Date: Sat, 02 Sep 2006 23:56:45 -0700
From: fritz@nehalemtel.net
Subject: I Love Corey, Chapter Eighty-five
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I Love Corey, Chapter Eighty-five
If I'd thought the kids were hard to get going yesterday morning, I
didn't know what hard was. Even Corey and Mark were moving like molasses
in January and the rest were worse. I thought we were going to have to
physically pack Kyle to the table for breakfast, but Mark finally got him
moving. We were late by the time we left, but that made no difference as
the Garvins were running behind schedule as well. According to Vern, Fred
and Mike closely resembled Kyle, but finally we were all aboard and headed
out to fish. There was little conversation amongst the boys so Vern and I
got a chance to visit a little. We didn't even have to shout as the boy
snores were quite soft.
Once we were at the lakes I parked where there was an old road
which ran right down to the water. Boys tumbled out of the vehicles and
didn't argue much about carrying the chairs and other gear down to the
lake. I'm not sure they were awake enough to complain about anything.
There was a raw damp wind gusting and I wondered if the weather
forecast had been wrong as to when the rain would start. The weatherman
had said it would hold off until late afternoon, but from the feel of
things he might be proven wrong.
Fred and Mike decided they would fish the lower lake and after
telling us they would be back by noon they jumped in the Gator and drove
back down the road about three quarters of a mile. It was sure handy that
Mike had a driver's license and I was eagerly anticipating when Kyle could
get his. Of course every time I thought of all the advantages that would
bring, I also thought of all the disadvantages which would accompany it,
like spending my time worrying about was he safe or was he driving
recklessly. I seemed to go from looking forward to when he got his license
to fearing it.
After some more discussion, the rest of us started scattering out
along the shore to our chosen spots. Corey and I hiked up towards the head
of the lake because that was where I would stand the best chance of
catching anything with the fly rod. We were accompanied part of the way by
JJ and LT who would fish a little point about halfway between where I had
parked and the head of the lake. It jutted out into the lake and had a
nice little eddy off the tip where I had almost always caught some nice
trout. This lake was about a half mile long and while the fish probably
wouldn't be as big as those we caught yesterday, it was normally loaded
with rainbows in the twelve to sixteen inch range with a few bigger ones.
I didn't anticipate much problem catching plenty of fish. There was a good
spot for spinning tackle just below the head of the lake and I would hike a
little further and fish the stream above the lake. Dog decided to stay
with JJ and LT when I showed them where I thought they should fish and
after that Corey and I were by ourselves. This was the first time in a
long time there hadn't been other boys around and no one to bother us and
it felt real good to just hold Corey's hand as we hiked along. The ground
got rough so we had to quit holding hands and soon we were where I figured
on fishing.
Since Corey didn't have much experience I stayed to help him get
started. Where the lake started there were a couple of big rocks which
stuck up out of the water and I told Corey to try to cast just below them
because there should be fish there. His first cast produced a strike and
soon he was having fun fighting a pretty good-sized fish. A few minutes
later he landed a nice rainbow of about sixteen inches and was all smiles.
"You like this?" I asked.
"Yeah. This is fun. I've never been fishing before yesterday and
its way kewl."
"How kewl?" I asked.
"Like major kewl cause they're so good eatin'."
"I take it you like trout," I commented.
"Oh man, they taste just awesome." He was grinning from ear to
ear.
"Well try to catch a couple a little smaller because I brought the
frying pans today and if you thought yesterday was good, wait until you
have trout rolled in cornmeal and fried in bacon grease."
The next cast was a little wild and he didn't come close to the
area I had told him to aim for and he was about to quickly reel his line in
when I told him he might just as well go ahead and see if there were any
fish there. Sure enough he had a strike, but missed it. The next few
casts didn't produce any action, but then he hooked another. That one was
a little fish, only about seven inches, and Corey quickly reeled it in and
released it. A couple more casts produced another little one which was
again quickly landed and released. Then there seemed to be little action
for the next twenty minutes. I was beginning to wonder if the fishing
wasn't going to be as good as I'd thought when Corey hooked another one.
This one was definitely bigger than the last two but not as big as the
first fish. After a few minutes Corey had another nice fat rainbow about
fourteen inches in length.
"Just right," I commented. "I can get several of that size in the
frying pan." I swear I could almost see Corey drool when I said that.
Since Corey seemed to be doing pretty well I decided it was time to
try my own luck so I gathered up my gear and hiked upstream a short
distance. There was a bend in the stream, but I could still see Corey.
I'd fished this little spot several times and had always had good luck
before so it seemed like a good place to start.
I guess Mr. Fly had had his fill of limbs yesterday because he was
most cooperative today. He even consented to go about where I wanted him
to go and on the first cast I had a strike, but I was so surprised at the
cooperation of Mr. Fly that I missed it. I'd been so busy admiring my cast
I forgot to fish. After that I got down to business.
The next trout wasn't as lucky and a few minutes later I had a nice
pan-sized rainbow. Three casts later I had another. I glanced down at
Corey and could see he had one on. It looked like my earlier fears weren't
justified and that fishing was going well this morning, at least for Corey
and me. I hoped everyone else was doing as well as we were.
I've gone fishing and spent the whole day with little to show for
it. Today the fishing gods were trying to make up for all those type of
days and it seemed like there were fish out there just waiting for my fly
to get close enough so they could strike. I released a bunch of little
ones, but every third or fourth strike was producing a keeper. I was
having so much fun I didn't realize how long I'd been fishing until I had
my limit and looked at my watch. I'd been gone from Corey about an hour
and a half. I'd worked upstream as I fished so I could no longer see him.
Since I was limited out it was time to go check on everyone.
Corey had his limit as well and was in the catch and release mode.
