Date: Sun, 28 Feb 2016 07:54:26 +0000 From: Chezdon <chezdon1997@gmail.com> Subject: Innocence Waning Chapter 15 Chapter 15 As I undo my tie and quickly walk out through the open gate and off of the grounds of the school, I hear footfalls and the shuffling of shoes behind me and then the familiar voice of Austin. "Chez, wait up." He puts his hand on my shoulder as I continue my journey down the footpath, having no plan as to where to go or what I am even doing. Before responding I notice the presumably innocent children playing in the park across the street and their respective bored parents sitting on a bench before looking at Austin and smiling. "Wouldn't it be nice to be like them again?" I point at the kids frolicking on the grass who are trying to hit each other with sticks. "We will probably end up punished or worse." I deliberately move my head from side to side trying to remove the tension from my neck as I wipe away the sweat that is quickly forming on my brow. Austin picks up a stick from the ground and gently hits my arm with it. "You are precocious Chezdon. We are still just kids remember. We can still play in the park and not take everything so seriously if we want to. I am obviously not in the same rush to grow up as you are." Austin tosses the stick onto the street. A Mercedes passes us by only a second later and the driver raises his middle finger and honks the horn, most likely thinking Austin intentionally chucked the stick at the fine motorcar. I remove my backpack and awkwardly shove my tie into the sack and then return it so it is resting on one shoulder and un-do the top three buttons of my white shirt. The few minutes that I have had to reflect since walking out of class has caused me to experience a certain amount of mirth of all things. It is very rare that I allow such nonsense that is said in class to bother me however it is the pious look that was on Jayden's smug face that both amuses me but irritates me more than any words that he uttered or those that were stated as the gospel that us boys should adhere to when we take a leak. The school has numerous other silly rules that I have never bothered to comment on at least out loud in front of the authority figures, so it bothers me that I wasn't able to keep control in class. My provocative opinions amuse myself though, along with some others when I feel like I want to entertain myself and my peers, but they do tend to land me in trouble. I know my big mouth is also my tragic flaw and I wonder how long it will be until I face my reckoning. My phone continues to vibrate in the back pocket of my shorts. I ignore the annoying device and choose to quarantine it and simply wipe the sweat beads off my forehead again using the back of my hand. I roll my eyes at Austin and revert to watching where I am going so I don't trip over the uneven pavement. "That is thought provoking mate. I never thought of you as being so deep." Nervously, I grab the back of my hair and mess it up further. Austin laughs and then takes a few seconds to look up into the leafy trees that cover not only the footpath but the street. "I doubt they would expel you. You just expressed an opinion and essentially walked out of class. I will be in the shit though when I get home if Mister Mackey reports it. The only damning thing you said was that misogynist comment about the head mistress though." Austin remains sanguine though in what waits us back at Melbourne Grammar. There is no further running commentary from him or does he mention being castigated by his parents or the school for that matter and his calm demeanour eventually settles me down. "Do you want to go to Nandos?" I look at Austin and then start chuckling. "Mmkay Austin. Please just sit your arse down on the toilet to piss and be happy about it. You are an evil man for spraying urine on the floor!" I put on a voice resembling Mister Mackey, the dishevelled elementary school guidance counsellor from the cartoon South Park. The majority of students in our English Literature class have no respect for the instructor and none of us refer to him by his real name. It is just `Sir' or when we are outside of the class, `Mister Mackey.' My pace slows as my circumspect thoughts quickly evolve into sheer and utter amusement. I hold my stomach and start laughing so uncontrollably that tears start to form in my eyes which then stream down my face. I attempt to commentate the events that transpired in the last ten minutes, and as I do, I interject every third word with more laughter, until I get to the point that I have to take my bag of my shoulder and drop it on the ground in the hope of controlling myself. Austin starts laughing too and attempts to repeat the silly things our instructor had to say, commencing every statement with `Mmkay' like the fictional cartoon character would do and sounding as monotone as possible, which entertains me even more. "Oh god, I can't take much more, please stop!" Austin starts to laugh as he continues to mimic the instructor. As we stopped on the footpath to carry on like fools, it gives a group of the boys who left