Date: Fri, 28 Nov 2008 18:58:34 -0800 (PST)
From: Bob Archman <bldhrymn@yahoo.com>
Subject: Catfish Miami adventure 4

Catfish's Miami Adventure 4

By Bald Hairy Man

This is a story about gay men and gay sex. If you don't like that DON'T
read it! You have been warned. It is intended for adults to read, not for
minors. It is a fantasy, not a sex manual.  No effort to portray safe sex
practices has been made.  If you have any comments send them to
bldhrymn@yahoo.com or bldhrymn@aol.com.


That night I gave my Indian friends my famous Catfish's Introduction to Sex
Class. Ran's friends Gurpal and Ram were new to the scene and thousands of
miles away from home. No one knew them here, thus it was a safe place to
have fun. They also had a hankering for white meat. American culture has a
lot to be sorry about, but sending the Beverly Hillbillies and Petticoat
junction around the world is our greatest sin. I have to admit though, the
subject teaches itself.  My cock's a bit too big for an introductory class,
but desire is half the battle and that we all shared. They were wearing
towels and had been having a beer.

There was a light knock on the door.  It was Haider and another young man I
didn't know, with them was Jose, Juan's nephew. He was invited to the show
and tell too.  I'm not a shy man, but Jose was not shy at all. He all but
stripped as he walked through the door.  The men seemed to be a bit taken
aback, but they adjusted quickly.  In most men lust triumphs over modesty
anyway. A young guy who is half hard has his charms. I got to know Jose
that evening.  He was a good looking 21 year old. He was moderately hairy
and nicely equipped. While he was affable, he had the sex drive of a bull
and as far as I could tell was insatiable. It took a few minutes, but soon
we all got naked.

The new man was named Ali and he was Pakistani computer wiz.  Ali was
perhaps 25 or 30.  He had a goatee as well as a hairy body. His features
was somewhat delicate. He was the only one in the group with a cut
cock. The room was dimly lighted.  He acted cool and reserved, but there
was a bead of pre cum at this slit. Ran had some Scotch and Bourbon
available and that loosened up the shyer men.

Jose was soon on the floor sucking Gurpal's cock. Haider took the
opportunity to rear end Jose with his impressive tool. Jose didn't bat an
eye. I got together with Ram and Ali. Neither was sexually experienced and
they were somewhat shy. Compared to Jose, I was prudish English nanny. We
talked quietly and I fondled their genitals. Ali got hard immediately.

"I'm so sorry," he whispered.

"There's nothing as beautiful as an erect cock," I said, "You've got a
beauty." By now Ram was up. Ali's meat was long and thin. Ram was a bit
shorter, but very thick. "You're both endowed." I said.

"Ours are Pigmy's compared to yours," Ram said.

I smiled. "Well you're big enough to get me up," I said.  They liked
that. I sank to my knees and licked both of their cocks. Ram shot a volley
of cum when my tongue touched his organ for the first time.  He was able to
hold back further ejaculations. They were uneasy at first, but soon their
cocks did their thinking for them and all was well. Ali was a leaker and I
got him going good.  I got up and asked them if they were okay."

"I was wonderful," Ali said.

"Smashing," Ram added. "What are we supposed to do?" he whispered.

"The rules are pretty free and easy as long as we're having fun," I
said. "I like it all.  I take it you guys are new to this?"

Ram said yes. Ali nodded.

"Let me give you some pointers," I said. "As I said, there are no rules. It
seems to me the more you do, the better it is.  Don't worry though. It gets
better with repetition. You may be uncomfortable the first time you suck a
cock, but you'll get use to it. It's the same way with fucking, but that
can take more time."

"Jose likes it?" Ram said. "I don't think I could do that."

"Some guys don't," I said. "There no requirement that you like it all.
Different stokes for different folks."

"Are there any men who can take yours?" Ali asked.

"Sure," I said. "But I'm not sure I recommend it for your first experience
with getting fucked. It's more for graduate studies in man sex, not for the
Introduction to fucking 101 class."

Ali smiled. "I have a PhD in computer science from MIT," he said. He sank
to his knees to give my cock a try. Apparently it was a success. Ram traded
places with him and sucked me. We got on the bed and made a little
ring. Gurpal joined us and made the geometry easier. Ali and Ram were soon
comfortable

I was sucking Ram when he shot off. I ended up popping in Ali's mouth.  He
took it like a man. I didn't know if Gurpal took Ali, but he was a happy
man. We took a breather and then Ali and Ram took turns fucking
Jose. Haider had done a nice job warming him up and the two younger men had
a good time.

Haider was into asses big time. He got behind Ali and Ram and got a finger
into their holes. After the surprise passed, they responded well and I
guessed the two men had a future as bottoms. Haider was more than willing
to be the first. It was getting late so I left, but Jose was still more
than willing to entertain the men.

It was a quiet night at the hotel. I got up early the next morning and ran
into Humberto showering. He dropped the soap and I had a nice and easy fuck
to get the day going on the right foot. I assumed he had a lot of practice
taking Karl's Kielbasa and it was an easy entry. Once I was in, Humberto
was a master bottom. He could tighten his ass and massage my cock as I
screwed him.

