Date: Thu, 12 Jan 2006 20:46:56 -0800 (PST) From: "Darron, Darron The Witch, The Witch" <darronthewitch@yahoo.com> Subject: Jamie Chapter 2 by Danny The Witch "Can you see them? Talkin' 'bout us Tellin' lies Well that's no surprise... Well there is a weapon That we can use In our defense Called silence When you look at them Look right threw them That's when we lose the fear That's when they disappear." -Balinda Karlyle Chapter II Rumors Anyways, it's like three months into the school year now, when I'm sittin' having lunch with Matt Again, We haven't spoke together in like two weeks, but here we are in the common fuckin' chilin again not having said two words to each other since we saw each others' dicks. Matt suddenly points to some kid, "That's the new kid , Justin McCormick. Have you heard about him??" Matt asked. "No dude, don't know anything about him." I replied matter of factly after taking a brief glance towards him, "Except of course that he's a new kid." "Yea, I heard he just transferred here from public school. I also heard he got EXPELLED from public school." "Really??" I said wide eyed. "For what??" "Well.. I just know what I've heard." "Well what have you heard?" I asked genuinely curious now. Matt lowered his voice a little bit and said, "For faggin' on another boy." "Nu uh!" I said in sincere disbelief. "That's what they're saying." "Who's THEY??" "Everyone." "Everyone my ass. I don't believe it." "Well, not EVERYONE, but most the kids in the sixth grade are sayin' it." "And how would THEY know anyway?" "There sayin' he's queer dude. Like REALLY queer! So queer its obvious, like he doesn't even try to hide it." "Like how?" I said raising my voice a bit too loud. Matt gave me the shoosh sound. This conversation was beginning to disturb me, and what's more is I wasn't sure why. "Chill dude, all right?" Matt told me. "The dude's sittin' right over there, he might hear. " "Sorry." "Its cool , I don't know if any of it's true, but, that's what there sayin' dude." "Well, so far you haven't TOLD me anything-- Just that a bunch of sixth graders are calling him queer, like we both haven't heard that said about anyone before." "They say whenever he's around other boys, he gets a stiffy, and starts playing with it, you know rubbing it through his pants, right in front 'em. Like, being real obvious about it." "Shut up." "I'm serious dude." I turned my head around, and took a steady glance at the kid, trying to be as casual as possible, like I was looking at something behind him. I turned back to Matt, "He's not playing with himself now... And he's around other boys." "Like at P.E. and in the locker room and shit, not right out here." "Whatever dude. THAT'S IT?" "No. I also heard he does queer stuff in the bathroom, like at the urinals. Like if he's pissin' next to you, he'll try to fag on you." "Shut up." "No, Eddie Chapel said he did it to him-- tried to fag on him in the bathroom while he was taking a piss-- And Matthew Jonas is sayin' He tried to do it to him too. " "Eddie Chapel is one of the biggest homo-phobes in the eighth grade, he thinks EVERYBODY's tryin' to fag on him in the bathroom!" I interjected, and once again, a bit too loudly. "Shhhhh, chill dude. " "Eddie's might be a queer himself. Haven't you heard that the guys you think are fags usually aren't. The real fags, are kids like Eddie Chapel-- And there just tryin' to cover it up by being totally PARANOID about EVERYONE.." Matt quickly glanced around the entire common, and then said in a whisper, "You think Eddie is a fag-- Really??" "I didn't say that." "Oh." Matt looked a little confused. "Anyways, do you want to hear what they said or what??" "Sure, why not. But start with Matt Jonas, and THEN tell me what Eddie said." "Matt Jonas said he was in the bathroom taking a leak at the urinal, there was no other kids in there 'cause it was in-between classes. He had to go real bad, so he asked for a pass. Anyways, so there he is, just startin' to take his leak, and since he's all alone in there, and no one else is likely to come in, he's like standing back, you know from the urinal, tryin' to see how far he can shoot the stream, 'cause the pressure was really up man, you know?" "Ok I said." "So there he is, and then all of a sudden he hears someone say, 'You want to have a pee-pee contest' and Matt looks over to his right and there's the little guy just standing there. Just standing there! Matt says the dude scared the living crap out of him. He thought he was all alone in the bathroom, and he swears, the kid didn't make a SOUND when he came in. Matt also said he didn't know how long the kid had been standing there watching him, but obviously he must've seen somethin'- I mean, he had it all hangin' out. Anyways, Matt jumps back up close to the urinal, so the kid can't see his dick, and he faces the urinal you know and answers the kid without looking at him, cause you know he's a little embarrassed now and says, 'Nooo I don't want to have a PEE-PEE contest.' all sarcastically like. So he ignores the kid and tries to get his flow going again, cause he really has to go- "Yea yea, you said that already." I interjected. "Right, so anyways, the kid walks up towards the urinals and says, 'I got to go pee-pee too.' And Matt just ignores him dude, he says the kid was giving him a serious case of the creeps by now, and he didn't know how to react so he figured he'd just ignore him And then Matt says, and he SWEARS TO GOD this is true, that he's not lyin, the kid walks up to the urinal RIGHT NEXT to Matt's, I mean, Matt says he was standing at the furthest urinal from the door dude, so the kid had like his choice of the other three urinals, and he picks the one right fuckin' next to Matt." Matt makes a little dramatic pause at this point and I'm like, "Ok" "And then, and again he SWEARS TO GOD dude, the kid pulls his pants and underwear ALL THE WAY DOWN to his ankles, and then lifts his shirt all the way up and tucks it under his chin, like he's three years old or somethin' and faces the urinal from about three steps back and Again Matt swears-" "I know I know already, Matt Swears to God its true." "Yea, that the kid has a full boner dude- I mean, not a chubby, a full on woodie