Date: Mon, 1 Jan 2007 11:46:55 -0800 (PST)
From: Not known <bimenssucker@yahoo.com>
Subject: Pirates Life for Me

There I was at a Pirates Dinner Show alone; now that is not a popular way
to attend these dinner shows so I was immediately singled out to the Head
Waiter. He took me aside when I entered and ask me if I would mind
helping in the show to be held during dinner. I said I could help and he
then asked me to follow him. I did and he took me into the theater but we
continued on to a side door which we went through. As we went in he saw
another man, this one dressed as a Pirate and introduced me to him. The
Pirate was in all Black and was named Oscar, not really a name you think
of with a Pirate but hey he was Hot if you know what I mean. The Head
Waiter left us and Oscar took me to a table and told me to be seated for
dinner. I was placed at a side with many seats around the table.

In no time other Pirates started to appear, first Orange who introduced
himself to me as Tim, second was Green whose name was Eric and then Blue
who is Anthony but he goes by Tony off stage. WOW these guys are all hot,
oh and not finished dressing I guess because each is without a shirt and
I am losing concentration skills. As I was starting to talk to Tony in
comes a couple other Pirates, purple is Scott, Yellow is Darren and Red
is Steve. As they all took their seats the only ones left were to my
right and at the head of the table. Just as the conversations started to
lull the Head Waiter walked in and announced that dinner would be served
as soon as the Captain was ready. About that time in comes Oscar who says
"Visitors will stand and then kneel as the Captain enters", so I stood
and took a knee with my head bowed.

The Captain enters and the men all start cat calling, things like -- Hot
Captain, looks like someone is being fed sausage, if that thing spits up
we are all wet, by which time I had to at least look up. Well, as I
looked up it was to see the Hottest, half dressed man I had laid eyes on.
He smirked at me at moved his coat away to reveal a 6 pack of abs covered
in black hair from shoulders down and nothing below the coat save his
boots. WOW, he was HOT, he was hung and he was inches from my face. I was
starting to lick my lips as the men all laughed. Oscar says to me "It's
OK every guy who gets a look at the Captain reacts the same way. Now as
our visitor you are to provide the Captain his pleasure for the night.
Now as his bitch you will pleasure him and his crew as he sees fit and
without delay or it will be the whip for ya." I was shocked and thrilled
at the same time. I was to be the ship bitch tonight, what a gas, and I
almost blew this night off now it looked like I would be blowing other
things.

The Captain stepped even closer and whispered in my ear, "Now bitch it
will be yer pleasure to suck this cock, NOW". Not needing to be told a
second time I was on it like white on rice. I started with the head of
this monster which was growing as I held it. I first licked the head and
then just under it. The Captain, I was to learn was called HardAss but
his real name was Kevin. Kevin played the role of Captain like a pro so I
being the invited guest played my role to the hilt as well. I took to his
tool all 10" like a duck to water. Captain HardAss was pleased with my
talents, "Boys this man will serve as bitch to all tonight. Each man to
pleasure himself as he sees fit. During the show we will keep him in the
back so as we need encouragement he is there to serve our needs". "You
bitch will suck or be fucked as we please and will service anyone who
shows a cock your way, do you understand?" Of course being a good guest
I took his cock out of my mouth and answered "Yes Sir, Captain Sir, I
will be honored" at which point he pushed his tool back in my mouth
"Enough talk bitch, service!"

I sucked like this was the last cock in the world, as I did the men
around the table who were eating like this was no big deal seemed to be
ignoring us in our activities. I noticed out of the side of my eye Oscar
was still standing there near the Captain. It seemed about that time
Kevin also noticed Oscar and said "I think this bitch is willing so you
can go ahead and eat and I promise yours will be the next sword he
swallows tonight." Now with that news in my ears I knew this was to be a
night of nights. I continued to pleasure the Captain's tool while I
moved my hands up and down his hairy chest. Kevin moaned in pleasure and
encouragement. I pinched his nipples as I sucked his sword and it seemed
to be working because without warning he filled my mouth with his sweat
nectar which likes a hungry man I swallowed without missing a drop. Now
this was fun and I was ready to be bitched tonight to all these fine
specimen of mankind.

