Date: Fri, 28 Oct 2011 14:45:27 -0700 (PDT)
From: Henry Brooks <hankster1430@bellsouth.net>
Subject: The Trial  Short Story (adult friends?)

The Trial

The thirty-something, very undistinguished looking gentleman, was waiting
to be called to the witness stand.  Nevertheless, when he heard his name
called, he was startled, and he jumped out of his seat.  Against his
attorney's advice, he had elected to testify in his own defense.

Now that he had actually been called, his life seemed to collapse around
him.  All his energy was sapped, and he could barely struggle with his body
in its effort to walk to the witness stand.  It took a monumental effort to
step up onto the raised platform, swivel the chair around, and take a seat.
No sooner did he sit down, then the bailiff asked him to stand again while
he administered the oath.  That took another major effort.

He heard the bailiff's voice.  "State your name for the records please."

"My name is Harold Hampton."

Finally he was seated and ready for whatever would come.  He took a deep
breath and glanced furtively at the female judge, who was shuffling through
some papers.  He couldn't help wonder if a male judge would be more
sympathetic.

He heard his attorney's voice.  "Did you kill your wife, Mr. Hampton?"  He
was taken by surprise.  He had expected the question, but not so quickly,
and not right at the beginning of his testimony.  He gasped and tried to
regain his composure.

"Yes sir.  I killed her while I was trying to defend myself.  It was an
accident."

"You say you accidently killed her while trying to defend yourself?"  His
attorney made the question sound like he didn't believe him.  Whose side
was he on anyway?  "That's very interesting, Mr. Hampton.  I would like you
to tell the court the circumstances which led up to this accidental death.
But before you do, I would like to introduce two pictures into evidence."
He glanced at the judge.  "One picture was taken at Mr. Hampton's wedding,
and the other was taken two months before Iris Hampton's death."

The prosecution objected.  It was expected that they would object to every
motion presented by the defense.  The defense had done the same to the
prosecution.

"Where are you going with this, Mr. Jancowski?" the judge asked.

"I'd like to show the jury that Mrs. Hampton had put on tons of weight
since her wedding, and was perfectly capable of being physically abusive to
her husband.  He weighed less than half of what she did at the time of her
death."

"Overruled," she informed the prosecutor, "Let me see the pictures."  Iris
was a wisp of a thing in the wedding picture, and a big fat sloppily
dressed woman in the second picture.  The judge was slim and pretty, and
Harold could actually see her wince when she looked at the second picture.
She instructed the bailiff to show the pictures to the jury.  They had the
same reaction the judge had, especially the men.  He hoped that weighed in
his favor.  No pun intended.

The judge nodded her head at Mr. Jancowski.

"OK." He said to Harry.  "Tell us the circumstances of your wife's
accidental death."

Harry sat back in his chair, and allowed himself to relax for the first
time since his trial began. Until now all the witnesses had testified
against him, especially Iris's family.  They asserted that he completely
ignored his ailing wife, and let her shift for herself, even though she was
bed ridden.  Now he had his moment in court.

His mind quickly reviewed the years from the happy youth he was when he met
Iris, to the miserable human being he had become throughout their years of
marriage.  He began to edit his life, trying to figure out what was
appropriate to reveal to the jury in order to gain their sympathy, and what
events he should leave out.

**********

Harry Hampton was a true cellophane man.  He grew to be a skinny, 5'8",
brown haired, brown eyed, weak chinned man.  He wasn't bad looking, but he
didn't have a face that would make anyone look twice either.  He went
through high school with a C+ grade average, and did not participate in any
after school activities.  A few girls caught his eye, but when he got up
the courage to ask for a date, they turned him down.  After awhile, he just
stopped asking.

Harry had one really close friend, Jimmy Potter, who was just as non
distinct as Harry was.  Like Harry he wasn't bad looking, but he just
didn't have any charisma, nor would he demand any attention.  He was an
inch taller than Harry.  His hair was a shade lighter than Harry's hair,
and his eyes were a dark blue.  His luck with the ladies was just as bad as
Harry's was.

Halfway through high school, Harry and Jimmy concluded that they would
never get laid unless they were lucky enough to find a girl who would marry
them.  By that time their hormones were raging, and they began to jerk off
together.  In no time at all they were fondling each other and whacking
each other off.  That led to experimenting with oral sex and eventually
anal sex.  They began to indulge in homosexual activity as often as they
could, and they continued it into college, where they were room mates.  To
be fair, neither of the two boys considered the possibility that they might
be gay.  They were merely using each other for gratification, but only
until the "real thing" came along, that is to say, the right girl.

In college, both boys filled out, grew to their adult heights, and spent
some dollars on stylish haircuts and stylish tight fitting jeans.  Girls
actually began to talk to them.

