Date: Wed, 13 Sep 2006 18:51:41 +0000
From: christopher carrington <voulezvous@hotmail.co.uk>
Subject: TALES OF STRAIGHT BUDDIES PART ONE: THE STAG WEEKEND

TALES OF STRAIGHT BUDDIES

PART ONE -- THE STAG WEEKEND, JUST WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?

Note:

1) Please remember that unprotected sex can be very dangerous.

2) This story involves graphic sex between 2 men. If this kind of thing
offends you, you're in the wrong place to begin with.


Lee and Emily had been happily married for several years now and had two
lovely daughters, two of their best friends Mark and Shelley had decided to
get married after seven years of being together.  Last weekend all of the
women had gone away for a hen weekend and this week it was the men's turn
to go away for the stag weekend, 48 hours of as much drug and alcohol
consumption as the human body could take and of course there would be the
obligatory stripper and possibly even a hooker or two.  Lee was very
excited he loved to get away with the guys which didn't really happen too
often, Lee had decided to ask along his brother in law after asking Mark,
the stag, if it was okay.  Lee also loved spending time with his brother in
law, Joe, who was a happy go lucky kind of guy very easy to get along with
and very easy to have a good time with, he was almost like the brother Lee
never had and was the complete opposite of his sister Emily, who Lee was
married to.  Lee loved his wife dearly but if they awarded Olympic medals
for whining and nagging make no mistake, Emily would take Gold!

Lee was 28 years old and was an athletic 6 foot tall, being a rugby player
he had a very broad back, 42" chest, muscular arms, thick thighs, perfectly
sculpted calf muscles and a slightly larger than normal bubble butt, but on
him it was perfect and he always wore jeans or trousers to accentuate his
most perfect asset and enjoyed the attention that it drew when he walked
down the street.  Unlike a lot of rugby players, Lee was pretty, there was
no other way to put it, handsome wasn't the right word but pretty hit it
right on the head, to begin with his face had perfect bone structure and it
was when he smiled that it would cause you to melt away because he had the
most perfect dimple in his right cheek, beautiful green eyes with naturally
curled eye lashes that looked like he'd applied them with mascara and
dazzling white straight teeth beneath his sensuous lips and short brown
cropped hair.  In contrast to his rugby players body his pretty face gave
him an effeminate quality which would always make people stop and think
when seeing him for the first time, is he gay? Because he was far too
pretty to be straight.  But of course they would realise he wasn't upon
talking him, as well as the fact that he was happily married with two
wonderful children, Lee was as straight as they came, the thought of having
sex with another man had never entered his mind.

Lee had picked up Joe earlier that morning and they had driven to the
airport to board their flight to Newcastle where they would meet the other
ten lads upon their arrival for a weekend of hell raising before Mark
officially tied the knot with Shelley.  Joe was also six foot tall but
unlike his brother in law did not have an athletic build, he wasn't small
by any means but he didn't have the perfectly defined muscle structure that
Lee had, in total contrast, being of Italian decent on his fathers side Joe
was dark skinned, where Lee had a very fair complexion, Joe was hairy all
over, chest, legs, arms and butt like most men from the med are.  But Lee
was completely smooth apart from a beautifully trimmed bush, Joe had the
beginnings of a beer belly where Lee had a beautifully sculpted six pack.
Joe was definitely not pretty and he wasn't exactly handsome but he was
extremely attractive his best asset being his Angelina Jolie lips, they
were full to the max and sexy and definitely kissable, which was what most
people thought when they looked at Joe, how wonderful it would be to kiss
and be kissed by his full round erotic lips, his dark skin, hazel eyes,
Romanesque nose and black hair completed him and like Lee when he smiled he
could quite literally make you melt, when he smiled and those full lips
curved upwards coupled with the olive skin and brown eyes Joe was quite
simply one of the cutest guy you would ever be likely to see.

Lee and Joe checked into the hotel and went up to their room to unpack
shower and change before hitting the local pubs it was only 10am but the
others were not due until later that afternoon.

"I'm really looking forward to this weekend." Lee said as he placed his bag
on his bed and opened it up to unpack his clothes.

