Date: Sat, 6 Aug 2005 09:19:25 -0700 (PDT)
From: Bob Archman <bldhrymn@yahoo.com>
Subject: Good Boys, Bad Boys 3

Good Boys, Bad Boys 3

By Bald Hairy Man e-mail bldhrymn@aol.com or bldhrymn@yahoo.com


This is an adult story intended for adults. It is a fantasy, so I have done
away with the requirements of safe sex, and jettisoned a good deal of
common sense too. It follows on my earlier story, Preaching to the Choir
and Wilson's Hollow.  These are not required reading, but it might help you
to get to know the characters better.  If you have any suggestion or
comments, please e-mail me.

I was driving home from a meeting in the East End of Richmond and I ran
into an unusual incident as I passed the gay cruising area of
Richmond. Three street punks were ganging up on a man.  He was in a white
shirt and tie and looked as if he was having a problem. I'm none too
partial to street punks and the situation didn't look right. I honked my
horn and got out my cell phone.  One of the punks saw the phone and assumed
I was calling the police.  He and his friends ran away.

I pulled up to the man in the white shirt. "Are you okay?" I asked.

"I think so. I'm a little shaken up," he replied.

"Can I give you a lift?"

"I walked here from the university. Could you take me back to my car?"

"Sure, jump in," I said. "I'm Catfish."  He got in the passenger side. The
man was between forty-five and fifty and looked shaken.

"I'm Earnest. I was at a conference at the University and seem to have
wandered into the wrong neighborhood."

"Well, you ran into some rough trade," I explained. "This was a fairly safe
cruising area a few years ago, but it seems to have gone down hill.  You've
got to be careful at night in this area.  I take it, you're not from
Richmond? "

Earnest was quiet for a while, "No, I'm from Winston-Salem.  Are there
better cruising areas?" he asked.

"I'm not up on it anymore," I said. "I never frequented them often, but I
had some friends who liked them, so I kept up with the hot spots.  I don't
know of a safe place now. I take it you can't get out nearer home?"

"No, it would ruin me," he said. "I don't get away often.  That scene
really scared me."

"Are you into rough trade?"

"I like blue collar men," Earnest replied. "I have no interest in queens or
boys.  I don't seem to have any luck finding them.  I'm a banker.  I don't
have any experience with working men."

"Well, I'm a redneck detective," I said.  Earnest looked shocked, so I
quickly explained.  "I'm private.  I'm not a cop. If you like blue collar
men, I do have some friends though."

"You do?" Earnest asked.  He was clearly excited. He must have recovered
quickly from the scare. Lust can be a healer.

"They aren't pretty, but they're all men," I said. "Bear types. Aggressive,
but not outlandishly so. If you're a bottom, that is."

"They sound ideal," Earnest said.  I could feel Earnest getting
excited. "Are they available?"

"No, they work nights," I said.  As soon as I said it, I realized it was
Monday night.  The Top Cat was closed on Mondays.  "I might give them a
call, if you want."  As luck would have it, Billy was at home and feeling
horny. I told Earnest about Billy and we drove to the Top Cat.

We went into the alley and took the rear stairs. Earnest was very uneasy
about this. He calmed down when we got to the apartment.  It was nicely
furnished and not what you would expect. When he saw Billy, I recognized it
was a dream come true for him. We talked for a minute or so, and my old
friends, Clyde and Wilbur, emerged from the kitchen. They were twins and
Earnest did a double take.

"Why Catfish, I didn't know, you ran in Billy's circles!" Wilbur
exclaimed. He then introduced himself and his twin brother to Earnest.
"I'm Wilbur. This is Clyde.  He ain't much to look at, but he's fun when
he's naked."  The twins were tall thin men. I'm small; Billy's massive and
the twins were rail-like thin. It must have looked like a red neck sample
pack to Earnest.

"It's getting late," Billy said.  "I was hoping to have some sex to ease me
off to sleep."

"That sounds like a plan to me," I said.  Billy and Clyde began to strip.
Much to my surprise, Earnest stripped right off.  I had guessed he's be
shy. Dressed, Earnest was a rather bland and clean-cut blond with thinning
hair.  As he stripped, it became clear he worked out.

Earnest was muscular and had a tan line where he wore Speedo swimming
trunks.  When he dropped his pants, he had nothing to be shy about. He had
a thick, cut cock with a big head and matching balls.

"What's your poison?"  Billy asked Earnest.

"What do you mean?"

"Are you a sucker?  Fucker?" Billy asked in clarification.

"I've sucked some." Earnest replied.