Jimmy was the first to stop wanting gay sex.  He started dating a freshman
co-ed when he was a junior.  She was kind of cute, but more importantly she
put out, and a lot.  She wanted even more sex than Jimmy could give her,
but he managed to keep up with her by definitely excluding Harry from his
love life.  It wasn't long before they were talking about marriage.

Harry met Iris in his senior year at a party in the student union.  She had
just come to the university to do graduate work in nursing.  She was just
under a year older than Harry.  She wasn't pretty, but she was exuberant
and perky.  Her bubbly personality overwhelmed Harry.  He was unprepared
for her aggressiveness toward wanting to have sex with him, and he
foolishly mistook her for the "real thing."

They were married after Iris got her MS in nursing.  Harry was already
working in the accounting department of a large manufacturing company.
Iris got a job at a nearby teaching hospital as a nursing supervisor and
trainer.  Between them, they made a very good living, and their life style
was free and easy.  They had fun together and life was good.  In spite of
it all, Harry often longed for the sex he had with Jimmy.  He sometimes
pretended Iris was Jimmy when they were making love.  He wondered if Jimmy
had the same feelings, but he would never ask.

The change in Iris took place slowly over the first five years of their
marriage.  At first Harry didn't even notice it.  One morning when they
were dressing, Iris was having trouble with a zipper.  She asked Harry to
zip her up.  He struggled, and suddenly the zipper ripped away from her
nurse's uniform.  Harry realized that Iris was putting on weight.  She
always had a better appetite than he did, and she always ate more than he
did, but he marveled that she never gained weight.  That seemed suddenly to
be changing.  For a moment Harry was elated.  Maybe she was pregnant.  That
thought evaporated quickly.  Suddenly Iris began to yell at him.  It was
uncharacteristic for her to raise her voice or use profanity, but she did.

"Fucking idiot! Fucking oaf! You ripped my favorite uniform.  Can't you do
anything right?"  Harry stood looking at her dumbfounded.  Unused to such
awful behavior from her, and not knowing what to do, he finished dressing
and left the house.  He decided that he would have breakfast at a Burger
King near his office that morning until Iris simmered down a bit.  After
Harry left, Iris went into her closet and found a white wrap around dress
that wasn't even a uniform.  Nonetheless she wore it to work that day.

She never did simmer down.  She was gaining weight rapidly, and she knew
it.  Instead of getting a hold of her unhealthy eating habits, she ate more
and more of her fatty junk foods.  The unhappier she became, the more she
ate.  She was never without a bag of junk food in her hand.

She blamed Harry for all her misery.  Their sex life slowed to a crawl, and
at some point, when Iris's weight exceeded 250 pounds, Harry wouldn't have
slept with her if he could.  The sweat built up between the folds of her
skin and she always smelled foul, no matter if she had just showered.  She
took up so much of their bed that Harry finally moved into the guest
bedroom.  He whacked off almost every night dreaming of Jimmy.

Their once tranquil home became a battle zone.  From the minute they got
home from work, she blamed him for all her miseries.  Everything was his
fault.  Harry became the chief cook and bottle washer.  Iris was just too
fat to do anything around the house.  Eventually she lost her job.  Now, in
addition to working all day, Harry had to wait on Iris hand and foot,
prepare their meals and clean the house.  All the while he heard her on the
phone complaining to her mother what a useless oaf he was.  Harry didn't
know what road to turn up next, until fate intervened.

His boss wanted to hire a new assistant for Harry.  The business was
growing fast, and Harry was growing with it.  He was now the manager of the
finance department.  Estefan Lopez, a drop dead gorgeous Latino, had been
working for the city in the audit department.  His pay was low and his job
was a dead end rut.  He was looking for a better opportunity.  He was only
four years younger than Harry, and Harry's heart almost stopped beating
during the interview.  In fact, at one point, Harry lost some of his pent
up restraint, when at the end of the interview, Estefan said, "Look sir,
I'm gay, and if that's an issue, I'll leave right now.  I want to be open
and above board about it so we won't have any problems down the pike."

Harry only hesitated for an instant.  He winked at Estefan and said,
"That's no issue at all.  The job is yours.  He left Estefan wondering
about the wink.  They shook hands on their new relationship and Estefan
said, "Everybody calls me Steve, Mr. Hampton.

"Everybody calls me Harry, Steve."

Harry could not bear going home after work, and he found excuses to work
late with Steve.  Steve didn't seem to mind at all.  They even began having
dinner together after work.  When Harry got home and Iris ranted for hours
about how he didn't give a shit for her, he just kept silent.  At some
point, Iris usually passed out from booze, and eventually Harry went to bed
with her vile words ringing in his ears.

