Date: Fri, 19 Dec 2008 22:56:43 -0500 (EST) From: herb_cat <herb_cat@lycos.com> Subject: gay/authoritarian/carols-for-the-dominant-master Carols for the Dominant Master Copyright 2008 Herb Cat. Do not reproduce or distribute these verses without the author's permission. Please note: these verses depict oral and anal sex between male adults, as well as sadistic activities enjoyed by BDSM aficionados. If any of this offends you or is illegal to publish in your jurisdiction, or you are under the age of 18, read no further. The characters, locations and incidents in these verses are fictional. Any resemblance to actual events or locales, or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental. As an author, I welcome feedback on my writing. Please send any comments about this story, positive or negative, to Herb_Cat@mailcity.com. Thank you. ----- For the second consecutive year, in the spirit of the season, Herb Cat presents seven new Carols for the Dominant Master to enjoy over the holidays. 1-Tune: The Drummer Boy Come here, slave boy, a rump a pump um your Master's calling you, a rump a pump um I see no gift you bring, a rump a pump um so lay before your King your rump a pump um, your rump a pump um, your rump a pump um, You must honor Him, a rump a pump um, When you come. Drop your pants, slave boy, a rump a pump um Here is your chance, slave boy, a rump a pump um Give me your ass, slave boy, a rump a pump um I'm gonna fuck you, boy, in your rump a pump um, your rump a pump um, your rump a pump um, I'm gonna fill up your rump a pump um, When I come. ----- 2-Tune: Feliz Navidad Puh-leeze do me, Dad, Puh-leeze do me, Dad, Puh-leeze do me, Dad, i want Your cock and i want it bad. i wanta give You a Merry Christmas i hafta give You a Merry Christmas It's gonna be such a Merry Christmas with my bottom on Your cock. ----- 3-Tune: Let It Snow your Master is feeling spiteful, He thinks it would be delightful, To watch His slave naked go In the snow, in the snow, in the snow! It's fun to watch you hopping, on the ice, flipping and flopping, the winds all around you blow, What a show! In the Snow! Ho ho ho! When I finally let you inside, How you'll love getting out of the storm! And if you really suck me good, My cocknog will make you feel warm. There goes a Christmas shopper who must think it's most improper when the temperature's ten below to see a naked man in the snow! ----- 4-Tune: Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas Take yourself a bitchy little slave boy, And beat his buttocks right. From now on, Your troubles will be out of sight. Don't you know the spanking of a bitch boy Makes the Yuletide GAY, When his screams Can all be heard for miles away. Here we are as in olden days, Happy golden days of yore. When a slave could be counted on To be mounted on and more. Through the years I've spanked a lot of bitch boys. Come, I'll show you how To make his ass shine brighter than a star. And Wow! So take yourself a bitchy little slave boy now. ----- 5-Tune: Christmas is a-Coming My dick will be a-coming, 'Cause my balls are getting fat, So wrap your mouth around it and suck on that. When you start to taste my jizz well, you know what to do, you'll swallow every drop of jizz or God damn you. ----- 6-Tune: Winter Wonderland Whips and chains, yes, I got' em, And a paddle for your bottom, A horrible sight. I'll be happy tonight, Fucking in my basement wonderland. Kiss goodbye to your freedom. Human rights?! You don't need 'em. Tonight you are mine And we'll get along fine, As I fuck you in my basement wonderland. In the basement I have built a playroom, Only for my pleasure and your pain I'll say, "Are you ready?" you'll say, "Yes Sir! Please hit my bottom with another chain." Later on, I'll conspire, And I'll grin by the fire As you shiver afraid, Wondering what plans I have made, To fuck you in my basement wonderland. ----- Finally, I wanted to offer something to my readers who celebrate Hanukkah. 7-Tune: The Dreidel Song I have a big fat dildo I bought the other day And since it's greased and ready, With My dildo I shall play! chorus: Oh - dildo, dildo, dildo With My dildo I shall play! Come here, My little bitch boy, I won't let you run away! I'll take your sorry ass, boy, And shove My dildo in And when you scream for mercy Your pain will make me grin! chorus My dildo makes me playful. I'll watch you dance and spin On the end of my big dildo. Come, bitch boy, let's begin! chorus ----- What did you think of these carols? Please send your comments, positive or negative, to Herb_Cat@mailcity.com. Thank you. And Happy Holidays!