Date: Sun, 14 Apr 2013 18:44:47 -0500
From: Jim Vance <jimvance2@hotmail.com>
Subject: Being Practical - 3

                       Being Practical
                        By Jim Vance
                 Copyright 2013 by Jim Vance
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                            Three
   "Boy, you look worn out!"
   We  got  home, rearranged Ed's closet, figured out  where
to  put  my old clothes, hung my new clothes, hooked up  the
computer, and kissed. I was pooped!
   "I thought I would work less when I was rich!"
   "How do you think I got rich?"
   "So  that's why you are single. You wore out all the poor
boys who made you rich!" Ed laughed.
   "But it was worth it! I'm rich!" Ed said.
   "I want to be poor and take a nap."
   "It's too late to be poor. But you can take a nap."
   "With  my  daddy?" Ed looked like he was  thinking  about
it.
   "Oh!  I  just  remembered! Ma  wanted  me  to  check  Mr.
Robinson's meat at the market." Ed laughed.
   "She wanted you to price his tube steak?" I laughed.
   "Yeah. And to let her know if it was nice."
   Ed  grinned at me and pulled his shirt off. He kicked off
his  shoes and took off his pants. He lowered his shorts and
my friend was calling me.
   "The best tube steak is right here."
   I looked at Ed. "It does look mighty tasty. Oh, God!"
   "What is it?"
   "I  want  a mouthful of cum and an ass full. Now  I  will
have to choose!"
   "Which do you like better?"
   "I  don't know. I need to wait until it doesn't feel like
the trunk of a burning pine tree is being shoved up my ass."
Ed's mouth was open.
   "Uh.  I  meant until we've done it a few times." I looked
down. Way to go, Tom!
   Ed  tilted  my  head up. He shook his head.  "You  really
love me a lot!"
   I got tears in my eyes. "I do, Ed."
   He held me and I rested my head on his shoulders.
   "Do you want me to keep fucking you?"
   "More than anything."
   "Why?"
   "It  hurt,  but  having you on top of me  and  inside  me
while I looked into your eyes made up for the pain."
   "I  don't really understand why. I could have been laying
on  you  and kissing you, but I knew you well enough  to  be
certain  that is the truth. And that is good enough for  me.
Do  you  want to wait before I fuck you again?  Are  you  in
pain?  Oh, lord! I didn't even ask! I feel like a  jerk!"  I
kissed him.
   "I  am  not in pain," which was mostly true. "And I don't
want to wait." Ed nodded.
   "Tell you what. First I will fuck you. Then we will  take
a shower. After that you will suck me, and then we will take
a nap." I grinned.
   "That sounds perfect!"
   I  pulled off my clothes and lay on my back on his bed. I
pulled my legs up.
   "You must really love pine trees, Tom!" I laughed.
   "I love tube steak. One, anyway." Ed grinned at me.
   Ed  got  the Vaseline and put plenty on his cock. He  got
on the bed and pushed some of it into me.
   "Should I use my fingers?"
   "No. Shove that tree inside me!" Ed shook his head.
   He  place himself at my hole and pushed. I pushed too.  I
had  read that it sometimes helped. I think it did.  Anyway,
it didn't hurt as much. I closed my eyes as he kept entering
me.
   I felt him pressed against me.
   "How was that, Tom?"
   "Much better!" Ed grinned.
   "Fuck me, Daddy!"
   "Happy to, son!" He began thrusting. I ran my hands  over
him.
   "You are pure sex, Ed!" Ed grinned at me.
   "Damn, I love how hot you are for me! Do you know, I  was
afraid you might not want to have sex with me?"
   "Do  you  know how many hours a day I used  to  beat  off
imagining you doing this?"
   "You  pump  out  a  lot of teen cum thinking  about  your
daddy?"
   "Oh,  yeah!  Gallons. Orgasm after orgasm  and  you  gave
every one of them to me!"
   I  pinched Ed's nipples and he kissed me. I sucked on his
tongue. He pulled away.
   "Play  with yourself while Daddy fucks you. Show me  some
of  that  teen cum. I want to eat it, son. Give  your  daddy
some of your spunk."
