Date: Sat, 10 May 2003 20:00:11 +0000
From: chris b <bedivere4@hotmail.com>
Subject: A Long Weekend

-hey John! How's it going?  Long time no see!
-alright Chris.  How are you?
-pretty good, pretty good.

I  hadn't seen John for ages, probably since we left  school
actually.   He  hadn't changed much - he still  was  skinny,
dirty  blond  and looked a bit swotty.  It was good  to  see
him,  though.  That's one of the good things about returning
to  your  home town; familiarity.  Familiar places and  now,
familiar faces.  We chatted for a bit and established  where
we were in our lives.  John - quit uni, staying in a flat in
the town, working for Tesco, dreaming of being an actor,  or
writer.   Chris - still at uni, doing as little as possible,
waiting for life to start.

-so you still going out with Rachel then?
-eh no.

that was an awkward one.  Rachel had been John's best friend
and  my girlfriend for a time.  We'd been split up for  ages
because, quite frankly, she just wasn't my type.  That is to
say  she  had a vagina and breasts.  I'm more of a cock  and
balls  man  myself.  But I wasn't going to be  telling  John
that.  And I certainly hoped that Rachel hadn't mentioned it
either.  Although it was clear to me that John was bent as a
banana  and in theory exactly my type - slim, smooth, blond,
brainy  -  I  just  did  not  find him  particularly  phwoor
inducing.   Therefore  I  had no  intention  of  ruining  my
carefully cultivated straight as a roman road hometown image
for a shag with someone I didn't really fancy.

-that's time, folks.  TIME.

Christ,  already!   How time does fly  when  you're  getting
sloshed.  And I was.  Being a child of the nineties, a  yoof
of  today, a product of my era I had acquired the particular
afflictions of my generation - apathy and, more pertinently,
binge drinking.  Why have a couple when you can have..well I
don't know actually - I'm always a bit too drunk to remember
how  many  I've had by the end of an evening.  I'd had  more
than a couple this evening so I felt a quick trip to the wee
man's  room  was in order before the short trip,  via  kebab
shop, home.  Suitably relieved I re-entered the pub to  find
I'd  lost  my  posse.  They were probably  at  the  takeaway
already, so I set off in that direction.  I spotted John and
was about to bid my farewells when he asked

-fancy  coming back to my parents' for a bit -  they've  got
plenty of booze.
-you  certainly know how to get to a young man's heart,  old
chum.
I grinned.
-but I thought you had a flat now?
-my mum and dad are away on holiday so I'm house sitting for
them.
-that's funny - me too.  They'll not be back for a few  days
yet.
-really?

We sauntered merrily in the crisp night air until we reached
John's parents house.  It was a big old Victorian villa  and
stood   majestically  brooding  in  the   lamplight.    John
carefully  locked  the back door behind  us  and  we  headed
through  to the sitting room.  John switched on some  lights
and drew the curtains.  I was just about to sit down when he
said

-strip.

I looked round.

-what was that old mate?
-I said strip.
-eh, what do you mean strip?
My heart was suddenly beating rather quickly.  I looked down
at my hands.  They were shaking.
-I mean strip your clothes off.
He looked deadly serious.
-and eh.  Em.  Why would I eh do that?
-because I'm telling you to.
I looked at him blankly.
-it's quite simple really Chris - either you do what I  tell
you  or  I  tell everyone you know that you are  actually  a
raging homosexual.
 I suddenly felt astonishingly sober.
-oh.  Ah....you mean if I take my clothes off you won't tell
anyone I'm gay?
-I  mean if you do everything I tell you when I tell  you  I
won't tell anyone you're gay.

It was a bit late for it but I tried:
-but I'm not!
-oh  yes you are (you could tell John liked drama) -  Rachel
told me all about you.
This was not looking good.
-you mean you'd blackmail me?
-yup.
This was not looking at all good.

We  were  standing facing each other now,  about  five  feet
apart.   He  was still blond, still skinny.  But  he  had  a
gleam in his eye, he looked pretty confident.  He was loving
it, the bastard.

-you bastard.

He  pulled a chair out from under the table next to him  and
sat down.

-strip your clothes off boy.

This  was it.  A defining moment.  Either I left and  defied
him  or  stayed and did as he told me.  If I left  I  risked
humiliation  at the hands of my friends and  family.   If  I
stayed  I risked humiliation at the hands of John.  I wasn't
even  sure I'd be able to leave - where was the key for  the
door?   None  of the windows looked as if they  opened  wide
enough  to  climb through.  If I stayed, what would  happen?
I'd  have  to  get naked and embarrassed in front  of  John.
Maybe we'd end up having sex.  I could think of worse things
-  John wasn't that bad looking.  Maybe he could teach me  a
thing or two.  It couldn't be that bad.

I  sighed,  unzipped my jacket and threw  it  on  the  chair
behind  me.  The only problem was I already had a  semi.   I
wasn't looking forward to revealing that.

I  took off my shoes, and jumper, and then my socks.  I only
now  had my jeans, shirt and undies left.  I was still quite
respectably clothed.  But not for long.  The important  ones
were  about to come off.  John seemed to be enjoying  it  at
least.   And why not, I was cute and fit and doing  what  he
wanted.

I took a deep breath and started unbuttoning my shirt.  As I
peeled  it off I could feel a slight breeze, perhaps  coming
from  the hall.  I unbuttoned my jeans, let them drop to  my
ankles  and stepped out of them.  It was only my navy cotton
pants  left  now.   There were little wisps  of  pubic  hair
sticking  out from beneath them and my penis was  doing  its
best  to  assist in an impression of a tent.   I  looked  at
John.

-get them off.

I  sighed again and pulled them down.  My prick did its best
to  make me look like one by springing up and I quickly bent
down to slowly take my underwear off hoping it would perhaps
ease off a little.

-stand up straight with your hands by your sides.

I did.  I was standing completely naked in front of my fully
clothed  old  school  mate with a  three  quarters  hard  on
showing  quite clearly that I was, as he had said, a  raging
homo and probably willing to do whatever he fancied.

-turn around slowly.

I  turned  around slowly showing off my smooth body;  bubble
butt,  flat stomach, nicely defined pecs, slim but  muscular
legs.   Even if I say so myself I was eye candy.  Maybe  not
the best, but pretty tasty stuff.

-face the wall and put your hands behind your back.

I  heard  John get up and come over towards me.  I  held  my
breath.  He picked up one of my shoes and it sounded  as  if
he  was  removing  the lace.  What was  he  doing?   He  had
removed  the  lace - because now he was tying it  around  my
wrists.   I  was naked and now had my hands tied  behind  my
back.  I was in it now.  Christ I had the horn.

John went back to his seat.

-face me and kneel down.

I  did  this.  It's quite hard to do with your hands  behind
your back.

-here's the deal - you are my slave, I am your master.   You
will  do  everything I instruct you, when  I  instruct  you.
Your  aim is to please me.  You will speak only when  spoken
to, or so you can clarify an instruction.  You will call  me
master.  If you do not please me you shall be punished.   My
parents  won't be back until Monday.  Your parents won't  be
back until Monday.  This is Friday.  Do you understand?

-yes master.

This was going to be a long weekend.