dude. Matt says he wasn't tryin' to look or anything, but like this was kind of hard to ignore. He says the kid looks like he's about ten years old too, real scrawney body, no hair at all, really small dick. But, it's at full mast dude, I mean, the kid didn't even have to hold it, it was stickin' strait out and hard dude- rigid. So, Matt is freakin' out dude, but tryin' to remain calm, I mean, he's thinkin' maybe the kids retarded or something, he doesn't know, he's just tryin' to ignore him, finish his piss and get the hell away from him, except he can't get the flow goin' again 'cause he's freakin' out.." "If that's true, it is pretty weird dude, I'll give you that." I said. "Yea dude, but you haven't heard anything yet, it gets better. Listen to what Matt says the kid does next. First of all, the kid doesn't start leaking dude, he just kinda stands there for a minute, AND THEN, turns towards Matt, and I don't mean just his head, I mean he rotates his whole body, so he's now facing Matt, and says, 'Hi My name is Justin McCormick, What's Yours?' with his Woodie at full frigin' attention sticking out about three inches right towards Matt. THEN puts out his hand, like he's offering to shake Matt's hand while Matt is tryin to pee dude. And just stands there with his hand extended out." "Give me a fucking break!" I laughed out. "No way dude Matt swears it, but it gets better listen. So Matt really doesn't know what to do now dude, He can't ignore him anymore 'cause the kid I guess is just going to stand there until Matt acknowledges him. So Matt slowly turns his head in the kid's direction; looks right into the kids eyes, looks at the kids hand and then at the kids dick and then back up to the kids face, and says to him, 'You want me to shake your hand or your fucking dick!??" And the kid goes 'both.' "No way Dude, stop right there, I don't believe this fucking story. This is a fairy-tale dude." "Hey that's funny, I like that fairy-tale. Anyways-" "No dude, stop- I really mean it, This is totally made up dude- I don't believe it ever happened. I don't want to hear anymore of it, unless you can convince me that it might be true, 'cause right now, this rumor wins the award for most fucking ridiculous story about someone I've ever heard!" We both stared at each other for a minute and then I continued. "I can't believe your sayin' this about this kid." "What, why?" "Dude, 'cause he's a new kid, all right? We don't know nothin' about him, ok? And we were both new just a few months ago, ok? So we both know what it feels like. And, he's not only new, but, he transfers in mid-semester so, its even harder for him, ok? And before the kid even has a chance to make a friend or two, your fucking helping to spread stories about him, that prejudice people about him, so that he probably won't make any friends, No wonder he's sittin' there eating lunch by himself. Matt thinks for a minute, and then says, "I have to admit, IT is pretty fucking weird. " "Fucking totally UNBELIEVABLE is more like it!" "Fuck dude, you REALLY ARE upset." "Fuck-yea dude, you know Matt, It makes me mad 'cause I'm embarrassed that I even listened to this much of it, ok, and no offense dude, ok?, but, I'm a little disappointed in you too, I mean I know you like to spread gossip and shit about people, and mostly, you just spread rumors about the ass-hole kids, and I don't see anything wrong with that, they deserve people talking behind their back, their fucking ass-holes, ok, and the other stuff you say about people, is stuff that everyone's already heard like three times, just told a different way, ok, but THIS dude, I mean, you're better than this-" "What?? What did I say dude, why are you being this way? I'm just telling you what I heard." "Ok, Matt, Honestly, ok? Do you believe this story?" "Honestly?" "Honestly" "I believe it COULD be true." Matt said. "Well, if that's really true, what you say, then you just earned my respect back. And I'm glad you said that, 'cause if you had told me that you really thought it was all bull shit, And unless you were willing to walk right up to that kid right now and apologize for being a part of this bull-shit, we would be done eating lunch together." "Shit dude." I calmed down remarkably by this time, no longer thinking that the only friend I've made at this stupid school, might of been another total fucking ass-hole. I looked at Matt and said, "Ok, tell me WHY you think this story MIGHT be true, and this I want to hear." Matt looks at me and says, "Well for one thing you haven't heard the rest of it." "Your gona have to do better than that, and don't tell me Matt swears it again either, ok, 'cause that's not going to do it either." Matt suddenly changed the expression on his face. A look I couldn't quite recognize. It made me feel a little nervous but at the same time, it re-assured me that Matt had the ability to be honest because I had the definite feeling he was about to say something very important and very truthful about himself. "Look um, I've never told anyone this, and you got to swear on your honor you'll never repeat what I'm about to tell you. Do you swear?" Well, my instincts seemed to still be sharp as a whistle, "Yea I swear man." "And I can trust you? I mean as a friend? And not just a friend, but BEST FRIENDS." Oh my Gawd, Matt was being super serious. I'd never seen him this serious before., "BEST FRIENDS." I said and we shook each other's hands. I looked into Matt's eyes, and I thought I saw the ducts glistening, just a little. "All right, I'll tell you.". I was in total anticipation of what he was going to say, I was totally on the edge of my seat sort of speak, I don't even think I was breathing, when suddenly the bell rang. I didn't know what to say, we'd ran out of time, lunch break was over. Damn. Matt spoke first, I didn't even move. "What are you doing after school today? Can you hang out for awhile? As BEST FRIENDS??" "No problem dude, I would like that, I would like that a lot." Matt wiped his eyes with the back of his hand, very casually. "After school he said, you won't let me down?" "Nope, I'll meet you in the front of the school ok?" "All-right. See you then." Matt said. As we both returned to our classes.