As I got close he landed a nice fifteen to sixteen incher and quickly
returned it to the lake. I managed to snap a couple of pictures of him
landing and then releasing the trout, but didn't get a very good picture of
the fish itself.
Corey was having so much fun fishing that he wasn't ready to stop.
Instead he wanted to make a few more casts before we went to check on the
others. Well the few casts turned into quite a few, but it was still too
early to start cooking lunch and the weather looked like the rain would
hold off for a few more hours, so I just stood back and snapped a picture
now and then. He finally told me he was going to make his last cast and
then we'd go see what the others were doing. When he did, he had a big
strike. It was easy to see that this was no ordinary fish just from the
way the rod doubled over. After about ten minutes he landed a big rainbow.
"Aw man, I wish I could keep this one," he whined. "It's the
biggest fish I ever caught."
It was a nice fish. In fact it looked a little over twenty inches
in length and was full bodied. A bunch of thoughts went through my mind as
I watched him start to carefully remove the hook.
"Well, I suppose you are going to eat at least one of your fish," I
commented. I was wimping out. I knew the rules said five fish per day,
not five and all you could eat. On the other hand these waters were seldom
fished and there was no danger of them having a shortage of fish. It
wasn't like Corey keeping one extra fish would cause anyone to go short. I
knew that if I was in his place I would go ahead and release it, but I
found it hard to say no to Corey.
"No, that wouldn't be right." When he said those words my heart
swelled with pride. I did get a couple of good pictures as he finished
removing the hook and gently placed the fish back in the water and a few
seconds later the fish gave a few wiggles and was gone. Corey stood and
looked at the place where he had released the fish for a few seconds and
then turned around with a big grin.
"Man this is fun. We gotta do this some more."
"Gotta, what dictionary did you get that word from?" I grinned and
asked.
"Maybe from the same one the Professor got Pendinkio from," he told
me with a smug look on his face. Ouch! I distinctly remembered massacring
the English language on that story.
"Well, maybe we can overlook it this time." Somehow I was pretty
confident I would lose if I carried this conversation on very far. Corey
had a habit of remembering everything I said and throwing it back at me.
He only did it in a playful way, but I was whipped and I knew it. It was
time to change the subject and try to escape with my dignity.
"So, shall we head back to the rigs and see how the rest are
doing?" I asked.
With that we gathered up our gear and headed back down the lake.
The first group we came to was JJ and LT. LT was just landing a nice
rainbow when we walked up.
"How's it going guys?" I asked.
"Oh man, the fishing's been great. I limited a while back and I
must have released at least ten fish," JJ bubbled. "They aren't as big as
yesterday's, but there sure are lots of them."
"I got the biggest one," LT jumped in as he finished releasing the
one he had just landed.
"No you don't," JJ threw back at him.
"Yes I do. Just measure it."
"Hold on guys, let me take a look and decide," I broke in before it
turned into an actual argument. I wasn't sure it would, but it was easier
to head it off before it went too far.
There I was, trying to make peace. LT's fish was the longest, but
JJ's was bigger bodied. I didn't have a scale with me, so I got a stick
and measured the middle of it and put one fish on each end and balanced it
on the middle mark and sure enough, just like I'd thought, JJ's fish was
the heavier of the two fish.
"Well guys, looks like a draw to me. LT's fish is longer, but JJ's
is heavier. Since I didn't hear either of you specify which criterion you
were using to determine whose was bigger, I'm going to call it a draw."
With that I hoped to quell any uprisings that might be brewing. "I see you
have a few smaller ones too. Those are just the right size for lunch
today. Get your stuff and let's go see how the others are doing."
"Yeah, we kept those little ones before we knew we could catch
plenty of big ones," LT answered.
"How are you going to fix them today? JJ asked. "Yesterday they
were awesome."
While I'd already told Corey how I was going to cook the trout, I
decided to play with JJ's mind a little. He was having so much fun that it
just seemed like a good idea. Besides, it was pretty easy to get JJ since
he frequently forgot to think before opening his mouth.
"We're going to find some wild mushrooms, sometimes called
toadstools, and made a stuffing for them.
"But, but I thought toadstools were poison," JJ sputtered. He was
falling for the bait perfectly. Now all I had to do was continue to act
serious and wait and see how long it took him to catch on.
"Not always," I replied. "You just have to be careful and cook
them only in trout, and then for just the right amount of time. The
enzymes in the trout counteract the poison, but if you cook them too long
it doesn't work. Then you die."
I could see Corey was having a hard time keeping a straight face,
but he jumped right in. "Don't you remember that from science class JJ?
Mr. Collins told us all about it."
I could almost see the wheels spinning in JJ's mind as he tried to
remember everything Fred Collins had said in science class. It was getting
much harder to keep a straight face and the corners of Corey's mouth kept
twitching up and down. Thank God LT was behind JJ so that his grin was out
of sight. In fact, LT looked like he was having a hard time even standing
upright and I could see his body racked as though trying to giggle, but he
was managing not to make a sound. We were all ganging up on poor JJ and he
was falling for it hook, line, and sinker.
"But, well, well how do you know when they're cooked right?" JJ
finally got out.
I was having a really difficult time maintaining my composure, but
I did the best I could at keeping a straight face when I replied. "You
don't. That's what makes it so challenging. So far I've been pretty
lucky. Only one person has had to have his stomach pumped."
That was too much for Corey and he burst out laughing and LT joined
him. About that time JJ figured out I was teasing him.
"You're mean." He was trying to snarl, but he was having a hard
time keeping from laughing himself. He knew he'd been flummoxed and would
now patiently await his chance to get even.
"Yup, I'm mean. Let's go see how everyone else is doing," I told
him while grabbing him and giving him a noggy.