English Literature after us a chance to catch up to us quite by chance. Malcolm, the brown-haired alpha male of the group that we both know as an acquaintance if anything is the first to shout. "Chezdon! That was so awesome mate!" He puts his hand up and I do the same. Our hands smack together and then we fist-pump. He speaks to me like we have been best mates since birth. "That was just amazing mate. You summed up exactly what we were thinking." Malcolm's three friends nod their heads and both Austin and I start smacking their hands and then we perform some fist-pumps with them. "You totally owned Mackey, it was priceless!" The group starts laughing after Austin simply says "Mmkay" and then smiles. "What is this shit that Jayden was saying about the two of you though? Was he saying you are gay for each other?" Austin's face turns red and immediately looks toward the ground. I knew what Jayden had to say in class effectively outed us, but with the hilarity of the moment I didn't think I would be questioned about it on the street or even so soon. With nothing to lose, I look at Malcolm's blue eyes and then quickly glance at the other boys who seem eager for me to respond. "Yeah, so what. Do you have a problem with that?" Austin looks up at Malcolm and then at me. Malcolm looks stunned and his eyes dart to his friends who then quickly start looking back and forth at one another assessing the awkward dialogue that has quickly evolved from back-slapping hilarity and fist-pumping action to time-stopping seriousness. "No mate. We just never would have guessed. What the two of you do behind closed doors isn't my business, it is all good." The other three boys nod their heads in unison and repeat how it is all good and that there are no worries. "What the fuck is Jayden's problem then? You could get him on a bullying charge you know. What he said is just not cool. Isn't he a door knocker?" I laugh and roll my eyes and then wipe some more sweat beads that started to form on my forehead with my hand again. "You know what, I don't care what Jayden had to say. There are far more clever people that I know that have tried to insult me, bully me or even call me names during my life. Why should I care? It happens to all of us and if that cunt can manage to offend me by saying what he did of all things, I should just cut myself and end it all right here and now." Austin looks at Malcolm and at first just utters one word. "Mmkay." Everyone starts to laugh. "Jayden thrives on Schadenfreude because he is just a dickhead." Malcolm slaps Austin on the shoulder with some enthusiasm. "You are a cool bloke Austin." He extends his hand so he can fist-pump us once again. The process is repeated by his gang of three. "What the hell does that word you just said mean though? You are the walking word of the day mate." Austin moves his fringe and then scratches the back of his head. "Wow, I wasn't expecting that. Jayden is a fuckwit though, that much is true. He just gets pleasure from others misfortune. That is what that word means." My look of confusion subsides as I add a new word to my vocabulary. "Malcolm, what is a door knocker?" I ask innocently. I know what he is inferring but I want him to put it in his own words. Malcolm smiles and stretches his arms over his head. It is obvious looking at him that carbohydrates are not part of his diet and that he visits the gym with some regularity. "You know, a Jehovah's witness. The bastards that come and knock on your door on Saturday morning to talk to you about religion and what-not. Don't they knock on your door?" I pick up my backpack and slide it over my shoulders anticipating this conversation will end soon. "I live in an apartment tower so they wouldn't be able to get in to knock on my door. But anyway, Jayden is agnostic and lazy so I really doubt he would wander around and do such a thing." I knew there were groups of people that would door knock and preach the word of God, but I have never seen it happen in person. Not being content with being silent any longer, Charlie, who previously only contributed only heavy breathing to the conversation and who appears to be losing the war against acne, finally speaks. "Better to be door knocked by some bible bashers instead of goddamned ISIS. I wouldn't want those pricks turning up at my house." Charlie looks relieved that ISIS has never paid a visit to him in whatever suburban area that he lives in. "You really think ISIS would knock on your door mate?" Malcolm asks with a thoughtful look on his face. The banal conversation causes me to clear my throat and adjust my backpack. "Those arseholes would knock down your door and lop off your ugly head." I raise my voice with the hope of shutting down the conversation. "Boys, we need to go. We need to beheading to visit my father in the hospital so can I just wish you well now?" The look of agitation on my face causes Austin to look out and watch the children play in the park again however he understands my play on words and chuckles. The hand smacking and fist-pumping commences for another round and I feel self-conscious when Malcolm