Date: Wed, 29 Jan 2003 16:43:06 -0800 From: dude sweet <dudesweet@hotmail.com> Subject: Bowling Alley Bonus When I was 13 I got my first job at the bowling alley cleaning up and buffing floors. When I went for the interview the old guy who was the boss said you look familiar. I told him I was in the league last year. He said why aren't you in this year. I said it cost to much money so that's why I wanted this janitor job. He said you like bowling? I said yes. He said ever bowl naked? What a crazy question I bust out laughing and he said well have you and I said no. I mean how stupid of a question was that. Who would ever bowl naked I thought at that time. So he hired me. He said he would start me cheap but if I did a good job I would get raises. I would come in at 5am till 9am on Saturday and Sunday and clean clean and clean. Then I could bowl if I wanted to. After he showed me everything mostly he would go in his office till about 8am. Then he would come out and organize shit for opening. So after 1 month my mom said I should ask for a raise. So I did. He said how much of a raise do you want? I said I didn't know. Then he asked me if I ever bowled naked. Well I remember he asked me before when he hired me. So this time I said no. Then I said how nobody could ever bowl naked. Theres always millions of people here. So he just smiled and looked around. He didn't say anything so I said have you ever bowled naked. And he smiled and said he has before in the morning before it opens. He said at first it feels weird but then it is fun. And he says if he does it real early like right when he gets there and it is still dark outside when its cold and everything it really wakes him up and gets him ready for the day. So he said try it sometime if you want. So I said what about my raise. He said he would think about it. So the next morning when I first got there I decided to try it. So when he was unlocking I said I think I will bowl for a few minutes before I start to clean to wake up it that's ok. I pretended I was real sleepy. So he said ok. He said but be sure and not be totally naked, be sure and wear shoes. So I didn't say I was gonna bowl naked but he figured it out. So I got my favourite ball and shoes and went all the way over on lane 1 away from his office. I stripped and let me tell you it was cold. Especially sitting on the plastic chair. So I put my cloths on the chair and sat on them. It was very weird, but cool. I know he came out of his office a few times and looked for a second but I didn't really care. It was kind of cool and fun. I didn't bowl a good game because I kept looking down to see what my dick looked liked when I bowled. It was shrivled up because it was cold. And so was my balls. So I finished and got dressed and start my cleaning. When I am cleaning he says did you enjoy it, I said yeah its kinda cool. He said he will give me a 25 cent raise. Cool. So next Saturday when we are going in he says gonna bowl again to get started. So I said yeah if its ok. He said sure go for it. So I did. This time was a little more fun cause I wasn't so freaked out. He even came over once and stood there and said hows it going. I let turned to him and just held the ball over my dick and said well its kinda cold. He said yeah but it gets your blood moving. So I said yeah I guess. So he walked away and I finished. Next morning he said gonna bowl a little, So I said yes. When I was in my second frame, he went to lane 24 at the other end of the bowling alley and stripped naked a bowled to. Well he was so far away I couldn't really see his dick, but only his hair. I only had a little and had never seen a hairy dick before. So he finished before me cause he makes a lot of strikes and got dressed and walked down to my lane when I was still bowling and just talked while I finished my last 2 frames. I didn't feel so weird cause he had just been naked to. Any way I finished and got dressed while we talked. About 15 minutes before opening he asked if I wanted a short lesson, so we went and he showed me and I through a few frames. We were both dressed and everything. He was a good bowler. Next week when we were going in he said want to bowl together? So I figured he meant naked and since he already seen mine and I kinda wanted to see his closer just to see what he got I said sure if you want. So I wasn't sure he meant naked so I waited till he started stripping then I did to. It was funny. We were both sitting down naked putting on our shoes. Anyway he had tons of hair and a bigger dick than mine only cause mine was so shrilved. And his balls hung down a lot and mine were shrivled. But he didn't say anything about my dick or anything so we just bowled. He helped me a couple of times. It was funny to see his naked ass when he bowled. Then I figured mine was probally funny to. It was funny cause we were both acting like it was a normal bowling but we were both naked. Then we got dressed and got to work. It got to be a regular thing, bowling naked together. One of my jobs was to put customers balls in the ball polisher machine for them. They would leave them with us and we would polish them up and clean and spray there shoes to smell good. He would give me the key to the machine so I didn't have to put in quarters. He came over when I was doing this and said I see you haven't figured out the fun way to do that job. So I said what is the fun way? He said just leave your body on it like this. He said I promise you will like it. So he went away so I did. Man it is cool the machine shakes you dick and you get a hard on. So I would put the ball in the machine and turn it on and while it was polishing the ball I would lean into the machine. The harder I leaned the more it felt good on my dick. I was like holding myself to it as close as I could like I was hugging it and Max said I see you like this job. Well I was a little embarrassed at first then I figured he told me about it he probally knew what it was doing to me. So I said yeah its cool. He said just don't come on the machine. Wow. How did he know I played with it and could make it come? So I