After JJ got his hair straightened up and his cap back on we picked
our stuff up and continued on back towards the pickup, laughing and talking
about how good the fishing had been. When we got to the bank below where
we had parked, Vern, Nancy, and Kath were relaxing in the camp chairs and
having a cup of coffee. Vern had built a big fire and I could see three
nice strings of fish so I figured they had done well.
"Where's everyone else?" I asked.
"Kyle, Mark, and Danny are down the lake at the big rock and Fred
and Mike aren't back yet. How'd you do?" Vern answered.
"A bunch of fish just couldn't stand it and jumped in my creel and
filled it up," I said as I started getting trout out of it. The boys all
had their catches on hooked branches stuffed through the gills and out the
mouth so he could see how they had done. I had Dad's old split willow
creel and the only reason I had bothered to bring it was because the case
for the flies fit the bottom just perfectly. I started digging my catch
out and showing everyone. I'd concentrated on frying size and had only
kept one of the bigger ones, but it was a really nice one and was almost
nineteen inches long and was heavy bodied. Between the fly box and the
fish, the creel was full.
Vern had packed the piece of crusher screen down from the pickup to
put over the fire and had made a pot of coffee, so I poured myself a cup
and we exchanged small talk about how the way the morning had gone. The
boys found some snacks as they packed the rest of the food down and were
happily gobbling them down and drinking some pop when I heard the Gator
pull up and park.
Fred and Mike came charging into view holding up nice strings of
fish and grinning like they had just won the jackpot on the lottery. The
second they saw the snacks the boys were eating, the fish were forgotten
and as soon as they had their mouths full they tried to tell us how they
had done. Nancy told them to quit talking with their mouths full so that
slowed them down a little, but a few hasty swallows later they were in full
stride telling us all about the fish they had caught and all those they had
released. After listening to part of their tale of success I figured it
was time to go check out the remainder of the boys. Dog decided to
accompany me.
I was about halfway down to the big rock when I met them headed
towards me. They each had nice strings of fish and Kyle had a little blood
on his forehead. Of course I had to check that out and inquired what had
happened.
"Mark caught me," was all Kyle said.
"I didn't mean too."
I looked Kyle over and there was a little place just above his
right eye, almost at his hairline, which was weeping a little blood. It
wasn't much of a wound, but I about panicked thinking of what could have
happened had it been a couple of inches lower. Mark was clearly upset so
it wouldn't do any good to scold him for being careless, and Kyle would
have a little scab for a few days so I was left with not much to say.
"Come on guys, as soon as we get to the rigs I'll dig a band aid
out and cover it so the blood quits running down your forehead. Then you
can have some of the chips before the others eat them all."
Kyle didn't appear that much worse for wear, but Mark was so
distraught he was almost crying. I figured I'd better have a little talk
with Mark so I sent Kyle and Danny ahead.
Putting my arm around Mark's shoulders I started. "What happened
Mark?"
"I was fishing just above this big rock and I didn't see Kyle come
up behind me and I didn't mean to hurt him," Mark answered in a rush.
"Had he been there all along?"
"No, he and Danny was fishing on the other side and he came over to
check on me and, well, I didn't know he was there, and, well, I mean-" Mark
trailed off into silence.
"It sounds to me as if you didn't do anything wrong. I know we
kidded you yesterday about being dangerous, but everyone is pretty wild
when first learning to cast. Kyle should have warned you he was back
there. You never come up behind someone when he's fishing without letting
him know you're there. I know I warned all you guys about that, but Kyle
just forgot; now he'll probably remember a lot better. It isn't much of a
wound so don't worry about it. Come on, we better hurry or all the snacks
will be gone."
"But, well I coulda put his eye out," Mark sputtered.
"But you didn't Mark. It doesn't do any good to worry about what
might have been. One of those cars we met this morning could have swerved
across the road and killed us, but I'm not going to go around worrying
about it or feeling bad." I pulled him into a hug. "I know you wouldn't
hurt Kyle and if something happened it would be awful, but still just an
accident. Sure, we need to be careful, but when someone comes up behind
you without warning you, he's the one who made the mistake, not you." I
patted his back a few times and then finished up with, "Come on. Like I
said, the rest of them are going to have all the chips eaten if we don't
hurry."
Mark didn't pull away, but instead seemed to hug me tighter, so I
just hugged him back and continued to pat his shoulder and back. After a
couple of minutes he seemed to relax a little and start to pull away so I
released him and we headed back up the trail. As we walked along I told
him what a nice string of fish he had, but he didn't seem to care. He even
said he didn't care if he never fished again. However, by the time we
reached the fire he was starting to act a little better and soon was
drinking his can of pop and munching his share of chips. Vern had gotten a
band aid and put it on Kyle's forehead so that seemed taken care of and I
knew that Kyle had had all his shots including his tetanus booster. When
each of boys was placed with me, Children's Services had insisted on
complete physicals and updating all shots. That had sounded like a good
idea to me so even Corey and I had done the same.
What wasn't under control was that there were fish which needed
cleaning and the boys didn't seem very enthused when I suggested it. They
hadn't been any better yesterday and had been pretty graphic in describing
fish guts as yucky among the milder of their terms. They also used such
words as gross and several I won't repeat to describe that experience, and
today was like hearing it again. I had kidded them and told them they
liked bloody movies, but they told me that those were fake guts and these
were real. The funny thing was they had been fascinated when I was
demonstrating cleaning the first fish, and fish guts didn't seem to bother
them until I made them start cleaning their own fish. I guess fish guts
are great as long as someone else is the one handling them. We finally got
the trout all cleaned and washed out in the lake.
By the time we had the fish ready for cooking Mark had cheered up a
little more, but he still wasn't as bubbly as he had been earlier.
