Date: Sun, 24 Aug 2014 16:01:56 -0400
From: Dog Whisperer <dogwhisperer@atlanticbb.net>
Subject: Mr. Perfect Dick

This story is fiction, though some details are based in real life.  Any
resemblance to persons dead or alive is not intended and purely
coincidental.

I live in an old working-class neighborhood that is slowly changing from
mainly owner-occupied to rentals -- including one nearby that has a pretty
high turnover.  I inherited this house.  It's actually been in the family
for over a hundred years.  I've been gay since I was 11, even though I
didn't know the word then.  I was sucking dick at scout camp and after
troop meetings by the time I was 12 or so, and by the time I got to high
school, I was embarrassed and secretly proud at the same time to know that
I not only sucked a dick better than anybody, but also was a "great fuck."
That was mostly in scouts, but also partly at church and partly at school,
and it didn't Joner to me if I was sucking or getting sucked, fucking or
getting fucked.  I just loved sex.

My back-door neighbors are the most recent in a long series of renters in a
ramshackle house.  Usually, the renters have kids, and usually there's a
boy or two or three among the kids.  The present family has four kids --
three boys, Michael, age 18, Denver, 12 and Jonathan 10, and a girl,
Allison, age 6.  As is typical with kids, they tell me things that their
parents probably don't want spread around – they live with Mom and
Jimmy, and each has a different father.  So they visit the various dads
periodically, and don't always enjoy the visits.  They also have "Uncle AJ"
living with them.  AJ seems to be about 22 or 23, and has quickly made
friends with some of the teenaged boys in the neighborhood because of his
fascination with cars.  AJ's always been friendly to me, too, and laughs
when he sees the littler kids come to my place to pick flowers or get some
candy or to get help with a bike or scooter.

One of the boys who hangs around with AJ a lot is Josh, a kid I take to be
about 16, and I've suspected of being gay, but aside from the fact that
I've seen some "interesting" behavior, I don't know that for sure.  By
"interesting," I mean that he'll walk past my house talking on his cell
phone, and fairly clearly have an erection bobbing around in his shorts,
and then 20-30 minutes later, a guy will drop him off, and he'll look a
little disheveled.  No proof of anything, but AJ and Josh always seemed to
hit it off.

In any case, AJ is a good looking guy, who tends to show off his very good
body. Very nice blue eyes (when he takes off his shades).  Michael is the
sort of "missing person" in this story.  I've seen him occasionally, but
not all that much, and the others don't seem to like him.  He recently got
his own apartment, and all the younger kids were happy about that.
Michael's younger brothers/AJ's nephews, though, are an interesting pair.

Denver, for example, brought up the fact that "at school, they tell you
about puberty, but I don't know what they're talking about for sure.  I
mean, when they say 'penis' they actually mean your dick, right?"  I
answered that that was true, and that teachers use the "proper" words.
That has lead to Denver asking me more and more -- how big is a normal
dick?  how much hair do you get?  etc., etc., etc.  Jonathan overheard a
lot of that Q&A, but walked away to ride his bicycle.

But today, Jonathan and Denver were in my garage, because Denver wants to
build a "car" and I offered to help.  The interesting part was that
Jonathan kept putting his hand down the front of his pants, sometimes
scratching, and sometimes fairly obviously playing with himself.

Then he said, "I heard you tell Denver that a normal dick was about six
inches.  Is that when it's hard or when it's soft?"  I said "when it's
hard."  "How big is yours?  I looked him in the eye, and he held his stuff
inside his pants and obviously rubbed.  I said "I'm average."  Denver tried
to interrupt and shush Jonathan, and started to say something about AJ, but
Jon kept rubbing his stuff and looking at me.  Since he was "challenging"
me, it seemed, I said, "what about yours?"

Jon then said something that didn't totally surprise me, but just the fact
that he said it did: "AJ says it's perfect."  And he grinned at me.

Denver again tried to interrupt, but I decided to see how far Jon would go,
and pushed the button to close the garage door. "Okay, let me see that
perfect dick of yours."

As he was dropping his shorts, Jon said, "I can't spurt yet, but Denver
can."  I looked at Denver, and said, you might as well too....  He seemed a
little embarrassed, but let his shorts and boxers down and his 4-inch cut
erection popped out, too.  Jon held out his 2 inches and kind of flipped it
up and down with a "come and get it" grin on his face, and I said, what
does Uncle AJ do with your perfect dick?  "He puts it in his mouth and
makes me tingle like crazy."

Does AJ do stuff with your butt, too?  "Not really.  He just sucks my balls
and licks me back there."  Denver is jacking on his 4 incher and kind of
sidling up to Jon.  I say, "Do you get into stuff with AJ, too?"  "Yeah.
He used to suck on mine, too, but now Jon does it and I spurt in his
mouth."