Denny, my supervisor, came in as I was finishing Humberto off. I thought he
would be mad I was screwing in the shower room. That was a no no. Humberto
left and damn if Denny didn't drop the soap too. I knew Denny had a tight
ass. It took some time to get my knob in. "Do you want the rest?" I asked
him.

"Shit yes!" he replied.  I gave him a hard thrust and my pubic hair was
ticking his ass hole. With a few more thrust I knew he liked it hard and a
bit rough. I had fucked him before, but practice makes perfect and it was
really good this time. A minute or two later Denny had a spectacular, whole
body orgasm. He was lucky he didn't shoot a major interior organ through
his cock.  I doubled my speed and held him tight. I rear loaded him and he
sprayed the shower with cum.

When I pulled out he smiled and told me to clean up the room.  It was a
good start to the day. I was almost finished cleaning when Donnie, Lou,
Scooter,Tom and Maurice came in.  I love it when all the suspects are
together and in a talkative mood. As the towel guy they didn't seem to
notice I was there.

They stripped and went to the shower.  There they talked. Donnie said there
was going to be a hot prospect in Room 314. "The guy's so ugly, he has to
be desperate for some fun." Donnie continued.

"I hate doing these old geezers," Tommy said. "We should get hazardous duty
pay for some of these guys." Tommy and Donnie were completely
shaved. Donnie had a neatly coiffed cube of hair just above his cock. Tommy
had shaved his pubes. Someone once refereed to me as a pint sized Attila
the Hun. I had a odd desire to fuck the two assholes hard and nasty.

"I like them," Scooter said. Scooter was young and he got hard from just
contemplating sex. He struck me as the weak link in the group. I decided to
get him alone as have a chat sometime.

"Well they pay the bills here," Maurice said. "I'm the accountant.  Without
the geezers we have no club." Maurice was well hung, but he didn't need to
get hard to be impressive. The group left and I doubt they even noticed I
was there. When I had a chance I went to Juan as asked who was in Room 314.

"The current man is leaving today,"he said. "General Tambor is taking his
place." I had heard of Alan Tambor. He was a retired general who had been
in charge of Military Intelligence. At one time he was on talk shows as a
foreign intelligence specialist, but had vanished recently. I assumed he
was out of retirement and working for the government again. He was short,
dark and hairy as I recalled. I think he was of middle eastern or Greek
ancestry.

He arrived that night at 2:00 in the morning.  The club catered to guests
special needs, so I was called to play the bellboy role. He was an inch
shorter than me and 50 pounds heavier. He tried to tip me, but I told him
there was no tipping at the club. "Uh, I forgot." he said. "Is there anyway
I could get a sandwich?  I haven't eaten yet today."

"The kitchen staff is off duty, but if you don't mind a non gourmet type
sandwich, I can help you," I said.

"That would be great," he replied. I went off to the kitchen and made a ham
and cheese on rye for him. I brought him a tray with the sandwich and some
salads Humberto had prepared.  Tambor thanked me profusely when I delivered
it. He asked me to tell the desk to wake him at nine. The next day a number
of guests left and were replaced by new men. Haider left with Ran, but the
other Indians remained. For some reason it was one of those busy days when
nothing much happened. I was running all moring, but doing nothing of
account.

One of the new guests, Mr. Harrington, was very demanding and seemed that
when ever he needed something, I was the only one available. He wanted a
personal servant. I finally got Scooter to help out. Apparently Scooter hit
the spot.  Harrington was trolling for love and kept on getting me. . He
was auditioning the staff for a playmate. I wasn't what he wanted, and he
had been pissed that he got me each time I saw General Tambor leave the
club at 11:00 or so.

After the busy day the night was quiet. There was a series of big thunder
storms passing over the city, so the pool was closed and most guests either
stayed in their rooms or went off to a night club. At 10:30 Tambor appeared
in the exercise room with a friend.  The regular staff was off at 8:30, so
I was holding the fort. Officially the exercise room closed at 10:00 for
cleaning. But I kept it spic and span all the time.  They went to m the
exercise machines and I went to hose down the showers. I took off my shirt
so it wouldn't get wet.  There was a huge boom and then lights went
out. Lightening must have struck nearby. After a few seconds of darkness
the lights turned on at a low level.  The building had a backup generator.

The air conditioning was off, but some lights were on. "Are you guys okay?"
I called.

"Sure," a voice I recognized as Tambor's replied.

I went to the exercise room. Both men looked pudgy, but they were lifting
heavy weights over 150 pounds. By now both me were wearing only shorts.

Tambor's friend, who looked slightly familiar, laughed when he saw me and
Tambor. "I hope I don't offend you, but the same gorilla must have fucked
both you mothers! Damn you're a hairy pair."

"I don't think we're twins," I said. Tambor was as massive as I was thin.

"Rex, this is the early morning sandwich making bell-bell boy I told you
about," Tambor said.

He shook hands with me. "I'm Rex Randall, a jack of all trades and
sometimes actor."

"Rex is too modest. He is mostly a distinguished actor of the Shakespearian
type.  He's here to be the lead in the Scottish play."