If we'd been fishing for strictly pan-frying, our fish were on the
large size. I like eight to ten inch trout for frying, but the boys would
have been able to eat so many of that size that I would have spent the rest
of the day cooking. We picked out the smallest and they ran from slightly
over twelve inches to about fourteen inches. When the heads and tails were
cut off and discarded, I could get several of the fish in each of my big
frying pans. We wouldn't all be able to eat fish at once, but with the
chicken thighs no one would starve while waiting for more fish to cook.
Vern's fire had now burned down to nice pile of coals so it was time
to get started even though it was a little early for lunch. The boys were
always hungry so they were happy, but the adults would have just as soon
waited a while longer before eating. I dumped a couple cans of pork and
beans in with the ones left over from yesterday, added a dash or two of
liquid smoke and a couple dashes of Tabasco and started them heating while
we prepared the corn. I thought about adding some more barbecue sauce to
the beans, but figured this way they would taste different than they did
yesterday. We peeled the husks back on the ears of corn and removed all
the silk along with part of the husks. Each ear then got a little butter
smeared on it and a sprinkling of Cajun seasoning after which the remaining
husk was put back in place and each ear was then wrapped in some foil
making the corn ready to cook. A half hour or so over the fire should
about cook it. I could have buried it in the coals and cooked it a lot
faster, but that ran the risk of burning it.
I checked the trout over to make sure the boys had removed all the
blood vein from along the backbone as I sprinkled a little salt and pepper
on the insides of each one, and I only found one which took a little more
cleaning. When that was done it was time to get the cooking under way.
First I raked the coals so that most of them were on one side where I
would put the frying pans. Then a little wire brushing of the screen
prepared a place for the chicken thighs and corn on the cooler side. After
putting the corn on I got out the thighs and placed part of them among the
ears. The thighs had been marinating all night in some Italian salad
dressing mixed with soy sauce and a little chopped onion and garlic. Next
the frying pans were placed over the coals to heat and while they were
doing so I dredged the trout in a mixture of cornmeal and flour. Vern was
using the tongs and turning the thighs and ears of corn to make sure
nothing burned and Nancy was setting out the rest of the meal.
When the frying pans were nice and hot I added enough bacon grease
till I had about a quarter of an inch of it in the bottom of each pan and
as soon as it was hot, in went some trout. Even though the frying pans
were fourteen inches across, it was impossible to get more than three trout
in either pan without crowding them. By moving the pans on and off the
coals I could control the heat pretty well and soon the fish were browning
nicely. About the time the first pans of fish were done, the beans were
hot and the corn cooked. Vern had a big pile of chicken thighs finished
and had put the second batch of them on to cook along with the last of the
corn.
The boys had the decency to let Nancy and Kath have first choice, but
after that it was every boy for himself. Vern had just barely gotten the
first loaf of garlic bread served when it was gone, along with the fish and
most of the first batch of chicken thighs. I had the frying pans full of
trout again and both Vern and I had hungry boys staring at us, seeming to
will us on as if their looks could make things cook faster. When the
second batch was finally cooked the boys left us alone for a few minutes
while they ate. I knew they'd be back, but now I had a chance to get
caught up on the cooking.
Finally Vern and I got to eat. The corn was quite good, in fact
better than I expected by quite a bit, and the rest of the meal was pretty
darn good. It's hard to beat fresh trout no matter how they're cooked. I
did notice that Dog didn't come and beg from either Vern or me so he must
have gotten filled up from the boys.
The day had gone well, but now the wind was picking up and there was
the feel of rain in the air. A quick discussion and everyone decided that
it would be wise to give up fishing and head home. We had plenty of fish
and we could go fishing again anytime our schedules permitted so there
seemed little reason to stay. We dragged the screen off the fire and
started cleaning up the area. By the time the fire was drowned and the
ashes raked out to make sure there were no coals left alive, the screen had
cooled to where we could pack it to the pickup. Soon the area was picked
up and after the rain there would be no evidence we had been here. I
always tried to make sure I left no garbage in the woods, and with the boys
help it didn't take long to gather it up and pack it and all the gear to
the pickup. By the time we were headed back for town the wind was whipping
pretty good. The rain started just as we reached the gate and it didn't
take me long to jump out and get it opened and then closed after Vern and
Kath drove through. Even so I was quite wet by the time I was back in the
pickup.
It was a typical spring rain shower, and by the time we got to town
it had slacked off to a drizzle. We dropped the Garvins off, along with
their fish and all their gear, and headed home. When I walked through the
door the answering machine was blinking at me. I gave the boys orders to
unload the back of the pickup while I checked out the answering machine.
I'm glad I only have to work five days a week and not all the time
like some realtors do. John called me to let me know he had just received
a call from the people who owned the property behind mine accepting my
offer. I was a little stunned as I had called him while sitting and
waiting at the trial on Thursday. He'd told me during that call that he
didn't think they would accept the offer because I was so far under their
asking price, but had agreed to send them a letter with it. We chatted a
couple of minutes and he said he'd run over with some papers to sign. When
I hung up I had boys standing around looking at me.
"Who was that?" Corey asked.
"John, my realtor."
"What'd he want?"
"The Robinson's accepted my offer."
The boys all had blank looks. I hadn't mentioned making an offer on
the property and they didn't know who owned it anyway.
"Who are the Robinson's?" This time it was LT who asked a question.
"Boyd Robinson is the son of the lady who owned the property behind
our house. When she died, he inherited it. He and his wife have been
trying to sell it for a while."
"Didn't you say it was too much money?" Corey asked.
"Yeah, the asking price was $145,000, but I offered $95,000 and they
took it. It's almost four acres and can be divided."
"Wow!" JJ said. "What about the house?"
"I don't really know. It's an old mobile home and was in fair shape
the last time I looked at it, but no one has been living there so I don't
know much about it."
The boys continued peppering me with questions and I didn't have many
answers. A few minutes later John drove up and we got down to business.
