Date: Sat, 16 May 2009 09:29:26 -0400
From: Rocco Talespinner <la-plume-volante@hotmail.com>
Subject: Policeman's Benevolent Fund

I was really pumped that my team had won the basketball game and I
celebrated by going to my source for a bag of weed, which I carefully
stowed under the front seat of my SUV. I guess I got a little too happy on
the highway thinking about how the season had turned out and I was a bit
heavy on the pedal. Well, on a long dark stretch of highway, flanked by
woods on both sides, I saw the flashing lights and then heard the siren.
"Shit, fuck, piss, mother fuck --- those damn, asshole cock suckers," I
growled as I realized that it was me they were stopping. Bad enough to be
busted for speeding, but I knew if they found the weed there would be hell
to pay.

First they used the speaker to tell me to stay inside with my hands on the
wheel. But when the first guy showed up at the window and had me roll it
down I guess he didn't think I looked scared enough or something. Anyway,
as his partner came up he told me to get out and put my hands on the hood.
Then, as the first guy felt me up and down the second started poking around
in the vehicle. This was not an ordinary feel-down, though, and I had the
distinct impression that his hand covered my butt more carefully than would
be normal, ending with a finger sliding along my crack. Meanwhile, the big
guy had found the stash under the seat and then they both really started
giving me a hard time.

Needless to say, I was scared shitless and did not think to protest the
illegal search. They started accusing me of different stuff at the same
time and I couldn't answer both at once. So they decided I wasn't being
cooperative enough and started shouting at me. I decided I should try to
beg them off and I started gibbering about how sorry I was and I'd do
anything, anything at all, if they would just let me go. Well, that just
seemed to piss them off, but it also seemed to give them ideas. They
clearly liked having an athletic masculine guy begging for mercy like some
pussy sissy.

"Come with us," they growled and we headed off the highway into the
woods. I had no idea what they might have in mind until we got to a little
clearing, out of view from the road. "Strip," the big guy commanded. That
didn't sound like normal police procedure to me, but I was afraid not to
comply. "Officers, please, please let me go," I whimpered, but they just
laughed. "We will, but you said you'd do anything, so now's your chance."
The big guy opened his pants and pulled them down enough that his whole
crotch was bared. "Bend over and suck my dick," he ordered. I had played
around with buddies a bit when I was younger and we jacked each other off,
but I'm a straight guy. I mean I get pussy on a regular basis and I
certainly had never had a dick in my mouth.

I knew I couldn't just refuse and that if I bit his dick I'd really be in
bad trouble. As I leaned in to get in position I could smell the musk of
his crotch and the strong fertile aroma of his cock. I almost gagged and
the idea of taking it between my lips and sucking it made me nearly throw
up. But then I began to reflect that the alternative might be a jail
sentence, so I figured I'd better get with the program and do what a
straight man hates to think about doing. So I took it in my mouth --
strange taste -- and tentatively began to suck. "Suck, mother fucker. You
said you'd do anything, so suck and do it like you mean it."

Meanwhile, as I was bent over, the smaller cop was playing with my ass and
balls, pressing his dick against my crack. I could feel his cock hardening
and I shuddered to realize that I was about to get screwed in the ass as
well as getting my face fucked. He ran a fingertip over my pucker a few
times and made me feel stuff I hadn't been aware I could feel there. Then
he spat and rubbed it on me and pressed against my pucker with what I
guessed must be his cock head. But when he thrust forward I felt a stab of
pain like nothing I had felt before. It was really awful, to be honest, but
I wasn't gonna give him the satisfaction of letting him think I'm a crybaby
coward, so I concentrated on the dick in my mouth. The pressure of the cock
in my ass grew as he pushed in and I wondered how I would be able to cope
with this. But then I felt his crotch pressing hard against my ass and I
knew he was in to the hilt. "Ok,, straight guy," I thought, "so you're not
a virgin anymore. This is not gonna make me a queer, but I have to go along
with this."

Well, the fact is that the more he pumped the less bad it was, and the more
I bobbed up and down on the cock in my mouth that wasn't too bad either. So
here I was, in the woods under the moonlight sucking dick and getting
fucked by two macho cops and, hey, I'm dealing. After awhile I began to
wonder just how long is this gonna last, but I have jacked off and even
fucked enough to know it can't last forever. These two dudes were really
going to town in me and I was feeling really ashamed of what they were
making me do. I had heard that this sort of thing happens to most guys in
jail and they survive, so I figured I would too.

While this was going on, both officers were getting into what they were
doing and enjoying it, I guess, because they grunted and groaned and moaned
a bit. But I knew something was finally gonna happened when at both ends I
felt their cocks stiffen. Then they both shuddered at the same time and I
felt a gush of warm goo at both ends, in my mouth and in my ass. "Oh,
shit," I thought, "now I have to swallow this stuff." But I remembered that
girls had done this for me since I was 16, so if they could I decided it
wasn't gonna hurt me. And then, lo and behold, I came too, all over the
ground. To finish this story, I swallowed jet after jet of that big stud's
jism while the other guy, despite being the smaller, came and came like
horse in my ass. And just between you and me, by the time he finished it
was feeling more than just interesting back there. I guess I was learning
that maybe fairies know something the rest of us guys don't. And for sure,
I will stop gay bashing.

Anyway, these guys finished and wiped their dicks on my clothes. Then they
told me to dress and they just walked away. Before I could stumble back to
the highway I heard them drive off. So when I got there my SUV was waiting
for me, all alone on the side of the highway in the dark. As I got in I
felt under the front seat and there was my bag of weed. Hey, the big cop
did at least have a certain sense of honor.

As I think back on this I can't decide if I should be glad they were
willing to let me go in exchange for what they did to me, or if I should be
angry. And then when I think about what it was like I wonder how much did I
really mind what they did. As I suck on a toke I think maybe there are more
dimensions to being a man than just getting your cock in a girl's mouth or
pussy.

Anyway, that's what these two hot dudes did when I they busted me. The next
time I got some money I sent a modest contribution to the policemen's
retirement fund. Go figure.

Wednesday, April 30, 2008 6:26:00 PM