Date: Fri, 4 Jun 2010 09:56:40 +0200 From: mike strauss <suitedmike@hotmail.co.uk> Subject: increasing sales part 4 INCREASING SALES -- PART 4 Thanks for the messages, guys. Some hot ideas are rolling in to add to my own. Tell me what you think -- and get some pics of the guys in return. email me at suitedmike@hotmail.co.uk. Kurt is furious that I sent out his pic, and it's apparently appeared on Facebook with an account of what happened to him at the board meeting. He's just lucky I didn't take one of the marks on his bare arse. Now the guys in this episode are equally anxious. Good, it'll keep them on their toes. I'm heading off for the World Cup in South Africa, so the next episode will only be posted in late July. I'll be reporting on the next board meeting, when my team of sales managers will be back to face some even more devious ideas about how to keep their butts in line. If they think they can slack while I'm away, they will soon discover the error of their ways... Mike PART 4 A couple of weeks later I had a skype from Vladimir, our East European sales manager. He only joined the company last year, together with Ivan, the Russian manager. I had hired them both at a vintage car show in Prague. Actually I met them in the hotel gym there where they were working out. Both were real muscle enthusiasts -- Ivan had been a professional and Vladimir looked as if should have been. It was a gorgeous sight, watching the two of them flex and lift weights. I knew I had to have them in my team. Vladimir came on line. `Boss', I've got a bit of a problem here. A new client has contacted me from Lithuania, wanting to see our range. But isn't that supposed to be in Ivan's area? Actually we haven't had any business in Lithuania yet, and I hadn't demarcated the Baltic countries clearly between them. `Leave it with me', I said, `I'll get back to you on this.' I skyped Ivan. His handsome face appeared, made even sexier by the fact that it was 6pm in Moscow and he had clear shadow on his well-chiseled chin. He was of course keen to be in on a new customer, and there was also some friendly rivalry between him and Vladimir. I think it was partly political -- `After all', he said, `Lithuania used to belong to us!' But it was also personal. The two of them worked out together when they came over to London, and I had once seen them jogging on Hampstead Heath where they created quite a stir in running shorts which revealed their muscular thighs and calves. They seemed completely unaware that this was one of London's main gay haunts. And of course, no matter how much they were buddies, the thought that one of them might end up with his beefy butt stripped and strapped over my desk in front of everyone else if their sales figures dropped was enough to make each of them keen rivals for the deal. So I got them both on the line and watched them argue it out. Neither would give way. As I watched them, both powerful and beautiful men, I had an idea. I interrupted. `Look, since neither of you can sort this out, Ill have to come over and settle it myself. I'll meet you both in Vilnius next week. Maybe I'll make you wrestle it out.' Both guys grinned. That was the kind of challenge they liked. I booked our tickets and three rooms at the best hotel in Vilnius. But there was a medical conference on and they could only offer me two double rooms. I thought of going elsewhere, but the idea of Vladimir and Ivan being forced to share a room -- and a double bed at that -- amused me. Actually it did more than amuse me. It made me hard. I fantasized about Ivan waking in the night and finding Vlad's arms wrapped around his muscular torso. He'd probably appear at breakfast with a black eye. The next day, Sven called from Copenhagen. He'd heard from Vladimir about the trip. `Boss, shouldn't I be allowed to compete for this? Vilnius is as close to Scandinavia as the areas of the other guys' he said. Of course I knew what was in his mind. I'd seen him lusting after both Theo and Kurt when they got a hiding in my board room. And I was sure he had similar desires on the hunks from Eastern Europe. Although he had a girl friend, I was certain he swung both ways. `OK, Sven', I said. Come and join us. But I'm afraid you'll have to share a room with me, the hotel's booked up. And a bed too', I grinned. I could have sworn that Sven's tongue licked his lips for a second. `Sure, boss, if you don't mind. I don't snore or anything. Or if one of the other guys prefers I could share with him.' I knew what Sven was after. `We'll see', I said. The following week we all met at a the hotel in Vilnius. We gathered in the bar and I explained the problem. None of the managers had authority over Lithuania. So we needed to sort out who would get the market. `You are all great sales guys' I said, `so I thought I'd toss a coin. But since we've gone to the expense of all coming here, maybe we should make it a bit more interesting.' The three of them grinned, a