John and the manager of the bank where I had my accounts were good
friends. He called the banker and I signed a bunch of papers to start the
whole process of transferring ownership. I was shocked that John would
call Mr. Kelso on a Sunday, and even more shocked that a banker would okay
anything on a Sunday. I was going to have to stop in and sign some more
papers at the bank, but after about forty-five minutes John handed me the
keys to the house. He corrected me by explaining it was a manufactured
home and not a mobile home. I even got a couple minute lesson explaining
the difference between the two terms and he also informed me that the power
was on and had been kept on to keep it from deteriorating. He said he
didn't know about the water, but with the power on we could at least look
it over. Saying he had to meet another customer, he left with my check for
$10,000 in his hand as a down payment while all the paperwork went through.
That pretty well wiped my checking account out and I was going to have to
transfer some money into it. I knew I needed to talk with my accountant to
see if I should transfer enough money to pay for the property outright or
if I would be better off to finance it. The whole thing had happened so
fast I wasn't sure what was going on, but it looked like I was now the
owner of more property, or would be as soon as all the title searches and
paperwork were done. This wasn't at all like buying my present house had
gone as that had taken almost a month for everything to go through to where
I could move in.
As soon as John left, nothing would do but the boys had to go look it
over. Kath and I didn't get any say in the matter, but were dragged out
the patio door and through the back yard to see what it was I had bought.
Jeez, you would have thought I'd bought them a toy or something. The
chatter level was way up along with their excitement level. They even had
Dog excited and he was jumping around and woofing as he ran ahead of us and
then dashed back. Dog had to check things out since he didn't get on this
hunk of ground owing to the fence between the two pieces of property.
Corey was the least excited of the boys as he had walked across the
property quite a few times when his mother was still living at the
apartment down the street from this place.
The house, or manufactured home, was quite a bit better than I
remembered. The bedrooms were small, but there were three of them. Only
having one full bath would drive me nuts if there was more than one person
living in the house, but I'd been twelve before the folks had done some
remodeling and had the second bath put in. At least the bath had both a
tub and a shower. The living room-dinning area was decent sized, but the
kitchen was very small and there was a real lack of storage space
everywhere. Someone, I suspect Mrs. Robinson, had had a small room built
on the side which was for the washer and dryer. While I wasn't very
impressed, some new carpeting and a coat of paint would make it livable.
What I wasn't expecting was Kath's reaction.
To hear her go on about it you would have thought that someone had
just given her keys to the Taj Mahal. While I was looking at the carpet
and thinking it needed replacing, she was mentally and verbally hanging
pictures on the walls. When I was thinking there was hardly enough room to
turn around in the kitchen, she was bubbling on about how handy everything
would be and that she would only have to turn around from the sink to reach
the stove. Mom's kitchen hadn't been big, but this one was tiny. There
wasn't even enough cabinet space to store sufficient food for the boys for
a couple of days. I gave up and went outside.
At least the house sat on a block foundation, and the little
unattached garage appeared in decent shape. The steps to the back door
needed rebuilding and new handrails installed, but I couldn't find much
else that really needed to be done outside of installing a garage door
opener. That garage door must have weighed a ton judging by the amount of
effort it took to open it.
While I was looking around I noticed that the shrubs were in
desperate need of pruning, as were the trees in the small orchard which lay
between my house and this one. The ground sloped down from my property and
between the slope and the orchard it pretty well obstructed being able to
see either house from the other. When all the leaves were off I could just
make out parts of it from my house, but as soon as spring rolled around the
view between the two houses was blocked with leaves. It would be late fall
before we could even see lights between them since the trees were leafed
out.
All the boys except Danny decided they had seen enough and headed
back to our house. When I went back inside all I can say is Kath and Danny
were nesting. They were talking about where to put the furniture and TV
and what color the drapes should be. Kath was worried about coming up with
drapes to go with the carpet which was a hideous brown shag. Well, it was
mostly brown. It had some lighter sort of yellowish threads in it and the
whole effect was grim. Looking closely at Danny left me with the
impression that drapes were not his favorite topic of discussion, but
rather that he had not been able to figure out a polite way to leave his
mother and go watch televisions or play video games with the rest of the
boys. The more Kath rattled on about matching the carpet, the more his
eyes glazed over. I felt sorry for him, but not too sorry. It was just
that I could identify with his predicament as I could remember being caught
in the same position when one of my parents wanted to talk about something
that bored me to tears and I was the only one handy. I decided to see if I
could rescue him.
"Ah Kath, we don't know for sure the deal will go through. It
might be a little early to redecorate the whole place. Besides, this is
only temporary while we have plans drawn and a bigger place built."
"Nonsense," Kath replied. "This is plenty big. There's just Danny
and me. Do you think the davenport should go against this wall or that
wall?" she said while pointing at the end wall and then the side wall.
I knew I should never have opened my mouth around a woman when she
was in the nesting mode. Now I was going to get drawn into the whole
process and I really didn't care where the davenport went.
"Umm, I think I'd put it over here to help separate the dinning and
living areas," I replied in answer to her question while indicating a
place.
"You're right, that would be perfect. How soon do you think we can
get the water turned on so I can start scrubbing? I think with the
davenport here, the TV should be over there, and then the chairs could go
along that wall. What do you think Danny?"
Danny was clearly as lost as I was. "That sounds good to me Mom,"
he replied in a hesitant voice. "I, ah, I need to go to the bathroom," he
said and headed for the door, abandoning me to face his mother by myself.
I felt like wringing his scrawny little neck because I had been going to
use that excuse to escape and he beat me to it.
"Well, what about the water?" Kath asked, jarring me back to
reality.
