Date: Thu, 25 Apr 2002 18:33:20 +0000
From: Jeffrey Fletcher <jeffyrks@hotmail.com>
Subject: The Countrymen Part 13

This story contains consenting sex between males of various ages.  If it is
illegal to read such material where you live,  or you dislike such
material,  then surf elsewhere.  All the characters are entirely
fictitious.

Thanks for the encouraging emails that I have received.  They are one of
the rewards in writing such stories.  I believe I have replied to all who
have done so.  My email is jeffyrks@hotmail.com

Resume:- Phil, the narrator, a man in his 60s has met Colin, and begun a
sexual friendship with him.  Colin is a member of a small gay group, called
the Countrymen, and wants Phil to become a member.  He has met the other
members, Kevin a man in his 20s, who had a hard time at school, Archie, or
Vic, who is the local Church of England Vicar, and Tom, an older man, who
spent all his working life as a farm labourer, and in a long standing
relationship with Colin.

The Countrymen Part 13.

In those few months when I was getting to know the Countrymen whenever I
saw Tom alone we always seemed too busy with other things.  We never had a
long conversation together, as I did with the others.  So he never told me
his story.  But he was full of stories.  Some he just told us out of the
blue.  Others were told in direct response to a question, or because
relevant to what we were talking about.  So here are some of Tom's stories.
I have tried to arrange them in what I think are a chronological order, but
I cannot be certain about that.  Sometimes I have kept the conversation
that went on before and or after.

I have tried to transcribe Tom's strong Yorkshire accent.  `Hs' at the
beginning of words make occasional and erratic appearances.  With some
people the aitches appear where the are not meant to appear.  So you might
hear of a humbrella, or a hoperation.  But though Tom might speak like
that,  I have not gone that far.   But one of the unusual features of this
accent is the pronunciation of the word `the'.  Often,  though not always,
it is just a `t' sound before the noun.   So `in the mill'  become `in
t'mill'.  `On the book' becomes `on t'book'.  I hope this is not too
distracting.  But Tom does speak with a strong Yorkshire accent.  Colin a
slight Yorkshire accent.  And Vic a rich plumy received pronunciation. RP
accent.  And as for me - a slight cockney [East London] accent betrays my
roots

Contents.
1.  First sight.
2.  Michael
3.  The Gang -1
4.  The Gang -2
5.  National Service - Regimental Depot.
6.  National Service - Troop Ship.
7.  National Service - Malaya
8.  National Service - Singapore.


1.  First Sight

"I remember long ago.  Must have during t'war.  Things were very different
on farms in them days.  Only rich farmers had tractors, most round `ere
still `ad `orses. At `arvest time everybody as could came out to `elp get
in t'arvest.  There were no combines in them days, only a reaper.  It'd cut
t'corn, and bundle into sheaves.  Then as many as could `elp would put the
sheaves into stooks.  Eight sheaves to a stook it was.  It were a lovely
sight of an evening.  Sun on t'field casting long shadows. The stooks were
out in t'field to dry, before being carted off and put into stacks.  Then
later thresher would come with `is machine, and there'd be bales of straw
to make into another stack, and the threshed wheat would be taken off to
t'mill.

"It were of an evening the youngsters `ould play `fuck chase'.  Not small
kids, but what later came to be called adolescents.  There was a lot of fun
`ad in them days.  This lark was only played at `arvest time."

"What happened then, Tom" asked Kevin eagerly.

"Don't `urry me, young Kevin.  I'll get to t'juicy bit in due time.  All
t'youngsters would meet up in a field that had been freshly cut and
stooked.  Then just when it were beginning to get dark, dusk like.
T'lasses would go off and `ide.  Often they'd `ide in a stook.  There was
just room.  After a few minutes t'lads `ould go in search of t'lasses.  It
were a sort of hide and seek.  When they found one, they'd get in close to
t'lass.  Sometimes there'd be some fucking if t'lass were willing.  Often
there'd be feeling each other and t'lass `ould toss off t'lad.

"Did you play this then, Tom," asked Kevin again.

"Yea.  I were about twelve.  Really too young for it.  But an older guy `ad
told me what went on and I was determined to have a look.  I was interested
in sex even in them young days.  I kept back out of sight until t'lads went
off in search of their lasses.  I saw where some of them `ad gone.  I crept
round the edge of t'field, keeping in t'shadows like.  There were a big
beech tree at t'edge of field.  Pretty dark underneath.  I crept along
keeping in t'shadows.

There were about four or five lads under t'tree.  No lass at all.  They all
`ad their pricks out and were jacking themselves off.  I could just see
their pricks.  I'd never seen such big `ard pricks afore.  They was
enjoying what they was doing.  Soon one of them said `I'm cuming.'  I got a
glimpse of sommat shoot out from'is prick.  T'was first time I ever saw
spunk."

"Did they catch you watching? asked Kevin.

"No.  I crept away."

Vic said, "That sounds to me like a relic of an ancient fertility ritual.
Babes born in the spring had the best chance of survival, and to be born in
the spring you had to be conceived in the autumn.  I wonder how widely that
was played.  Have you heard of it?" he asked turning to the three of us.

None of us had.

"I must do some investigating." said Vic.

 2.  Michael

All five of us had just had a very enjoyable time together.  Kevin was
lying back, stark naked of course, completely shattered having fucked three
of us.  The rest of us were lying round the room recovering.

It was Kevin who asked the question.  "Tom, when was it you first had sex
with a man?"

"Oooh.  That were a long long time ago.  It were just after the war.  It
must `ave been about 1947.  Yea, I were about 12.  There'd been an `ard
winter, lots of snow.  Plenty of sledging.  School were very cold, not much
coal for stoking t'boiler.  It were in t' early summer.  We `ad a good
summer that year, I remember.

"Well, there were this man in our village.  Remember, I were brought up
over in t'West Riding; not `ere abouts.  There were this man Michael.  `E
was the village `ero.  Been all through t'war.  Enlisted in September `39
though he were under age.  Lied about it.  `E went into t'army.  After `is
training `e went over to France.  `E got a medal rescuing a couple of
wounded mates while under Gerry fire.  Then `e got a wound in his inner
thigh on the beaches at Dunkirk.  `E was soon patched up and shipped out to
Egypt.  There `e was in t'Eigth Army.  `E was at El Alamain, got another
medal for some attack on a Gerry strong point on `is `tod [own].  Then `e
got wounded again, this time in `is right buttock.  `E said `e got wounded
after doing the thing that got `im a medal.  `E was in t'victory parade in
Tripoli in front of Georgie boy."

"Georgie boy?" asked Kevin.