   I  moaned  and  stroked myself, as well as  I  could.  He
stuck  his tongue in my mouth and I sucked on it.  A  minute
later, I came!
   "Oh, Ed! Daddy!"
   "That's it, son. Come for Daddy."
   My  come  mostly landed on my belly. While I  gasped,  Ed
wiped  some of my cum off my stomach and ate it. He  groaned
and  stopped thrusting. I knew he was filling me. I  wrapped
my  arms around his neck and pulled him close. He kissed  me
while he bred me. Finally, he started to pull out.
   "Please stay! This is so perfect!"
   Ed  kissed me again. We stayed joined for a few  minutes.
Finally, I grinned and he pulled out. He got off the bed and
held out his hand. I took it and we went to get a shower.  I
washed Ed and got him hard again.
   I grabbed his cock. "That's going in my mouth!"
   "Yes,  it  is. My boy likes my cream and I plan  to  feed
him plenty of it."
   Ed washed me and pushed two fingers in me.
   "Was it good? The fuck?"
   "Oh,  Tom.  Everything with you is perfect,  and  I  mean
that.  Our entire day, every bit of it has been. I love  you
so  much. You mean everything to me, and I mean that. I will
tell  you  the  truth. Originally, I just wanted  someone  I
could  have sex with safely, without anyone finding  out.  I
liked  you and that's why I picked you. I never intended  to
fall head over heels for you, but I have. I mean that."
   He  kissed  me.  I wrapped my arms around  him  and  held
tight.
   Ed washed me and pushed two fingers into me.
   "Are you sore?"
   "Not  much. This was much better than last night  when  I
was in so much pain, I couldn't keep my dick hard."
   "I am glad. I hate knowing I caused you so much pain."
   "It wasn't so bad that I didn't want to do it again."
   "Yes, I guess that is true."
   Ed  finished  washing  me and we  dried  each  other.  Ed
jumped on the bed on his back.
   "See something you want, boy?"
   "The  hottest  fucking thing I ever saw!" Ed  grinned  at
me.
   "I think you wanted some of my special cream."
   "Oh, yeah. I want a mouthful of it."
   I  got  up on the bed and took him into my mouth. I  held
Ed's nuts in my hand while I sucked him.
   "That's  it boy! Please your daddy!" I moaned.  I  wanted
to do that forever!
   I  closed  my  eyes  and pictured Ed from  the  newspaper
photo.  It  was  incredible that  the  man  I  wanted,  that
grinning  man in the photo, wanted me. We weren't  from  the
same  social class and Ed was older than my mother.  But  we
found each other. And Ed, for some reason, seemed to love me
as much as I loved him.
   I began sucking Ed's nuts.
   "Baby,  I know you like sucking my balls. If you want  to
shave them, that's fine with me."
   I  let them slip out of my mouth. "What if I slip and you
become  a  girl?"  Ed  laughed.  "A  girl  just  like  Doris
Pringle." He howled.
   "Then  I  guess you would fuck me, Tom," he  said,  still
laughing.
   "I'll do it. I think having a low hanging, smooth set  of
nuts will make me want to suck them even more often."
   "That's  fine with me, Tom. You are the first  person  to
ever  do that to me and I really love it. Of course, I  love
you so much, I would probably love your farts." I laughed.
   "That's  good to know for when Ma makes her pinto beans."
We both laughed.
   I  moved  back  to  his cock. I sucked  on  the  end  and
stroked the shaft.
   "You've got me close, son."
   I  sped  up and Ed groaned as his spunk filled my  mouth.
He gave me a nice mouthful. When his cock started shrinking,
I pulled off him.
   "Lay on top of me, Tom."
   I  did  and  kissed him. It was nice, but  I  like  being
under  him better. It makes me feel wanted and safe  at  the
same time, I think.
   "Let's take that nap, baby."
   I lay down on my side and Ed pulled me to him.
   "I love you, Tom."
   "Love you, too. Mr. Sex." Ed laughed.
   "I  like that nickname, but I might be better if you call
me Sexy Daddy when we are out in public." I laughed.
   "I will remember that!"
   I  paused  for a minute. "Ed, since you knew  Jeff  Brown
was gay, why didn't you pick him?"