gives me a hug since he would have felt that my shirt that has started to become saturated by sweat before the group of boys starts to walk off. "What is wrong with your old man? Can I get your number?" Malcolm looks at Austin before continuing. "By the way if you boys need anything let me know." He hands me his unlocked phone and I retrieve my phone from my back pocket, unlock it, and hand it to Malcolm. I pinch my lips together and shrug my shoulders as I watch Austin pick up his bag. What could Malcolm possibly be offering? Does he want to beat up Jayden? Perhaps sell us drugs? I am confident that he thinks I am more innocent than I truly am after making such an offer. "He was in a car accident yesterday. He will be fine though, he is just bored if anything sitting around in the bloody hospital." Sometimes the truth is stranger than fiction and as we exchange phones once again before walking away from our new friends waving, I wonder if life will get any stranger before the sun sets. The irony of my father being in the hospital and me using the term `he will kill me' when I reference walking out of class makes Austin chuckle until I remind him that he, along with others followed me like mice after the Pied Piper. He expresses interest once again in joining me on my short walk to the hospital and suggests that we purchase a round of coffee and take my father a few cups after I say that we will not have time to go to eat at Nandos and also visit the hospital if we plan to return back to school on time. As I feel that I should inform him about my shenanigans at the school, a sense of dread quickly envelops me when I imagine him reminding me that he pays a substantial amount of money for me to attend this institution. I hope that the offer of roasted beans will placate the wild and injured beast. I inspect Austin like he is produce as we casually walk into the McDonalds and order a cardboard tray full of flat white coffees from the McCafe kiosk. Whilst waiting for the barista to do her duty, I take some time to check the messages that have been delivered to my phone whilst admiring Austin's body out of the corner of my eye. One message is from Shaun who provides a gentle reminder that we have a movie night planned for this evening which causes my face to turn red, more as the result of the embarrassment that I forgot about it. "Hey Austin, what are your plans later?" I pose my question loud enough for all the patrons that are ordering junk food to hear and they promptly turn around to look at me and then Austin who is graciously collecting the tray of coffee from the enthusiastic server from behind the counter. Austin looks embarrassed. It was an innocent question after all. "Let's go!" Austin quickly walks toward the automatic sliding door and I follow, bemused as we flee into the mild yet crisp Melbourne air as the sun shines us from above. "Why do you have to be so loud?" I jog so I can catch up with Austin with my backpack awkwardly swaying from side to side like a pendulum. "Sorry, I didn't mean it like that. Here, let me take those." I reach out and take the tray of coffee cups from Austin's warm hands. "Thanks for that, my father will be kicking me out and welcoming you into the family home soon enough if you keep this up." I form a wide grin on my face and Austin takes a moment to wipe the sweat off his forehead and then moves his hand to the back of his neck and rubs it. Austin looks circumspect and his eyes go wide as we continue to walk down the street, the entrance to the hospital being roughly the distance away that you can throw a cat. "Tonight I am going to tell my parents not to expect any grandchildren from me and that I like guys. That I like you. I am sure that will go down well." He reverts his gaze to the pavement as we walk towards the front doors of the Alfred Hospital. "So, keep your phone on and make sure it isn't on silent as I will be ringing you later as I am confident that all hell will break loose." Austin then looks at me and puts his hand on my shoulder before we walk into the air conditioned hospital. "Wow." I wasn't expecting this proclamation from Austin and different scenarios start playing through my mind as to what his parents will say when he makes the confession that he likes cock. His mother will be devastated since she wants him to produce a grandchild with the family name and his father will most likely only be annoyed because his romantic interest is the demon spawn of Daniel Morrison. "Yeah, well. I can go with you if you want. Whatever you need, I am there for you." I raise my hand to remove Austin's hand from my shoulder and then hold it gently before abruptly stopping. "Just promise me that if you don't think you will get a positive outcome after you start talking to your parents that you pull out before it is too late. There is no point in making your life difficult" Austin stops in time with me. "What do you mean before it is too late?" "You have to live with them Austin so if you think that the discussion is going to turn out to be shitty and your life will end up being hell and awkward, don't