One night at dinner, Harry told Steve about his life with Iris and how
miserable he was.  Steve put his hand on Harry's in sympathy.  An electric
shock went through Harry's body.  He got bolder.  "I was homosexual all
through high school and most of college," he blurted out.  He stared at
Steve and waited for a reaction.

Steve closed his hand tighter on Harry's.  "I thought so," he said.  "I've
always felt you were a gay man crying to come out.  I'm really glad about
it Harry, because I'm very fond of you."  He squeezed tighter.  "It would
be great if you came home with me tonight."

Harry never thought of Iris once as he and Steve made love.  He couldn't
believe how good Steve's cum tasted.  He had never liked Jimmy's jism much.
He stayed as long as he could and reluctantly left at midnight.  He went
into Iris's room to check on her.  She was snoring away, and the stench of
wine on her breath was unmistakable.

Next morning she resumed her tirade.  She called him an inconsiderate son
of a bitch, because she had to make her own dinner, and he certainly knew
how hard it was for her to get out of bed.  When she demanded to know what
time he came home, he said that he came home early, but she was sound
asleep.  He told her that he cleaned the dishes and went right to bed.  As
he left for work, her final words were, "You never think about me, just
yourself, you selfish bastard. You better get home in time to make me
dinner tonight."

Nice, he thought.  Her bedside table was fully stocked with junk food,
designed to last more than one month for a normal person.  Harry thought,
it'll be gone by noon.

The next day at work, Harry and Steve acted like nothing had happened
between them, but about ten o'clock Harry went to the men's room.  Steve
followed him in.  He locked the door behind him and grabbed Harry's crotch.
Harry moaned as the two men kissed passionately.  Then they peed and went
back to their desks.

After that, Harry spent as much time with Steve as he could.  There was no
denying how much they loved each other.  Steve kept pressuring Harry to
leave Iris and move in with him.  He kept pointing out that if Harry wasn't
around, she would get out of bed and fend for herself.  It might be the
best thing that could happen for her.  Still Harry wasn't convinced, and he
continued to take all her abuse.  At the same time he could overhear her on
the phone telling anyone who would listen, that he never did a thing for
her.

The final straw came one night when Harry was sound asleep in the guest
bedroom.  Iris threw open his door, and all four hundred pounds of her (or
more) waddled in.  She was naked, drunk, and she had a wine bottle in her
hand.  She placed the bottle on the dresser and fell on top of him.  That
woke him up quick enough.

"Fuck me," she demanded.

Harry was appalled.  She smelled of sweat and booze.  He could also smell
the foul, fishy odor of her pussy.  Even though his stomach was empty, he
started to heave.

"I gotta go to the bathroom," he yelled.  Iris rolled over slightly, enough
to release him.  He ran to the bathroom and locked the door.  He managed
not to barf, but he had to rinse his mouth with a mouthwash to get rid of
the taste of his own bile.

He stayed there a very long time, but he knew that eventually he would have
to come out.  When he did, Iris was snoring away in his bed.  He started to
hyperventilate.  He knew that he had to get out of there in order to save
his life.

**********

"What happened next?" Mr. Jancowski asked.

"There was a small suitcase under the bed.  I grabbed it and just started
filling it up with a few things.  Suddenly Iris yelled at me, what are you
doing?

"I'm getting out of here, I sobbed.  Iris jumped out of bed.  It was the
fastest I'd seen her move in years.  She ran out of the room.  Seconds
later, I felt her full weight on me.  I could barely breathe.  She rolled
me onto my back, and I could see a kitchen knife coming at me, straight at
my throat."

"What did you do next?" Jancowski interrupted.

"I reached up and grabbed her wrist.  I was able to slow the descent of the
knife, but not stop it altogether.  She was just too strong, and I was
having trouble breathing.  Somehow I mustered all my strength and twisted
her wrist.  The knife was now aimed at her neck.  I was running out of
breath.  With my last bit of strength I pushed up against her, trying to
get a breath of air.  As I did that, she seemed to lose her balance.  She
tried to weigh down heavier on me, and I pushed up harder.  She was very
drunk and unsteady, and somehow her head fell into the knife."

Jancowski waited a long time before speaking.  The court room was silent.
The jurors were trying to gauge the truth of what Harry had just sworn to.
I'm sure they had a clear picture of a 400 pound Iris lying on top of his
150 pounds.

"I have no further questions," he said, and sat down.

The prosecutor approached the witness stand.  He stood half facing the
witness and half facing the jury.

"Isn't it true, Mr. Hampton, that you are homosexual?" he asked abruptly.
Harry was stunned.  He and Steve, and before that, he and Jimmy, had been
very discreet.  He knows nothing, and is just trying to trap me, Harry
thought.

Harry still didn't think of himself as gay, and he answered, "No, I am not.
You've seen her picture, sir.  Don't you agree that she could have turned
any man gay?"