As Kevin came down from his experience at my mouth, he proclaimed "You
guys are in for a treat; this is the best sucker I have ever fed my sword
to, and don't be shy men." With that he stepped back and into view came
Oscar who was almost dressed for the show so he had on his pants which he
dropped as he stepped in to feed me my next course. The Black Pirate
Oscar was probably Italian given his skin color and hairy chest but he
sure spent time in the gym with a body like this. Oscar was gifted below
is waist as well with a friendly 10" of manhood to feed his bitch now.
Oscar was in a black leather vest without a shirt which showed off his
hot hairy chest with man teats that stood out ½". I started to play with
the teats first and found he likes it rough so I was biting them and
twisting them between my fingers as he moaned in pleasure. I then was
pushed down to face his sword which by now was an angry red mushroomed
head needing a hot mouth to comfort it. As I started my way down his
sword the other guys were getting ready to finish dressing for the show
and the Captain came by and said "Remind the bitch to come back here
when the show is over!" With that Oscar turned me and mounted my manhole
to show who was boss now. I panted in pleasure as he took me as his own.
While I was being mounted like the bitch I am by the Black Pirate in
comes the head waiter Scooter who proceeds to open his pants and prove
one reason he was Head Waiter was between his legs. Scooter fed me his
9" uncut tool from the front while Oscar continued the assault on the
rear. As Scotter fed me his sausage I felt up his shirt and noticed he
was also a hairy man. Have I mentioned I am into hairy men? While I was
being sandwiched between these two hot men I continued my playing with
Scooters nipples. He seemed to like it as he increased the speed with
which he was feeding me. Now the Black Pirate increased his speed and
dumped his load far inside my manhole. When he had come down he pulled up
his pants and said "Remember where to plant him in the ship so he can
continue to serve the Pirates", which Scooter agreed to in a grunt. That
being said Scooter now increased his speed and fed me his load direct to
the stomach. When we were through Scooter told me to dress in the pants
he gave me and then come back outside into the hallway. Well as I put
them on I realized they had no rear area so I would be naked and
available to be used by the Pirates as they saw fit.

After I finished dressing I met Scooter in the hallway and he told me as
we walked "Remember to be quite and please them as you are told because
if not you will be found out and you will be the one embarrassed" He
then lead me into a darkened hall which led under the ship. You could
hear the show going on overhead but you could see nothing but a waterway
in front of me with 2 small boats tied up to the side by me. I sat
thinking about how this night had turned out completely different than I
had planned and how glad I was of it. I was into m2m play more than
anyone knew. It was a part of my life I hid from everyone who knew me. I
was the bitch these guys wanted me to be even before tonight. While I was
sitting there the head waiter brought in this man who stood very tall and
without a word the guy opened his pants and took out what looked like a
snake. I do not need to be told what to do with such a treat and I
swallowed it like the sword sallower I am. He did not say a word but
worked my mouth over good. He grabbed the back of my head and used me
like I needed to be used. Without a word exchanged he fed me his load and
rubbed my ears as he whispered "Great Blowjob buddy" and left me there
to swallow the last of his load. The Head Waiter then escorted him back
out the way they came in.

The show was in full swing now and Pirates were coming back to the area I
was in and without being able to see which color they fed me their swords
long enough to get them hard again and then back out to the show. I was
really getting into this fluffier job as the show continued. Then as they
had a change of themes the music was changing, so was the lighting and
Tim the Orange Pirate came back in and fed me his sword which felt to be
about 8" long but very wide. I was enjoying this when in came Eric the
Green Pirate. Tim had to be back on stage so Eric took up where Tim had
left off. Eric was in a Green vest without a shirt and smooth with hot
nipples which were standing erect. Eric held his manhood for me and told
me "hurry up I want to be hard when I make my entrance" so being a good
visitor I made his wish come true. When Eric left to reenter the stage he
was hard as a rock and could not hide his 9" of uncut status in life.
The show continued with me being visited a few more times by other
Pirates. Then the lights went down and Tony the Blue Pirate and Darren
the Yellow Pirate came back and got in the boats. Without a word they
were gone and the shows lights came back up. They came back around with
kids in the boat but they could not see me sitting off in the dark as
they past. When they came back in the boats were empty and Darren was
leading both boats. He got out of the boat and pulled open the front of
his pants. Darren was about 7" cut and hard already tired of waiting his
turn. He mounted my mouth and led an assault any man would be proud of on
my mouth. Without warning he fed me his load and I cleaned him up quickly
so he could reenter the show. The show continued and I sat like a good
bitch waiting in the wings.