   "He has two parents."
   "Oh."  I really, really wished I hadn't asked. Ed  picked
me  because  Ma was a widow, not because he wanted  me.  For
some  reason, instead of feeling lucky he picked me, I  felt
terrible.  I closed my eyes tight, but tears still  made  it
through.  I was glad Ed was looking at the back of my  head,
and  couldn't see what a baby I was. I sniffed and Ed pulled
me over onto my back.
   "Baby, what's wrong?"
   I wiped my eyes. "Nothing. Nothing's wrong."
   "I  never heard a less believable lie in my life! What is
it? Are you in pain?"
   "Oh, Ed."
   "Tell me, and that is an order!"
   "You  just  picked  me  because Ma  wasn't  married,  not
because of who I am. I just happened to be the boy you would
be safest with. The one it was most practical to pick."
   "You  know  what?  You are right." I  sobbed.  "But  that
isn't  the  reason I fell in love with you, Tom. I  fell  in
love with you because of who you are. The more I got to know
you, the more I loved you. Doesn't that matter?" I looked in
his beautiful blue eyes.
   "I guess it does."
   "Yeah.  It matters a lot. I was so lucky I picked you.  I
seriously  doubt I would have fallen in love with  Jeff.  He
would  have  been what I originally planned: a  convenience.
Now. Do you feel better?" I nodded.
   "I  think I better show you how I feel." Ed moved between
my legs.
   "I  have  never  sucked a cock on my life,  and  I  never
wanted  to. I eat your spunk. If someone asked me six months
ago  if I would ever eat spunk, I would have laughed at  em.
Why on Earth would I do that? I would have asked. But I love
every  inch  of you and that includes your pretty  prick.  I
love you so much I want to eat your spunk. So much that just
the  taste of it made me cum when I was fucking you a  while
ago.  Son,  I will be eating your spunk for the rest  of  my
life, if you let me."
   Ed  swallowed my cock and gave me proof. He pulled on  my
nipples  while he sucked me. I watched him and he looked  up
at  me. I smiled at him and his eyes crinkled. He tugged  on
my balls and I came.
   "Oh, fuck! Daddy! Oh, Ed!"
   Ed  looked in my eyes as he swallowed. I realized what an
idiot  I  was.  Important people don't  suck  the  cocks  of
unimportant  people without a good reason. And  Ed's  reason
was love.
   I fell asleep in Ed's arms.
   I  had  just woked up and was perfectly content  to  stay
where I was when Ma knocked on the bedroom door. I carefully
got  out of bed and put on some pants. I looked at Ed on top
of the covers and decided I didn't want Ma to see him naked.
It  was silly, her being his wife, but Ed was mine. I pulled
the  covers from my side of the bed over him and opened  the
door.
   "Come on, Tom. Let's talk."
   I  close  the bedroom door and followed Ma. We went  into
the kitchen and sait.
   "Are you still happy, Tom?"
   "Yes,  Ma. I love Ed. He spent over seven hundred dollars
on  clothes for me. Then he bought me a computer  that  cost
two thousand."
   "No!"
   "Yes."
   "Well,  you  should have seen the looks on women's  faces
when I stopped at the market to shop after my meeting."
   I grinned. "Were they jealous?"
   "You  bet they were. Bertha was there and she looked like
she  wanted  to pull every hair out of my head.  I  think  I
actually heard her snarl!" I laughed.
   "Is Ed happy?"
   "Oh,  yes, Ma. He goes on and on about how lucky  he  is.
It is embarrassing." Ma smiled.
   "I keep worrying he is going to regret marrying me."
   "Ma,  he said he wants me to be with him for the rest  of
his life. I don't think you need to worry."
   "Well,  maybe. But people say that all the time  and  are
divorced two years later."
   "Yes,  I  guess  that is so. But we don't have  to  worry
about that."
   "Why not?"
   "Uh. You do know why he married you, right?"
   "Well, I assume it was because of you."
   "Right.  It  was safest for him to pick me. You  are  his
age,  he knew I was crazy about him, and he can adopt me  to
make  everything  look perfectly normal. For  one  thing,  I
don't think you can unadopt someone."
   "No. That is true."