"Yeah it should be awesome, I've been on a few stag weekends and they're
always wild." Joe replied as he also placed his bag on his bed and prepared
to unpack.

"Well make the most of it mate because after you and Laura get married next
year things like this will be a thing of the past for you."

"You're here aren't you?" Joe lifted his eyebrows

"You don't know how much work it was for me to come to this thing." Lee
said almost bitterly

"My sis giving you a hard time mate?" Joe asked as he placed his clothes
into the drawer.

"To say that I had to get on my hands and knees and crawl through shit
would not be an exaggeration."

"She's my sister and I love her but you have to put your foot down a little
more mate don't let her get away with crap like that, anyway she went to
the hen weekend last week so what's the problem?" Joe asked shaking his
head in exasperation he knew exactly what his sister was like and Lee of
all people did not deserve the grief.

"Easier said than done my friend but thanks for the advice."  Lee said as
he began to undress so he could hit the shower, he took off his shoes and
socks then next off came the trousers so he was standing there in his tight
white Calvin Klein's and an even tighter t shirt. Joe didn't know why but
he was transfixed by the sight of his brother in law peeling off his
clothes, as Lee lifted the t-shirt over his head Joe readjusted his own
package which appeared to be getting a bit tight in his underwear and then
the t-shirt was off or to be more exact had been peeled off because it was
more like a second skin and it was when Lee hooked his thumbs into the
waistband of his Calvin Klein's and began to pull them down to reveal his
beautifully trimmed light brown bush and the root of his fat cock that Joe
knew something was up, literally, he got a flurry of butterflies in his
stomach and as if by command his cock stood to full attention which at the
moment felt very uncomfortable. Lee never managed to gat any further in his
state of undress because the phone rang and he went answer it standing
there right in front of Joe who had now sat on the bed and was inches away
from, eye level with the bush and half exposed cock, Joe wasn't sure what
was happening to him or why or where it had come from but had never been
this turned on his entire life and certainly not by his beautiful fiancée.
Joe realised that it was his sister on the phone giving her husband a hard
time again as the chat escalated into something more heated and eventually
into a screaming match which culminates with Lee slamming the phone down.

"Damn that fucking woman, she's hell bent on making sure I have a shit
weekend."

"Are you all right Lee? What did she want?" Joe was full of concern and
forgot about the cock that was in front of his face, it was replaced with
anger for his sister, she had this wonderful man and was never happy with
anything.

"What she always fucking wants, to make my life a misery!" Lee said as he
sank onto the edge of his bed opposite Joe and sank his face into his hands
and began to quietly sob.  Another thing about Lee was that he was an
extremely sensitive man who was not afraid to show his feelings, not your
typical rugby player.

"Awww mate don't fucking listen to her, whatever it was just fuck her this
is your weekend to cut loose and enjoy yourself, she had her turn last week
don't listen to her."  Joe said as he got up and sat next to Lee and put
his strong manly arm around Lee's shoulder and pulled him in tightly
towards him.  Lee was still weeping as he brought his face into Joe's
chest, being there just made him feel so much better.

"Thanks mate and I'm sorry putting you in the middle like this, she is your
sister after all."

"No middle mate I'm with you she's a spoilt awkward cow, always has been
since we were kids just try not to let it get to you not his weekend at
least." Joe said sincerely and honestly and then the strangest thing
happened, not even he knew what compelled him to do it, but he leaned in
and gave Lee a slow wet kiss on the lips.  When Joe pulled away, Lee just
sat there perplexed, that kiss had come out of nowhere and he didn't know
what to do or say, he was in shock at what his brother in law had done, but
he couldn't help feeling that it had probably been the sweetest kiss he had
ever had full of warmth, sincerity and love.  The room was thick with
atmosphere and unspoken words as the two men sat there in silence afraid to
speak or even make eye contact, finally after what seemed like an eternity
but in fact was only seconds, Joe made the first move he grabbed Lee's
hands and pulled him to his feet.