"King George the Sixth, you twit!  Then `e were in the landings in Sicily
got another fucking medal, this time for holding together an isolated group
of soldiers when under an attack from the Gerry infantry.  Monty [General
Montgomery] said he `elped save the day.  Got another wound later when
crossing to Italy.  This time it were in t'other bum cheek.  Then `e were
sent `ome to Blighty to prepare for second front.  So `e was in Normandy,
not D day, but D plus two, if I remember rightly.  `E got `is next medal
crossing the Seine.  The wound came some months later crossing t'Rhine.
That were a bad one, in `is stomach.  `E were lucky to get out of that one
alive.  So `e came back to our village a real `ero.  Everyone said `ow
brave `e'd been.  `E were asked to lay t'wreath at War Memorial on
Remembrance Days.  Only old Major Smith a retired officer in the Indian
Army, `e `ad his nose put out of joint.  Didn't like that at all, as `e'd
always done it afore.  Michael got a job in a bank, and settled back into
civvy life.  `E lived alone in `is cottage at the edge of t'village.  `Is
Mum `ad died just before the end of t'war.  All adults in village thought
`e were a great guy for what `ed done in t'war.  The local lads thought `e
were great for sommat else.  You see, there were another side to our
Michael.

"First I knew was when a lad, a year older than me, asked if Michael `ad
shown me scars of `is wounds.  `No,' I said.  `If `e likes you, `e will
show you.  Its nice when `e shows you,' said this lad, with a laugh.  I
`eard `e was covered in scars, and being a nosey little boy I wanted to see
`em.  Next time I saw Michael in t'village, I said `ello to `im.  Soon `e
were saying `ello back to me.  One day `e stopped and asked me my name.
Next time we met, he stopped and said, `Tom, `ow are you today?'  `Fine,' I
says.  `Are you feeling thirsty?  Would you like some lemonade at my
place?'  `Yes, please,' I said.  I even remembered me manners.  So I went
back with `im to `is place.

"Didn't folk in village suspect anything?" asked Vic.

"No, not in them days.  It were a different world.  `E were an `ero.
Everybody thought `e'd be a good influence on t'boys in the village."

"So what happened asked Kevin?" who was always eager to know the details of
any sexual seduction.

"Don't `urry me Kev.  I went back to Michael's house.  We went in.  I
noticed `e locked door.  Then he got us both drinks of lemonade.  He led me
through into `is sitting room.  And we sat down together.  He started
asking me about friends. Who my friends was.  I think he was working out
who of my friends had seen `is scars.  After a while he put his arm round
back of me, and held me close.  It were nice.  I liked it.  So I snuggled
up closer to him.  He must `ave talked for about half an hour or more.
Then he gave me a quick kiss on the top of head, and suggested I be going
home.  So I went off home.  I liked him.

"I called round on him a few days later, but there was no answer, though I
thought there were someone in the house.  Strange `ow you can sense when
somebody is at home or not.  About ten days later I called again.  He were
in.  He were obviously pleased to see me.  `Come on in, Tom lad,' he said,
`Drink?  Same as before?'  Again he locked the door, and when he'd got the
drinks we sat together.  I straight way snuggled up to him.  `You like a
nice cuddle don't you?' said Michael.  I nodded.  `Most boys are starved of
physical affection, and like a nice cuddle, especially from another man.'
It were summat I'd never got from me Dad.  He put his arm round me again,
and I put an arm round his back.  He smiled at me, and gave me a kiss on my
forehead.  `And what have you been up to since we last chatted?' he
asked. We talked for quite a while, and then I asked him about what it were
like being a soldier in t'war.  He told me a bit.  This time with his hand
he started stroking my neck and ear.  He were doing it almost absent
mindedly, but I now know it were part of `is technique.  That's as far as
`e went that time.

"Was it third time lucky?  asked Kevin.

"Who be telling this story, you or me, young Kevin? You just want hear
t'dirty bits.  Well, next time I went round to Michael's it were all
exactly t'same.  Only this time `e put a `and on my knee.  You know, and `e
gently stroked my knee and just above.  I like the feel, and felt my prick
begin to go `ard. `Do you like that?' asked Michael.  I nodded.  `When
you're at home what do they call what you pee with?' asked Michael pointing
at my crotch.  `We call it my dickie.'  `Is your dickie hard,' asked
Michael.  `Yes,' I said, and felt a bit funny about admitting it.  Michael
move `is hand up, and felt me Dickie.  `You've got a nice one in there,' he
said.  I began to feel funny all over.  Then he pushed a finger in between
the buttons of my flies.  I felt his finger feeling my cock. `Like that?'
he asked.  `Yea.  Never felt anything like it?' I replied.  He then undid
my flies and pulled out my cock.  He immediately lowered his head on to me.
My cock was into his warm wet mouth.  I felt his tongue feel all around my
cock.  `Do you like that?' he asked again.  I think my answer was a mixture
of a nod and a moan of of pleasure.  He went back and sucked me."

"Did you shoot your load?" asked Kevin.

"No.  I hadn't starting cuming then.  I did feel a bit tingly while `e were
doing it.  After a while he stopped.  And put my cock away, and did up my
fly buttons.  `That's enough for today.  If you want some more, call round
again.'"

"I bet you were soon round there again."

"You're right young Kevin.  I were.  When Michael opened the door he said,
`I know what you've come for!  Come on in.'  He locked the door again,
before getting us a couple of glasses of lemonade.  We sat down together.
He put an arm round me.  `How's your dickie been?  Getting hard at all?'
`Yes, especially when I think about here, and also first thing in the
morning.'  `You'll be shooting your load soon, Tom.  And then you'll be a
real man.'  `I've seen older boys shooting their spunk,' I said.  `You'll
soon be doing that.'  He put his hand on my crotch and then started to undo
my belt and all my trouser buttons.  `Shall we take em right off this
time?' he asked.  I got up and took my trousers and pants off and stood in
front of him, holding up my shirt with a hand.  `You're a beautiful boy
Tom.'  With one hand he began to stroke my stomach and thighs, and legs.
`I think we could do all this better upstairs.  Follow me.'  I picked up my
clothes and followed him upstairs.  He led the way into `is bedroom.  `Why
don't you take them all off.'  I got completely undressed and he picked me
up and placed me on the bed.  He knelt at the side of the bed and again
took my cock into his mouth.  This time he could deal with my balls.  One
of his hands worked under me bum, and he felt into my crack with his
fingers.  After a while he stopped, and sat up on the edge of the bed
looking down at me.  `Would you like to see my dickie, Tom?'  `Yes, please,
and your scars.'  He grinned.  `Okay then.'  He stood up and pulled off his
shirt, and he showed me the scar of his wound on his stomach.  I looked at
the small patch of dark hair in the middle of his chest.  Then he took off
his trousers, and stood in his kecks [underpants].  The bulge seemed to me
to be like a giant's.  There were a big wet spot where the tip of his prick
was.  `You take them off for me,' said Tom.  I got off the bed, and very
slowly reached out for his pants.  I pulled the waist band down.  I was gob
smacked at the amount of hair he'd got, and sticking out of the forest was
this great pole of a prick."