The jurors roared with laughter.  The prosecutor was not amused.  "Isn't it
true that you murdered your wife to be with a male lover?"

"No, it's not true.  It happened just like I said," Harry mumbled with a
sob in his voice.  "If you want to know if she made my life a living hell,
the answer is yes.  But if you want to know if I planned to murder her, the
answer is a resounding NO!"  Harry looked at the jury.  "No!" he repeated.
The jury believed him and the prosecutor knew it.  He asked a dozen inane
questions, but he couldn't shake Harry's story one iota.  He finally looked
at the judge and said.  "I have no further questions for this pervert."

Jancowski objected, and the remark was stricken from the records, but it
was enough to incense a good part of the jury.  The prosecutor had just
cooked his own goose.

Mr. Prior," the judge fumed.  "I will not permit that kind of talk in my
court room."

"Yes, your honor.  I apologize."

Mr. Jancowski then called a police forensic expert to the stand.  He
testified that the only finger prints found on the knife were Iris
Hampton's.  This was consistent with Harry's story that he never touched
the knife.  You could tell in cross examination that Mr. Prior had lost his
steam.

"Could Mr. Hampton have wiped his prints off the knife and left only
Mrs. Hamptons?" he asked limply.

The forensic expert actually started to laugh.  "That would have been
impossible without wiping off her prints as well.  Besides, when the body
was found she was gripping the knife so strongly, we had to pry it out of
her hand.  The defendant would have found it impossible to wrap her hand
around the knife so tightly after her death."

Jancowski also called several character witnesses including Steve.
Mr. Prior started to ask Steve if he was gay, but Jancowski objected, and
the judge warned him "for the last time" that his question was
inappropriate.  His cross examination was tepid.  All Steve had testified
was that Harry was a kind and caring boss, and kept his home life to
himself, never discussing it at work.  There was little Prior could do to
break down his evaluation about his boss.

The defense rested.  Closing statements were made, and the jury began its
deliberation.  It took them less than two hours to bring in a verdict of
not guilty.

Harry was in his own home that very night.  In the front hall he found a
basket with several bottles of wine and champagne.  The accompanying note
read: Congratulations.  We never doubted you.  Take a few days off and come
back to the office when you are ready.  We need you.  Best regards, John
F. Manning.  John was the company's CEO.

Steve had arranged to have the bedroom cleaned of all the gory blood
stains.  He also had it repainted and recarpeted.  Nobody could tell that
anything so horrible had occurred here.  The room was decorated with
Steve's taste.  After all, when a decent time would pass, he intended to
move in with Harry.

**********

He stayed there a very long time, but he knew that eventually he would have
to come out.  When he did, Iris was snoring away in his bed.  He started to
hyperventilate.  He knew that he had to get out of there in order to save
his life.

He dressed silently and ran out.  He drove directly to Steve's apartment.
It took a few minutes for his persistent knocking to wake up Steve.  It
took no longer to tell Steve what had happened.

"You left her in a drunken stupor?" Steve asked.

"As usual!" Harry said rolling his eyes.  "I could go back in the morning.
She won't even know that I'm gone."

"No," Steve said.  "We're going back now.  I'll follow you in my car, but
I'll park a block away.  Leave the front door open for me."

"What are you going to do?"

"You'll see."

They entered Harry's house silently and went into the kitchen.  Steve put
on a pair of rubber gloves that he had brought with him.  He asked Harry
where he kept the knives, and he removed a serrated steak knife.

They crept into Harry's bedroom.  Iris was snoring away nearly at the edge
of the bed.  She was practically comatose.  Steve got behind her and pushed
her off the bed.  She landed on the floor, awakened for a second, and fell
asleep again.  Steve placed the knife in her hand, wrapped her fist around
it.  Strangely, she took a strong grip on it.  Holding her wrist, he
plunged the knife into her throat.

Harry watched the whole scene.  He was aghast and frozen in place, yet he
approved.  Steve told him to lie on the floor.  It was difficult, but he
got Iris's body on top of Harry.

"Now wiggle her off of you.  Give me five minutes to get on the road, and
call the police.  This is what you are going to tell them."  He laid out
the whole scenario.  Then he took the suitcase from under the bed and put a
few of Harry's items in it.  Harry lay sobbing beside the body.  He was
scared to death.  He waited ten minutes before he called the police.

**********

Some people might complain that Harry and Steve got away with murder.  Even
though stories aren't supposed to end that way, just imagine how many
people get away with murder every day.

Anyway, for what it's worth, Iris's murder was justifiable in my eyes.
Think about it.  If a person chooses to ruin and waste away her life, why
should she be allowed to ruin the lives of everyone around her?  It just
isn't fair.  In my opinion, justice was served.