"Right Mr you go to your shower and I'll get changed then we'll hit the
bars and get fucked then hook up with the other guys as they arrive."  Joe
instructed trying to behave as normally as he could then suddenly out of
the blue again, Joe grabbed Lee's Calvin Klein's at the waist band and
whipped them off so quickly that Lee had to actually jump out of them so as
not to trip up and fall backwards Joe quickly leaned in to Lee placing his
hand on the small of his back to support him as it looked like he was about
to lose his footing, when Joe realised that Lee wasn't falling instead of
pulling away he leaned into him again and gave him another lingering kiss
on the lips, then grabbed him by the shoulders and turned him to face the
shower, gave him a love pat on his hard firm bubble butt and said; "Now go
shower!"  Pointing in the direction of the bathroom, Lee trotted off in a
daze wondering what the fuck was going on had he just entered the twilight
zone or what?  Joe was having very similar thoughts himself , he felt like
he'd had an out of body experience, it was almost as if he were standing
there watching himself kiss Lee and rip his shorts off and what a fucking
sight he had been standing there in front of him with his beautiful thick
flaccid cock hanging out! Then Joe mentally reprimanded himself, `what the
hell am I thinking, what am I doing? He's my brother in law and he's a
fuckin guy! I'm not gay!'  But the growing bulge in his trousers, the heat
rising in his body, the rapid breaths and the butterflies in his stomach
along with his actions seemed to contradict his train of thoughts.

When Lee came out of the shower with a towel wrapped around his waist he
was about to ask Joe what that was all about, but Joe had all ready got
changed and hurried Lee along so they could begin their 48 hour drinking
spree, so Lee didn't mention anything.  Truth be told Lee had found the
whole experience kind of comforting after having to deal with his wife, Joe
had always been a tactile kind of guy, lots of bear hugs and play wrestling
and kisses on the cheeks and thinking about it Lee was sure that this just
as innocent when Joe saw how distressed Emily had made him he just wanted
to comfort him and he had.  It was a sweet kiss filled with love and Lee
was man enough not to make it a bigger deal than it was or feel threatened
by it.  All the time that this was going through his mind Lee noticed that
Joe had not taken his eyes off his naked body as he finished towelling
himself off and looked through his case for which clothes he was going to
put on.  Joe, of course was making some sort of chit chat about the carnage
that they were going to cause this weekend but Lee wasn't really listening
he was more interested in Joe's interest of his naked body and was kind of
enjoying being the object of his desire, Lee always loved it when he
noticed someone was into his looks or body it didn't bother him if it was a
man or woman, so he took his time to dry himself off and very slowly pulled
his clean Calvin Klein's on, making sure that his cock hung out over the
waist band as long as he could manage it giving Joe one hell of a show all
the while trying to convince himself that it had all been harmless and
innocent.  But if it was innocent why by the time his cock disappeared into
his shorts was it semi erect he wondered and why was Joe's trousers
beginning to tent?

The two guys, Lee in particular, put their thoughts aside and hit the pubs
and clubs in a big way, drink and be merry was the order of the day by the
time the rest of the gang hit town they were shit faced jumping from one
club to another, Mark, the stag, saw a club called Flares which was a 70's
themed place so they decided to make that their next port of call all ten
of them the other eight were drastically trying to catch up to Lee and Joe
but with their 4 hour head start they were now in a league of their own.
With the alcohol in their systems all inhibitions had slowly but surely
slipped away which was why neither of them thought anything about standing
in the middle of the club and dancing to YMCA when it came blasting through
the speakers, their friends looked on in amusement and slight disbelief at
how camp they both looked and how perfectly they knew all of the dance
moves, next on was `Don't go breaking my heart' by Elton John and Kiki Dee,
which Joe announced to the whole club as he bellowed with all his might;

"I fucking love this song! I got it in the hotel on my CD!"  He grabbed Lee
by the arm and began to sing the lyrics to him as he held him closely and
danced along with him, Lee was actually enjoying it but he wasn't so far
gone that he didn't know how it looked to the others so he just laughed it
off, until that is Joe started rubbing his groin on him, which was when Lee
pulled away sharply still smiling and giggled to the others.

"Okay Taxi for Joe! He's fucked."  Everyone laughed in agreement and
thought nothing more about it. "Look Mark... I'd uhh better get him back to
the hotel." Lee slurred he was quite drunk himself.

