Date: Tue, 04 Sep 2007 06:45:24 -0400 (EDT) From: Herb Cat <herb_cat@lycos.com> Subject: The Skit Copyright 2007 Herb Cat. Do not reproduce or distribute this story without the author's permission. Please note: this story depicts sex between males, and genital abuse. If this offends you or is illegal to publish in your jurisdiction, or you are under the age of 18, read no further. The characters, locations and incidents in this story are fictional. Any resemblance to actual events or locales, or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental. As an author, I welcome feedback on my writing. Please send any comments about this story, positive or negative, to Herb_Cat@mailcity.com. Thank you. .oOo. I had some friends over the other night and for entertainment I had my three slaves (I'll call them a, b, and c) perform this skit. All my guests enjoyed it. It was also fun for me to put my slaves through multiple rehearsals. The Skit Scene opens, slave c is sitting stage right wearing a stethoscope. slaves a and b are standing stage left. Also stage left are the following props: KY lube, gaudy chain, rooster, wooden block, brick, rock, icepick, knife, TENS electric stimulator, cord, and cock cage. Costumes: of course all three slaves are naked. a: fuck me, please b: ok (a bends over and b penetrates and stops) b: all done a: that was too quick b: i know. i got a quick dick a: that's not good. a quick dick is a sick dick. you should see the cock doc b: ok (b walks across stage to c) c: what can i do for you? b: you got to help me, cock doc, i got a sick dick. it's too quick. c: hmmm, let me check your sick quick dick. make it an erect sick quick dick b: it is erect, cock doc c: hmmm, then it is really an erect sick quick dick. are you Polish? b: no, cock doc. my parents came from Czechoslovakia c: then that explains it. you got a czech erect sick quick dick b: what can i do? c: well i know a trick. it's a czech erect sick quick dick trick. go get your friend to lick your czech erect sick quick dick. i call it the licked czech erect sick quick dick trick b: ok thanks cock doc. (b walks across stage to a) a: what did the cock doc say? b: he said i got a czech erect sick quick dick a: is there anything you can do? b: he told me the licked czech erect sick quick dick trick a: what is that? b: you got to lick my czech erect sick quick dick a: ok (a licks b's dick) a: now fuck me again (a bends over and b penetrates and stops) b: all done a: that was too quick. you better see the cock doc again. (b walks across stage to c) b: i'm back cock doc c: did you do the licked czech erect sick quick dick trick? b: yes, doc, but it didn't work c: it didn't work? b: look, now i have a licked czech erect sick quick dick c: hmmm, yes, i see. you have a licked czech erect sick quick dick b: what can i do? c: well i know another trick. it's a licked czech erect sick quick dick trick. go get your friend to put some lube on your licked czech erect sick quick dick b: ok thanks cock doc. (b walks across stage to a) a: what did the cock doc say? b: he said you must put some lube on my licked czech erect sick quick dick a: ok (a lubes b's dick with KY) a: now fuck me again (a bends over and b penetrates and stops) b: all done a: that was too quick. you better see the cock doc again. (b walks across stage to c) b: i'm back cock doc c: did your friend put some lube on your licked czech erect sick quick dick? b: yes, doc, but it didn't work c: it didn't work? b: look, now i have a slick licked czech erect sick quick dick c: hmmm, yes, i see. you have a slick licked czech erect sick quick dick b: what can i do? c: well i know another trick. it's a slick licked czech erect sick quick dick trick. your friend must put some jewelry on your slick licked czech erect sick quick dick. i call it the bedecked slick licked czech erect sick quick dick trick b: ok thanks cock doc. (b walks across stage to a) a: what did the cock doc say? b: he said i got a slick licked czech erect sick quick dick a: is there anything you can do? b: he told me the bedecked slick licked czech erect sick quick dick trick a: what is that? b: you got to put some jewelry on my slick licked czech erect sick quick dick a: ok (a hangs a gaudy chain on b's dick) a: now fuck me again (a bends over and b penetrates and stops) b: all done a: that was too quick. you better see the cock doc again. (b walks across stage to c) b: i'm back cock doc c: did your friend put some jewelry on your slick licked czech erect sick quick dick? b: yes, doc, but it didn't work c: it didn't work? b: look, now i have a bedecked slick licked czech erect sick quick dick c: hmmm, yes, i see. you have a bedecked slick licked czech erect sick quick dick b: what can i do? c: well i know another trick. it's a bedecked slick licked czech erect sick quick dick trick. you must go and find people to make fun of your bedecked slick licked czech erect sick quick dick. i call it the mocked bedecked slick licked czech erect sick quick dick trick