"Just like yours," said Kevin.

"No I think mine ended up bigger than `is" said Tom.  "There were a shiny
drop of wet on the tip.  `You can touch it.  I like it being touched as
much as you do yours,' said Michael.  I slowly reached out my hand and felt
it.  `It won't bite,' said Tom, with a laugh.  I put my whole hand to it,
and held it.  `That's better,' said Michael.  `I think our cocks should
meet, don't you,' added Michael.  `Get on the bed, lad.'  I got on the bed
and he came and lay down aside me, so our cocks were together.  `That's
better, mine likes that.  Does your's?'  `But your'un's so big,' I
exclaimed.  `Yours will be as big, if not bigger, when you're fully grown.
Anyway size doesn't matter.  Its what you do with it, and what fun it gives
you that really matters,' said Michael.  He then rolled over on to `is back
and pulled me on top, keeping our cocks together.  He kissed me on the
mouth, and with his hands gently felt me bum.  `You all right, young Tom?
Like it?  Want some more?'  `Yes, please, Michael,' I said.  His fingers
explored my hole, very gently touching it.  There was no attempt to push a
finger in.  `You like that don't you, Tom?'  I nodded.  He kept me on top
of `im for quite a while.  I liked all that he were doing.  That's as far
as `e went that day."

"There was the day when he wanked off in front of me, and I saw close `and
`is cock shoot out `is thick white spunk."

"He certainly didn't rush things with you, did he?" said Vic.

"E were a good teacher.  It kept me coming back for more.  We always began
where we'd left off last time.  Then there was time when `e were sucking
away at my cock, I `ad this feeling come all over me.  I know I wriggled on
the bed, but Michael held me firmly and kept his mouth on my cock.
Suddenly there was this tremendous feeling and I felt something pour from
my cock into `is mouth.  Michael swallowed every drop.  Then he looked down
on me, `Tom, you're now a man.  No longer a boy, but a man.  You've done it
lad.  Let's celebrate.'  He stood up and stark naked went downstairs and
came back with a couple of bottles of beer.  `To celebrate your becomming a
man,' e said.  We sat up on the bed, his arm round me, and me close to him,
both in our nothings, and I drank my first full bottle of beer.  I'd tasted
some of dad's at `ome, but never `ad a full bottle.  That night in bed,
with a torch under the bed clothes I tossed myself off, and saw my spunk
shoot out."

"So, that was the beginning of you life of sexual activitiy?" said Vic.

"Yea.  The real sadness of my life," said Tom with a very serious and sad
face, "Is that I have never been able to get enough of it."

All of us just collapsed with laughter.

"But that weren't t'end of story with Michael.  Next time I went `e didn't
lock the door.  I think, if I remember rightly he was beginning to get `is
fingers up me, `e said `e wanted to get `is prick into me.  Must say that
worried me a bit. `Is prick were so big.  `Your'un's too big.  It'll `urt,'
I says.  He cuddled me and kissed me, `Tom lad, `ave I `urt you so far?'
`No Michael, you aint,' I says.  `Well then I don't want to start `urting
you.  I want to put my cock up you many many times, and I want you to go on
liking men's cocks up you.  If I really `urt you, you won't want to come
back `ere again, will you?'  I nodded.  `Well, Tom, I'll be honest with
you.  It'll probably `urt a bit the first few times, but once the starting
`urt is over you'll like it, and be running back `ere to have me do it to
you again and again.'  `Can I put mine up you as well,' I asked.
`Certainly Tom.  I'd love to `ave you shoot your spunk into me.  Do you
want to do it to me first, before I try doing it to you?' I nodded.  I were
a guy of few words in them days."

"You certainly aren't now," muttered Kevin under his breath.

"I `eard that young Kevin.  There's only one way I know to silence your
gob, and that's to shove a fucking cock in it.  `Scuse my language, your
Holiness,"

We all laughed.

"Well, get on with your story," said Vic.

"You're just as bad as t'lad.  I would have thought your Divineship
wouldn't want to be `earing t'ot bits."

"Get on with the story, Tom, you're a real prick tease with your stories,"
said Colin.

"Well.  Michael got some grease of some sort, and smeared it up his
backside, and then he smeared it on my cock.  He got me to lie down flat on
t'bed, with my cock sticking straight up.  He knelt over me, and lowered
himself on to my cock.  It went in easily When he were in `e asked if I
liked it.  `E kept saying what lovely kid I was.  I shot my spunk into `im
quite quickly.  When I were soft again, he got off me.  Then he greased up
his fingers, and told me to lie on my front.  With his finger he gently
felt round my `ole.  Then he pushed one finger in, he did it very slowly
and gently.  It didn't `urt at all.  Then he tried with two finger, that
`urt a bit, so `e kept telling me to relax.  Eventually he got both in, and
I began to like it.  After a while he said that that were enough for that
day, and that `e might try to get `is cock in next time.  He asked me to
suck `im off, which I did."

"How soon were you around at Michael's for you next instruction?" asked
Vic.

"I've forgotten now.  I don't think it were very long."

Again we all laughed.

"I don't see I've said anything funny," said Tom.

"You and Kevin are equally insatiable when it comes to anything to do with
sex," said Vic.

"I `aven't noticed you `olding back, your divineship," said Tom.

We all laughed again.

"Next time he tried it with `is prick, and got it in."

"Did you like it?" asked Kevin.

"It `urt a bit at first.  But `e kept still for quite a while, and I began
to think, `I like this.'

"And liked it ever since," said Kevin with a laugh.

"Who'e telling this yarn?  You or me?"

"Sorry Tom, carry on." said Kevin.

"Then he began to move it.  First of all just flicking it, you know what I
mean!  Then he started in and out with it.  All `time he were stroking my
back with `is `ands, and bending over to kiss me.  `You're a lovely lad
Tom,' he kept saying.  But I were enjoying `is great prick in me, as much
as `e were enjoying `aving it in me.  He `eld on for a long while.  Then `e
said, `I'm about to shoot a great load of spunk into you Tom, is you
ready?'  I felt `im stiffen even more, `is `ole body went rigid, then I
felt `is monster prick shoot, and great wads of red hot spunk were into
me."

