Date: Sat, 17 Nov 2012 14:34:21 -0800 (PST)
From: Cant Tellyouyet <chefinthewild@yahoo.com>
Subject: size does matter part XVII for the gay adult friends section

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	Size Does Matter (To Me)


	Part XVII:


	"Ugh."  Shane shivered as he came to.  The bright light from the
morning sun woke him.  This late in November meant it was getting chilly.
Normally he would be wrapped up in his blanket but he had bunched it up
along with a pillow and was hugging them in his sleep.  He was getting too
used to sleeping with someone and liked having something to hold on to.
For the past couple of months he and Alex had spent the night at each
others places about five nights a week.  Alex had to be up early this
morning thou since he was covering the morning shift and wouldn't get off
till three at the earliest.

	Looking over at the clock he groaned again seeing it was only six
am.  That meant six hours to kill before Liz told him he "better be there
or pay the consequences."  He didn't want to find out what that meant.  He
got up and jumped in the shower his morning wood pointing the way.  He
considered taking care of it but thought it would be better to save it for
his man.  Alex could never seen to get enough.  One time they had taken
Mini for a walk through the park and Alex had pushed him behind some bushes
and blown him.  Another time they had gone shopping and while trying on
clothes Alex bent over in the dressing room begging to be fucked while they
watched themselves in the full length mirror.

	By nine o'clock he was bored to tears.  Jumping in the car he
headed over to Liz's house.  He was actually looking forward to this.  He
hadn't had a real family like holiday/gathering since he was a kid.  The
thing that answered the door though made him question if he had the right
place.  Liz had barely been up ten minutes when he got there.  She was
still in her robe and her hair stuck up in every direction possible. She
had not removed her make up from the night before and it was smeared
everywhere.  She stared into his eyes for a moment then looked behind to
the wall clock then back at him again.

	He was about to speak when she held up her hand.  "Shane what the
hell are you doing here so early?"

	Looking down he shuffled his feet.  "I had nothing better to do so
I thought I would come a bit early and help you set up."

	She waved him in and pointed to the kitchen table.  She poured them
both a cup of coffee and added lots of cream and sugar to her own.  Sitting
down she sipped at her cup.  "I wanted you to come at noon so you could
help me out.  No one else will be here till three or four."

	He just turned the cup around on the table.  "Oh sorry then.  I
just figured if I came early we could get to know each other better."

	Smiling she patted his cheek.  "You're a sweet boy, Alex is not
good enough for you.  Let me go get cleaned up and I will teach you
something that not even Alex knows."

	As she took a shower he made her a simple breakfast of eggs and
toast.  When she came back she was dressed in a sweat suit.  He couldn't
believe the way she inhaled the food.  "Thank you for this I feel like I
haven't eaten in days.  And sorry for for the way I looked, after drinks at
the bar last night my sister and I shared a bottle or two of wine while we
watched a movie."

	He chuckled at her.  "Trust me I've seen worse.  Now what is this
thing your going to teach me."

	She rose from the table and lead him into the kitchen.  "I am going
to teach you how to make the perfect pumpkin pie.  But I warn you know my
sister will do anything to get her hands on this recipe not to mention that
witch down the street."  Shane just gave her a confused look.


	By the time the doorbell chimed at noon they had two pumpkin pies
cooling on the counter and an apple and pecan pies in the oven.  He was
whipping the pudding for a chocolate silk as she went to answer the door.
Shane was surprised to see her return with a sharply dressed Conner in tow.
"Why deputy I never realized what a stud you were."

	Conner stood there blushing not quite sure how to take the
compliment.  He wore a hunter green buttoned up shirt that hugged his chest
and two toned purple tie.  His black slacks showed off what a nice ass he
had.  "Um thanks I guess.  Where is everybody?"

	Liz gave him her sly smile.  "They will be here later I figured it
would be good to have you boys come early so I can get to know you better.
Now Conner would you be a dear and peel some potatoes while Shane finished
that pie?"

	She left the room and Shane threw an apron at Conner.  "Tell me
Conner ever get the feeling your being set up for something?"  They both
had a chuckle at that.



	A couple hours later the guys had their part of dinner just about
ready.  The only thing they didn't make was the turkey and the vegetables.
Liz had stopped into the kitchen every few minutes to check on their
progress and tell them what to do.  They could hear her doing something in
the back family room but she wouldn't let them come back there to see.

	Kathy arrive at three o'clock with her daughter and grandson.  They
had the turkey and green bean casserole.  They all sat in the front living
room watching TV and chatting as they waited on Alex.

