Date: Sun, 26 Aug 2012 16:32:07 -0700 (PDT)
From: Cant Tellyouyet <chefinthewild@yahoo.com>
Subject: size does matter part III for the gay adult friends section

	The usual disclaimers apply, if your not supposed to be then leave.
Do not duplicate this story without my permission.  This is a work of
fiction so if any parts of it resembles someone in real life its not
intended.  Since this is fantasy disease doesn't exist so use condoms to
protect yourself.

	Got on a bit of a roll here so here's part three had the idea and
had to get started on it just hours after sending the last one.  And the
positive review just keep on coming without anything negative so far.  But
that's just after the first part being posted.  Bonus points to anyone that
knows what song the title of this part comes from.



	Size Does Matter (To Me)


	Part III: The music you were playing really blew my mind....



	A few weeks later found Alex where he was every Sunday at
noon. Sitting on his mothers porch enjoying some sweet tea and sharing some
gossip with her and his aunt.  Since his dad passed away three years ago he
spent every Sunday with his mom doing little chores and enjoying a meal.
They had just finished the dishes and were settling back down when his
phone rang.  The tune to Bad Boys started playing which meant the office
was calling.

	Linda the weekend receptionist, a sweet young thing was on the
line.  "Hey there big guy I know its you standing day off but we have a
noise complaint.  And since I know your at your moms could you check it out
its right down the street."  "Well hello to you too.  Ya we hear some music
playing but I thought it was just coming from next door I'll check it out."

	His aunt Beth's eyes lit up "Oh do I finally get to see my big bad
nephew in action?"  Chuckling Alex shook his head "Hardly im just going to
go tell some kids to keep it down.  Thanks for lunch mom I'll talk to you
later."  With a quick peck on her forehead he strolled down the street
following the sounds of music when a familiar old tune started up making
him smile.

We built this city, we built this city on rock and roll Built this city, we
built this city on rock and roll

Say you don't know me or recognize my face Say you don't care who goes to
that kind of place Knee deep in the hoopla sinking in your fight Too many
runaways eating up the night

Marconi plays the mamba, listen to the radio, don't you remember We built
this city, we built this city on rock and roll

We built this city, we built this city on rock and roll Built this city, we
built this city on rock and roll

Someone always playing corporation games Who cares they're always changing
corporation names We just want to dance here someone stole the stage They
call us irresponsible write us off the page

Marconi plays the mamba, listen to the radio, don't you remember We built
this city, we built this city on rock and roll

We built this city, we built this city on rock and roll Built this city, we
built this city on rock and roll

It's just another Sunday, in a tired old street Police have got the choke
hold, oh then we just lost the beat

Who counts the money underneath the bar Who rides the wrecking ball in to
our rock guitars Don't tell us you need us, 'cos we're the ship of fools
Looking for America, coming through your schools

Don't you remember

Marconi plays the mamba, listen to the radio, don't you remember We built
this city, we built this city on rock and roll

We built this city, we built this city on rock and roll Built this city, we
built this city on rock and roll Built this city, we built this city on
rock and roll Built this city, we built this city on rock and roll

	He walked up the driveway to the open garage watching his old
friend and neighbor Jeff tapping out the beat on the drums.  Clapping as
they finished he gave a wolf whistle "Wow I haven't heard that song in
years its an old fav."  Jeff stood up and came around shaking his hand
"What can we do for ya big guys got a request?"  "Ya sorry guys but I'm on
official/unofficial business.  The station got a call complaining about the
noise could you turn it down a bit?" "No problem its just easy to get
carried away when your rockin out.  We usually practice in Shane's basement
but it got flooded so we can't use it for a while."  Jeff said with a small
frown.

	That's when Alex really noticed him for the first time.  About five
foot nine a hundred forty pounds dark hair and scruffy beard and glasses.
Wearing tan slacks and a light blue button up shirt he was the epitome of
nerdyness holding a guitar that looked too big for him.  Shaking his head
he realized he was staring.  "Sorry zoned out there for a sec.  Well guys
you sound good but just keep it down or they will have to send out the real
cops."  Laughing Jeff just said "No problem man don't want to wake the
grizzly."  "But you should come check us out we are playing at the Dirty
Jug on Friday."

	The Dirty Jug was one of only three bars in town and frequented by
the younger crowd.  Thinking on his schedule Alex agreed to show up.  "Sure
why not.  I know they miss me there at least with me there the kids will
behave."  "Well not everyplace can have a super bouncer.  If you hadn't
become a cop you could be raking it in as private security."  "Anyway I
have to get going I walked over to my moms and my place is just a few
blocks away gotta go feed the dog." With a last look over at Shane Alex
started his way home hoping his growing erection wasn't showing too much.

	Arriving home he whistled and if not for his size he would have
been bowled over by the St. Bernard jumping up on him.  Wrestling around a
bit before feeding her he remembered rescuing her.  They had just busted a
dog fighting ring on a farm on the outskirts of the county and found the at
the time little puppy cowering in a cage malnourished and very sick.  But
that was four years ago and now she was a two hundred pound monster.
Ironically before he know what kind of dog she was he named her Mini.