"Umm, well umm, it depends on how and why it's shut off. If the
Robinson's shut it off I can probably turn it on. If the city shut it off
it depends on how soon any of the paperwork goes through," I sputtered out.
"Could you check?" Kath asked before I could continue.
That sounded like an excellent idea since it would get me away from
her and I wouldn't have to answer questions about decorating.
"Sure, I'll do it right now," I replied heading for the door.
Once outside I walked down to the street where the meter box should
be. It took some searching to find it since the grass hadn't been kept
mowed, but when I did and pulled the lid up I could see that it had just
been turned off and didn't have a city seal which would stop me from
turning the valve on. Now I was in a quandary. I didn't know if I should
just turn the water on or if I would get in trouble for doing so. I stood
there thinking for a few seconds and decided I'd better check. That
brought up the question of who I could call that might know if it was
legal. I didn't know anyone in the water department and my only contact
with them was sending a check every month. That meant I had to think of
someone else to call who might know what was permissible. It started
drizzling again about that time so I headed back to tell Kath I needed to
check and see about turning the water on and she was still going over each
room, muttering to herself about how she was going to decorate. She
indicated she heard me so I beat a hasty retreat to my house.
I didn't know whom else to call so I called Vern. He'd lived here
all his life and knew most everyone so he should have some idea. He told
me to stand by for a few minutes and he would find out. It actually took
longer to explain why I wanted to know than it did for him to call back and
just a couple minutes later Vern was filling me in on what his friend at
the water department had said. Basically I should just turn the water on
and stop in at the water department office sometime within the next few
weeks and get the billing information straightened out. With that bit of
information I got out a Crescent wrench and put a heavier jacket on.
Someone had gone to the trouble to drain all the pipes and leave
the faucets on so they wouldn't freeze. That meant that when I turned the
water on I had water running out of all the outdoor faucets and most of the
indoor ones. Kath turned the ones in the house off and I finally found all
the outdoor ones and got them shut off. The water meter's dial quit moving
so it didn't appear there were any leaks. The rain had picked up again and
by the time all that was finished I was on the soggy side once again.
Today was not my day to stay dry. At least I had a good excuse to leave so
I could go get some dry clothes and after we bled the pipes and I found the
electrical panel and turned the water heater on I headed home to change.
As you can guess, about the time I reached the patio it stopped raining.
Had I waited a few minutes I could have stayed dry.
Once I had some dry clothes on, I wimped out and decided to start
dinner. A little checking with the boys and clam chowder it would be,
accompanied by grilled cheese sandwiches. Since it was still slightly
early I decided to do something about the stock bones and soon I had them,
along with the requisite vegetables, in the oven browning while I diced
bacon for the chowder. I felt guilty over abandoning Kath, but I wasn't
willing to get involved in home decorating. When we'd gotten the curtains
for the boys' rooms I had just taken a paint patch and had the saleslady
pick out the color. She'd picked out several she thought appropriate and
the boys had selected from those. The way I looked at it, as long as
things didn't clash too badly that was good enough. Aunt Sandy had helped
me decorate the house when I had bought it and the main rooms were still
the same except for the organ in the family room and the remodeling of the
kitchen. I'd been forced to make some changes in the kitchen when I had
bought the big range and I'd just shoved things closer together in the
family room for the organ. I felt bad that LT had given up on his organ
lessons, but I couldn't say much because I'd never taken any. Maybe I
ought to put the organ in storage and buy a love seat so there would be
more seating because there were now five boys living with me, six if you
counted Danny, and that didn't leave many places for guests to sit. Then
again maybe I ought to convert the living room into a family room because
it was larger. That way I could make the family room into what might be
called a parlor and reserve it for more formal entertaining. Oh well, I
could think about that later. Right now I needed to do something about my
nicely browned stock bones.
About the time I was about ready to send one of the boys down to
get her, Kath came limping in. She might not be walking very well, but
there was nothing wrong with her mouth. We all got to listen while she
told us all about how she was going to decorate and what she needed to get.
The boys, including Danny, tuned her out, but I felt obligated to listen
since it was important to her. I kept trying to tell her that the house
was temporary, but had little success. She kept telling me it was just the
right size and how nice it would look when she was finished. According to
her it just needed a little cleaning and some paint here and there. This
whole thing was not going like I'd planned it in my mind.
What I had planned was that if I could buy the property for a
reasonable price, I would build a house for Kath and Danny just off my own
property. That way it would be handy. The offer I'd made was low, and I
was prepared to raise it another $10,000 and maybe even more, but the
manufactured home was not something I had been taking into consideration.
I considered it too small to be of any value and had planed on having it
torn down. My offer had been based on the value of the property alone and
was the result of two things. One, I needed more land on which to build
Kath a home, and two, Uncle Matt had been after me to buy some property so
as to diversify my investments a little. Even if Kath left tomorrow, the
property should stop Uncle Matt from nagging me about diversifying.
"What do you think about that idea Sam?"
I was guilty of just what the boys were doing and had tuned her out
while I thought of other things.
"I missed that," I replied sheepishly.
Kath glared at me and I felt like a little kid again. She had that
mother's glare down perfectly.
"I asked what you thought about building a path between the two
houses." Kath sounded somewhat vexed which matched the look she was giving
me.
"Sounds good to me." I was desperately trying to dredge up some
part of the conversation from the fringes of my memory.
"You weren't listening to a thing I was saying!" Kath snapped at
me.
Some faintly heard words crept into my mind. "I don't know about
gravel though, how about something like flagstone. In fact, maybe a
landscape architect would be a good idea. They have all kinds of ideas and
that way it would look nice and be practical. Gravel might track in." I
really hopped I was right on what I remembered or I would be in even worse
shape. Judy got a thoughtful look on her face.
"You're right, I hadn't thought of it tracking in," Kath replied.
