Date: Wed, 5 Sep 2012 00:29:01 -0600
From: Jakester Mobile <jakestermobile@gmail.com>
Subject: Pyramis: The Cursed Gift

FOR YOUR EYES ONLY

Name:      *Oliver Raymond King*
Sex: *Male*
DoB: *10-10-93*
B. Type: *AB Negative*
Ethnicity: *Caucasion*
Height: *5'11" (1.8 m./71 inches/180 cm)*
Weight: *150 lbs. (68 kg)*
BMI: *< 8 lbs (3.6 kg)*

Candidacy: Affirmative
Status:         Ready

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"COMMENCE OPERATION PYRAMID P.L.I.
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ADMINISTER SENTIENT DOSAGE"
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"Oi Oliver, wake your fit ass up! You're gonna miss your meet dude!" Jacks
violently shook me awake, repeating himself until I broke sleep

"Ahhhdunfunnammooraaaysss..."

"What the fuck did you just say dude" Jacks continued to shake me, now
laughing, until I formulated a clear sentence... impossible to do at this
hour.

"I dun wanna go raaaace.. I always get second place I'm tired of silver.."
I lifted my body forward, accidentally knocking my head into Jacks'.

"Fuckin' ow dude, you know you have a thick-ass skull."

"Screw you Sacks!" I moaned, rubbing my forehead. I honestly don't remember
why I call him Sacks. Nick name, don't know where it originated from. I
don't even remember the first nick name I called him that birthed the
eventual evolution to 'Sacks.'

I shoved him to the foot of my bed and jumped up, only then realizing, in
full view, I was stark naked.

Jacks whistled, "Hoooie! You got a fine ass on you my friend!" He leapt at
the opportunity and smacked my ass, walking passed me and peripherally
glancing at my junk, as if I wouldn't notice.

"Yea yea it's not the first time you've seen it and I know how much you
enjoy it so it won't be the last time" I looked at the clock, ignoring my
nudity, and realized he was right, I was about to miss my chance at a
silver metal.

Screw the shower, I barely have time to get my speedo on! I shuffled around
for my black shorts speedo and couldn't find them anywhere.

"Dude, the fuck is my speedo I'm gonna be late!"

"I dunno did you leave a load down in the wash?" He once again glanced at
my groin, I didn't care. I'm not well endowed, per se, but I'm by no means
small. Just slightly over average.

"Of course not! I -.. um.. well.. maybe I did.. Fuck you you doubt planter"

"Don't hate me 'cause you ain't me, 'liver"

"Yea yea yea" I went to open the door and realized I was naked, I grabbed a
towel and put it around my waist and then proceeded down the dorm halls,
down the stairs, to the laundry room. After searching for about 30 seconds
I realized that I forgot nothing down there.

I sprinted upstairs and burst into the hallway again and then ran full body
to body into some guy on accident.

"Ah! Sorry about that! I lost my swim suit and I'm in a rush, Sorry!"

"Don't worry about it" He walked away and I thought I heard him whisper my
name under his breath, but I imagined it.

I got to the door and saw a small packaged box in front of it. I
immediately looked back through the hall and saw the man cutting the
corner, looking back at me as he disappeared. I picked up the box and went
inside.

"Got a package" I tossed the box at Jacks and he caught it, relatively
light-weighted, probably wasn't anything interesting.

"Oll, it's for you" He handed it to me but I ignored it.

"Open it for me will ya I'm in a hurry" I looked under my blankets a third
time, and shuffled through my drawers a 3rd time. Jacks opened the box and
pulled out the contents.

"Let's see; there's a letter, want me to read it?" I nodded, head still
turned away and rummaging through my things, "Dear Oliver, I hope these
bring that small amount of luck you deserve to help you win your meet
today. I'll talk to you later. Sincerely, Toby"

My interest was peaked at this point, as I was sick and tired of getting
silver. So I went over to the box and pulled out a size small (my size for
my 28" waist) brief-style speedo. I picked them up and inspected them. No
lace, but there was cute little upside down triangle right on the back at
the top.

"Dude that Toby guy is totally queer eye'in you"

"Fuck off, Toby's awesome. Plus he just saved my life." For some reason I
went to the small bathroom in our dorm room to put them on, even though he
had seen me naked minutes before.

I threw the towel on the floor and stepped into my new speedo. It kind of
shined from the light in a unique way. Almost like rubber or latex or
something. I didn't care because they made my ass look faaaantastic. I left
the room and got my sandals on, ready to walk to the University Pool like
that, then I remembered I had to pee.

"Ope gotta pee"

"Jesus for someone in a hurry you sure like to take your time. Nice speedo,
by the way"

"I know don't I look super sexy" I shook my ass right before I closed the
door and pulled my speedo dow-... My thumbs couldn't grip it. I tried to
stick my thumb under the band but.. it wouldn't go.. The speedo was.. what?
The speedo is attached to me.. I started to panic. A chill went down my
spine and sweat drew on my neck.

"Ah... has... ahhh. JACKS! JACKS HELP GET IN HERE!" I started to tear up
because it was literally a second skin attached to me, I couldn't do
anything. I tried getting in through the thighs, through the dimples on my
lower back, nothing worked. The speedo was fused to my skin.

Jacks came barging in, breaking the lock on the door.

"Oliver what? What's wrong? What is it? Are you okay?" I looked up at him,
eyes teary, and then my thumbs slipped into the elastic band.

I was dumbfounded, I looked down and yanked the speedo off of me, and I
started to cry.

"Hey buddy, what's wrong? What happened?" He put his hands on my arms and
looked me in the eyes.

"It was..." I looked down at the speedo and at my waist.. I realized how
stupid it would sound and elected to not convince Jacks of my craziness,
"nothing it was... It was nothing.. just imagined something that wasn't
there.. a shadow in the mirror, freaked me the fuck out. It was nothing
though.."

"Jeez dude you scared the hell out of me.. In 9 years I have never heard
you yell like that before. I thought you cut your dick off or something." I
chuckled slightly and noticed the door.

"Yea you busted the door pretty bad. Well if I'm ever being murdered I know
who to call now" He laughed and rubbed my arm as he went back into the
room.

I picked up the speedo and inspected it more closely... Just cloth. Nothing
strange about it. I went pee before I put it on and then left to go to my
swim meet, waving goodbye to Jacks as I exited. As I walked to the pool I
kept my thumb trapped under the band the whole time.

I liked how protective Jacks was of me.. We joke around as if we're equals
but.. I feel like it's more than that.

God damn I hope I win the race today.

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