	The rest of the week went by without to many problems.  Just the
usual speeding ticket and call out.  Getting off his shift Friday Alex
raided his closet trying to pick out something to wear.  It had been a
while since he just went out to the bar to enjoy himself. Settling on a
pair of ass hugging jeans, a light blue wife beater and a open button down
green shirt.  He almost put on his cowboy hat but instead just donned a
ball cap and wide belt with the grizzly head buckle.  His dad had gotten
him the belt back in high school when he started hearing all his friends
calling him the grizzly.  Laughing out he thought if his dad only know what
that meant to most guys now.

	Pulling his black F-150 into the lot he got a few stares. Before he
even made it to the door someone shouted at him.  "Can't I get one night
out at the bar without you trying to ruin it?"  It was the Davies kid.  "I
think you have that the other way around I am off duty but I'd hate to have
to call someone."  In a big huff he grabbed the bimbo he was with by the
arm and quickly walked off the other way.  Sam the current bouncer shook
his had with a big grin "Never seen that kid leave so fast boy am I glad
your here tonight."  Alex just said "What can I say im good at getting rid
of the trash."

	After taking a seat at a table close to the small stage Jessica the
fiftyish redhead that's been working at the Dirty Jug longer then anyone
can remember came over to take his order.  Still a bit of a looker she
pushed Alex back in his seat straddled his lap and gave him a kiss no man
gay or straight could forget.  "Boy you have been gone far too long.  Your
just about the only man to work here I couldn't work my charms on and im
not going to give up."  Gently picking her up he swung her around in a bear
hug and set her down.  "You know very well that my mother would kill us
both if anything ever happened between us.  After all you were her maid of
honor.  Pouting she said "I know but a girl can dream can't she?"  "So what
the hell do you want?"  "I'll just stick with some southern comfort and
coke for now."  "OK Hun I'll be right back."

	For a while various people sat and chatted with him.  He avoided
the question of when he is going to meet a girl and settle down.  His usual
excuse of him being to busy with work seemed to still be working so he
stuck with it.  A few of the old timers came by asking when he was finally
going to announce his bid for sheriff.  "Don't believe everything Herb
tells you guys I am perfectly happen where I am.  I am NOT going to run."
By then the band had set up and started their set.

	In no time people where up and dancing to the eighty's and ninety
hits being played.  When he didn't have girls dragging him onto the dance
floor to make a fool of himself he was staring at Shane who looked
completely out of place on stage.  While all the other guys were wearing
either jeans or short and tees Shane wore black slacks and a sweater vest
over another button over.  Once again Alex thought he is such a nerd all he
needs is a pocket protector.  And at the same time so fucking hot.  Never
had a guy turned him on this much and he hadn't even seen him naked or
spoke to him.

	At the end of the night the band was given a standing ovation. They
were a hit with the crowd and now had a standing gig every Friday night.
Alex offered to buy them a round to celebrate and all but Shane accepted.
He simply turned to the bar and ordered himself a beer talking quietly with
anyone around but wouldn't even look Alex's way.  Getting put off Alex
asked Jeff what Shane's deal was. Jeff just said not to take it personally.
That Shane got picked on a lot and really didn't like jocks.  That pissed
off Alex a bit he had never had anything bad to say about anyone.  If
anything he went out of his way to help people and make friends.

	Getting home he was worked up pissed at being singled out just
cause he was a big popular guy and horny from watching the hottest guys he
had ever seen in person gyrate on stage.  And it made it worse being the
same guy.  There was only one thing to do about it right now.  Stripping
off his clothes he put in some porn and grabbed some lube and a dildo with
a suction cup on its base.  Sticking the nine inch thick cock to the foot
board to his bed he spent a moment lubing his ass with several fingers.

	To frustrated to take his time he gritted his teeth and sat down
hard with a grunt and a growl and started bouncing watching his favorite
porn duo eat each others asses and fuck.  He would stop every few minutes
with his ass full to stroke his ten inches of steel hard cock.  Forty
minutes later he did something he had tried and succeeded in doing once
before. With the dildo planted firmly up his ass he pulled it off the foot
board laid back and swung his legs over his head.  And with some strain he
was able to get his cock head in his mouth and sucked and licked hard while
his other hand worked the dildo in less then a minute he blew his load
almost drowning himself. Coughing and choking he dropped his legs rubber
dick still in his ass and passed out.  One bad thing about having a great
orgasm he always passed out when he was done.



	OK guys part III is done and while I was writing this someone
emailed me saying I should have added more back story on how he got to be
where he is. All I have to say is be patient grasshopper.  I've always been
a fan of having flashbacks in a story so it will be coming willing that you
guys still want to read it.  As usual all constructive criticism
appreciated.  chefinthewild@yahoo.com