tell them anything especially that your crush is me. It isn't worth it. Just keep fitting in until you can move out. Your sexuality is part of your identity but in this case the power of your parents will trump it, and you have to admit, your parents are not going to take this confession well." "What do I have to lose? I can always come and live with you especially since I look at you as more than my crush these days." Austin states matter-of-factly and looks deadly serious before starting to chuckle and winking at me. "I will be fine." I get lost in my thoughts and play out various scenarios involving Austin in my mind as I return my gaze to my phone and find a message from Mel which provides some much needed insight as how to find my father at the hospital. "I hope so. Maybe because my father and Mel were so accommodating and understanding when I made the big announcement that I am a fag, I just naturally assume that it should be easy for everyone else, but I still do expect the worst." Austin starts to chew on his fingernail as I continue to read the text message from Mel. "We need to go to the west wing on level three." I wrap my hand around Austin's bony wrist and pull his hand along with the fingernail he is chewing on away from his mouth and use it to press the button to call the elevator. "Don't stress, everything will be fine." A few minutes later we find ourselves at a nurse's station on level three of the hospital. An attractive nurse that has cat-like features with brown hair pulled back into a pony tail consults her computer and points us in the direction of another nurse's station further down in the wing. As she speaks, she stares at my semi-exposed hairless chest as I forgot that I undid a few many of the buttons on my shirt because I was so hot earlier. I smile and thank her for her help and we quickly toddle off. A few seconds later Austin quickly turns around and laughs. "She was totally checking out your arse." "Well, I am one hot piece of chicken." I nudge Austin hard enough so his body knocks into the wall and I start to strut like a rooster. "Don't shove me, I will spill the coffee!" I casually point out as Austin looked set to ram me into the wall of the corridor. "Bastard. You win this battle, but I will win the war." Austin takes one of the cups of coffee from the tray and begins to drink it as we arrive at the next nurse's station. I announce that I am looking for the `bruised and battered' Daniel Morrison and we are directed down the hall further to his room. My father smiles as soon as we enter the small shoebox. "Coffee! Give me!" He demands. His face is bruised, swollen and he has a cut over his left eye which has sutures holding it closed. A bandage is taped to his neck but there is no blood on it thankfully. I pass him the tray of three coffees. "You read my mind, many thanks boys." He proceeds to drink one of the cups as quickly as Mel would in the morning and then retrieves a second one from the tray and calmly sips from it. "I am so happy that you came around Chez, I am so bored. You too Austin, it is good to see you mate." My father extends his hand toward Austin and he shakes it. "It looks like Mel gave you a good beating Dad. I always knew that I shouldn't piss her off. What did you do?" I smile and my father laughs and drinks more of the McDonalds coffee. "Didn't Mel bring you a charger? Is your phone out of power? Is that why you have been so quiet?" "So many questions." He polishes off the second cup of coffee in rapid gulps. "Is that cup for me too?" Austin looks at me. My body is so hot, which I determined earlier can be blamed on the white powder that I snorted up last night and think the last thing I want to drink at the moment is coffee. "It is all for you. Go for it. So what the hell happened?" Daniel starts to drink from the third cup. Austin takes a seat and crosses his legs. The Channel Seven newsreader is giving the midday report on the television, which is on mute. Barack Obama is talking about something on the television which is why I assume my father has it set to silent. My dad sips from the third cup of coffee. "Brilliant." He lets out a long sigh. "If you remember, Mel and I were off to The Vineyard restaurant in St Kilda after we dropped the two of you off at school. A long breakfast turned into lunch. Some wine was enjoyed so we left the car in the parking structure in St Kilda and just called for Uber. I had a meeting to go to in Prahran and Mel was seeing a client in the city, so we ordered different Ubers. The only story I have to tell really, which isn't very exciting, is that another vehicle hit the Uber that I was in and because I wasn't wearing a seat belt, or so because they tell me, I ended the ride prematurely all fucked up and have had the pleasure of the fine accommodation, food and service here. My phone broke in the collision, and besides for the obvious of having a very quiet time in the hospital, I wanted to get a new Samsung Galaxy S6 Edge anyway. Mel brought me her old iPhone but that ran out of power quickly and nobody has a charger for that Apple crap, so