	Alex didn't show up till quarter after four.  He looked a little
worse for wear.  He had to break up a family fight over a football game.
The three incidents of exploding turkeys didn't help.  He would never
understand why anyone would try to deep fry a turkey.  He was still in
uniform but insisted he was starving and needed to eat.

	They all sat around the table and did the usual 'what I'm thankful
for' merry-go-round.  Kathy's daughter Molly was the only one that wanted
to say grace so they indulged her.  She had found god when her son Tyler
came along and was the only religious one in the family.  Tyler on the
other hand was totally emo.  At sixteen he had already had a few run-ins
with the law.  He was dressed all in black but was nice enough to his
mother to leave the makeup at home.

	Alex finished off a glass of wine when he addressed the boy.  "So
Tyler we haven't had to arrest you in a while now, how have you been?"
Conner barked out a laugh as Shane nearly did a spit take with his own
wine.  Liz and Kathy both just shook their heads while Molly looked
horrified.

	Tyler himself laughed.  "I got a job.  Well that and after almost
ending up in jail I decided it was time to do something with my life."

	Conner smacked his hand on the table startling everyone.  "Now I
know where I know you from.  You were my first bust.  I caught you and your
friends smoking out at the pond."

	Tyler smiled, "Ya that was me but I quit smoking when mom got sick
again."

	Molly patted the boy on the head and he ducked away with a frown.
"Yes my little Tyler has been so supportive."  Conner and Shane both looked
confused.  "I have lung cancer.  Well had cancer, I hope.  I've had to have
four surgeries over the past ten years we caught it early each time so only
a portion of my lung had to be removed."

	Kathy sighed and choked back a tear.  "Molly you promised not to
bring this up today.  You haven't been sick in years and we would all like
to move on."

	Liz wanted to diffuse the situation before it got out of hand and
decided to use Alex.  "Alex didn't you want to ask Shane something
tonight?"

	Shane almost got whiplash going back and forth between Liz's smug
smile and Alex's daggers for eyes.  "Ask me what?"

	Alex wiped his mouth and threw his napkin on his plate.  "Well I
was going to do this in private later but I guess not."  Shane looked a
little worried at having no idea what was going on.  "Want to move in with
me?  We are almost living together already.  So I thought it would be cool
if we just made it official."

	Shane sighed in relief wiping imaginary sweet off his brow.
"Actually that would solve a problem I keep having come up."

	Alex popped an eyebrow.  "What problem?  Wait that wasn't a no.
Does that mean yes?"

	Shane gave him a kiss on the cheek.  "Well I've gotten sick of
waking up alone sometimes.  So its a yes."

	Alex got a bit too excited and laid a big open mouth kiss on Shane.
An "Awe" could be heard from Liz and Kathy.  Conner and Tyler said "Get a
room" at almost in unison.  It was Molly that looked mortified.

	Shane pushed Alex back.  "Down boy keep your hands to yourself.
Only problem now is trying to sell my house.  In this economy its going to
be hard."

	Kathy lit up and pulled a card out of her purse.  "Then lucky you
that your man is the nephew of the most successful realtor in the area.
But I think your best bet would be to rent the place out till the market
gets better."

	Conner perked up, "Actually I have been trying to find a bigger
place but can't find anything in my price range.  Maybe we could work
something out?"

	 Shane raised his wine glass like he was making a toast.  "Are you
kidding for the guy that may have saved us all no problem!"

	Alex got a serious look on his face.  "About that.  I've been
meaning to talk to you.  Herb has been dropping hints that I need to hire a
new deputy to replace me.  Well more like to replace the guy I have to
promote to a lead deputy.  With my promotion it leave us one lead short and
he have to have one that can cover each shift.  The two guys with the most
seniority don't want it.  Two others have been sucking up to me hoping for
it but neither of them have leadership material.  After the way you took
charge of the take down, Herb and I both agree you are ready for it."

	Liz jumped up, "This calls for a celebration!  Who's ready for pie"



	They cleared the table and brought the pies in.  As they dug in
Conner and Shane's eyes went buggy as tasting the pumpkin.  Shane was
finished his going for a second slice.  "Oh my god this is the best pie I
have ever had in my life!"

	Conner went for another also.  "Got that right you have to tell me
where you got this!"

	Liz gave Shane a wink as Kathy spoke up.  "Good luck with that.
She won't even give me, her only sister the recipe."