b: ok thanks cock doc. (b walks across stage to a) a: what did the cock doc say? b: he said i got a bedecked slick licked czech erect sick quick dick a: is there anything you can do? b: he told me the mocked bedecked slick licked czech erect sick quick dick trick a: what is that? b: i got to find people to make fun of my bedecked slick licked czech erect sick quick dick a: ok. there are some people (b walks out into the audience and asks them to mock his dick. then walks back to a) a: now fuck me again (a bends over and b penetrates and stops) b: all done a: that was too quick. you better see the cock doc again. (b walks across stage to c) b: i'm back cock doc c: did you do the mocked bedecked slick licked czech erect sick quick dick trick? b: yes, doc, but it didn't work c: it didn't work? b: look, now i have a mocked bedecked slick licked czech erect sick quick dick c: hmmm, yes, i see. you have a mocked bedecked slick licked czech erect sick quick dick b: what can i do? c: well i know another trick. it's a mocked bedecked slick licked czech erect sick quick dick trick. but it might hurt. do you object? b: no cock doc. i don't object c: your friend must let a rooster peck your mocked bedecked slick licked czech erect sick quick dick. i call it the cock-pecked mocked bedecked slick licked czech erect sick quick dick trick b: ok thanks cock doc. (b walks across stage to a) a: what did the cock doc say? b: he said i got a mocked bedecked slick licked czech erect sick quick dick a: is there anything you can do? b: he told me the cock-pecked mocked bedecked slick licked czech erect sick quick dick trick a: what is that? b: you got to let a rooster peck my mocked bedecked slick licked czech erect sick quick dick a: ok (a holds the rooster so it can peck b's dick) a: now fuck me again (a bends over and b penetrates and stops) b: all done a: that was too quick. you better see the cock doc again. (b walks across stage to c) b: i'm back cock doc c: did you do the cock-pecked mocked bedecked slick licked czech erect sick quick dick trick? b: yes, doc, but it didn't work c: it didn't work? b: look, now i have a cock-pecked mocked bedecked slick licked czech erect sick quick dick c: hmmm, yes, i see. you have a cock-pecked mocked bedecked slick licked czech erect sick quick dick b: what can i do? c: well i know another trick. it's a cock-pecked mocked bedecked slick licked czech erect sick quick dick trick. but it might hurt. do you object? b: no cock doc. i don't object c: your friend must kick your cock-pecked mocked bedecked slick licked czech erect sick quick dick. you don't object to the kicked cock-pecked mocked bedecked slick licked czech erect sick quick dick trick? b: no cock doc, i don't object to the kicked cock-pecked mocked bedecked slick licked czech erect sick quick dick trick. thanks cock doc. (b walks across stage to a) a: what did the cock doc say? b: he said i got a cock-pecked mocked bedecked slick licked czech erect sick quick dick a: is there anything you can do? b: he told me the kicked cock-pecked mocked bedecked slick licked czech erect sick quick dick trick a: what is that? b: you got to kick my cock-pecked mocked bedecked slick licked czech erect sick quick dick a: ok (a kicks b's dick) a: now fuck me again (a bends over and b penetrates and stops) b: all done a: that was too quick. you better see the cock doc again. (b walks across stage to c) b: i'm back cock doc c: did you do the kicked cock-pecked mocked bedecked slick licked czech erect sick quick dick trick? b: yes, doc, but it didn't work c: it didn't work? b: look, now i have a kicked cock-pecked mocked bedecked slick licked czech erect sick quick dick c: hmmm, yes, i see. you have a kicked cock-pecked mocked bedecked slick licked czech erect sick quick dick b: what can i do? c: well i know another trick. it's a kicked cock-pecked mocked bedecked slick licked czech erect sick quick dick trick. but it might hurt. do you object? b: no cock doc. i don't object c: your friend must knock your kicked cock-pecked mocked bedecked slick licked czech erect sick quick dick with a brick. you don't object to the brick-knocked kicked cock-pecked mocked bedecked slick licked czech erect sick quick dick trick? b: no cock doc, i don't object to the brick-knocked kicked cock-pecked mocked bedecked slick licked czech erect sick quick dick trick. thanks cock doc. (b walks across stage to a) a: what did the cock doc say? b: he said i got a kicked cock-pecked mocked bedecked slick licked czech erect sick quick dick a: is there anything you can do? b: he told me the brick-knocked kicked cock-pecked mocked bedecked slick licked czech erect sick quick dick trick a: what is that? b: you got to knock my kicked cock-pecked mocked bedecked slick licked czech erect sick quick dick with a brick a: ok (a knocks b's dick with a brick) a: now fuck me again (a bends over and b penetrates and stops) b: all done a: that was too quick. you better see the cock doc again. (b walks across stage to c) b: