Date: Tue, 8 Nov 2011 02:42:34 -0800 (PST)
From: Alex O'donnell <alexodonnell99@yahoo.com>
Subject: Ultimate Muscle Hunk Challenge, part 5
All the usual disclaimers apply:
*This story is a work of fiction and is not intended to depict any living
person.
*Do not read this story if you live in an area where it is illegal to do so.
This story is partially inspired by a really good story a few years back on
Nifty.org ("American Teen Muscle Challenge"), along with several current
reality TV series, and my own vivid imagination.
The Ultimate Muscle Hunk Challenge, Part 5
Friday night I had watched this incredibly raunchy TV show called "The
Ultimate Muscle Hunk Challenge". The four contestants on the show were
these hunky, hot muscle-gods, and their performance on the show bordered on
pornographic. As the ending credits rolled, I had jacked off on my
couch. These dudes and this show were seriously hot, and I had no problem
shooting off a big load of spunk, thinking about what I had just watched.
The following morning, I couldn't get my mind off the show. I set my DVR to
record the program for the following Friday, then I went online to learn a
little more about the program. Although the show had already been on for
two seasons, I had never even heard of it. I'd only seen it because I was
channel surfing.
Online sources gave it mixed reviews. One New York paper called it
"semi-pornographic... typical trash TV." Other reviews called it "the
breakout show of the year" and "salacious and sexy". Apparently, the show
was pretty popular. There were a few hot clips of previous seasons on
YouTube, which I downloaded for later viewing. There were a couple of
online fan forums where people talked about their favorite contestants,
etc.
I also found some background info on the four contestants from the current
season. "Peter Cox" and "Rod Dixon" were apparently two of the guys' real
names. "Dick Hardman" was the stage name of the hunky
actor-turned-bodybuilder with the shaved head. I couldn't find any real
info on Jack Offerman, other than his sexy profile on the Ultimate Muscle
Hunk official website. Still, they were nice photos of him posing in those
white posing trunks: double biceps, most muscular, and a candid shot with
the tips of his fingers of one hand pushed into his skimpy posing
trunks. Sexy! Unfortunately, they weren't soaking wet like in Friday's
episode.
Since I didn't have much to do over the weekend, I continued looking online
for information. A quick online White Pages search pulled up a "Cox, P." in
Riplinger, Wisconsin. There were no listings for anyone with the last name
of Dixon in Dumont, Texas, but several in nearby Narcisso. An "Offerman,
John" was listed in the New York City area. Nothing for Richard
Hardman. Not that I would ever have dared to call them or anything.
The week passed rather quickly as I waited for the new episode. I kept
myself busy beating off to the online clips of previous years' hunks
flexing, posing, and competing in skimpy outfits. However, none of the
clips on YouTube were nearly as hot as what I had seen last Friday night. I
wondered if this coming episode would be nearly as sexy. I needn't have
worried!
Friday night came, and the show finally came on. I was pretty excited, and
my trousers were already tented in anticipation.
The opening credits came on, accompanied by thumping tribal music. A brief
scene of Peter and Jack, both shirtless, trying to wrestle one another to
the ground. Then the word "Muscle" was superimposed on the screen. A short
scene of a hunky someone (Rod?) straining to lift a huge bar-bell. The word
"Competition" scrolls across the top of the screen. Dick, wearing just his
skimpy gold posing trunks, hanging from the gymnasium rings, his huge arms
and pecs flexing. The word "Massive" appears on the screen. Dick, going
through his posing routine on the stage in front of a roaring audience. The
word "Sexy" rolls across the screen. Then the screen goes black for a
second, as the words "The Ultimate Muscle Hunk Challenge" appear, and the
tribal beat intensifies.
The studio audience cheers as the camera switches to the studio, where the
handsome co-costs, Alex Matthews and Scott O'Donnell, introduce
themselves. They're wearing clothes similar to the ones they wore last
week: business suits.
Then Alex says, "Last week, on The Ultimate Muscle Hunk Challenge, we
introduced four hunky challengers to this season's competition, a contest
which will result in a chance at a half-million dollar grand prize. Dick,
Peter, Rod, and Jack await backstage and will soon learn their fates."
"That's right, Alex," continued Scott, "This week, we'll reveal which of
these four men will continue in the competition and who, sadly, will be
going home."
"Before we reveal any of the results, however, the producers have put
together a short video clip showing what happened backstage during the six
days the show was off the air. Let's roll the clip!"
The view changes to an obviously pre-recorded segment showing what happened
after the show aired its first episode of the season. The camera follows
the hunky (and still nearly nude!) men off the stage to a behind-the-scenes
area of the studio. Then, the camera changes to a close-up shot of Dick,
who says, "The four of us are going to be living in a house here on the
set, where we can work on perfecting our bodies as the show continues." The
shaven-headed man is wearing his gold posing trunks and nothing else. He's
so hot.
