Date: Wed, 29 Jun 2005 12:45:20 -0500
From: Mark Logan <mlogan6969@hotmail.com>
Subject: The Reunion Show part 3

If you're not 18 or older, blah, blah, blah; you shouldn't be here.

If you don't like these types of stories, blah, blah, blah; you shouldn't be
here.

I've written a couple of stories for nifty in the past, and this one is
also based in fact.  If you like it let me know.  Constructive criticisms
are welcome also at: mlogan6969@hotmail.com.

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"Grab a bag?"  I ask the camera man.  The camera stays on me.  "Great."  I
take a deep breath, blow it out and head out into the malestrom known as an
Atlanta storm.  I ran around to the back of the Jimmy, opened the back and
grabbed my bags.  At this point I'm completely soaked and cussing up a
storm, out loud but to myself.  I close the back and almost trip running
into the camera man.  I really had to start remembering that he was there
wherever I went.  As I headed toward the building I remembered to set the
alarm on the Jimmy and turned around to aim my remote at it.  I ended up
backing into a cameraman, but not mine.

"Dammit y'all!"  I said.  I started looking around to find my camerman,
spotted him a few feet away and then walked right into a wall.  Or at least
I thought it was a wall.  Quickly I saw that it was a person and for a
second I thought it was the second cameraman and was saying "What in the
Goddamned hell..." when I noticed that it wasn't him at all.  It was the
person he was following.

It was Scott Dell.

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Chapter 3

We stood there staring at each other in the pouring friggin' rain for
twenty minutes.  At least that's how long it seemed.  More than likely it
was three seconds but who's counting.  He looked the same only...better.
Damn.  What's funny is that even back in the 7th grade I thought he was
handsome, in a sort of rednecky, gruff way.  Puberty was good to him in
high school, as opposed to how it eviscerated me.  I had zits and coke
bottle glasses  what a beaut!  He had retained his good looks into his
twenties and his body had certainly matured.  You could tell that he had
remained athletic throughout college because his body was nice and solid.
No, my x-ray vision hadn't kicked in, it was raining, remember?  His
clothes were stuck to his body just like mine were.

"Do you always bring your own cameraman wherever you go?" he asked,
smiling.
  Fucking perfect teeth, too.  Bastard.

B-duh, b-duh, b-duh I stammered in my head.  It took me a second to speak
as I looked around at the cameramen patiently enduring the rain in their
fashionable ponchos.  But hey, at least they were dry.

"Well..." I tried to think of something funny to say (surprise) but
couldn't.
  "These poor saps are gonna really hate their jobs if we keep yentering
out in the rain."  Mentally I squeezed my eyes shut.  That was a pretty
dumb thing to say.

Holding out his hand he said, "You're obviously part of the reunion show
too.  I'm Scott Dell."

"Yes, I remember you," I replied smiling.  Only I didn't smile for long.  I
was still carrying my bags, one in each hand, and as I extended my own hand
to shake his, the bag in it swung through the air and crashed into his
shin.

"Damn!" he said, wincing, "what in the hell's in that bag?"

"Dude, I am so sorry!  Are you ok?  This friggin' shit-ass rain's got me
kind of flustered."  That and the fact that my childhood bully was standing
there with hunky body and perfect teeth.  Ok, so he's the one that had me
flustered.

"Rain gets you flustered?"

"Only when I've been standing out in it for twenty minutes," I said
laughing.

"Well, when you laugh, the rain just goes away."

My eyes shifted back and forth between cameramen.  "On what planet is that
logic true?" still smiling.  At this point I was contemplating building an
arc and rounding up the Good Lord's creatures.

"Oh, it's just something that my...a friend used to tell me."

"Oh really?  Is that friend here today?"  What the fuck am I doing?  In the
damned rain?

"Oh no.  He's at his office, I'm sure."

"I wish he'd start laughing, then."

Chuckling, Scott said, "Why's that?"

Putting my bags down I cupped my hands around my mouth like Elaine on
Seinfeld and said "Because it's raining out here!  And we're getting
soaked!"

"Shit, you're right.  Dude, I'm sorry.  Let me take your bag."

He took the suitcase that clobbered him and headed toward the shelter at
the main doors of the factory.  I was completely soaked, and so was he.
But hey, he looked good wet so I wasn't going to complain.  Ok, so I had
bad memories of his personality, but I sure had good ones of how he looked.
Once we got inside he set my bag down.

"No, no baby, you aren't dropping that this quick."

Sticking out his hand he said "Nice to meet you."

I set the bag down that I was carrying and shook his hand.  "Well, it's
good seeing you again."

"Again?"

"Yeah, in case you've missed it, we're at a reunion party, which means
we've met before" I laughed.

"True.  I just am having a hard time placing you, that's all."

"Oh.  Good."

"Huh?"

"That means that you don't recognize me, which is good because I really
hope that I look nothing like I did in school.  I'm Mike Logan."

"Well the name sure sounds familiar," he said.