i'm back cock doc c: did you do the brick-knocked kicked cock-pecked mocked bedecked slick licked czech erect sick quick dick trick? b: yes, doc, but it didn't work c: it didn't work? b: look, now i have a brick-knocked kicked cock-pecked mocked bedecked slick licked czech erect sick quick dick c: hmmm, yes, i see. you have a brick-knocked kicked cock-pecked mocked bedecked slick licked czech erect sick quick dick b: what can i do? c: well i know another trick. it's a brick-knocked kicked cock-pecked mocked bedecked slick licked czech erect sick quick dick trick. but it might hurt. do you object? b: no cock doc. i don't object c: your friend must hit your brick-knocked kicked cock-pecked mocked bedecked slick licked czech erect sick quick dick with a wooden block. it is important that he hit it very hard. he must not be gentle. you don't object to the strict blocked brick-knocked kicked cock-pecked mocked bedecked slick licked czech erect sick quick dick trick? b: no cock doc, i don't object to the strict blocked brick-knocked kicked cock-pecked mocked bedecked slick licked czech erect sick quick dick trick. thanks cock doc. (b walks across stage to a) a: what did the cock doc say? b: he said i got a brick-knocked kicked cock-pecked mocked bedecked slick licked czech erect sick quick dick a: is there anything you can do? b: he told me the strict blocked brick-knocked kicked cock-pecked mocked bedecked slick licked czech erect sick quick dick trick a: what is that? b: you got to hit my brick-knocked kicked cock-pecked mocked bedecked slick licked czech erect sick quick dick with a wooden block. it is important that you hit it very hard. you must not be gentle. a: ok (a hits b's dick with a wooden block) a: now fuck me again (a bends over and b penetrates and stops) b: all done a: that was too quick. you better see the cock doc again. (b walks across stage to c) b: i'm back cock doc c: did you do the strict blocked brick-knocked kicked cock-pecked mocked bedecked slick licked czech erect sick quick dick trick? b: yes, doc, but it didn't work c: it didn't work? b: look, now i have a strict blocked brick-knocked kicked cock-pecked mocked bedecked slick licked czech erect sick quick dick c: hmmm, yes, i see. you have a strict blocked brick-knocked kicked cock-pecked mocked bedecked slick licked czech erect sick quick dick b: what can i do? c: well i know another trick. it's a strict blocked brick-knocked kicked cock-pecked mocked bedecked slick licked czech erect sick quick dick trick. but it might hurt. do you object? b: no cock doc. i don't object c: your friend must poke your strict blocked brick-knocked kicked cock-pecked mocked bedecked slick licked czech erect sick quick dick with an icepick and then hit it with a rock. you don't object to the picked rocked strict blocked brick-knocked kicked cock-pecked mocked bedecked slick licked czech erect sick quick dick trick? b: no cock doc, i don't object to the picked rocked strict blocked brick-knocked kicked cock-pecked mocked bedecked slick licked czech erect sick quick dick trick. thanks cock doc. (b walks across stage to a) a: what did the cock doc say? b: he said i got a strict blocked brick-knocked kicked cock-pecked mocked bedecked slick licked czech erect sick quick dick a: is there anything you can do? b: he told me the picked rocked strict blocked brick-knocked kicked cock-pecked mocked bedecked slick licked czech erect sick quick dick trick a: what is that? b: you got to poke my strict blocked brick-knocked kicked cock-pecked mocked bedecked slick licked czech erect sick quick dick with an icepick and then hit it with a rock a: ok (a pokes b's dick with an icepick and then hits it with a rock) a: now fuck me again (a bends over and b penetrates and stops) b: all done a: that was too quick. you better see the cock doc again. (b walks across stage to c) b: i'm back cock doc c: did you do the picked rocked strict blocked brick-knocked kicked cock-pecked mocked bedecked slick licked czech erect sick quick dick trick? b: yes, doc, but it didn't work c: it didn't work? b: look, now i have a picked rocked strict blocked brick-knocked kicked cock-pecked mocked bedecked slick licked czech erect sick quick dick c: hmmm, yes, i see. you have a picked rocked strict blocked brick-knocked kicked cock-pecked mocked bedecked slick licked czech erect sick quick dick b: what can i do? c: well i know another trick. it's a picked rocked strict blocked brick-knocked kicked cock-pecked mocked bedecked slick licked czech erect sick quick dick trick. but it might hurt. do you object? b: no cock doc. i don't object c: your friend must nick your picked rocked strict blocked brick-knocked kicked cock-pecked mocked bedecked slick licked czech erect sick quick dick with a knife and then attach an electric cord to it and plug it in. you don't object to the nicked shocked picked rocked strict blocked brick-knocked kicked cock-pecked mocked bedecked slick licked czech erect sick quick dick trick? b: no cock doc, i