As the showed finished Scooter the Head Waiter came back in and got me.
He led me back out into the hall we entered in but this time we had
company. There waiting along the wall were 3 men, each of different
descriptions who followed as we past them I was taken into a room which
had a countertop and told to strip. I did as I was told while Scooter
brought in one the men. He turned to the man and said "Thanks for the
great tip and here are my thanks. You will find he loves to suck and
would be glad to provide you his services." The man wasted no time in
dropping his pants and feeding me his tool. Being a size queen he was the
prize bull so far tonight. This man was black and smooth and was packing
a foot of manhood for me to take care of. Will a foot in the mouth of
cock is a great treasure so I took to his booty like a hungry man dinner.
This man took complete control and grabbed my ears and fucked his tool
into my lily white face as he pleased. I enjoyed the ride and then he
started to increase his speed and without a word dropped his load into my
mouth which I swallowed like a starved man. I then proceeded to clean him
up and without so much as a thank you he disappeared. In came the head
waiter with another of the men from the hallway. He said "You will
pleasure these men I bring to you then the waiter staff while the Pirates
are in the after show party. When they are done they will rejoin you for
their nightcap of pleasure with you and the boss."

The second man was already pulling his pud out as Scooter finished
talking to me. Without a word his cock was in my mouth and I was again
pleasing another fine tasting man. This man was hot, he was thick, he was
hairy and he talked dirty. "Open up bitch, tonight you are mine to feed.
You think the others had loads for you? I have not come in weeks so this
pleasure will be all mine." He fed me and fucked my face like a man on a
mission. His mission which I chose to accept was to please him and take
all he had to offer me. I liked this night. I was being used like never
before and loving it. I was pleasing men and they were pleasing me though
none of them cared about that. This man before me decided he was going to
mount my rear when Scooter said "No that is being saved for the Pirates
and staff". That being said he reentered my mouth and filled me full of
his pent up loads. As the last man entered so did the Captain. The man
from the hall was made to wait while I sucked on Kevin's 10" tool
again. When he was fully hard and wet he pulled out from my mouth and in
1 push planted his cock in my manhole. The Captain rode me as the last
man from the hall fed me his sausage. Here I was again sandwiched between
two men providing the service I am good at. The man in front did not take
long and he exploded in my mouth and then left without a word. The
Captain continued to use my rear as one of the waiters came in. Kevin
said "This guy is hot and he loves the bitch role. Feed him well because
when I get through blowing this load up his ass I have to get back to the
party." The waiter (Stan) was about 19 and hung like a stallion. He fed
me his tool until I was in the pubes. I sucked like a man who had not had
any instead of a man who was still getting it. Stan yelled as he unloaded
in my mouth "That was the best blowjob I have ever gotten." I smiled as
I wiped my mouth. About that time in came Scooter with another waiter.
This time Scooter took my mouth first and the my ass while the waiter
(Ken) fed me his token tool I had been getting tools from men all night
and this one was not measuring up but it was a cock and I was being fed
so suck I did. Scooter unloaded in me and pulled out; he pushed the
waiter away and made me clean up his cock. By now I had a few loads in my
so cleaning him up was a mixture of tastes.

About the time I was done cleaning up Scooter in came a couple Pirates I
had not pleased yet. The Blue Pirate Tony was first, smooth and built
like a man who lifted a lot of weights. Tony was fishing out his tool
while I was finishing up with Ken. When I looked again it was out in all
its 11" of cut glory. I took to it like a fish to water. I was all the
way to the pubes when in walked the Purple Pirate Scott. Scott was smooth
as a baby from head to toe He was even smooth in the crotch which to me
made him look even bigger than his 9" of cut cock. While I pleased Tony
and Scott and each took turns at each end I noticed a man I had not seem
all night standing against the wall watching with a huge smile on his
face. Tony first then Scott climaxed and had me clean them up while the
stranger watched. As Scott was putting his sword back in his pants, in
came the Red Pirate Steve who without a word stripped completely naked
and as he came towards me shook his manhood which became harder with each
shake. Steve stood there before me with a beautiful 8" uncut tool which
had poked its head through the foreskin and was looking for a place to
rest. Well I knew a place. I was on that tool like a mechanic in a shop.
While I was sucking him he looked over to the stranger as he said "Well
Dwayne what do you think of our play toy for tonight?" Now that I know
his name Dwayne said "Well he seems to like the position better than any
others we have had in this role. I wonder if after tonight he would like
a job as company fluffier and bitch.