little awkwardly. They knew something about my idea of fun from our recent sales meetings in London. `You are all strong guys', I said. `You all work out, and Ivan was a pro muscle competitor. So let's see which if you is the strongest. And may the strongest man win. Let's start with some arm wrestling.' Vlad and Ivan laughed, but Sven looked a little worried. He was no weakling, but clearly not as well muscled as the others. But he had no choice. `Jackets off and sleeves rolled up', I said. `Sit in a circle and grip the arms either side of you. You'll have to arm wrestle the other two at the same time. First arm to fall to the table is out of the game.' The three of them slipped off their suit jackets and hung them over their chairs, then rolled up their sleeves. Vlad loosened his tie and undid his top button too. I was already getting hard at the sight. All three men had strong arms. Vlad and Ivan were smooth -- I suspect Ivan shaved his body and momentarily had a vision of him razoring his thighs and maybe his balls and pubic thatch as well. Sven had a coating of light blond hairs on his lower arms. They gripped each others' hands and I did a count down. `3-2-1'. Then they started to force each others' arms to the table. Their biceps were bulging and it was an impressive -- and highly erotic -- sight. Three strapping handsome young men in close physical contact and grunting with exertion. But it was no match. After less than 15 seconds, Vlad had forced Sven's arm down and it came crashing on to the table. `Shit', said Sven. `You guys are pros. I didn't stand a chance.' `I'm afraid so Sven', I said. `But come and join us for the next round upstairs in my room.' `What for, Boss?" asked Ivan. I think the two of them were slightly disconcerted at the thought of coming to my bedroom. Sven however looked more eager. `I told you', I said. `You two are going to wrestle it out.' Ivan grinned at Vladimir. `It'll be like old times, Vlad, you and me competing with our muscle bods. We'll see if you've been training hard enough.' We all went up to my large room. I'd cleared some of the furniture to make a space at one end. `What are the rules, Boss?' asked Vlad. `No holds barred?' And he grinned sexily. `A few special rules', I replied. You don't want to spoil those smart suits of yours. So you'll wrestle naked. And I want to test out not only your strength but also your virility. Vlad's smile froze. `How do you mean, boss?' `The winner will be the one who cums first. But no jerking yourselves. You are not allowed to touch your cocks. Of course you can do what you like to the other guy. And you're not allowed to hump yourself on the floor or any furniture.' Vlad and Ivan looked shocked, Ivan even a bit sickened. But Sven couldn't resist, `So how do they cum, Boss?. The only way is to jerk themselves against the body of the opponent' `Very good, Sven' I laughed, `I see you've worked it out quickly.' Sven blushed slightly. The only way to cum -- unless of course they are such studs that they can spurt just by thinking about it -is by jerking themselves against their opponent's sweaty body. They will be competing against each other but, um, dependent on each other at the same time.' Vlad interrupted. `Shit, boss, that's kinky gay stuff. Ivan and I are straight guys, we can't get off on each other like that.' `Come on', I said, `muscled hunks like you can shoot cum whenever you like. But if you really can't, or don't want to try, Sven can have the Lithuanian deal.' Ivan said. `How about you put some porn on the TV for us? They have a good pay channel'. `I don't think charging porn to the company expense account is on, Ivan. No, you guys will just have to use your imaginations. And I know you muscle guys get turned on by bodily contact. Ivan shrugged and sighed. `OK, Boss, it's your call.' And Vlad nodded. They began to strip. It was a glorious sight. Shirts came off revealing powerfully muscled chests, and I noticed that Ivan had sharply pointed erect nipples while Vladimir's were larger and smoother. Then pulled off their shoes and socks. Vlad unzipped his suit pants and Ivan, blushing slightly, did the same. Down they came revealing strongly muscled thighs. Ivan was taller than Vlad, who was a bit stockier. His legs were indeed shaved. But I'd been wrong about Vlad. His calves and thighs were coated in light brown hairs, which thickened towards the top of his legs. I was already getting hard at the sight of them both. They both paused, reluctant to strip off their briefs. `Right' I said, `get naked'. Quietly, I slipped my mobile out of my pocket, its photo function at the ready. Vlad did so first, tugging down his briefs and casually tugging his cock free of them. He had a large and beautiful dick. It was uncut and thick, and supported by meaty balls covered in golden hair. Then Ivan did the same. He was also very well hung but cut. A large bulbous cock head swung at the end of his dick. And as I'd thought, his balls was shaved and his public hairs trimmed. Sven whistled. `Hey, you guys really do shave all over!'