The camera switches back to the men walking into their temporary
lodging. The narrow hallway and the single bedroom look rather utilitarian,
but then the camera follows them into the home gym.
"Fuck yeah," Jack says, as the camera pans over all the equipment in the
room: free weights, exercise machines, treadmills, weight benches,
etc. It's a big room, and it's well-equipped.
"Guess we know where we'll be spending most of our time," Peter laughs.
There's a short scene of some other rooms: a kitchen, a dining room, and a
big living area (and then men exploring the new rooms), then the scene goes
to Jack sitting on a bed. He says "I was fuckin' excited to see the home
gym. It has everything a bodybuilder could want. I'll really be able to
push my body to the ultimate limits during the days when the show isn't
on."
The men are shown a few other rooms: a redwood deck area with a big
jacuzzi, a pool room with a big billiard table, and a large bathroom which
features a urinal ("This is a real man's bathroom," Peter laughs).
Then there's a graphic that says "Throughout the week..." and we're shown
short clips of the men in the house, sitting in the kitchen in their
underwear, playing pool (also wearing only skimpy undershorts), and working
out in the gym.
The camera changes to a close-up shot of Rod, who says, "These six days
will give me time to work on my body a bit. The judges were really critical
and I know if I continue on the show after next week's elimination, I'm
going to have to really push myself."
Short montage-style shots of the men working out appear on the screen. A
sweat-covered Dick wearing just a pair of white undershorts bench pressing
300 pounds. Peter in a black speedo, spotting him. Hunky Jack flexing in
front of a mirror in a pair of skimpy black posing trunks. Rod on the
Bowflex. Peter on the Smith machine. Jack lifting some extremely
heavy-looking dumbells. Dick pulling a Most Muscular.
"After six days of work, I think I'm ready to head back out on stage,"
Peter says, smiling, as the pre-recorded segment ends.
The audience cheers as the camera pans over the four men, now on stage,
their muscles built up even further during the week. Peter is in blue
trunks, Rod in Red, Jack in white, and Dick in gold. Their muscles are
covered in posing oil, and they look hotter than ever.
"Without further ado," Alex says, "let's get to the audience
results. Viewers at home have decided these four men's fates. Who will be
eliminated, and who will go on to compete for a chance at that half-million
dollar grand prize?"
The camera pans over the four hunky, nearly naked men as Scott says, "Any
competitor with an audience approval rating lower than 50 percent will be
going home. With a 92 percent home audience approval rate, the first man
safe is..."
The studio audience members scream for their favorites as the tension
mounts. Each man knows he could be eliminated and lose his shot at a half a
million dollars. Dramatic music plays in the background. The camera pans
across Peter's nervous, handsome face, then Jack's equally nervous, hunky
features. A second camera zooms in on Rod, biting his lip in
anticipation. Then back to the first camera, as it zooms in on massive
Dick.
"Jack Offerman!" The audience roars its approval as Jack appears on
camera. He pulls a Double Biceps pose, clearly happy with his score. I am,
too. This sexy muscle-god is raunchy and hot, and I look forward to
drooling over him for the rest of the season. He grabs himself lewdly as he
mouths the words "Fuck yeah!", but his voice can't be heard over the studio
audiences's screams.
Once the studio audience's cheering has died down, the announcers continue
the elimination round. "With an 82 percent home approval rating, the next
challenger safe is..."
Dramatic music plays. The audience cheers loudly. "Dick Hardman!"
More cheering, as the camera zooms in on a cocky Dick, smiling and waving
to the studio audience, and then pulling a Most Muscular. His hunky body
flexes for the cameras; his striated pecs and veiny guns are really
impressive.
"With a 61.5 percent home viewer approval rating, the next challenger safe
is..."
Dramatic music. Screaming audience. "Peter Cox!"
The camera shows a clearly relieved Peter, who shakes his head slowly as he
smiles. His teeth are so white, and his face is so incredibly
handsome. Fuck, that handsome stud is hot!
"And now, Rod," Alex says ominously, "We find out your fate. Did the
audience at home vote for you to stay or go home? Will you be allowed to
continue to compete for a chance at the half-million dollar grand
prize... or will you be packing your bags? Rod Dixon, your home audience
score is..."
As dramatic, thumping music plays, the camera pans in on the Rod, the hunky
young muscle-stud from Texas wearing the red posers.
"Your audience score is fifty-nine percent! You'll remain in the
competition!" Alex exclaims, and a clearly-relieved Rod steps back,
breathing a sigh of relief as the men shake hands.
"Now that we've determined that all four of our muscle-hunk competitors
will continue in the contest, we'll continue the competition. Right after a
word from our sponsors!"
To be continued...