say ok don't worry. I won't. As he walked away he said you might want to try in naked sometime. Well I was almost done and only had 2 more balls to clean but I figured what the hell. I didn't get naked, just pulled my dick out and put it on the machine while it was running. Boy he was right it did make me want to play with it and make it come but I didn't. Next time after we bowled naked he said maybe you want to polish the members balls first thing. Well since I was naked and he said I should try it naked sometime I figured what the heck. So I stayed naked. He gave me the keys out of his pocket while he was getting dressed and I walked to the storage lockers to get the balls. I stayed naked and it was pretty cool. I was liking it. I never get to be naked at home because of my mom and 3 sisters. I decided I liked it. So when I put the first ball in right away I hugged the machine. Well my dick got almost all the way hard even before that because it was thinking about how it would feel. It felt pretty cool. It was like the machine was playing with my hard on. So I know he saw me and maybe he even saw my hard dick but he didn't say anything about it so I figured it was ok. So when he came over close I was a little embarrassed because I didn't know if he would be mad cause I got a hard dick. So when he was there I said don't worry I not making any sperm shoot on your machine. He laughed. At first I thought he was laughing cause he could see my hard dick, but he said I was just kidding, if you want to jackoff just be sure and clean up. Jackoff. I learned a new word. So I didn't play with it, I mean jackoff, cause I was almost finished. Later in the day he started asking me about how I learned to jackoff. I told him I just figured it out. He asked if any boys showed me how or anything or taught me and I told him no. He asked me how I learned about sex. I said I just picked it up from other kids talking. He said didn't your dad teach you anything. So I said I didn't have a dad. He said oh I'm sorry. I said no he's not dead or anything. I said he left 5 years ago and never came back. So he says well if I ever have any questions or anything he will be glad to explain stuff. So I say thank you. I did have some questions but was to embarrassed to ask. Next time was the first time I jacked off on the ball machine. I was still naked from bowling with max and polishing the balls and started to jack while the machine was shaking. Felt good. Anyway I shoot out come and cleaned it up with one of the polishing rags. But I still had a hard on because it was so fun. So Max came over when I was doing more balls and said how was it. I didn't know if he saw me or anything so I said how was what. He laughed and said how was your jacking off. I said it was very good. He just smiled and laughed and went away. So I figured it was ok to do. So I did it everyday I worked there. I also stopped playing with my dick on Friday so Saturday would be better. We were bowling naked on morning and I decided to ask him some questions about sex and stuff. So while I was asking I started to get hard and covered it up. He interrupted me and said never be ashamed of you boner. Its normal to get them all men do. I said even grown ups. I was gonna say even you but I chickened out. So he told me that all guys get them all the time. I thought it was just me and he said no its very normal. Then he said all men and boys jack off all the time to. And I said really. He said all of them do it. Its normal. Well I had a full boner by then cause talking about this stuff made it get hard and I wasn't even playing with it. But since he could see it perfectly I asked him if mine was normal size. He said haven't you ever compared sizes with any of your friends. I said no. He said that was a normal thing to do and that mine was normal or maybe a little bit bigger than normal for my age. So I said well how big do they get. He said around 6 inches. So I looked down at mine. He said how big is yours I said I don't know. He said go in my top drawer and there's a ruler there. Bring it back here and I will show you how to measure. Well when I came back he's got a hard on. Its huge. I just stare. He lets me look for a minute then he says ok and takes the ruler out of my hand and touches my dick and shows me how to measure. Feels very good when he touches my dick. It is 5 inches. The he says ok you can measure mine now. So he just stands there. So I get to touch his huge dick and measure it. It is almost 6 inches. It sure looks bigger than only 1 inch more than mine then I figure its because his is fatter way fatter than mine. So he says ok you can take the ruler back to my desk now. When I come back I can see he is playing with his dick so I just stay back because I don't want to interrupt him and get him mad at me or anything. So he sees me and says its ok you can come back. So I sit down next to him. He starts to play with his again he says its ok you can do it to its normal. Jacking off is very normal. So I am very hard and watching him makes it even harder to so I sit down next to him and jack off mine. After I come I can see he is watching me shoot so I say is that a normal amount of sperms. He says yeah perfectly normal so I feel ok. So I don't know what to do. I am sitting there with a hard on and sperms and he is still playing with his. So I start to get dressed but keep watching him cause I want to see how much he comes and what it looks like to see if mine id normal. He comes like 5 times more than me and its id milkier looking than mine. He sees me staring and says that's a normal amount for a man and that's what I will do in a few years. His hard on goes away right after he shoots it. So he's getting dressed and sees me already dressed and says aren't you polishing the balls today. And I say yeah of course. I said I forgot and got dressed my accident. He laughs. So I get naked over by the ball machine and jack off again. 