Now it was Jon's turn to be a little embarrassed, but I asked, what's AJ
doing when Jon sucks your dick?  They both answered at the same time:
"Jacking off."

How big is his dick?  They both answer together again, "Pretty big" and
then Jon adds, "I can only get part of it in my mouth."  Does he shoot his
stuff in your mouth?  "Yeah, but it's too much sometimes."  Does it ever
come out through your nose?  Denver laughed and Jon nodded.

Denver, do you get to suck on AJ, too?  "Sometimes, but he likes Jony to do
it more than me."  So besides Jon sucking on you, do you get to do anything
else?  "I suck on AJ's nipples when Jony's trying to suck his dick, and
then after he shoots, I get to lick up the stuff with Jony -- and AJ is
trying to get me to lick Jony's asshole, but I think it's pretty weird."

I hadn't touched either of them so far, but now reached over and pulled
Jon's t-shirt over his head and now there was this terrific naked blond boy
with green eyes grinning up at me -- with his red-headed brother half naked
right there.  What happens when you spurt, Denver?  "Jony usually swallows
it all, or sometimes AJ"

Jon chimes in, "AJ said he thought you might like sex stuff, too, but we
weren't sure if we could get you."  And then I took one boy dick in each
hand, and Jon reached over and took my very hard dick in his hand through
the material of my shorts, and with his eyes sparkling, he said, "Gotcha."

And I got you, too, Mr. Perfect Dick!  I picked him up and sat him on the
stepladder at a point where perfect dick was right in front of my face, and
then suddenly I had a 10-year-old hairless 2 inches in my mouth.  He was
holding onto my head, standing up on one of the lower rungs of the ladder,
fucking my mouth, and I was holding onto his little ass -- and Denver was
undoing my shorts.  When they fell, he came up close behind me, and I could
feel his dick in my crack.  He started jacking me...

Two hours later, long after Jon got his tingle and Denver got his blowjob,
and I got to see my cum spurt out of Jon's nose, I was sitting on my porch
feeling pretty relaxed.

AJ comes up my front walk wearing a pair of those nylon mesh shorts, and
apparently nothing underneath, because I could definitely see his dick
swinging.

"Hey, Dave.  I heard you enjoyed seeing more of the guys."  Yeah, they're a
lot of fun.  Sit down.  Want a beer?  "Sure."  I get him a beer and another
for me.  "Denver said he got a great blowjob, and Jon said he likes sucking
you more than me."

I was half expecting this conversation, considering how much I'd heard
about AJ breaking them in, but I was just a little worried, because AJ
might think I was moving in on "his" boys.  I didn't have to worry.
Obviously, the boys had told him most, if not all, about the garage
encounter, and he was Joner-of-fact about it all, and even seemed to bone
up a little when he talked about it.

"Here's the thing, Dave.  Those kids think you're wonderful Not just the
boys, but all the neighborhood kids.  You talk to them; you let them help;
you just have a kind of "way" with them, boys and girls, that's pretty
amazing.  Jon and Denver talk non-stop about you.  I was even starting to
get jealous."

I started to protest a little, but AJ continued.  "I figured you might be
gay.  Living alone, no women in sight, all that.  But I suck and fuck boys,
and I couldn't just come out and tell you that.  So I suggested to them
that they see if you might want to do some of the stuff we do."

And I did.

"Yeah.  So here's the thing.  I'd like your help.  Jon is a pretty small
guy, and I have a pretty big dick.  I REALLY want to fuck him, but I want
to make it good for him, too, so he likes it and wants it.  I mean, I'm not
an asshole, and obviously you aren't either.  So I'm trying to get Denver
to fuck Jon first.  And after he gets used to that, you fuck him.  I mean,
if Jon brags he can suck you better than me, I know you're not as big."

So I heard!  And I laugh a little, and AJ says, "We kind of tricked you
into that, I know.  You're my age -- so what are you usually into?  Would
you fuck Jon if we got it all set up?  I mean, I don't want to destroy your
hero status or anything."

Started sucking when I was 11, got fucked by an older kid in scouts when I
was 13.  Always just loved whatever happened with another guy, but mostly
that turned into me being the "receiver."  But it's been a little while –
and Jon got me all horned up today, so yeah...

AJ says, "that works out perfect.  You suck Denver and I fuck you while
Jon's watching.  He gets to see that a dick up your ass can be great.  Even
his hero likes it.  Then we get him used to bigger and bigger."

I start to think that I've gotten myself into something very strange, but I
know that everything AJ is saying is making me hard.

AJ then said, "Speaking of getting used to big, you wanna start now?"



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