I have pretty much just sat here watching television and have had a quiet holiday. Life is good." My father starts to laugh loudly which makes both Austin and I laugh. "Hey Chezdon, can you do me a favour?" "Sure, what do you need?" I look at my father wondering what sort of complex request I will be asked to sort out for him. "Can you find me a can of Coke? I really need some sugar." He finishes the last of the coffee and places the empty cup next to the two other empties. Even innocently hearing the word `Coke' makes me squirm and I feel a bead of sweat silently travelling down the centre of my back. Austin stands up. "I will get you a few cans Daniel. That is not a problem." "Thanks Austin, but I am hoping that my favourite son can get me a can or three. I would like to talk to you about something." Austin's eyebrows disappear behind his blond fringe again and I am left confused. "Yeah no worries, I will be back soon then." I casually stroll out of the private hospital room leaving both my father and Austin to speak in riddles, having no idea what is so private that I cannot take part in the conversation. I return to the nurse's station and once again find the cat-woman who was checking me out earlier and ask here where I can purchase some soft drinks. She enthusiastically gives me directions to the canteen as one option and suggests the infamous Nandos outside of the building as another outlet for sugar. She also takes the time to educate me that Nandos is her `favourite' place in the area and that she will go downstairs with me if I can wait fifteen minutes. At first I feel like telling her that the blond haired boy that I left behind with my father and I were at the aforementioned Nandos merely two days ago and how we decided to get into a gay relationship, but the thought passes and with a smile I let her know that she is very kind for making such a suggestion but I must be on my way, and much like Captain Cook, I set out on my journey to source sugar-based drinks. Waiting for the elevator once again gives me a chance to respond to messages that deserve attention. My eyes once again read the message from Shaun and I respond to him saying that I am looking forward to seeing the movie and that I will meet him at the restaurant as planned. Before the elevator delivers me to the ground level, Shaun has responded to my text, confirming that he is looking forward to it and that he will be there at around 6:00 PM. It doesn't take long to find a vending machine after following the signs to the canteen and fortunately it is retrofitted with a debit card reader, so I am able to get four bottles of Coke for the exorbitant price of $16, before retracing my steps back to the third level, past the gawking cat-lady and back into the awkwardness of my father's room. Both Daniel and Austin look up at me as I walk in and my father stops talking. "Did I interrupt anything?" I hand two bottles of Coke to my father and one to Austin. He quickly shakes his head so I hand the third bottle to Daniel and then take a seat and open the last bottle quickly and drink nearly the whole of the sugary drink in silence. "So what did I miss?" Austin looks at my father and is the first to speak. "It is nothing really Chez. We were talking about the home invasion that I told you about the other day. He wasn't sure if you knew about it." "I was starting to explain a situation to Austin." Daniel pauses to open a bottle of Coke and then takes a drink. "So you turned up just in time Chez." My father takes a deep breath and then takes another drink before what I know is going to be a long spiel. "This whole debacle with the accident has given me time to pause and consider life and how to better live it. Firstly, after thinking a bit about your mother, umm, I mean Voldemort, and how she turned out, I think it is time to pop the big question to Mel." Before my father can say "What do you think?" I make a loud gasp since I was not expecting such a question. I look from my father to Austin and he is smiling, but he doesn't say anything. "I think that is a great idea. It is about goddamned time!" I shout and extend my arm and shake my father's hand. "That is so awesome, when you are out of here, we should throw a big party, assuming of course she still wants you and actually accepts." I laugh which makes my father laugh. Daniel drinks the rest of his Coke. "I was really hoping that you had that sort of reaction Chez." Austin shakes my father's hand. "This is great news Daniel. Good luck!" Austin smiles. "Okay then, that isn't it." My father looks around the room and up at the ceiling before opening another bottle of Coke and continuing. "The so-called experts at this hospital say that I need to take it easy as my blood pressure is a bit high. Also, and don't get alarmed about this, but they also found some skin cancer that I am going to have to get sorted out. That is why I have this stupid bandage on my neck." He taps the bandage on his neck with his finger. Austin immediately looks concerned. "What, you have a melanoma? My father had a scare not long ago however it didn't turn