I was thankful that I appeared to have gotten it right. Just then
the phone rang rescuing me from more remodeling.
Bless Uncle Matt's heart. He had called at the perfect time. I
could spend the next hour or thereabouts on the phone and the boys would
have to put up with all the decorating ideas.
Uncle Matt and I were having our usual visit and about halfway
through he asked if I was busy next weekend. I didn't know of much going
on, so I said no. Before it was over it was decided they would drive down
on Friday as soon as the kids were out of school. As we continued talking
I suggested he keep track of the weather and if the forecast looked decent
for the weekend, he and Sandy should pick up fishing licenses and we could
take the boys and the giggle boxes fishing. They'd never done that before
and I explained that he and Sandy could get either two or ten-day licenses
and the giggle boxes were too young to need licenses. After more talking
he agreed and said if the weather looked good he would purchase the
licenses on the way down.
I had to talk to Kristen and Kevin and I got orders to fix meatloaf
for dinner Friday. Specifically they wanted it with the little carrots
around it. That told me all I needed to know because the carrots meant
that they wanted the vegetables cooked with the meatloaf. That would be no
problem since their arrival would set dinner back far enough to make sure
there was plenty of time to cook a big meat loaf.
By the time I got off the phone Kath had gone back down to her new
nest to look and plan and she took poor Danny with her. I decided I needed
to talk with the boys and when I had them assembled I told them I wanted
them to offer to help Kath clean her house up. She had been talking about
scrubbing the walls and then painting and I figured that they could help
with the scrubbing at least.
When that was accomplished the boys took off to get back to their
video games, but I managed to get Kyle aside.
"Kyle, I think you need to talk with Mark a little. He feels
terrible about today and even told me he doesn't want to go fishing
anymore." I was exaggerating a little, but I needed to get my point
across.
"Well he is pretty dangerous to be around."
"He's just learning and says he didn't know you were back there.
Did you let him know you were behind him?" I asked.
Kyle looked down. "Umm, not really."
"Not really? What's that mean?"
"No, it means I didn't let him know."
"Do you remember Friday night when we were getting all the fishing
tackle ready and I told everyone to be sure and let a person know when you
came up behind that person so there weren't any accidents?"
"Uh-huh." Kyle was still looking at the floor. This was the first
time I'd had to correct or suggest different behavior to Kyle and I was
somewhat nervous on how to proceed. He looked like he was getting very
upset and I didn't want to make too big a deal of it, yet he needed to help
Mark get over the incident.
"Kyle, you know Mark just worships you, don't you?" I got a
somewhat surprised look from Kyle.
"It's true. He knows you protected him and he loves you very much
and wants to be just like you. He feels horrible about what happened and
thinks it's his fault when actually it was your fault for not letting him
know you were coming up behind him. Perhaps when you guys go to bed, or
some other time this evening, you could tell him you're sorry you forgot to
warn him and it wasn't his fault that he hooked you. That would help him
and mean a lot to him. Do you think you can do that?"
I got another "Uh-huh" when I asked him that. When I didn't say
anything more for a few seconds Kyle asked, "What are you going to do to me
for fucking up?" He sounded like he was waiting for the executioner.
We were sitting side by side on the sofa in the family room and I
reached over with my arm and pulled him close to me.
"I already did it. I explained why I thought you were wrong and
what I thought you should do to correct it. As far as I'm concerned it's
over." I gave a soft chuckle and added; "I will have to say if you aren't
a little more careful with your language I may have to go find that bar of
soap I've been threatening you with." Both Kyle and Mark had been on the
receiving end of that threat many times since both had used pretty bad
language when they first started living with me. Both were getting better,
but still had a way to go.
"You mean you aren't going to beat me?"
"Kyle, I don't beat people. I try to explain and teach them. I
just can't ever imagine beating any of you boys."
Kyle sagged against me. He had been quite rigid, but now he was
like a limp rag.
"I'm sorry," he almost whispered he was speaking so softly.
"You don't need to tell me you're sorry. The one you need to tell
is Mark. You have nothing to be sorry over with me."
We sat there for a few minutes with Kyle leaning against me. It
was sometimes hard to think of him as a child because he was now almost as
tall as I was and frequently acted quite mature. Yet the way he was
leaning against me made me realize that sometimes he was still a boy and
needed to be treated like one. It was so easy to expect him to act like a
young adult, and he mostly did. Tonight he was just a little boy and
needed to be loved so I just held him against me and gently rubbed his
shoulder with my thumb. Besides, I was enjoying it. This was one of the
few times I'd gotten a chance to show Kyle much affection. Up till now
about all I'd had a chance to give him were hugs when I left in the
morning.
We'd been sitting there just enjoying ourselves for about ten
minutes when LT stuck his head in. "Come on Kyle, let's go nuke some
popcorn. You can help me pack it back." It didn't take many brains to
know that the boys were going to eat popcorn and drink pop. Had it just
been popcorn LT could have carried the bowl by himself. Kyle gave a little
sigh and started to pull away, but before he could get up I leaned over and
gave him a quick kiss on the side of his forehead and an extra shoulder
squeeze. He grinned and then went to help LT. I was left hoping I'd
handled that right.
Kyle might have left, but Dog took his place, literally. He got up
on the sofa and leaned against me. Somewhere along the way the idea that
Dog needed to stay off the furniture had gone by the wayside. I was forced
to conclude that I didn't have much control over Dog and he did about what
he wanted. People say you have to be smarter than your pet to train it,
and while Dog was pretty good about some things, staying off the furniture
was not one of them. He would come when called, sit when told to sit, stay
when told to stay, and didn't jump up on people so I guess I'll have to be
happy with that. He was also real good when on his leash. Keeping him off
the furniture might have gone better if I had a little better control over
the boys, but they liked it when he joined them. Dog's favorite thing to
do was to lie on the sofa between JJ and LT with his head on one boy's lap
and the other boy scratching him.