"I thought it'd be white hot," said Kevin.

"That's it.  You keep interrupting.  You can tell the story now, Kevin."

Much as we tried, on that occasion we couldn't get Tom to continue.

3.  The Gang 1

Another time I was with Tom and Colin.

"Tom," I said, "When you were a youngster, did you only have sex with
Michael?"

He laughed.  "No way.  When he were breaking me in, he always locked t'door
before we went upstairs to `is bedroom.  But I noticed once he'd `ad me, he
didn't lock t'door no more.  I had heard knocks on front door in one or two
of those times when he was teachin me `ow to do it.  But one time when he
were fucking me good and `ard, there was knock on front door, and I `eard
t'door open and someone called up.  I was shit scared that we was going to
be caught at it.  But Michael `ardly missed a stroke, and called out `I'm
busy, enjoy yourselves.'  Then I `eard a whole lot of footsteps coming up
stairs.  I thought we're for it now.  But they all went into t'other
bedroom.  `It's alright,' said Michael to me, `It's only some of t'lads,
come for some fun.'  He carried on screwing me, and shot `is load.

"'Let's see `ow they're getting on,' says Michael, and he gets off the bed
and stark naked goes through the door, and I `ear t'door of t'other bedroom
opening.  Then `e come back and beckons to me.  I gets off the bed, and
follow `im.  He stands in the door way of t'other bedroom, and just looks
in.  I look round `is side.  There was three guys in the bedroom.  Two were
on the floor, one shagging t'other as `ard as though there were no
tomorrow, and the third, not a bloody stitch on `im sitting in a chair,
with `is legs wide open playing with his cock.  `Like a drink lads?' said
Michael.  They all said `yes,' and Michael went off down stairs.  I stood
there gob-smacked.  I recongnised t'lad in chair.  He too lived in
t'village.

"He beckoned to me, and I walked over to `im.  Rather slowly as I were not
knowing what `e might do.  `Come and sit on my lap,' `e said.  I did.
`You're a nice young lad.  `Ave you been `aving fun with Michael?'  I
nodded.  `Enjoy it?'  `Yea, great!' I replied.  He kissed me and started
stroking my thigh.  My prick immediately went `ard.  `I see you like it.
Your dickie knows all about these things.'  He put his head down, and
started sucking my prick.  With one `and I stroked his head, and with the
other I reached down and took `old of `is prick.

"Michael came back upstairs with a tray with glasses of lemonade on it.
`Enjoying yourself, Tom?' he asked.  `Yea.'  `Good, that's what its about.
A lot of lads come round `ere whenever they want some fun.'

"Did you go round a lot?"  I asked.

"That's a damn fool question, Phil.  What do'yer think?"

We all laughed.

4.  The Gang 2.

Another time Tom and Kevin were round at my place.  We had just had a good
session together, and even Kevin was recuperating over a cup of coffee.

"I suppose, Tom, that Michael and his friends in your younger days were
sort of foreurnners of the Countrymen?"

"I suppose they were, Kev."

"How many guys were there involved?" I asked.

Tom counted up using his fingers, sometimes speaking aloud.  "Fred, Frank,
Ivor, Bobbie, John S., and John G., the Forsyte brothers, I think there
must've been something between fifteen and twenty.  I can't remember
exactly.  It were a long while ago. Over fifty years.  An' there was some
coming and going, older ones going off to do National Service, and younger
ones being brought into it by Michael.  I was involved for six years, from
age of twelve when I started until I were eighteen and went off to do my
National Service."

"So you got in a lot of sex then in that time?" asked Kevin.

A slow grin spread over Tom weather beaten face.  "It were a great time.  I
had lot of pricks up my arse and in my mouth, and my prick were busy with
t'lads."

"Did all the action take place at Michael's?" I asked.

"No.  We knew who was in t'gang, and we'd get together whenever we could.
I remember soon after I'd started I met t'lad, who lived a few doors up
t'road from us, round at Michael's.  He were a few years older then me.
One afternoon coming back from school I met `im.  `Hi Tom, me lad.  How's
you today?'  `Fine now school's over,' I said.  `Fancy a quick shag, my
folk are all out until the 6.30 bus gets in,' he said.  `Okay then.  Fine
by me.'  He led the way into `is `ouse, and up to `is bedroom.  No words
were needed, we both stripped off.  `You've got a lovely bum, Tom.  I want
to fuck you.'  I took `old of `is cock, which `ardened up straight away.
`'Ow do you want me?' I asked.  `Doggie fashion.'  I knelt on t'bed,
shoving my arse in t'air.  He got up behind me, and with some grease of
some sort, he shoved `is prick in. `E were a good fucker.  Shot a nice load
of spunk into me.  Then I shagged `im same way.  After that we did it a
lot, sometimes at `is place, sometimes at mine, and when both lots of folk
were at `ome we often did it in the shed at the bottom of `is garden.  That
were the sort of thing that `appened."


5.  National Service - Regimental Depot.

Once when Tom and I were together at my house I asked him.  "Did you get
involved in anything when you did your National Service?"

"Sex you mean?"

"Naturally!"

"Cors I did.  And plenty of it."

"Weren't you afraid of getting caught, and court martialed with a
dishonourable discharge or whatever happened.?"

"Had to be careful, but if you kept your eyes open there were some of it
going on.  I remember when I had finished my basic training I were posted
to t'Suffolks.  I ask you, me a good honest Yorkshireman posted to t'Silly
Suffolks.  Still I suppose it were better than to t'Lincolnshire
Yellowbellies. [Footnote 1] I `ad to go down to Bury St Edmunds in t'middle
of Suffolk.  It were a hutted camp on edge of town.  It were coldest place
I ever were at.  I know why I were posted there.  Because Suffolks were out
in Malaya and they needed more men.  Each `ut `ad a coal fired stove in
t'middle of it.  It were warm by lights out, and freezing cold by reveille.
You know when corporal came round shouting, `Hands off cocks and onto
socks.'"

We both laughed at that memory of military service years ago.

"I were there there for a few weeks waiting to go out to Malaya.  Strange
sort of time, busy doing nothing, like so much army life.  Well, it were
like this.  I had to go to the stores to get summat.  Forgot what now.  A
guy said to me `Don't stay too long with the storeman.  He's one of those
you knows.'  I pricked up my ears, `One of what?'  ` `E's Shirt lifter,' `e
replied.  The storeman were a lance-jack [lance corporal - lowest rank of
non commissioned officer].  When I went to stores, `e looked to me a nice
looking man.  `E were a tall lad, and `ad blond wavy `air.  I talked to `im
for some minutes, just to see what see what sort of guy `e were. `E were
all right!