As I pondered what was being said Dwayne started to strip. The Red Pirate
Steve said "WOW, the boss just offered you a job pleasing us like this
every day. I hope after he gets through with you we will see you back
here again." About that time Steve blew his load and patted my head as
he dressed and left. That left me and Dwayne the owner of the club alone.

Dwayne was a man's man. He was hairy from top to bottom and when he
showed his manhood he came in the winner of the night's size award. Here
before me stood a man with a sword that was the largest I had seen
tonight or any other night for that matter. Dwayne took my arm and led me
naked as he was to his office which had a room of to one side with a full
size bed ready and waiting. He took his time with me. I sucked each
nipple like it was my first or last. I was thrilled to see his nipples
grow like man teats and grow until they were 1" long. I sucked like I
was seeking a reward. I was. His cock grew as I sucked and grew and got
thicker. He then pushed my head down until I was face to face with his
award winning cock. I licked and played with the head and then licked the
sides on my way down and back up. When I had him wet I went for his balls
which were the only thing smooth on him. I love shaved balls and his were
great. The size of golf balls I was in my element. I licked and sucked
and licked some more. He had me lick his inner leg area of the sweat
there and I was thrilled to be pleasing him like this. Then Dwayne fed me
his sword to the hilt in 1 push which almost killed me. "Hey no one has
ever been able to take that without fainting, you really are a find.  I
was serious about that job offer." I sucked his cock like a man who had
just won the keys to a new car. He slowed me down and took his time as he
continued to fuck my face. As I was thinking about his offer he pulled
from my mouth and threw my legs on his shoulders. Before I could think
about another thing, he had mounted me to the core and I was screaming
from pain unlike I had ever felt. Dwayne did not seem to worry about
anyone hearing as he just kicked it into gear and fucked me like his
bitch. This went on for about 20 minutes until he was so hot he had to
blast his load. He came out in one plop and fed me his cock head in my
mouth so I could taste his dessert.

Well as we laid there on his bed he cuddled with me. He seemed to like
the way I rubbed my hands over his hairy chest. I loved his hairy chest.
I then started playing with his cock and he got hard all over again. He
pushed my head down and I took to it like I was a happy campier, Oh wait,
I was. I sucked his cock and made love to it because after the night I
had had I was enjoying this slower second time around than any others.
Not that I did not love every one I had pleased but slower the second
time around it is more for both people. Dwayne was playing with my
nipples, pulling on them and then reached back and was playing with my
manhole. He slide out from under my mouth and flipped me over to mount me
again. This time he was in total control and in no hurry. He pleasured
himself on me for about 30 minutes when he started to fuck me faster. I
knew the happy ending was close at hand. As he pumped his load into me
for the second time tonight he said "I really was serious about the job
offer and hope you will take me up on it. You seem to love what you have
done tonight and the customers and employees you have pleased have all
commented on your talents. I would love to have you travel with me as the
company bitch and show my other locations, customers and friends just how
talented you are as a fluffier." As he slowly started to lose his hard
on he slipped from me but continued to hold me against his hairy chest.

I laid there enjoying the glow of the night's activities thinking about
his offer. I had never been happier than I was right then. I had pleased
men, which had pleased me and I was happy with that being the ending. But
Dwayne had offered me a job doing this fulltime. I sat up on the bed,
playing with his hairy chest as we talked about money, and what other
benefits beside man tools I would have. He offered me twice what I was
making in my other job, full medical as well as a fully funded retirement
after 12 months if I stayed with the job. He had never offered anyone a
job like this but he was pleased with my abilities and so I accepted his
offer laying there playing with his hairy chest. He then pushed me down
and fed me another load. This man had single handedly fed me three load
which he said he could not ever remember doing. I took his load and his
job. We got up and dressed as we looked at the clock. It was 5:30 in the
morning; I had been busy for the last 12 hours and had this to look
forward to as my future. What a life, the Pirates life for me!


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you) to encourage me to continue writing. This was a total fantasy but
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