out to be a melanoma." With Austin's father being mentioned, Daniel can't help but to roll his eyes. "The quacks here seem to think that I will be fine, but yes, it is a melanoma. To sum it up, the five year survival rate for a melanoma that is 1mm or less is just about 100%. The five year survival rate for a melanoma that is thicker than 4mm is 55%. The one they found is 2mm, so I am sure that I will be just fine. This is what I get for never wearing sunscreen in the country that produces the most reports of skin cancer in the world. Lesson learned boys!" "Jesus Christ, I don't know what to say." I simply stand in the same place and then turn my attention to the muted sport report on the television. "Don't worry Chez, I will be fine. The quack's caught it early, and combined with other life choices that I will be making to get my blood pressure down, you will be seeing me for a long time yet." My father looks confident however I start to consider the fact that it isn't a one hundred percent likelihood that he will survive and tears start to form in my eyes. Austin notices that I am becoming emotional and comes over and hugs me. "Come on boys, get a room!" My father shouts. "I will be fine, don't worry." I take a deep breath and gently push Austin away. "Yeah, no worries. I wasn't expecting that announcement either. It is a shame it wasn't as thrilling as the first one you made. You need to better your game father." I quickly wipe at my right eye and take another deep breath and reach for the bottle of Coke that my father is holding, which he quickly relinquishes. I finish the contents in the plastic bottle quickly. "Is there any more news?" I smile and look towards Daniel. "Actually there is. This is why I wanted to speak with Austin privately." Austin looks at me and his brown eyes are wider than normal. I feel another bead of sweat roll down the centre of my back. My stomach tenses up somehow predicting that this news is not going to be any better than the last. "With my blood pressure up so high, the quack is saying that I need to lose weight and relax more. So I have decided to consult the Board and hire someone to replace me at the company. I will still keep my seat on the Board, but I will no longer have any operational responsibility there and will lead a life of leisure playing golf. Why is this a big deal? In the spirit of transparency boys, as you know, Austin's father and I started this business some time ago and he has been really pissed off at me since he sold his part to me and he feels taken advantage of. Austin, you live in one of the richest suburbs in Melbourne and I believe you would think you have a pretty good lifestyle right?" Austin starts nodding his head. "Yes, of course I do." My father continues. "Your father likes to demonise me for everything and anything and just feels like he was wronged somehow. He is so delusional that he thinks that I am responsible for the home invasion that you sadly experienced. In the past he has said some very horrible and outrageous things about me in public, accusing me of all things of being behind the home invasion, that I, well I mean, Mel sued him for slander, however we settled with an agreement that he would just simply shut the fuck up. I didn't want any money from him, I just wanted him to be quiet and stop saying things that were not true." Austin starts to scratch his head and then begins to play with the hair on the back of his head. He is processing all of this information and looks nervous. "So why would my dad care if you quit your job?" "That is the thing. I will get a substantial pay out and he will quickly know since the company went public, it will be reported to the Australian Stock Exchange that one of the principals is moving on and exactly how much money I am receiving. I just wanted to let you know in case your father starts running his mouth again. I really don't care what he says as to tell you the truth, since it is all such bullshit, but since I consider you part of our family, I just thought I would be honest with you." Daniel takes some interest in the movie that has started to play silently on Channel Seven. "Obviously the home invasion isn't the highlight of my life, and I am glad you said what you said. My father in the past has had some colourful things to say about you Daniel, but it didn't really bother me. Business is business. He always said it was your plan to get rid of him and then IPO the company. I won't humiliate myself to even ask you if you had anything to do with the home invasion as I can't even comprehend why you would be motivated to do something like that, and it is so criminal and shocking, it offends me just to think about the topic." Austin looks at me and adjusts his fringe. "I guess what I am saying is if my father has anything shocking to say about it all, it won't bother me." To be a fly on the wall when Austin tells his father that he is dating me would be even more interesting now. I clear my throat and try to think of something clever to say. "From the sound of it your workplace is a bit like our school. Just loaded with