"Next I saw `im at cookhouse `avin `is meal.  `E were sitting with t'other
lance jacks.  So I sat were I could watch `im.  He saw me looking at `im,
and I looked away.  When I looked back at `im `e were looking at me.  This
`appened several times.  Next evening I went to the NAAFI to get summat to
eat, and I were just sitting down enjoying a nice plate of egg and chips
when `e walked in.  He went and bought summat to eat, and came and sat
opposite me.  `E were a real Suffolk lad, so `e asked where I was from as I
talked different.  We talked away for some time, about t'army, `ome, and
what we hoped to do when we was demobbed.  He was going to work on a farm
as I `oped to do.  Then I said to `im, `Which `ut are you in?'  `I ain't in
no `ut `e replied.  `I got my own room in t'stores.  Storeman `as to watch
over stores in case of a fire or a break in.'  `That sounds nice and
cushy,' I replied.  `Tis,' he said, `Want to see it?  I got some beer
there.'  `Okay then, show me.'  We finished what we was eating, and left.
`My name's Roy,' `e said.  `Mine's Tom,' and we shook `ands.

"We walked over to the stores, and `e got out some keys, and unlocked door.
We went in.  `Follow me,' `e said, and took `old of me `and and led me
through stores.  `If I put light on there is always some guy who thinks
there are someone in t'stores as shouldn't be,' e said.  There weren't much
light through the windows.  Then he unlocked another door, and `e put a
light on.  It were a small room.  There was the usual army bed, a locker,
the usual army folding table and a chair.  `E got out a bottle of beer,
opened it, and poured it out into a couple of mugs.  `Sorry no glasses,
army don't issue those,' `e said.  We sat side by side on the bed.  The
window `ad a blanket up at it.  `I like your curtain,' I says.  `Yea, I
need to put that up, or I have guys looking in.  There is always some
bright spark who wants to know what is going on in t'stores at night time.'
`Do you get inspected?' I asked.  `About once a month.  The sargeant major
says, I want to inspect your room tomorrow, so get it clean and tidy and
all your pin ups put away.'  I looked around, and there weren't no pin ups
to be seen.  `I don't see no pin ups,' I said.  `Not on show.  My pin up, I
keep `id,' he said.  `Where then?' I asked.  `Back of me locker door,' `e
says.  `Show me it, then,' I asked. `You mayn't like it.'  `Go on show me.'

" `E got up off the bed, and opened `is locker door.  And there before my
bloomin eyes was this picture.  It were French, I knew that `cause there
were words in Frog lingo written on it.  It were smashing.  It were of a
young man, no clothes at all, standing with his back to camera, but looking
in a full length mirror so you could see `im full frontal like as well.  He
`ad a smashing bum, my `ands just itched to get a feel of them.  And his
prick.  it were perfect.  Hanging down like a a great soft cigar, with the
head peeping out of `is foreskin.  `Like `im?' asked my lance corporal
friend.  `I should say,' I replied.  `Thought you'd like `im,' said Roy.

" `E left the door of his locker open and came to sit alongside me on
t'bed.  `I can lie in bed, and look at `im.  I've `ad `im and `is `ad me in
every way in me thoughts,' said Roy.  `I bet.  I could toss me self off
every night for a year looking at `im,' I said.  `I bet you're just as good
to look at, and better to `ave fun with,' said Roy.  We looked at each
other face to face.  Roy reached out his `and and put it on my knee. I gave
him a grin, and did the same to `im.  Roy moved `is hand up, and began to
feel my `ardening prick.  I put my hand on `is crotch, and began to undo
`is flies.  I fiddled around for a moment, but soon got Roy's prick out.
It were much like the one on the French guy in the picture.  Its skin were
quite dark, and t'head was just beginning to have a look to see what was
goin' on.  Then a small drop of precum appeared on t'ead.  I bent over and
licked it off.  `That's great,' I said, `Better than anything you can get
in the NAAFI.'  I put `is prick in my mouth. It `ardened straight away. I
washed it with my tongue, and gave it a good suck.  Roy moaned with
pleasure, `You've done that before.  You're a bloody expert.  You can come
and suck my prick any time of the day or night.

" `Is `and reached and felt my prick.  `E soon `ad `im out.  `I think we've
got too many clothes on don't you?'  said Roy.  We both stood up and
removed our shirts and trousers, and we stood infront of each other in our
green army issue pants.  `Let me take your kecks off,' I said.  `Kecks!
What the bloody hell are they?'  `Those green things that are covering up
what I want to see and touch,' I replied.  I reached forward, and pulled
his kecks down.  I could now see `im properly.  `E were quite a hairy man.
Real thick patch round `is prick.  But `is prick was now standing out hard
and proud, t'ead completely seen.  I put my fingers round it, and began to
toss `im off.  `E were still feeling my prick, then he put his hand down
and got `old of my prick.  I pulled my kecks down, and kicked them off.  We
stood there for several minutes, just feeling with our `ands, our pricks,
and balls and bums.  Then `e move `is `ead closer, and we came together to
kiss.  `I wondered if you were into that,' `e said.  `Yea, I like it.
Though not every guy does,' I replied.

"We pressed into each other, pricks against pricks.  Both of us were oozing
a lot of precum, so our pricks really began to slide together.  Roy then
backed onto the bed, and lay down pulling me on top of him.  We kissed, our
arms held each other, our pricks rubed against each other, and our hairy
legs moved to feel as much of each other as possible.  On an army bed if
two men are doing it together then one `as to be on top of t'other.  That
night that were all we did.  I'd only tossed myself off for weeks, so being
with another guy were great.  I knew I were soon going to cum.  I felt it
mounting, I tried to hold back.  Roy knew I was trying to `old it off, but
he just held me, and moved against me.  `Go on, let it out,' he said.  Soon
my prick were shoot great gushes of spunk on to `is belly.  I must've
triggered it for `im.  He started thrusting up at me, and I felt a fresh
load of `ot spunk cum between us.  We lay there, panting, out of breath.
It were a great time."

"Did you see any more of this Roy?" I asked.

"Yea.  Each night until I were posted to Malaya.  We had a go at everything
a couple of men can do together.  `E were a great guy.  Into
everything. Great fun.  I reckon that bunk of `is must `ave seen a lot of
things taking place while `e was storeman.  `E told me there were usually
two or three guys at any one time who liked it."