   "His  plan wouldn't work a second time. He can't  divorce
you  and  find a new woman with a son who liked him  who  he
could  adopt.  It  would look very strange and  not  looking
strange is very, very important to Ed." Ma nodded.
   "I  expect  you  are  right. He still might  divorce  me,
though."
   "No. He said you are absolutely perfect. He respects  you
and he said it would look bad for him to divorce you."
   "He certainly believes in keeping up appearances!"
   "Yes.  I  think  he cares more about that  than  anything
else.  Or he did. He said he never planned to fall  in  love
with me, but he did."
   "Do you believe him?"
   "Oh, yeah."
   "I  would feel a lot better about spending his money,  if
I had some idea how much he has. Has he said?"
   "No."
   "This  kitchen  needs work, and I don't know  whether  to
buy the cheapest stuff like I used to, or spend more."
   "I  can  understand that. Ed will, too. I  will  let  him
know  you  don't want to spend too much. That can't possibly
make him mad." Ma nodded.
   "I  am  loving not cooking. I am excited about going  out
to  dinner. I am so used to people looking down on us, it is
wonderful seeing jealousy on their faces. I know I shouldn't
like it so much, but I do."
   I hugged Ma and went back to Ed's room.
   When  I  opened  the  bedroom  door,  Ed  was  awake  and
grinning at me.
   "Damn, you are one fine man!" I said.
   "Come here, baby."
   I took off my pants and got back into bed.
   Ed  rolled me on my back and pressed his mouth  to  mine.
We  kissed. I stroked his cheek. It was stubbly. I needed to
shave my man.
   "What did your Ma want?"
   "She  said the kitchen needs work and she isn't sure  how
much  to  spend.  She  keeps frowning  at  the  toaster."  I
laughed.  "We are used to not buying things. She isn't  sure
what  to do. Do you mind telling me how much money you have?
If  you don't want to, I understand. You spent so much money
on me, I feel guilty."
   "Don't, baby. I have a couple of million."
   "You are a millionaire?"
   "Yup."
   "I eat millionaire spunk every day?"
   Ed laughed. "That's why it's so tasty, son."
   "I bet you are right!"
   "Do  you  want me to tell Ma she doesn't need to buy  the
cheapest toaster she can find, or do you want to do it."
   "Let me put on pants and we will both do it."
   We  got out of bed and I put my pants back on. Ed put  on
pants and a shirt.
   We walked into the kitchen.
   "How is my lovely wife?"
   Ma smiled. "I am just fine, thanks."
   Ed  kissed her cheek and she smiled. I knew she was  glad
he didn't kiss her on the mouth.
   "Ed,  Ma  said  Bertha is ready to  blow  a  gasket."  Ed
laughed.
   "I  bet  she is. She has been probably been planning  how
to  show me her female parts again." Ma looked like she  was
trying not to laugh, but she gave up.
   "How  a  woman  can think she can act  like  a  whore  in
public and have a respectable man fall in love with her,  is
a mystery to me."
   "Well, she isn't known for her brains," Ed said.
   "No.  She  never has. Many suspect she was  born  without
one." Ed and I laughed.
   "Edith,  Tom  told me that you were concerned  about  the
household  budget. I appreciate the fact that  you  want  to
know  what  it  is before you buy. Most women I  have  known
seemed to prefer to spend without knowing." Ma smiled. "That
makes me respect you more than I already do. I know we don't
exactly have a romantic marriage, but you are very important
to me. I think you are a fine person."
   "Thank you, Ed."
   "Now  before I tell you how much money I-I mean  we-have,
I  have  to tell you my goal is not to have a lot less."  Ma
and  I laughed. "We have just over two million dollars."  Ma
gasped.
   "You are a millionaire?"
   "We  are  millionaires, Edith." Ma stared at  him.  "This
state has community property, you know."
   "Why didn't you want a prenuptial agreement, Ed?"
   "Because  I  wanted a real marriage. For one thing,  what
would  people think?" Ma nodded. "Personally, pre-nups sound
to  me  like people planning their divorce before they  even
get married. Why marry?
   "I  hope  this doesn't make you uncomfortable, but  I  am
madly  in love with your son. I love you as a friend and  as
Tom's  mother. I can easily see you becoming my best friend.
