, lookin' at my gams, "hey there crazy legs, I ain't even had
breakfast yet." "Funny, I thought ya did just now" "Cute, kid - anyways,
how's about some breakfast in bed. Let's you and me take the rest of the
day off, the bad guys can wait." I scrunched up and kissed him, "you got
yerself a deal, there - - BOSS-MAN!"