"No problem mucker."  Mark smiled, "It's been a great night, I've had a
wicked time you two are fuckin nutters!"

"I loves you Mark!" Joe exclaimed grabbing the stag around the neck and
planting a big kiss on his cheek.

"Are you gonna be okay taking him back on your own?" Mark asked as he
laughed and hugged Joe back, Mark thought Joe was hysterical he was just
like a big teddy bear.

"Yeah Mark, I'll be fine you go back to your party you have at least two
drinking hours left it's only just turned midnight."  Lee had Joe's arm
around his shoulder so that he could support him and they walked out of the
bar to head back to the hotel.  Joe was mumbling some sort of gibberish all
the way back which Lee wasn't paying much attention too because a thought
and a feeling that he had was bothering him.  Lee was disappointed that Joe
had kissed Mark on the cheek because that seemed to signify that it was the
drink that was maybe causing him to act this way and all that earlier had
just been brotherly concern from his brother in law, but wasn't that a good
thing? why the fuck did it bother him it's not like he was fucking gay,
he'd never even thought about it, he never got turned on when he noticed
men looking at him, it just built up his ego and he was glad of any
attention he got male or female but he never wanted to do anything with a
male.  But he couldn't deny he had definitely had some activity in the
groin area tonight and Joe had been the cause of it.

When they got to the hotel room, Lee pushed Joe onto the bed and decided to
have a piss and wash his face a bit before he put the big oaf to bed
properly, the fresh air on the walk back to the hotel had sobered Lee up a
bit and he was trying to push all the uncomfortable thoughts that he didn't
want to deal with out of his head.  He suddenly heard `Don't go breaking my
heart' blasting out of the bedroom.

"What are you doing you nutter?"  Lee exclaimed as he dashed to the doorway
of the bathroom to find Joe standing in the middle of the bedroom with a
grin from ear to ear and dancing along.

"I told you I had it!"

"Okay now turn it off, you're going to wake the whole floor up!"

"No I wanna dance to it you stopped me before!" Joe exclaimed like a
petulant child and pulled a face to emphasise his annoyance at not
finishing his dance.

"Okay then at least turn it down, you're going to get us thrown out!"

"Only if you dance with me..." The cheeky grin reappearing on his face.

"Okay, okay." Lee laughed, he couldn't help himself.  Joe turned the volume
down and put the track back to the beginning, he took Lee's hands into his
and began to move along to the music as did Lee, they were at a safe
distance from each other, but Joe would not break eye contact with his
brother in law, Lee just had this stupid grin on his face and looked to the
floor a couple of times he felt so stupid like he was on his first date or
something.  As the song went into the chorus Joe spun Lee around so he came
to a dead stop with his back pressed right up against Joe, so that he was
essentially spooning him, Joe then wrapped his arms around Lee's waist,
nestled his neck onto Lee's shoulder so the side of their faces were
pressed together and swayed his hips to the music as his groin was pressed
firmly against Lee's ass forcing him to move his hips along with him.  When
Joe was happy that Lee was into the rhythm of the movement with him he
simultaneously tilted his head to the side and began to suck on Lee's ear
while his right hand moved south from Lee's waist and began to rub his
groin.  Lee couldn't help himself he let out a sigh of pure ecstasy as his
body was simultaneously attacked, what he wanted to do was say stop it and
pull away but what he actually did was turn his head open his mouth and
connect with Joe's lush lips and feel the spark as their tongues made
contact.  Joe undid Lee's button fly trousers and pushed his hand beneath
the cotton fabric of the Calvin Klein's to grab a hand full of cock.  God
that felt good, Joe loved his brother in law so much and now with the drink
and his crazy sister all of his feelings had spilt out and he didn't give a
shit he was going for it he realised that this was something he'd wanted
for a long time.  With that Lee pulled the snap on Joe's trousers and they
fell to the ground revealing all immediately as he had decided to go
commando tonight, Lee pushed Joe back onto the bed fell to his knees spread
Joe's legs wide open and started tonguing his hairy brown crack as he
jerked his huge brown 9" cock.  Lee could smell the sweet aroma of his
brother in law's sweat from his balls, as he worked his tongue deep into
his crack and was really getting excited.  Lee looked up into Joe's eyes,
and saw the pure and sheer satisfaction at having his ass licked out by his
brother in law.  Joe put his hands on the back of Lee's head, gently
pulling his face towards his pulsating cock, and said,