"Have I seen you in some commercials for an insurance company?" I asked.

"That is an example of my jack of all trades mode. I play the reassuring
Grandfather type." Rex said. The light was dim, but he was surprisingly
muscular man. I had thought he was fat. He was checking me out.  "You would
make a good Shakespearian actor?  Do you act?"

"Are you looking for a new Romeo or Hamlet?"

"Actually I am looking for a new grave digger," Rex replied as he looked me
over. "You would be a perfect spear carrier. We could save some money with
you.  You've already got the spear!"  The coral's shear fabric shorts did
the trick again.

"Did you just call my Father a gorilla?" Tambor asked.  He was cheerful. He
had taken the comment as a joke, not an insult.

"If he was I wouldn't mind getting fucked by him either," Rex responded.
"I've dreamed of getting screwed by King Kong and his brothers, or any
Uncles who might be passing through the jungle." he reached out and
caressed Tambor and my hairy chests.

An announcement came over the PA system, "The electrical outage will last
for several hours. Please turn off unnecessary lights or appliances to
reduce the strain on the back up generators."

"I'd better turn off the lights here," I said.

"Would you like to come to my bedroom and relax some?" Tambor asked.

"I need to stay here. I'm on call," I responded.  They looked
disappointed. "My bedroom is right around the corner, would you like to
join me for some relaxation?"

"I hate to sound crude, but I really want to get fucked," Rex said.

"This is your lucky day," I replied. We went to my room after I turned off
the lights. As I dropped my pants Rex was at my cock. Tambor stood on my
bed so I could suck him. I had to tongue my way through his bush, but found
his puckered skin. I sucked the tube of skin in my mouth and sent my tongue
exploring.

It was a pretty rich brew inside. The next morning he'd be over ripe, but
it was fine now.

"Damn you're ripe," Rex said about my cock.

"Sorry about that."

"He wasn't complaining," Tambor whispered. "My friend likes uncut men a
lot.  It's almost obsessive."

"I guess this is his lucky day," I said. My tongue found his piss slit. It
was nice and wide. I got inside the piss tube and I tasted the first faint
trace of his ball juices. All was well.

Normally I get hard quickly, but Rex had a good technique and I got half
hard and plateaued. He liked to deep throat. Once my cock was in he
swallowed. His throat massaged my cock. It was a lovely sensation. He also
had a finger poking at my ass. I shifted my stance to make it easier for
him. At the same time one of my fingers strayed toward Tambor's hole. He
shifted his legs too.  It was nice to know we were all open to the
possibilities.

Tambor had a telescope style cock. It started buried in his bush and then
grew. It was soon a good six to six and a half inches long and thicker than
average.  His cock head was a mouthful, a big flared mushroom. I like
lollipop style cocks but rarely do you find them on a thick shaft.  We
traded positions. I mentioned there was some lube on my night table. You
could feel the relief in the room. The guys were really into fucking. Rex
was thick and meaty. His balls were huge and working overtime. I loved the
drool.

I also had a good time lubricating Rex's ass. He started tight and opened
up slowly. When I found his prostate he moaned.  That was a good sign.

"How do you want to take me?" Rex asked.

"On your back with your legs spread wide," I said. "I'm not in the mood for
a fight tonight. You want to get fucked. I want to fuck.  Let's just do
it." Rex was agreeable. I got him on the bed and got his legs on my
shoulders. Tambor got behind him and pulled the legs back and apart.  Rex
was wide open.

I took my time, but I didn't need to worry. Receptive didn't come close to
explaining how open Rex was to my cock. My cock fit like a glove. He was
very tight, but offered no resistance. I felt as if his ass was shrink
wrapped to his ass. Every movement I made made him shiver or twitch or
moan.  It's nice to be appreciated.

Rex was in no condition to pay any attention to Tambor's cock. He got up
and straddled Rex so I could suck him. He had gone partially soft so when I
sucked him his foreskin was filled again with his ooze. I like pure man
goo. It got me more turned on.  Sucking a cock while you're fucking turned
out to be complicated.  I slowed down to get to a reasonable rhythm.

That was good for all of us. I fucked Rex for a good half hour. He was
exhausted and weak when he finally shot off.  He wasn't so weak he couldn't
smile. It can only be so bad when you shoot hands free. I pulled out and
Rex's hole stayed open for a while.  I must have dilated his asshole.

Tambor was next to me.  "I like to top too," he whispered. His voice was
uncertain.

"I've got no problem entertaining on the back porch," I said. "I wouldn't
mind taking a ride on your fireplug."

"I'm not a very good bottom," he added. Tambor got on the bed. I poured
some lube on his organ and straddled him. I've been fucked by bigger guys,
but Tabor was filling. His mushroom and my prostate formed a close
relationship. It was good when I sat on it, but even better when it slipped
into place. Tambor and I weren't the most romantic men in the world, but
somehow we had a very hot and heavy make out session. We really got into
it.

Later he discovered he was a much better bottom than he thought, a much
better bottom.  Apparently I hit something deeper than anyone had touched
before. He left at four in the morning. I had been in his ass for at least
three hours. I slept until ten.