	Molly was nibbling on a slice of apple from her pie when she spoke
for the first time since Alex kissed Shane.  "You know with you becoming
sheriff you could make a big difference around here. Improve the morality
people seem to be losing these days."

	Alex put down his fork with a sigh.  "Molly you have every right to
believe what you want but I for one would never tell anyone how to live
their lives as long as they follow the law."

	Everyone but Molly raised their glass with a "here, here."


	Thankfully the awkward moment was broken when the doorbell rang.
They all looked around at each other confused as Liz went to answer the
door.  "Oh Shane I believe its for you."

	A shy Max followed her into the room carrying a little Tupperware
container.  "Mom said I could come see you.  It's really boring over
there."

	Alex kicked out a chair.  "Come on over and sit little man.  Want
some pie?"

	Max took the see staring wide eyed at the selection.  "We already
had some but I didn't really like it can I have some of the chocolate?"

	Liz spied the container and pointed to it.  She had a suspicion of
what was in it.  "What do you have there Max?"

	The boy grinned around the chocolate pudding in his mouth.  "I
almost forgot Mrs. James asked me to give you that.  I didn't like it but
she told me it was better then yours."

	Alex and Kathy both laughed their collective asses off as they
watched Liz peek under the lid before tossing it in the trash.  "OOOOOOOH
THAT WOMAN!"

	Shane was pretty sure he knew what it was after helping her bake
all day and hearing her complain.  Conner on the other hand was clueless.
"Whats going on?  What was that?"

	Liz was furious.  "Every year that woman makes her disgusting sweet
potato pie and tries to pass it off as pumpkin.  She thinks no one will
notice its not really pumpkin but anyone with any sense can tell the
difference."  She cut a slice and put it in front of Max.  "Try this
sweety.  Then you can go tell her what you think."

	Max hesitated.  It looked just like that awful pie.  Shane changed
his mind thou.  "Go ahead Max its no the same thing.  I actually made that
one."

	Max dug in surprise on his face since it tasted so good.  Kathy on
the other hand looked pissed as she jumped up.  "What do you mean you made
it!"  She turned on Liz going on about how it wasn't fair that she couldn't
have the recipe but some guy she hardly knows can.  Behind her Shane
mouthed a sorry to Liz, she just shrugged.


	After everything calmed down they all went to the back family room.
Liz had spent her time back there setting up Christmas decorations.  As the
evening wore on they talked and played some board games.  Kathy and her
clan left just after Alex and Max passed out on the couch.  Conner helped
clean up before he left and Shane called and told Trish that he would bring
Max back home the next day.

	Shane carried Max up to Alex's old bedroom and he kicked Alex
awake.  "Come on big guy Mini's probably thought you've abandoned her by
now."  He gave Liz a hug goodbye and promised to be back early in the
morning to pick up Max.



	As Alex went upstairs to take a much needed shower Shane let Mini
out and fed her.  Alex was bending over to wash his legs when Shane
suddenly grabbed his hips and shoved his cock up his ass. He cried out at
the intrusion.  He had not been prepared and it actually hurt for a moment.
Shane did his best to reach around Alex running his hands over the massive
hairy chest.  He took a hold of the nipples and gave them a tug bringing
moans from Alex.

	He pushed Alex against the wall grinding his thick cock into the
hot wet hole.  Shane pulled one of the dildos off the wall and replaced his
cock with it.  He lead Alex out into the bedroom and shoved him to the
floor.  Mounting his head he planted his own ass right on Alex's face.
They went back and forth in this position sucking each others cocks and
eating ass.

	Alex was the first to blow filling Shane's mouth as he gulped it
down.  He stood up looming over the big muscle bear.  "Ass or mouth?"  Alex
just sat up extended his tongue lapping at Shane's balls as he beat his
meat.  Just before he shot he shoved it down Alex's throat as he gurgled in
delight. They got up into bed and just as Shane was about to fall asleep a
loud bark reminded him he left Mini outside.  He rushed to let her in and
when he got back he found Alex fast asleep in the middle of the bed.  He
was on his stomach legs spread wide taking up most of the bed.  Shane got a
devilish idea and took a moment to get his cock hard again and applied a
little lube.  Climbing up onto Alex he reinserted himself in the hard
bubble butt.  He fell asleep that way using Alex as his bed wondering how
they would wake up.


	Hope you guys like this.  Was going to have this done a week ago
and originally was going to be more but after some trouble with my keyboard
I forgot most of my ideas.  Now I have a replacement so I can go back to
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