"I love you Lee I want this so much!"  Lee smiled and took his whole 9"cock
into his mouth and down his throat in one fell swoop.  God, it felt so good
to be sucking on Joe's cock.  It was his first time but to Joe he felt like
an expert he worked at the tip, and occasionally took long sucking strokes
up and down the whole shaft of the cock.  Meanwhile he played with his
balls using one hand and massaging his ass with the other.  Joe moaned so
loudly that Lee got more excited knowing how much pleasure he was giving
this wonderful man that he was all ready deeply in love with.

"God, Lee that feels so good!  Nothing has ever felt this good!  Yes!" Lee
looked up at Joe again and keeping a firm grip on the cock and in between
slurpy licks he said:

"You sobered up quickly."

"Perhaps I wasn't as drunk as you thought I was." Joe smiled a cheeky grin
at his brother in law, "Think about it", he laughed, "And don't stop
sucking". Joe giggled.

"You crafty bugger! Why didn't you try anything this afternoon when you
ripped my Calvin Klein's off me?"

"That was spur of the moment I couldn't believe myself I did it, this way
if you weren't into it we could have put it down to too much alcohol and
forgot about it, I couldn't risk losing you from my life because of a
clumsy pass that you weren't interested in which would have been the case
this afternoon if I'd tried to suck your cock and you freaked out."

Lee went down on the magnificent cock as much as he could to show him that
nothing could be further from the truth and so in return Joe started
fucking Lee's face with all he had.  While he thrusted with his hips, he
simultaneously pulled Lee's face closer with hand behind his head.  Lee
nearly choked a couple of times on the monster cock, but Lee really wanted
him to enjoy this blow job.  If it was truly the best thing Joe had ever
gotten, Lee wanted him to keep coming back for more.  But one of his
thrusts was nearly too much for Lee so he had to stop.

"Wait!" Lee said, "I want you to sit down and enjoy this more."  Joe did
not question it.  He pulled off his shirt so fast that several off the
buttons popped and flew across the room.  Joe moved himself from the bed
into the chair and spread his legs again.  You could see nothing but
hungry, animal desire on Joe's face as he asked in a hushed husky voice

"Please don't stop, it feels so good because it's you sucking my cock, I
can't wait to get you cock into my mouth!"

Lee giggled loudly as he pumped Joe's cock with his hand, twisting the
skin, while his other hand rubbed Joe's full balls and he bent his head
down to suck on the tip of Joe's pulsating cock.  Lee worked his tongue in
the piss slit of Joe's swollen head like he was in a frenzy and judging by
the continuous moans of ecstasy pouring out of Joe, he was having one hell
of a good time.

  "YES!  MY GOD!!  YES!!  OH, FUCK!!!!  YOU'RE THE BEST!!!  YESSS!!!
YESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!"  Joe screamed as he pumping his hot juices into Lee's
mouth.  It kind of took Lee by surprise especially the amount of hot thick
creamy spunk that was coming out of Joe's cock. Lee couldn't swallow fast
enough, and some of it strayed out of his mouth and dribbled down his chin.
However being the trooper that he was lee, continued to work his cock with
one hand and tried sucking the cum out of him like a straw, not wanting to
lose one drop of the hot sweet man juice coming out of his beloved brother
in law.  It was at this point, while Lee was sucking all the spunk he could
out of Joe's cock that he realized he really did love Joe, or even better
was in love with Joe and he knew that he never wanted another woman again,
he just wanted to give head to Joe for the rest of his life.  That thought
sent a shiver up Lee's spine because the thought of having to tell his wife
about this terrified him, but he tried to push it back out of his mind, for
now anyway and climbed up on the bed to lay next to Joe after he was
confident there was no spunk left in his balls to be had, he had literally
milked him dry.  Lee collapsed into his lovers arms feeling content, happy,
satisfied.  Joe leaned over to kiss him and started licking the drops of
his own cum which were stuck on Lee's face.