2 times in a row. Next time we talk about sex and stuff while bowling and I gets a boner but we don't jackoff or anything. And he don't get one. I stay naked when I go to the ball machine and put my dick on it and hug it. He comes over and says want to see something even cooler with the machine and I say yeah cool. Now I am there all hard but he don't care. So I put the next ball in and he says ok hold on to the machine. So I do. Then he reaches in and plays with my dick for me so I can use my hands to hold onto the machine. Its nice of him and feels really good. So he can tell I'm about to shoot and he speeds up his jacking off. And I shoot all over the machine all over me and all over his hand. He don't care. He says how was that and I say great. He use a rag to clean his hand and then gives it to me. At the end of the day he gives me another 25 cent raise. So after only 4 months I have got 2 raises. So most morning we bowl naked and sometimes we jackoff together in the lanes and sometimes he jacks me at the ball machine and sometimes we do both. It's a lot of fun. So he asks me if I want some more hours to help with the league. So I say yeah so I help with the older kids about my age but who haven't been in a league before. They aren't very good bowlers and I have to teach them how to keep score and stuff. But its fun and really all I do is hang out with them. So max asks me if I'm getting along with them and I say yeah. He says if I ever want to invite them in before hours for a lesson I can do that. He says have you ever asked them about bowling naked and I said no. He said well if I get them talking about sex and stuff I should ask them. He said if they seem to think it might be cool I can invite them. He said if I do he will let them in and then pretend to leave to go on a errand so I can bowl naked with them. SO I am wondering why he would do this for me cause it sure sounds fun to me and I think maybe he wants to spy and watch them bowl naked and stuff. So what. So its easy to get them talking about sex and even about jacking off. They are pretty horney kids. All are 12 and one is 13 but not in my class. So I say any of you guys ever bowl naked. They say no way. Impossible. So I tell them a story. I tell them that sometimes when I'm here in the morning cleaning get naked and bowl. They say no way. I say yes way I do it all the time. So they don't believe me. So I say come early next week and I will prove it. Then I say but I don't bowl alone. I say I'm not putting on a show or anything. So they all decide that Sam will come early next week. So I tell them to come at 7am and tell his mom I giving him a private lesson. He says ok. So I tell Max. He says I should have asked for some money for a private lesson. He said I should ask next time, but he will pay me this time. I said how much and he said a private lesson is usually 5 dollars with half going to the bowling alley and half to the teacher. So he says he will pay me 2 dollars and 50 cents for teaching Sam. So I say OK. So I'm nervous and at 7:15 I figure he chickened out so I start cleaning the balls and jack off. Max pretty much stays in his office. So at 7:45 I hear someone banging at the door. So I open it and let him in and lock it back up. I said I thought you chickened out. He says I never chicken out of anything. So he looks around and says is anyone here. And I lie and say no cause I don't think he will do it if he know Max is there. So we get shoes and balls. So he's just sitting there and I say well and he says well you first so I say ok and strip all the way naked and sit down. While I am putting on my shoes, he strips to. He gots a boner but I tell him its no big deal I say everybody gets them. He says I know all about boners dumbass. He got no hair and his is about less than 4 inches. So he says you first so we start bowling. Its way fun. After a few frames I can tell he is having fun to and his boner goes away. So I help him a little but mainly we just talk and have fun. So we finished the game and he says are we done and I say yeah I got to finish getting ready. I say but you can stay and help if you want. So we both get dressed and he helps me polish balls but I don't show him about getting hard with the machine. So he is pretty nice to me and so I am nice to him. When his friends come he tells them all about it and how cool it is. I say yeah its pretty fun. SO I ask if they want to come next week early. They say maybe. I say ok I'll be ready. SO Max gives me my extra money and I ask him if he was watching and he says yes he was watching. He says does that bother you and I say no it don't bother me. And it don't. I am hoping they all come next week but only Sam comes. So we do it again only he don't have a boner this time. When he stays to help me with the balls I show him how to lean on it and get hard. But we don't get naked or anything. Anyway I learn he jacks off but cant come yet. He says Josh and Alex can come but him and Jimmy cant. So I ask him if they all do stuff together he says yeah sure. So I am thinking that Max was right about all that stuff. I never do ask him for lesson money but Max pays me anyways. And I do help him to get better. I invite them all again. Next time he comes with Josh and Alex to. I am happy. So Sam and me are getting naked and they are just sitting there thinking about chickening out I think. So Sam says looks if your not going to do it why did you come. So they both get naked. Josh has a boner like mine with no hair. Alex has got in between a boner and hanging. SO do I. Sams is just hanging. So we bowl and let me tell you its very fun bowling with 3 other naked guys. We joke around talk about sizes and all sorts of stuff. We also talk about jacking off and were not finished with are game I say there is a cool machine here that makes jacking off really cool. So we all go over naked to the ball machine. I show them how to hang on to it. Well we all got boners now. Anyway I tell them to hold on with one hand and jack with the other and shoot all over the machine. So we all do it. Josh come like before I even get started so I stop and give him a rag. He stays there and watches us all jack. When we go back to the lane we just get dressed. Later Max give me a 10 dollar bonus!