6.  National Service - Troop Ship.

A couple of weeks later I had arrived at Colin's for my weekly sleep over.
Colin was busy somewhere on the farm.  Tom greeted me, and I asked him if
he would like a cup of tea.  So we made our way into Colin's kitchen and I
began to mash some tea.

"Tom," I said, "last time you told me about your time in the Army.  You
said you went out to Malaya, did you have any fun out there?"

"Yea, but I also had some on the way.  We went out to Singapore on a troop
ship.  It seemed to take ages.  Went through the Med, and Suez Canal, down
Red Sea, and then the long crossing to Singapore."

"What was it like on a troop ship?"

"Grim.  We were crowded and for a lot of the time it were unbearably `ot.
`Specially going down the Red Sea.  I found the `eat on the ship worse than
what we found in Malaya, and that's saying summat.  I think it were because
we were couped up like a lot of `ens in a `en house.  They made us keep as
fit as possible doing boring exercises and such like."

"Some nice men with you?" I asked.

"Aye.  Too many of them, in too small a space.  Everything you did seemed
to be in the company of at least ten other guys.  But I did score once."

"Only once, Tom!"

"I know that were bad going for me.  There were the usual rivalry and
banter between the sailors and us soldiers.  They kept on about their being
ready to take us off when we got slung out of Malaya.  They `ad a long list
of times when the navy `ad rescued t'army.  Corunna, Norway, Dunkirk and so
on.  We just `ad to grin and bear it.  Big `eaded lot them sailors,
`specially when we're on one of their ships.  There weren't a great deal of
mixing between the two.  There was however one young sailor that caught my
eye.  He were a little taller than me.  He had brown `air and blue eyes.
He had a great body, and as for his bum.  It were perfect, and perfectly
outlined in `is uniform.  I licked my lips at the sight of `im, and just
wanted to get my `ands on `im."

"Did you?"

"Phil, you're as bad as young Kevin always wanting to get straight to the
sexy bits.  At your age you should've learnt summat about patience."

Fully reproved I kept quiet.

"This sailor man must `ave seen me eyeing `im.  Our eyes caught each other.
`E grinned at me.  Then when he saw me `e would grin and waggle `is arse
ever so slightly.  `E knew what I'd like, and it seemed to me `e'd `ave
liked to give it me.

"Then one day I were on deck, with no guys very near me, and `e came and
stood by me.  `I know what you'd like,' `e said.  I smiled at `im, and gave
him a slight nod.  `And I'd like to give it you, and take some of same from
you.'  Some other guys moved closer so `e walked on.

"Then when we was going through t'canal we were lining the rail and
watching the scene.  There were these wogs [See footnote 1] wearing their
night shirt things.  The voice of my sailor spoke out behind us, `I wonder
what they wear under their nightshirts?'  `Same as a Scotsman under `is
kilt,' answered the chap to my right, `That way they're ready for anything,
piss, fuck or tossing off at a moments notice,' said another.  `None of all
our undoing fly buttons amd have to pull your prick out through layers of
clothes.'  We all laughed.

"Later that same day, I were as near alone as you could get, when the
sailor lad came and stood beside me.  `It's difficult to find somewhere
private on a troopship.  I know several places, but they're strictly out of
bounds to you guys, and you'd `ave to pass through our quarters to get
there.  `I'll `ave to think of summat.'  `E gave me bum a light tap as `e
walked off.

`So we sailed on down the Red Sea, and out into the Indian Ocean.  It were
still `ot, but it were fresher.  I don't know `ow guys during the war
survived troopship.  We could go up on deck for a breath of fresh air, and
a smoke at night.  They couldn't light a fag, or even just smoke in case
they was seen by a U Boat.  Late one night, I went up on deck for some
peace, and a quiet smoke, before turning in.  There were a few others up
there at that time doing the same thing.  My sailor came along, and
whispered in my ear, `Put your fag out and follow me.'  I threw my fag in
t'sea and followed `im.

" `E led t'way round deck.  There was a dark corner, completely out of any
of the lights.  We went into it, and `e opened a door.  We both went in,
and `e shut t'door.  `This is a small store, ain't much room, but it will
`ave to do,' `e said.  I reached out, and felt just `ow small it were.  `E
grabbed `old of me.  And one of `is `ands went straight down to my prick.
`You know what you want,' I whispered.  `Yea, I reckon you've got a nice
cock in there.'  Now you probably know Phil by now, that I ain't slow in
getting a `ard on.' "

I laughed.

"I got my `ands on him, and felt down to `is prick.  `E `ad it out already.
It were `alf `ard.  With my `and to it, it were soon `ard.  It felt good.
I couldn't tell if `e were cut or not.  We were in total darkness.  `Cor,
yours is mighty long,' `e whispered.  `I'd like that up my arse.'  `There's
nowhere I would like to put it more.  I've been watching your bum since we
set sail, my `ands itching to get at you, and my prick getting `ard at
thought of it.'  `I'll wet it,' `e said.  I `eard `im moving, and `is hands
feeling me.  `E got `old of me prick again, and I felt `im put it in my
mouth.  `E slobbered over it, giving it plenty of spit. Then `e moved
again, and `olding my cock I felt `im place between `is bum cheeks.  I
pushed, and in it went, and `e pushed `is bum back onto me.

"That feel's great.  It's good to `ave a real long un in there,' `e said.
I reached round to get `old of `is prick.  It were as `ard as iron by
then. As I ran my thumb over the `ead, I could feel it wet with `is precum.
`E were oozing a lot, so I smeared `is cock, and it all became a nice
slippery `andful.  So I fucked `im, and played with `is prick.  I took it
long and slow.  I weren't going to hurry this.  It were too good an
opportunity to rush.  This sailor lad groaned softly.  I could tell `e were
enjoying it.  I know I were.  I don't know `ow long we were at it, but I
know it were a good long time.

"We timed it well.  I could tell that `e were coming to t'boil, so I made
it so I shot off at t'same time.  I felt a great gush of me lovely `ot
spunk pour out into `im.  Same time `is prick jerked and I felt some of `is
`ot spunk run down over me `and.  We stood there panting `ard.  My prick
softened and slipped out of `im.  `E turned and we stood for a while
kissing.  Then we had to tidy oursleves up, and slip out of the cubby `ole
we was in."

"Did you do it with him again?"

"Sadly no.  There were no chance for it."

7.  National Service - Malaya.

It was later that evening, Tom, Colin and I were drinking cans of bitter.
I always find sex thirsty work.

"Did you see any action in Malaya?" I asked Tom.

"Action?  Action? What sort of action?  Fucking action or fucking
fighting?"

"Both," I replied.