don't object to the nicked shocked picked rocked strict blocked brick-knocked kicked cock-pecked mocked bedecked slick licked czech erect sick quick dick trick. thanks cock doc. (b walks across stage to a) a: what did the cock doc say? b: he said i got a picked rocked strict blocked brick-knocked kicked cock-pecked mocked bedecked slick licked czech erect sick quick dick a: is there anything you can do? b: he told me the nicked shocked picked rocked strict blocked brick-knocked kicked cock-pecked mocked bedecked slick licked czech erect sick quick dick trick a: what is that? b: you got to nick my picked rocked strict blocked brick-knocked kicked cock-pecked mocked bedecked slick licked czech erect sick quick dick with a knife and then attach an electric cord to it and plug it in a: ok (a nicks b's dick with an knife and then uses the TENS) a: now fuck me again (a bends over and b penetrates and stops) b: all done a: that was too quick. you better see the cock doc again. (b walks across stage to c) b: i'm back cock doc c: did you do the nicked shocked picked rocked strict blocked brick-knocked kicked cock-pecked mocked bedecked slick licked czech erect sick quick dick trick? b: yes, doc, but it didn't work c: it didn't work? b: look, now i have a nicked shocked picked rocked strict blocked brick-knocked kicked cock-pecked mocked bedecked slick licked czech erect sick quick dick c: hmmm, yes, i see. you have a nicked shocked picked rocked strict blocked brick-knocked kicked cock-pecked mocked bedecked slick licked czech erect sick quick dick b: what can i do? c: well i know one more trick. it's a nicked shocked picked rocked strict blocked brick-knocked kicked cock-pecked mocked bedecked slick licked czech erect sick quick dick trick. but it might hurt. do you object? b: no cock doc. i don't object c: your friend must tie your nicked shocked picked rocked strict blocked brick-knocked kicked cock-pecked mocked bedecked slick licked czech erect sick quick dick up tight with string, very tight, you understand, and then lock it a cage. you don't object to the constricted locked nicked shocked picked rocked strict blocked brick-knocked kicked cock-pecked mocked bedecked slick licked czech erect sick quick dick trick? b: no cock doc, i don't object to the constricted locked nicked shocked picked rocked strict blocked brick-knocked kicked cock-pecked mocked bedecked slick licked czech erect sick quick dick trick. thanks cock doc. (b walks across stage to a) a: what did the cock doc say? b: he said i got a nicked shocked picked rocked strict blocked brick-knocked kicked cock-pecked mocked bedecked slick licked czech erect sick quick dick a: is there anything you can do? b: he told me the constricted locked nicked shocked picked rocked strict blocked brick-knocked kicked cock-pecked mocked bedecked slick licked czech erect sick quick dick trick a: what is that? b: you got to tie my nicked shocked picked rocked strict blocked brick-knocked kicked cock-pecked mocked bedecked slick licked czech erect sick quick dick up tight with string, very tight, you understand, and then lock it a cage a: ok (a ties b's dick very tight with string and then locks it in a cock cage.) a: now fuck me again (a bends over and b penetrates and stops) b: all done a: that was too quick. you better see the cock doc again. this time i'm going with you. (b and a walk across stage to c) b: i'm back cock doc a: i came too c: did you do the constricted locked nicked shocked picked rocked strict blocked brick-knocked kicked cock-pecked mocked bedecked slick licked czech erect sick quick dick trick? b: yes, doc, but it didn't work c: it didn't work? a: no, it didn't work b: look, now i have a constricted locked nicked shocked picked rocked strict blocked brick-knocked kicked cock-pecked mocked bedecked slick licked czech erect sick quick dick a: yeah, look, now he has a constricted locked nicked shocked picked rocked strict blocked brick-knocked kicked cock-pecked mocked bedecked slick licked czech erect sick quick dick c: hmmm, yes, i see. you have a constricted locked nicked shocked picked rocked strict blocked brick-knocked kicked cock-pecked mocked bedecked slick licked czech erect sick quick dick b: what can i do? a: yeah, what can he do? c: nothing b: nothing? a: nothing? c: no, nothing. you see you have wrecked your constricted locked nicked shocked picked rocked strict blocked brick-knocked kicked cock-pecked mocked bedecked slick licked czech erect sick quick dick. you have a wrecked constricted locked nicked shocked picked rocked strict blocked brick-knocked kicked cock-pecked mocked bedecked slick licked czech erect sick quick dick affliction. b: is that bad? a: yeah, is that bad? c: fatal. i predict a quick end. but i must warn you the wrecked constricted locked nicked shocked picked rocked strict blocked brick-knocked kicked cock-pecked mocked bedecked slick licked czech erect sick quick dick affliction is contagious. if you fuck anyone they will get it. (a faints) (The End)