"Well, we've sucked a lot and fucked just as much," Clyde said. "Are you
the shy type?  Easily shocked?"  Earnest was an elegant and handsome man
surrounded by four, hair-ball, missing link types.  He looked a little
uneasy, but his cock was rock hard.  Part of him was really interested.

"Any cock here you don't think you could suck?" Billy asked. Wilbur got
down and began sucking Earnest's cock. He moaned.

"You all seem really friendly," Earnest said.  He reached over and fondled
Billy's cock. I was off to his side and he hadn't seen mine yet. "You guys
like to fuck?"

"We love it," Clyde replied. "Have you ever been rear ended?"

"No," Earnest said. Then he smiled. "I bet this is a bad place for a guy
who wants to remain a virgin, isn't it?"  Billy laughed.

"No, it's not such a bad place.  There's enough meat here for us to
entertain ourselves without popping a virgin."  Billy answered. "We're all
big boys. That's not too good for a novice.  There are no training wheels
for guy getting fucked."

"Damn, is that real?" Earnest asked.  He had turned and saw my monster for
the first time. "Do you fuck?" he asked me.

"I sure as hell do," I replied. Billy got on his knees and began to suck
me. You could smell the sex in the air now. "I got a cock suited for post
graduate studies. It's not for beginners.  Unless you want to start at the
top, that is."

Wilbur looked up from Earnest's cock. "Damn, you can read them Catfish," he
exclaimed, then he returned to the cock. Earnest's cock must have reacted
to seeing my meat. It's hard to keep your sexual feelings from a guy who's
sucking your cock.

"Have any of these guys taken your cock?" Earnest asked.

"All of them," I said. "At one time or another.  They're all good sports."

"It fits?"

"Eventually," Clyde said. Clyde was behind Earnest and put his arms around
him toying with his tits. Clyde's hard cock was rubbing Earnest's ass.
"Just relax and let nature take its course," he whispered into Earnest's
ear.  I didn't think there was a chance in hell Earnest could relax, but I
was wrong about that.

Earnest possessed sensitive tits.  They turned him on and turned his
inhibitions off. Neither Billy, the twins nor I are noted for restraint in
sexual matters, so the activity picked up. We went to the bedroom. Earnest
was sitting back on the bed when Clyde straddled him and sat on his cock.
Clyde had been poking his cock at Earnest's ass and I think Earnest was
expecting to take Clyde. He didn't expect Clyde to sit on his meat.  He
obviously liked it.

Clyde and Wilbur had been fucking each other since they were teenagers and
they both loved it. He was a great bottom and made the top feel
appreciated.  Clyde knew how to manipulate a cock into just the right
position for maximum mutual pleasure.

Clyde liked it so much Billy got inspired. To tell you the truth, it didn't
take much to get Billy inspired. Clyde was bouncing on Earnest's cock when
Billy bent over and exposed his hole. I stepped up to the plate.

I'd fucked Billy a few times before. He was a big boy, but had a tight ass,
so it took some work to get in deep. I touched his ass and realized he was
already lubed up.  He must have been expecting Wilbur and Clyde to help him
out. It was never easy getting in, but Billy liked the process. He had all
the lube he needed in his ass and wanted a dry fuck otherwise. Billy loved
poppers and they provided the mental lubricant.

Once I was in, his sphincter closed like a vice and it was good.  His ass
acted like a muscle cock ring, keeping me hard. I'm uncut, so when his ass
clamped down on the skin, my shaft and head had room to move.

Earnest and Clyde broke apart, but Wilbur got on his hands and knees and
Earnest had a chance to fuck him.  Clyde got behind Earnest and got serious
about popping Earnest's cherry. The twins liked to double team a man.
Earnest looked excited and a little scared, but he had fucked both of them
and I guessed he was enough of a good sport to let one of them get into his
ass.

Clyde looked like the redneck from hell, but he could be the most gentle
and considerate fucker you would ever want. I was still ramming away at
Billy's ass as Clyde coated his cock with a thick layer of lubricant and
nuzzled his knob into Earnest's hole. Earnest was slow fucking Wilbur and
Clyde timed his assault to match Earnest's thrusts.

"I've got a big mushroom and that may hurt some," Clyde whispered. "Once
that's in, it will be easy."  He thrusts a few times and Earnest
winced. "Do you want me to stop?" Clyde asked.

"No, just take it easy," Earnest replied.

I was near enough to offer Earnest some poppers.

"What's that?" he asked.

"Just take a sniff and you'll find out," I said. "It's too hard to explain.
Take a deep snort."  He did as I asked.  Clyde timed his next thrust for
when the poppers reached his nervous system. A second later Clyde's cock
was fully lodged in Earnest's ass and Earnest looked as if he had won the
lottery.