people who gossip. On that note, since it is confession time, I have something to add." I feel another bead of sweat drip down my back. "Dad, just remain calm when I tell you this. I reckon when you eventually listen to your voice mail that you will have one from my school saying that I disrupted class and walked out." I avert my eyes toward the floor and start counting the tiles. "I was wondering why both of you were here so early. Did you leave early also Austin? What happened?" I look up to see a thoughtful look on my father's face. The rest and relaxation in the hospital bed has done him some good and I feel a sense of relief as normally because he is so wound up, I would have expected him to fly off the handle. "Austin, maybe you can tell me what happened as I am sure it will be more entertaining than if my son tells the story from his biased viewpoint." Austin immediately comes back to life as he must have been thinking about the events surrounding the home invasion. "Sure thing Daniel. There is a new policy at school that was announced in English Literature. Essentially the school is saying that if we need to use the restroom at school that we should sit down on the toilet to piss, so there will not be such a mess for the cleaners to mop up." My father starts chuckling. "Are you serious? Or are you just taking the piss metaphorically?" He then looks at me. "I am deadly serious. We were told signs were being put up to tell us to sit down to pee in the bathroom." I smile. Austin scoffs and then continues telling my father what happened. "Chezdon took offence with the request and made his opinion known to the lecturer and the class. He said that they talk about pissing against the wall in the bible and he certainly will stand up and piss wherever he wants. He made some comment that could be interpreted as being misogynist though since he said that the head-mistress can't stand up to piss that she just wants us boys to be at her level when we do the deed. He walked out of class after that and half the guys in the class followed shouting and carrying on." Immediately my father starts laughing at a volume that I have never heard him reach and the booming noise emanating from his mouth seems to last for a minute before he is able to compose himself to speak coherently. "That is so fucked up, it has to be true. I think I am more shocked that Chezdon made reference to the bible. I am sure that will not go down well. That goddamned school. If they do ring me I will remind them of my last donation on top of the fees that I pay and clean bathrooms should be the least of their worries. This is supposedly one of the best private schools in the Southern Hemisphere. Where do they get the nerve?" As Daniel rants, I can understand why the doctors told him he needs to calm down as his face has turned red and it looks like smoke is going to start coming out of his hears. "Take it easy." I simply say. "Just letting you know as I am sure that I will be disciplined." "If they try, we will fight that. Don't worry Chez, it will be okay. Thanks for letting me know." His red face begins to revert back to normal and he continues to chuckle. Austin, looking circumspect sits on the chair again and crosses his legs, no doubt thinking about the sinister events that took place at his house a year ago. "You mentioned Voldemort earlier Dad. I e-mailed her and arranged to meet up with her tomorrow night. I thought it would be the right thing to do considering what she is going through." My father stops chuckling and his mouth drops open. "It is true. I am going to meet her at her house just to chat." "Jesus Christ." Daniel is lost for words. "Well, wish her well for me." His relatively positive reaction and kind words takes me by surprise. Austin stands up. "We should get going if we are going to get to class on time." "Go!" My father demands with a raised voice. "If the school gives you a hard time, just don't say anything and follow their instructions and we will deal with it tomorrow. I will be home tonight and talk to Mel about it after I propose marriage." A wide grin forms on my father's face. "That sounds so romantic." Austin rolls his eyes and inspects the display on his phone. We all laugh. "Daniel, will you propose after the first or second bottle of wine? Will you tell Mel about what is happening at school before or after the after-proposal sex?" My father once again starts laughing like a madman as I shake his hand. "See you later mate. Be well." I pick up my bag and we begin to walk towards the door. "Bye Austin you are a good laugh mate. Love you Chezdon. Be well." Walking through the door, I simply say "I love you too" as I look over my shoulder. As we stumble out into the hallway, I watch Austin finish composing a text message. I then wonder if Austin had any inkling that I wasn't just making what would seem to be a cursory response to my father as we left, but that the statement was partially directed toward Austin too. ** Send me an e-mail if you like this! I would be keen on some feedback on how you think this book is going to end. chezdon1997@gmail.com