If  for  some reason, we can't stay married, paying you  one
million is not too much to find the love of my life. Do  you
understand?"
   Ma  had tears in her eyes. I hoped she wasn't upset by Ed
telling her how he felt about me.
   "I  understand. Good lord! No wonder those women were  so
jealous!" I grinned at Ma.
   "Yup.  You  personally are a millionaire. That is  unless
you  spend  it  all on the kitchen," Ed said,  grinning.  Ma
started  laughing. "Anyway, we are not going to run  out  of
money  if  you  buy  the most expensive  appliances  on  the
planet. Don't forget that I am still earning money.  If  you
need to spend twenty thousand in here, it's no big deal."
   "Damn!  I'm going to get a blender! I have always  wanted
a blender."
   "Buy  a  really  nice  one, Edith." She  grinned  at  Ed.
"There is something else you need to remember."
   "What's that, Ed?"
   "If  you  go round checking prices and asking for  deals,
it  kind of looks bad. Like you are trying to cheat the shop
owner. Being miserly."
   Ma frowned. "Oh, yes. I can see that."
   "You  want them grinning every time you set foot in their
store."
   Ma shook her head. "This is all so new to me."
   "I  know,  Edith. Just remember that you have  a  lot  of
money now and you don't have to be careful. If you see a new
dress in the window of a store, go in and buy it. If you are
in  town  and  you are hungry for a steak, buy  the  biggest
steak  on  the  menu. You will be helping someone  by  doing
that."  Ed grinned. "And maybe helping someone's dog if  you
don't  finish it." I grinned as Ma looked stunned.  I  guess
neither  of  us  had ever thought of it that way,  but  that
restaurant  owner would be real happy and it would  make  Ed
look  better. I shook my head. He sure was good  at  looking
respectable.
   "I  thought  we  might go for seafood tonight.  How  does
that sound to you, Edith?"
   "Just fine."
   "Have you ever had lobster?"
   "No."
   "You  can  try  it. If you don't like it, you  can  order
something else." Ma smiled and shook her head.
   Ed took my hand and we walked back to his bedroom.
   "Ed,  if  you  divorced Ma like you  originally  planned,
would you have given her half of everything?"
   "No.  I planned to offer her half a million. I figured  I
knew Edith well enough that she would not have tried to  get
more."
   I nodded. "She would have felt guilty taking that much."
   "Your ma is a good woman."
   "Can I shave you, if we're going out for dinner?"
   Ed  grinned  and said, "You sure can. You  can  shave  my
balls,  too." I was a little nervous about that. I was  very
fond of them!
   We went into his bathroom.
   "We  need  to set you up a bedroom here in the house.  If
you  have  friends over, you can't tell them you sleep  with
me."
   "Oh, yeah. I'm glad you think of these things."
   "Yup. I'm the Daddy."
   I  turned  the water on in the sink and got  it  warm.  I
sprayed some shaving cream in my hands.
   "I  think I will be shaving you when you are old  enough,
Tom." I smiled.
   "That  will  be great. That will mean four or  five  more
minutes with the man I love."
   I  rubbed  the  cream into his skin and I  could  see  my
hands on his face were giving him an erection. That made  me
very happy.
   I  shaved  him carefully and then wiped his face  with  a
warm wet cloth.
   "Damn, you're handsome." I said.
   Ed  grinned  and  pulled my face to his.  We  kissed.  He
sucked on my bottom lip before pulling away.
   "Maybe I should suck you first, Ed."
   "Why?"
   "In  case  I  screw up and all your cream runs  out."  Ed
laughed and laughed.
   Ed  took  me in his arms. "Here is what we are gonna  do,
baby  boy.  You are going shave my nuts, and  then  you  are
going  to  take  them in your mouth and warm  the  cream  in
them."  Ed rubbed his finger on my lips. "You've got  a  hot
sexy mouth that'll warm my nuts nicely. And when my cream is
nice  and warm, I am going to feed it to you." I moaned  and
Ed smirked.
   "I want that, Ed! I really do!"
   "Call me Daddy."
   I smiled. "I want that, Daddy!"