"Good God that was so good!" Lee said, exhausted, "sex with women is boring
compared to this, I want only this from now on mate."  Lee said as he stuck
his tongue in Joe's mouth

"So I'm better than my sister in bed?" Joe smiled."

"Fuck yeah! I wish I was married to you instead of her." Lee replied
seriously

"Wow that's intense!" Joe was surprised by this reaction but not
disappointed.

"Too much? Am I freaking you out?" Lee worried.

"God no! Just a bit surprised." Joe smiled

"Good".  Lee smiled and pulled Joe's face over to his so their noses were
touching, "I'm staying here with you, and my wife can go to hell."

"Well what can I say Lee? She's my sister but basically I don't care, she's
brought this on herself with the way she treats you.  As far as I'm
concerned you can suck my cock any time you want because I don't want
anyone ever touching it but you!  And if I had my way, you'd be sucking it
for me every day."

"I'll do it twice a day, and four times on bank holidays." Lee laughed and
leaned his face into Joe's again and kissed him long and hard, playing with
his tongue.  The kiss was electrifying, and seemed to last forever.

"Now let's see how good yours is."  Joe smiled like a cat who was about to
get the cream and pushed Lee me down onto the floor on his back.  All the
while, he kept kissing him and gently rubbed Lee's chest playing with his
nipples, then moved his hand down to his cock to massage it. Lee felt so
good having Joe playing with his hard cock he loved the feel of Joe's big
and slightly calloused fingers on his cock.  Joe took his time, enjoying
the feel of Lee's cock, making him enjoy him feeling it.

"I can't wait to taste it!" Joe exclaimed lustily as he kissed his neck,
then his chest.  He loved sucking my Lee's hard full nipples and then
started rubbing his cock

against Lee's.  Joe was already hard again, and the feel of his hot cock
against Lee's was almost more than Lee could bare.  Then he moved down and
kissed Lee's abs and belly paying particular attention to his belly button
fucking it as hard as he could with his tongue, then slowly following the
light trail of hair with his tongue from his belly button, through his
pubes until he finally reached Lee's cock and took it all into his mouth.
Joe sucked hard, and did to Lee the same wonderful, sexy, sensuous things
that he had done to him minutes ago. Slowly, tantalizingly, running his
tongue up and down the thick shaft each time flicking the tip with his
strong tongue.  Joe licked Lee's balls, and even took one into his mouth -
very gently sucking it and rolling it around on his tongue.  Finally, he
decided he wanted Lee's juice in his mouth - and he wanted it bad!  He
sucked like a mad man and pumped Lee's cock with his strong, warm hand.  It
was less than a minute of this frenzied action before Lee was ready to
explode.

"God!! YESS!!  I'm gonna CUM!!!!!!" Lee yelled, as he shot wad after wad of
spunk into his brother in law's hot mouth.  Joe took every drop he even
kept sucking and pumping me after the last of it was gone.  Lee felt like
he had been sucked dry. Joe was so turned on by blowing Lee that he needed
more release, so he sat on Lee's hips and started to whack off like crazy.
He was ready, too.  In no time at all, he started to orgasm, and sprayed
yet another huge wad of hot

cum onto Lee's chest and face.  It felt so good! Joe looked down with a
grin, and started rubbing his fresh cum all over Lee's chest and neck.
God!  It felt so good!  Then he slid up and straddled Lee's chest, rubbing
his sticky spunk more with his cock and ass.  Lee took Joe's softening cock
into his mouth and sucked the last of his savory juice out of him.  Then he
lay down next to him on the bed.

"After we take a nap together," Joe said, "then we can try some more fun
together."

"Sounds good to me". Lee smiled and wrapped his arms around his brother in
law as they locked legs and lips, they fell asleep that way, happy and
content, both wondering what the morning would bring now that they had
opened this Pandora's Box.

Please give me your feedback.  If you enjoyed this there are more stories
to come about the Stag weekend, Lee and Joe and some of my other `straight
buddies'.

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