You should always know the names of the people you bully in school,
jag-off.
  Broke my pencils, threw my books on the floor, called me names.  Fucker.
Oh come on Mikey!  That was a long time ago, remember, you've changed in
the years too.  Give the guy a break.

Ohhhhh, all right...dammit.

"Yeah, I remember that we went to elementary school together too."

"No kidding?"

"Yep.  Seventh grade, at least.  That's when I moved here."

At this point we were walking toward the elevator.  "From where?" he asked.

"Arizona."

"Yankee" he said smiling.  Perfect teeth.  Fucker.

I laughed my belly laugh and said, "You know, that's what you said way back
then.  Douchebag."  Shaking my head I was still smiling.  Changing the
subject I asked him where his bags were.

"They're upstairs already.  I had forgotten to lock my truck and came
down...shit, I 'll be right back.  Forgot to do that.  You had me
flustered!" he laughed as he ran out of the building.  Sighing inwardly I
watched him run away.  At least I watched his ass while he ran.  God I
remember his ass.  But that was just high school ass.  You remember the
80's don't you?  When guys wore jeans that did a fantastic job showing off
their ass-ets?  Well now he had a mature 28 year old ass.  Yummy yummy
yummy I got love in my tummy...

I turned to my cameraman.  "Got a towel?"  No response from him.  "Prick."
I wiped the rainwater out of my eyes as Scott came jogging back into the
foyer.  The front of him looked good too.  Criminy.  Eight weeks slobbering
over a hot guy, knowing I can do absolutely nothing about it.  I mean come
on, we were to be on television and I was still in the closet then.  And
the sheer fucking irony that he used to be such...a...dickhead.  Back to
the front of him.  He had nice solid legs that were good and hairy.  His
arms were hairy and tanned and he was also sporting a goatee.  Oops sorry,
I need to describe him.  He's a little taller than me, about six feet or
six feet one, and probably weighed around 195.  Blue eyes and brown hair a
little lighter than mine.  Woof!  You could see at least a 15" kielbasa in
his shorts.  Well, not really.  He looked pretty good in the package
department but I couldn't tell anything else.  Just that he fit his shorts
well.  (Okay, stop slobbering, size queens.)

"Nice day, isn't it," Scott said.

"Well maybe things'll start looking up.  Hey is anyone else here?  I know
it's kind of late in the day already" I asked.

"Let's see...I think her name's Deanna, a chick named Jessica, and the
other guys, Freddie and Charlie are here.  Six down, two to go."

After we all unloaded from the elevator I got to see the inside better.  We
were on the 4th floor of the building, which was also the top level.  There
was a huge skylight in the center of the building and all of the apartments
opened up onto balconies that you could look over and see the ground floor.
Scott showed me to our apartment and I finally got my first look inside.
What an apartment!  There's no telling how much this place must've leased
for.  We took the entire west side of the building.  Basically the factory
was an old car factory, rectangular in shape with the long side running
north/south on the lot.  The building immediately next to us was the old
Sears building.  It was a bit taller but you could still see the Atlanta
skyline which also runs north and south on Peachtree Street.  The windows
went almost floor to ceiling and the floors were made up of huge wooden
planks.  The concrete columns were exposed, as was the ductwork and
electricical conduits.

"Hey man, let me give you a tour."

"Alrighty."  Just so you know I have this tendency to say goofy shit like
"alrighty" and "goody gumdrops."  I'm sure you've picked up on that
already.

"Well, it's pretty obvious that we're in the main living area, with a ton
of seating and the kitchen area open.  Hey man, check it out.  We have a
pool table and a big ass t.v.  with Playstation and Nintendo.  On that side
of the loft is the girls' bedroom."

"One bedroom?"

"Yeah.  I guess they want us to be able to"

"catch us on t.v. yentering about each other in bed?" I interrupted.

He chuckled.  "I guess so.  The girls' room overlooks Ponce.  Here's our
home for the next five weeks" he said leading me to the other end of the
building.

"Eight."

"Shit, that's right.  So the place is basically three rooms; the two
bedrooms and the living room slash kitchen."

"With one helluva view!  Check that out!  I've always wanted to live in the
city but I know there's no way I can afford it on a teachers' salary."

"Oh, so you're a teacher?"

"Yep.  History."

"Cool.  Where at?"

I told him the name of the school and he recognized it.  "I have a nephew
there.  It's supposed to be a really good school.  What grade do you
teach?"

"I teach U.S. history to the juniors and seniors.  What grade's your nephew
in?"

"I think he'll be a junior next year."

"So your nephew...is he your wife's sister's kid, or whatever?"

"No, actually he's my sister's kid.  I'm not married."

"Wanna be?"  Scott looked at me kind of funny.  "I mean, most guys our age
are married by now."  Was that a Freudian slip?

"Ah.  Not right now.  Here, check out our room."

I checked out the bedroom.  It was huge!  There were four double beds
throughout the space, each with a night stand.  A couple were against the
windows and the other two against the walls.  At one end of the room was a
really cool bathroom with this really big walk-in shower/steam room.
Hmmm...the possibilities...not!  All of a sudden I realized that something
was missing.