Dog wasn't happy when I removed his pillow (my lap) and went to
check the stock. As I was adding a little more water I remembered that the
Sterretts were supposed to be over for dinner on Saturday and that had
totally slipped my mind when talking with Uncle Matt. Time for another
phone call.
Cody answered and explained his father was visiting a friend and
his mother was taking a bath. The next thing I knew I was inviting the
Sterretts to join us fishing if the weather was halfway decent. Cody said
he'd have his mom call back in a few minutes, but from the excitement in
his voice I had a hunch what the answer would be. I didn't know if Jill
and Ron would want to go, but it was obvious Cody did.
I debated about rescuing Danny, but I decided against it. Kath was
his mother and he was going to have to deal with her himself. It was just
as well I didn't go down there because I'd have met them on their way back.
Danny disappeared like a card some magician might palm the second Kath
turned her head and I was forced to listen to her all by myself again.
Painting the walls had given way to slip covers and maybe even a new chair
after a few months. She also wanted to know if I knew where she could rent
a carpet-cleaning machine, which I didn't because I'd just called the
carpet cleaning company when I thought mine needed cleaning. The kitchen
was going to be painted yellow instead of the white it now was, and she
still hadn't decided on what color for the living room or if she should get
wallpaper instead. I couldn't wait for bedtime to roll around.
Fortunately, the phone again rescued me.
Ron thought a fishing trip was an excellent idea. Jill didn't like
to fish so she wouldn't go, but he and Cody were hoping for decent weather
and would be ready. I finally got a chance to explain about my guests
coming and how that would interfere with our planned meeting. He said that
he and Jill were still looking at web sites anytime they could get Cody
away from the computer long enough to get at it, and still had a lot more
to go before they were ready to discuss it so we could just push the
meeting back a week or two.
After I got done talking with Ron, I decided to give Vern a call
and see if he wanted to join us next weekend, but he already had some plans
and said he couldn't make it. When I said Fred and Mike were welcome
anyway, he laughed and said the plans were to get a little work out of them
and that they would not be available. Nancy had been nagging him to clean
the garage and Vern told me that Fred and Mike would be busy all of next
weekend helping on that project. They were not only going to clean the
garage, they were going to install some more shelves so Nancy could store
more "stuff," as Vern put it. Just the way he said "stuff" led me to
believe he thought Nancy already had plenty of stuff and didn't need to
store anymore of it.
I'd just barely hung up the phone when I was again under fire from
Kath. Did I know of an appliance repair service as one of the burners on
the range didn't work? Rather than listen anymore I told her I would go
check it out. That didn't help as she followed along behind and never
missed a beat in telling me about all her plans.
The stove problem was easy to figure out. I just lifted the burner
out and took the other one of the same size and set it in place. When it
immediately got hot it was apparent all she needed was a new element.
Looking a little more closely, I could even see where the problem was on
the old one. There was a discolored place on it and when you turned it
over you could see a small hole in the bottom where it had burned out. I
told her to take the old element downtown and show it to Jerry at the
appliance store and he'd sell her a new one. I was in instant hero when I
told her that it wouldn't cost much and to go ahead and pay for it out of
the household account.
Thank God, by the time that was finished it was about bedtime. I
turned the stock off and chased kids off to bed. Then I went back and
poured the stock through the strainer. In the morning I could package it
and put it in the freezer, but it was still too hot to do much with. At
least Kath didn't follow me into my bedroom, but turned and headed
downstairs. I could tell she had a lot more plans bottled up inside, but
I'd heard all of them I could stand for one day.
To be continued...
About the only thing to comment on is frying trout. Mom always
used a mixture of two parts cornmeal and one part all-purpose flour. I
have no idea where she got that from, but I remember eating fried trout
that way from the time I was a little kid. They were normally fried in
bacon grease, but if she was low on bacon grease she would use part butter
and part vegetable oil.
Since I liked them fixed that way I continue to cook them the same
way, but here's the funny part. Mother never skinned or scaled the trout
so we never ate the skin. I have no idea what the cornmeal-flour breading
does to help since it isn't eaten, and I've thought about omitting it
several times, but I always worry that the trout might not turn out quite
as good so I continue fixing them that way. She always added salt and
pepper to the cornmeal mixture and I don't know how that can get through
the skin, but I continue to do it. I like to have a lemon wedge and put a
few drops of lemon juice on the fish just after I've peeled the skin back.
To cook fish, figure on ten minutes cooking time per inch of
thickness. If your fish is approximately one inch thick in the thickest
part, it will take about ten minutes to fry it. While I normally don't do
it over a campfire, when cooking them at home I cut the trout into two
pieces so I end up with a thick piece and a thin piece. I start the
thicker piece cooking, and then add the thinner piece to the pan later.
That way the thinner part of the fish, the part closest to the tail,
doesn't become so overcooked.
I'll also add that on salmon or steelhead, Mom always got steaks
instead of fillets and cooked them the same way, so maybe the cornmeal
flour breading was just her way of fixing fish. It's a good way to fix
either salmon steaks or trout; at least it is in my opinion.
I'll leave you with this thought to consider. How many things do
you do certain ways because your parents did them that way? On many of the
dishes I cook I do much like my mother did. I'm more adventuresome and
season somewhat differently, but things like trout are fixed the same old
way because I like them that way. I'm always somewhat disappointed when
trout is cooked much differently than the two recipes I've given in the
last two chapters. I've had some really excellent trout fixed in such
things as hazelnuts, and while I liked them, to me trout should be rolled
in cornmeal and fried in bacon grease. They were a treat when I was young,
and still are. So quit reading the story and get out your fishing gear and
go catch yourselves some trout, if possible.