   Ed  grinned.  "I  thought  you would,  knowing  just  how
partial you are to your daddy's cream."
   I  rubbed  shaving cream over them and held them  in  one
hand. I drew the blade over them.
   "Well,  you removed one layer of shaving cream. You  need
to actually touch the skin."
   I  did  it  again and managed to do it, despite my  fear.
His  dick  was hard and it was very distracting. I  got  his
balls shaved, eventually, but I was scared the whole time. I
wiped  them  down  and found a few places I missed.  Finally
they were smooth. I was so relieved.
   "I  think you should have the barber do it next time." We
both laughed.
   "I  can  just see that! 'George, give me the  usual,  but
this time shave my balls, too.'"
   "Better him than me!"
   "You will get used to it, Tom."
   "I know you are right."
   I  used  another towel and cleaned them well.  I  figured
shaving cream didn't taste too good.
   Ed lifted his cock and admired them. I grinned at him.
   "They are even more beautiful than they were before!"
   "Is that even possible?" Ed asked, laughing.
   He  took my hand and we got in bed. He was right, it  was
a lot more fun sucking them when they were smooth. I got his
cream nice and warm.
   "Make Daddy come."
   I  swallowed  his cock and sucked while I  ran  my  hands
over his chest and belly.
   "You  are  so beautiful, baby!" I looked at him.  Ed  was
the beautiful one.
   I  wanted his cum! I pulled on one of his nipples while I
tugged on his balls. Daddy gave me what I wanted. His  cream
shot into my mouth.
   "Oh, Tom! Eat it! Eat it, baby!"
   I  greedily swallowed every bit of Ed's spunk. It  wasn't
any  warmer than usual, but there was quite a bit of it, and
of course, I liked that!
   I  had  just  milked the last of it out of  him  when  Ma
knocked on the bedroom door.
   I  threw Ed his pants and put mine of. I put on my shirt,
too. I opened the door. Ma walked into the room.
   "Jeff is here to see Tom." I looked at Ed and he was  not
happy.
   "Ed, I think we should invite Jeff to dinner. It will  be
good  for  people to see who may have gotten the wrong  idea
before."
   "You  are right, Edith, much as I hate the idea. As  they
say, keep your friends close and your enemies closer." I got
mad.  Jeff had never done a thing to Ed or to any of us.  He
hadn't been rude or made a pass at me, or anything!
   "I  don't think that is fair! Jeff is a nice guy. I don't
like  him as more than a friend and I never will and he  has
never  done a thing to you, Ed Jenkins! Calling him an enemy
just  because he likes me! Am I not allowed to have friends?
Are they all enemies?"
   Ma  gasped and Ed just stared. I regretted saying it, but
it was how I felt.
   "I  see your point, Tom. I can't help being jealous. It's
in  my  nature. But I can control what I say and how I  act.
Acting  like  Jeff  Brown is my enemy  is  not  particularly
smart, either."
   "I'm sorry I got mad."
   "I'm  just  glad  it  was  in private.  If  we  had  this
conversation in a restaurant, we might as well all  move  to
Russia!"
   Ma laughed and I did, too.
   "You  know,  if  Jeff asks me out or does  anything  like
that,  I can just tell him I like girls. It worked for  you,
Ed."
   "You  are one hundred percent right, Tom. How is he going
to know it isn't true?"
   I went out to see Jeff.
   He was in the front hall.
   "Hi, Jeff. How are you?"
   "I'm  fine,  Tom.  I was wondering if you  wanted  to  do
anything."
   "I  think  we  are about to go eat. Do you want  to  come
with us?"
   "Are you sure it's all right?"
   "Yes,  it's fine, Jeff," Ed said. "If you would  like  to
come with us, call your parents and get permission."
   "Yes, sir."
   "I  would  have  you two go to Tom's  room,  but  we  are
redecorating  it. Why don't you take Jeff into  the  kitchen
and see if he wants something to drink, Tom," Ed said. Ed is
a good actor. You couldn't tell he hated Jeff.
   "Come on." I took Jeff to the kitchen and we sat down.
   Jeff  looked around. Then he whispered, "Ed  is  way  too
old for you."
   I stared at him.