"Well Scott, where did the camermen go?"

"They pretty much stop at the door.  Look out here."

I poked my head out into the bedroom and looked to where he was pointing.
Cameras in various locations meant to pick up on any and all activity
within the apartment.  I turned around quickly and checked out the
bathroom.

He chuckled.  "Nope.  None in there.  I already looked for them."

"Good!  At least we can take care of our 'bidness' in private" I said with
a wink.  Oh yeah, I also have a tendency for inapropriate humor.

He laughed out loud.  "Oh my!" and it sounded exactly like the "oh my" from
the Howard Stern show.

"Hey, you listen to Stern too?"

"Every chance I get.  Dude cracks me up."

"Me too!  I love all of the sound effects that Fred plays throughout the
show.  That's what usually cracks me up the most.  Always love Robin's
newscast with Stern's commentary.  Not a big Jackie fan, though."

"Oh your kiddin'!  I love the Jokeman!"

"Oye" I said rolling my eyes.  "Say, where's everyone else?"  Not that I
was minding this at all.  It was going much better than I thought with just
Scott and I.  See bitches!
  Ten years can definitely change a man!

"You know, I don't know.  They were all here a minute ago."

"Well I's gwine take a shower" I said in my goofy black man voice.  I have
many voices and depending on the mood or the joke that I'm trying to get
over at the moment.
  Don't be gettin' all trippy on my now.  I ain't saying that one race is
better than the other (you race baiters out there).  I bet you wouldn't
complain if I used my redneck voice, would ya!  Shee-it!

"Wanna take one?"

Scott didn't laugh and had a somewhat puzzled look on his face.

"I don't mean with me" (yeah right) " I just didn't know if you wanted to
go first or not."

"Oh, there's actually a couple of stalls in there."

"No shit.  I must not've been paying attention; I thought it was just one
big shower."

"No man, that's the steam room.  The shower's on the other side."

I walked around the steam room, which was in the middle of the room, and
spied the shower room.  Yes, there were a couple of stalls in there.  Oh
goody!  I guess I'd have to get up earlier or take my shower at night.
Ever since my skinny days in high school I was painfully shy in the locker
room.  Being so thin seems to draw the eyes of everyone in the room when
you start taking off your shirt.  Even though there were half walls between
the shower heads (which meant that you really had to try if you wanted to
see your neighbors 'schwantz') it still was just one of those things that
skinny people don't grow out of.  Sure I was a nomal weight and size now
but...hey, you know what I'm saying.  Plus I didn't want to freak the other
guys out with my giant nuts and huge shaft.  Yeah, right.

"So you must be Mike" a voice behind me said.  I turned around and smiled
at the person.  "That be me!"

"Hey man, I'm Freddie.  Dude, it's been like ages since I've seen you."  He
shook my hand and grabbed me up in a hug.

"Well ain't you happy!"  I said.  I pulled away and said "Well Freddie,
before you nail me would you at least kiss me first?" sarcastically.  Scott
burst out laughing at this.  Freddie looked kind of weirded out.  "Baby,
you're half naked and wet.  Did you forget to lock your truck too?"

"No.  Dudes, you gotta check this out," and he took Scott and I each by the
arm and walked us out into the bedroom and then the living room.

"I can walk, pal."  I grinned.  Freddie dropped our arms and went over to a
bookcase near the kitchen.

"Check this out," he said.  He grabbed part of the frame of the cabinet and
pulled.  It swung out to reveal a stairway leading up some stairs.

"What's up there?" Scott asked.

"Hey man, we found this right after you went downstairs.  Check it out."

We followed him up the stairs and came out on what was the roof of the
building.  But up here there was a complete workout room with nautilus and
free weights, a treadmill, stair stepper and all of the other things you
might find inside a mini-personal gym.  The gym part was towards where the
guys' bedroom was and had a wall on two sides, which was smart because of
the southern and western exposure to the sun.  The roof was made up of
greenhouse windows which continued down over to the other side of the space
and also covered a hot tub.  It was big enough to hold around 12 people or
so.  On the north side was just a wall of windows and you could see all the
way up to Buckhead and beyond.  You could even see the treetops over at
Piedmont Park if you knew where to look.  Everything up here was really
pretty private.  I loved having the entire roof as a skylight.  Right now
you couldn't see anything because of all the rain.

In the hot tub were Charlie, Deanna and Jessica.  We walked over to where
they were at; all of them were sipping champaigne.  Yuck!  I fuckin' hate
champaigne.

"Come on guys, the water feels great!" Jessica said.  Freddie had just
slipped back into the tub.

Scott and I turned to look at each other.  I swear we must have read each
other's minds because we both kicked off our shoes and stepped right into
the water.  Clothes on and all.

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Ok y'all.  What do you think so far?

Let me know your thoughts, if you don't mind.  mlogan6969@hotmail.com

Mike.