Earnest turned out to be a bottom sex pig. Having fucked both of the twins,
he now let them double fuck him.  I got carried away with the spirit of the
evening and shot off in Billy's ass. I went to the bath to shower and cool
down. When I came back, Billy was in Earnest's ass.

Billy's has a beer can cock, unlike the twins long, slim cocks with the
mushroom heads. Billy and Earnest were discussing the anatomy of
cocks. "You know, I've been fucking and being fucked for years and I still
don't know if a thick stubby cock or long one is best," Billy said.  "I
keep planning to do a scientific study of it, but somehow I get distracted
every time!"

Earnest smiled.  "Do big cocks excite you?  Do they feel better?"

"I'd hate for you to think I'm a slut, but I've had a good time pretty
consistently," Billy said. "I'm not much of a romantic, but I like my men
masculine.  That's why I don't mind screwing around with gorillas like
Catfish and the boys. Catfish is a good fucker and that's not always true
of donkey donged men.  At first getting fucked by Catfish was an
experience.  It was very sexual, but not exactly pleasurable.  It was so
different I didn't know what to think about it."

"Damn, you're hurting my feelings," I interjected.

"I'm not complaining, just stating a fact," Billy said.  "After the first
time I thought it was interesting, but maybe once was enough. After a week
or two of thinking about it, I discovered once was not enough. I'm not sure
I like Catfish in my ass every day. It's too intense for that, but it sure
can be nice at Christmas.  By the way. Earnest, you've opened up really
well."

"Whatever you're doing now feels great," Earnest said.

"I'm going to have to pull out or shoot off," Billy said. As he said that
he pulled out of Earnest's ass and sprayed his with cum.

"Nice show, Billy," Clyde commented. "Messy but nice.  Have you had enough
cock for one night, Ernie?"  Earnest didn't say a word.  Clyde
laughed. "You want more don't you?"  He stroked his cock a few times and
re-entered Earnest's ass.  Poked his big cock head through the sphincter a
few times before he went deep.  Earnest looked relieved when the entire
organ was in.

"I can't believe it feels so good," Earnest moaned. He responded to Clyde's
every thrust.  Wilbur was licking up Billy's cum from Earnest's hairy
chest.  It was a nice, friendly scene. I had just shot off ten minutes
earlier, but my cock began to firm up again.

I watched as Earnest reacted to Clyde's thrusts. He looked downright
blissful, at peace with the world. He opened his eyes and saw me watching
him.  I knew what he wanted.  Clyde stopped thrusting.  He stood still as
he channeled all of his energy into his spewing cock. He shot off in
Earnest's ass.  Cum is the best lube and Earnest would need it deep in his
ass.

Clyde pulled out. He was still spurting some.  He ejaculated twice with the
cum splashing on Earnest's hole.  Earnest was so relaxed, his ass didn't
close up right away and I could look into his ass for a second.

I'm not a fan of asses. To me an ass is just a utilitarian organ, a
necessary part of fucking, but not an attraction on it's own. I love cocks
and like to look at them, suck them and play with them.  I had to admit
though, Earnest's ass was a turn on. It was pink and a bit puffy from
repeated penetrations. The coating of opalescent sperm and lubricant made
it shimmer.  It was still twitching in invitation.

Wilbur held Earnest's legs wide open. With all the fucking and shooting, I
knew there was no way he could resist my cock. "Are you ready?"  I asked.

Frankly.  I didn't care if he was ready, I was sure ready. While I'm horny
most of the time, I rarely feel driven, but I really wanted to get in
Earnest's ass. Forty-five minutes earlier his ass was virgin.  After taking
three cocks he clearly liked it a lot. He liked it so much, I decided to
try him out.

It was a tight fit and took fifteen minutes before my entire cock vanished
in his ass. There were some high points and some low points.  By the time I
started pumping him hard, he had already forgotten the problems.  Earnest
was a bottom pig and, as it turned out, a size queen.  Once I was in and he
adjusted to the size, all was well.

Earnest twitched and moaned, so we all had a chance to enjoy his
reactions. Clyde was licking up the pre cum dribbling from his cock. Wilbur
administered the poppers when Earnest needed some encouragement.  Billy
just watched until he noticed Clyde's ass was wide open when he leaned over
to suck Earnest. Billy filled the empty hole.

This arrangement worked well. Clyde was a cum hound, so he was stationed at
Earnest's cock when he shot off.  Earnest had a full body orgasm. His hole
body shook and shivered as he unloaded into Clyde's mouth. His ass twitched
too.  That was enough to push me over the edge for a second time that
night.

It was two in the morning when I took earnest back to his room. It had been
a good night for all of us.