"Well, I `ad both.  Soon as we landed at Singapore we were into jungle
training.  Never experienced anything like t'jungle.  It were hot and
`umid.  You just `ad to move and you was sweating. It were awful.  There
seemed to be creepy crawlies everywhere.  Got bit all over.  Leeches, them
was `orrible.  We learnt `ow to live, and move in t'jungle.

"Then we was moved up into Malaya proper, and were told to expect action.
T'Suffolks did bloody well in Malaya.  The lads from off the farms of
Suffolk were a patient lot, and lot of the time were spent waiting.  Our
lot would find some path used by the terrorists, and we would lay an
ambush.  A company of our guys would go off and lay in wait.  Sometimes a
long day, many days `ould go by before anyone came along.  Often we'd be in
t'jungle and we'd see no Commies, [See footnote 3] and see no action. When
we moved into position we couldn't use their paths, they'd know we was
around.  Sometimes they'd find one of our paths, and we `unters became
t'unted.  We'd have our camp `undred yards or so off their trail.  A
platoon of us'ld be taking turns watching the trail.

"Of course, one of the things in Malaya, we wasn't allowed to use soap or
`specially tooth paste, and of course, no fires or cooking.  Reckoned the
Commies would smell us `undred yards off.  I don't think they could, but we
`ad to obey orders.  After several days in the jungle we'd be stinking to
`igh `eaven.  We'd be in t'jungle for several days at a time.  It were a
real long waiting game.

"Our company officer were a Lieutentant Todd.  `e were a young guy just out
of University.  `E looked if was still at school.  `E were a good officer,
fair, strict over the things that mattered, not too much bull [See footnote
4] when we was in camp.  Strict that your rifle was clean, not so worried
about t'other things.

"Well, one evening we'd just come off watching trail.  Been there three
days and nothing `ad come along.  We'd got back to camp, and `ad `ad summat
to eat. We were getting ready to settle down for t'night.  We slept in twos
in among all them trees and plants.  I were sort of Todd's messenger man,
so `e liked me by `im.  Don't think I were `is batman [Servant] , them were
back at camp.  He looked at me, and said, `Private Scaife, you stink!'
`Sir, if I may say so, so do you!'  He sniffed his arm `oles, `Yea, I do,'
`e said.  We both laughed.  `E were a good officer.

"That night.  It were real dark under all them trees. I was sleeping two or
three feet away from Toddie.  I were fast asleep.  Then I woke to feel
summat on me leg.  I thought for a moment it were a snake or summat, but it
were an `and.  Toddie's `and were feeling me.  I lay there still.  I
wondered what `e were up to, but it felt nice.  Then I felt `im move up
close to me.  `Is `and were reaching up my thigh.  `Does `e want a bit of
fun?' I thought.  I pretended to be still asleep, and then turned on to me
back, so `e could get at me easier.  He moved `is `and up and began to feel
my prick.  I don't need to tell you two what it were up to."

"If I know you Tom, it was already hard and straight," said Colin.

"Not straight! My prick ain't ever been straight, I likes guys too much.  I
felt `im undo my flies and put `is hand in.  `E put `is `and round my
prick, and began to toss me off.  I just caught `old of his wrist and held
it.  `E stopped trying to move `is `and.  `I thought you might like some
relief,' `e whispered in my ear.  `You just carry on, Sir.  I could sure do
withsome of that relief.'  I let go of `is wrist, and `e continued tossing
me off.  With my other `and I began to feel around for `im. Remember all
this were done in t'dark.  I found `is crotch, and were soon touching `is
family jewels.  I undid `im, and got them out, so I could wank `im
properly.  We both lay on our backs, enjoying tossing each other.  `e were
gollock-handed [left handed] so it were easy to do it side by side.  I've
forgotten who came first.  I know I shot a mighty load that night, and it
felt `ed done t'same.

"Before `e pulled away from me, `e said, `If you get some local leave in
Singapore go the Green Dragon in something or other street.  There're some
nice young Malayan and Chinese lads there.'

"Did you do anything more with Lieutenant Todd," I asked.

"No.  `E was soon posted back to Blighty [Soldiers term for Britain]. `E'd
nearly done `is National Service."

"Did you get to the Green Dragon?" I asked.

"Yea."

"Did you see any of the other sort of action?"

"Yes, but that's another story."  Tom looked at his watch.  "Is that the
time.  Jenny'll be `aving my guts for garters if I don't move.  The Green
Dragon will `ave to wait for another time."

Wth that he was off.

8.  National Service - Singapore.

It was only the next day, when Tom came back to the farm to do somethings
for Colin that I had the chance to find out more from him.

"So Tom, did you get to the Green Dragon in Singapore?"

A broad grin spread slowly over his face as he remembered his visit.  "Oh
yes.  I went there.  Outwardly it was a small Malayan eating place in a
ginnel [Alleyway] of Singapore.  Sort of place the MPs [Military Police]
would've wanted to be out of bounds. I went in and was pleased to see that
I wasn't t'only squaddie there.  I ordered something to eat and drink.
There was nothing special about t'place, and I began to wonder why Toddie
had said that I'd like it.  There was an older Chinese man, who were a sort
of gaffer [Foreman or boss] .  He seemed to go from table to table and chat
with any men there.  I tried to hear what he said but he talked very softly
and there were a lot of music from a radio, and a lot of general noise in
t'place.

"Eventually this older guy came over to where I were sitting.  He sat down
opposite me.  He asked about me meal, and where I was from.  Then he asked,
`You been here before?'  `No,' I said.  `How did you find it?  It's not
easy to find in a big busy city like Singapore.'  `Friend told me about it.
Said I'd like it here,' `Had your friend been here then?' he asked.  `I
think so', I replied.  `Some places like this have girls, some have boys.
We have boys.'  I smiled at him.  `You like boys, not girls?' he asked.  I
nodded.  `Good.  When you have finished your meal, I will show you.'  He
bowed to me, and went through into the back of the place.  I observed that
two of the squaddies who had finished their meal, were collected by `im and
and taken through into back.  T'others just made there way back out into
t'street.