. Ivan shrugged. `I had to wear tiny posing straps when I did competition, you don't want unsightly man hairs showing. My wife likes it, so I keep it up.' `As it were', I said. Ivan blushed at the double entendre. `OK, guys', I said, `Set to, and may the best guy cum!' To start with they attacked each other as in a normal wrestling match. It was hot seeing these two muscle guys heaving their bodies at each other and holding each other down. They were pretty evenly matched. And of course there was the added bonus of being able to see everything, their muscled butts clenching and unclenching, their strong thighs inter-twineing, and of course their meaty cocks and balls. `Come on,' I shouted, `let's see you two jocks getting hard. Or are you just wimps?' That did it. Vlad, who was on top of Ivan remembered the rules, and began to hump himself on Ivan's back. It was incredibly erotic to see him jerking his butt up and down on Ivan. Ivan struggled to push him off and he fell on his back revealing a rapidly growing cock. Instinctively he started jerking himself with his hand. `Foul', I shouted. `No touching your own cock! Sven, take your belt and strap them if they disobey the rules.' Sven's eyes gleamed. He swiftly unlooped his thick leather belt from his suit and stood over the sweaty bodies wrestling on the floor. With a loud crack he strapped Vlad's firm butt and a pink sting mark appeared. `Fuck', shouted Vlad and he let go of his cock which by now was fully engorged. Ivan took the opportunity to leap on top of him, and started grinding his cock into Vlad's chest. I noted with amusement that the carefully avoided contact with Vlad's cock which was jutting up while Vlad tried unsuccessfully to make contact with Ivan's body to jerk himself into cumming. But Ivan was the stronger. He had Vlad pinioned down with his strong arms, while he worked his cock vigorously over his chest. For a while he rubbed the tip of his rapidly stiffening cock right on Vlad's large brown nipple and into his hair-filled armpit. He buttocks were humping hard, and at each stroke I saw them part and the cleft of his arse revealed. A couple of times I caught a glimpse of his crack and even his puckered manhole. I noticed that he didn't shave there --brown hairs encircled it. Vlad was struggling with all his might to free himself, his cock bobbing helplessly in mid air. It was no good. Without a surface to rub it on he couldn't get enough friction to get his cum churning up out of his balls. But Ivan was having no such problem. It was like watching a porn movie seeing him fucking Vlad's chest and pit. After about 30 seconds, he cried out, `Here it comes. Vlad you've lost! And indeed it did come. Six strong shots of thick white cum spurted out of Ivan's cock. They went straight into Vlad's face, coating his eyebrows, hair and one dripping down his nose and into his mouth. Vlad spluttered and spat, wiping Ivan's man juice out of his eyes. Sven roared with laughter. Ivan got up, his cock still bobbing hard and a string of cum dripping from it `Well done', Ivan', I said. `You win, hands down. Or should I say, "cock up". Clearly you've out-spunked Vlad.' `Shit, Ivan,' said Vlad. `I didn't expect you to get your rocks off humping me. And I don't want to drink your cum again either.' Vlad laughed. `Sorry, bud, I couldn't stop myself with the boss shouting and hearing Sven cracking your butt like that. And sorry about the face whitewash. I'll buy you a drink for that!' `Well done, guys', I said as I slipped my mobile back into my pocket. `You can get dressed now and we'll have some dinner.' Then I remembered something. `There's just one thing. We need to decide who is sleeping where. Who volunteers to share my bed?' And I grinned. Vlad and Ivan both protested, `Boss, you've had your way with us already tonight. Don't make us submit to you in bed as well' said Ivan. Then Vlad said, `How about Sven? He can pay for that belt sting he gave me by sleeping with you, Boss'. I turned to Sven. I knew he really wanted to be in bed with one of the muscle guys. But I also knew he'd have a much better time with me. `Sure, boss' said Sven. `Whatever you say.' He didn't look too dismayed. And I saw his crotch bulge twitch. So after a good dinner and plenty of drinks, I climbed into bed and found the warm, lithe body of Sven waiting for me under the duvet. He put his arms around me. `I think you've got me sorted, eh, boss?' he whispered. `I couldn't believe my luck when you told me to whip Vlad's butt.' `Sure have,' I said, my cock rising rapidly. `I've had my eyes on that bulge of yours for a while now.' `Boss,' said Sven softly. `Will you fuck me? But I've never been fucked before so make it gentle.' Sven turned around and for the next hour my cock explored his deliciously tight and muscled virgin butt. Hell, I love this business.