"So I finished my meal.  I sat there waiting for several minutes.  Then
t'gaffer came and said, `Follow me.'  I got up and followed him through
into a small room.  There we talked about price, and I gave him t'money.
He beckoned to me, and I followed him down a passage that twisted and
turned.  We came into a long room.  It were fairly dark and full of tobacco
smoke, and probably other smoke as well.  There were a central gangway, and
on each side cubicles with a wooden partition separating them.  There were
a lot of them.  In some of them there were a curtain pulled across and you
couldn't see in, in others there were these young men, or boys sitting or
lying on sort of thin mats on t'floor.  All of them were naked, with their
legs open showing all they possesed, or lying on their belly showing their
bums off to good advantage.  `Take your time, take your pick,' said
t'gaffer.  I walked up the gangway looking into the cubicles which were
open.  Some of the lads there looked great, others didn't turn me on at
all.  All looked at me as I passed.  Some gave me a smile, other raised an
eyebrow as if to invite me to them.  In a couple of the cubicles there was
two guys together, not doing anything, just lying there.  Sometimes holding
hands. I walked up and down a couple of times, and chose a couple.  One
were Chinese and t'other Malayan.  I stood in front of their cubicle and
smiled at them.  They moved appart and pointed me to come and lie down
between them.

As soon as I lay down, one of them, t'Chinese lad said, `Welcome,' and
t'other one said, `We aim to please.'  One got up and pulled the curtain
across.  Malayan lad started undoing my shirt buttons and rubbing his hand
over my chest.  Chinese lad undid my boots and took them off.  He put them
neatly on one one side, and took off my socks and put them in my boots.  To
my suprise he kissed my feet.  The Malayan lad removed my shirt, and folded
it neatly and put it by my boots.  Then he began to nibble at my nipples,
flicking them with his tongue.  The Chinaman ran his hands up my legs,
undid my belt that `eld up my shorts.  He undid t'belt, and began to pull
down my shorts.  He took them off and folded them placing them with my
shirt and boots.  I were just lying there in me green army kecks.  They
were now either side of me.  and then `ands began to feel my prick.  That I
don't need to say were making a great tent of my kecks, and `ad a very wet
spot at the summit."

"I bet it was," I commented.

"They pulled down me kecks, and made noises of surprise.  I think they
thought it on t'large size."

"Well it is rather large," I said, "But what were their cocks like?"

"They weren't `ard at that stage.  T'Chinese one were uncut, t'Malayan, `e
were cut.  But neither of them looked very big, I suppose they turned out
to be four and a `alf to five inches when full up.  They bent down over my
prick and the two of them started licking, kissing and sucking me prick and
balls.  I'd never `ad so much attention paid to me.  It were great.

"I reached down and began to stroke their arms and back.  T'skin of both of
them felt so smooth.  It were far smmother than any other guys I've felt,
before or since.  They broke off and looked up at me and smiled.  Then they
kissed their way up to me face.  Then they lay either side of me.  My legs
were wide appart, and each one `ad a leg over my leg, and my prick were
sticking up between their thighs.  They started kissing my neck and face,
and they kept moving their thighs so as to rub me prick between them.  I
`ad each of my arms round one of them.  I could feel their `ard pricks
pressing into my `ips.  It were great.

"After being on the receiving end for quite a while I thought I better do
summat.  So I sat up, and looked at them both. I decided on the chinese lad
first.  I turned `im on `is back and kneeling between `is legs started to
suck `is uncut prick.  It tasted different but good.  That meant my bum
were in the air.  the Malayan guy gets up and starts feeling my arsehole.
Then I feel `is prick going up and down my crack, not trying to go in, just
rubbing up and down.  It were all driving me close to the edge, so I broke
off, and lay down.  They knew what was happening, so we just lay together.
`You English soldier,' asked the Malayan.  `Yes, I'm an English soldier.'
`I like English soldiers, they `ave big pricks,' said the Chinaman, `you
never know what you are going to find, some are circumcised,' he said the
word slowly as if uncertain that he was getting it right, `and some are
not.'  `All Malays are circumcised, we are Moslems,' said the Malay lad.
`But so many English soldiers `ave a lot of `air on their bodies.  Much
more than us.  It feels funny to feel `air against us.'  ` `Ow old are you
two?' I asked.  `I am twenty two,' said the Malay lad.  `And I am twenty
three,' said the Chinese lad.  `You look a lot younger than that,' I said.
They laughed, `Most English soldiers say that,' they said together.  We
continued talking for a while.

"Then I decided I want to taste t'Malayan.  I wriggled down on t'mat until
I could get my mouth to `is prick.  Though it weren't very long it were
quite thick.  I gave it a good suck and was treated to some tastey precum.
Again it tasted different."

"Perhaps there are racial differences in taste," I said.

Tom just carried on.  "The Chinese lad started giving me the works, `Is
`and were playing with my prick and I could feel `is cock against my bum.
`Do you two always do this together,' I asked.  `Sometimes', said the
Chinese lad, `when we feel like it.  We always sleep together.'  `What do
you want?' asked the Malay.  `Do you want to fuck us, or be fucked, or suck
and be sucked?'  I thought for a moment.  `I'd like to fuck one of you, as
one of you fucks me.'  `Fine then, which of us do you want to fuck.?'
`You', I said pointing at the Chinaman.  I wanted the thick Malay prick to
go up me.  So that's what we did."

"How did you do it?" I asked.

"The Chinese lad lay on the mat with a sort of pillow raising `is bum
nicely.  I got into `im, and got myslef so most of my weight was taken on
my arms and legs.  Then the Malay guy got on top of me."

"Did it work?"

"Oh yes.  It worked.  It were great.  We kept it steady.  First the Malay
lad came, and I felt him cuming into me.  That triggered me off and I felt
I unloaded gallons of spunk into the Chinese lad."

"Did you set him off?"

"No it didn't.  We just collapsed, and when I recovered a bit I gave the
Chinese guy a good blow job.  He really liked that.  When I eventually came
to leave they asked, `You come here again?  You ask for us!  Spend the
night, we give you special happy time.'  I said, `I would try to get back.'
"

"Did you?"

"No.  Unfortunately when it came to going home, We only had a day in
Singapore before have to leave for home, demob [demobilisation], civvy
street, and freedom."

"Still that one time sounds good."

"It were good, very good.  Do you know Phil, that were t'one and only time
I've paid for sex.  And it were worth it."

Footnotes.

1.  The various British regiments had nick names, the Lincolnshires were
the Lincolnshire yellowbellies, and the Suffolks were called silly.  The
Essex Regiment were known as the Pompadors, because they are reputed to
have once captured Madame Pompador, the mistress of Louis XV of France.  I
don't no what they did with her.  I suspect merely ransomed her.

2.  WOG a rather abusive term for an Egyptian or any from the Middle East,
widely used in the army, certainly at that time.  Reputed to stand for
Worthy Oriental Gentleman.

3.  The campaign in Malaya after World War was fought against Communist
Guerrillas.  The campaign lasted into the mid 1950s.

4.  The full term was bull shit, but often abbreviated to bull - spit and
polish, sometimes used of a petty army regulation.