THE DONKEY PRONG
 
                          ROBERT BAKER
 
  I  met  Pedro the same way I got into the gay porno loops in  the 
first  place.   Quite  by accident.   It all started when  my  best 
friend Michael,  an independent film-maker,  told me that he's been 
into the porno loops for quite some time,  and I hadn't even  known 
about it.
 
  Michael had always been into a lot of nouveau-artsy stuff, and he 
had  always  had  to hold down a full-time job in addition  to  the 
film-making,  just  to make ends meet.   As naive as I  was,  I  do 
remember  wondering what was up when he quit his office job about a 
year ago.   But I figured what the hell, he probably had some money 
in  the bank,  and he felt that he needed to dedicate more time  to 
his film art.
 
  Which  was,  actually,  the truth.   He sat me down one  day  and 
explained  what  he'd been up to.   He told me that he'd made  some 
valuable  connections  (not to mention a few hot fuck  flicks)  and 
that the venture was finally starting to pay off financially.
 
  As if I wasn't surprised enough by Michael's revelation, he ended 
up by asking me if I'd be interested in making a little extra  cash 
myself by being in a couple of loops!
 
  I was really thrown by that on.   Granted,  I did qualify in some 
respects.   I  was gay,  and so were the films.   Also,  I was nice 
enough  looking  and I had a more-than-decent  swimmer's  physique.  
But I was hardly a noted cocksman in this town,  and I doubted very 
much that I'd be able to get it up in front of a camera.   And if I 
did  get it up,  it was unlikely that my unimpressive six-inch  rod 
would cause too many wet dreams.
 
  After it sunk in that Michael was serious,  I tried to make light 
of it, explaining my misgivings about such a venture.
 
  "You're  all  wrong,  Jimmy," Michael  said,  "You're  absolutely 
perfect for loops.   All you have to be is a nice-looking young guy 
with a good build who likes to get fucked.  Once you're used to the 
camera  and  just  doing  what  comes  naturally,  you'll  be  just 
perfect!"
 
  I  was  still unconvinced,  so Michael talked me  into  at  least 
watching some of the films.  I reluctantly agreed, and we went over 
to  Michael's place and he set up his projector and turned off  the 
lights.
 
  God,  did those movies get me hot!   And Michael was right.   The 
guys  in the films weren't all hung like horses.   Many had average 
sized dicks like mine.   Of course,  they were usually up there  on 
the  screen getting fucked by some 9-inch salami,  but that  didn't 
bother  me  much.   Michael knows me well.   Getting buttfucked  is 
"what comes naturally" for me.
 
  Well,  to  make  a long story short,  I made  several  loops  for 
Michael.   At  first I did have trouble keeping a hard on while the 
camera rolled, so my close-ups in those first few loops were pretty 
much from the shoulders up.   You guessed it:  me swinging on  some 
other guy's meat.   But after a while, I was really loving my work.  
I  was  not  only meeting but having sex with  some  really  great-
looking  young hunks.   The more I did it,  the more I enjoyed  it.  
And  the more I enjoyed it,  the better the finished product  would 
be.  And some of those flicks were definitely hot!

 
  Michael  and  I were better buddies than ever,  and sometimes  he 
would get so turned on by a day's shoot, he'd take me home with him 
that  night  and fuck the hell out of me.   I wasn't in  love  with 
Michael  or  anything,  so our friendship wasn't  affected  by  the 
occasional  romp in the sack.   We hung around together a lot  even 
when  we weren't working,  and I got to meet a lot of his  friends, 
most  of  whom were either filmmakers or in the porno  industry  as 
well.
 
  It  was  during a little get-together at Michael's place  that  I 
first  saw Pedro.   He had come in with a guy who I'd never met who 
was supposedly an up-and-coming director.  They were accompanied by 
two young  women who I immediately assumed were actresses  in  porn 
flicks.  The girls seemed to be more interested in one another than 
in either of the men,  and Pedro seemed bored.   He was keeping  to 
himself,  sitting  in the kitchen having a beer and not talking  to 
anyone.
 
  I  had  thought he looked familiar when he first came in,  but  I 
couldn't remember where I had seen him before.  He looked Hispanic, 
probably Cuban or Puerto Rican.   He was about six feet tall and he 
had a wiry,  slender look and dark,  handsome features.   He had  a 
beautifully  groomed thick moustache which made his  sultry,  quiet 
looks seem more alluring.
 
  I wanted to talk to him and offered him a beer.
 
  "Thanks," he said, taking the can from me and pulling the tab.  I 
opened my beer and sat down at the kitchen table with him.
 
  "My name's Jimmy," I said, extending my hand to him.
 
  "I'm Pedro," he said,  shaking my hand and managing a weak smile.  
His  voice was soft but deeply masculine.   He was the kind of  man 
who looks even better after you hear him speak.
 
  "You  look  familiar,  Pedro,"  I said.   "Are you  a  friend  of 
Michael's?"
 
  "No, I've never met him.  He knows Paul, my director friend."
 
  "Are you an actor?" I said.
 
  "That is debatable," Pedro laughed.   "I do porn loops for Paul."  
This statement seemed to make him somewhat uneasy.
 
  "Really?" I blurted out,  "I've done several of them for Michael!  
Maybe that's where I know you from."
 
  "Maybe," Pedro said, his eyes downcast.  "I do straight loops.  I 
think  Paul  and Michael are talking about featuring me in  one  of 
Michael's films."
 
  "Oh, really?" I said, trying hard not to sound too interested.  I 
hoped,  of course,  that I would get to be his co-star!  Then I had 
to ask it.
 
  "What films have you been in?"
 
  Pedro didn't answer at first.   Finally he spoke, without looking 
at me.  He spoke softly, as if he didn't want anyone else to hear.
 
  "I guess my best known film was 'The Stable Boy'."

 
  "Oh,  shit!" I exclaimed,  "There was only one guy in that movie!  
You must be. . ."
 
  I  awaited Pedro's confirmation of my sudden recognition,  but he 
only glanced over at me and didn't say a word.
 
  My face flushed.   I felt like a total idiot, but I had to finish 
what I'd started.
 
  "You  must be the guy they bill as the 'donkey prong'!"
 
  "That's  me," Pedro sighed.   Now it was my turn for  embarrassed 
silence.  It was no wonder I didn't recognize the deep, intelligent 
sounding voice.   He never spoke a line in any of his films.  If he 
had,  it would have ruined the crude, rough image that he was meant 
to have onscreen!
 
  I  was talking to the man they called the  "donkey  prong',  also 
known  as "the spic with the killer dick".   Pedro's claim to  fame 
was a thick twelve inch cock!
 
  I  tried  to change the subject as we drank  our  beers,  talking 
about my friendship with Michael and how I'd gotten into this crazy 
business.   I  tactfully  avoided asking Pedro how he got into  the 
skin-flicks,  because the answer was obvious: he was destined to do 
porno ever since the first time someone got a look at this tool!
 
  Pedro didn't say much, and I was waiting for an opportunity to 
excuse myself, or for him to do the same, when he surprised me and 
asked me if I wanted another beer.  I said yes, and he got up and 
went to the refrigerator to get them.
 
  When  he  got up,  I immediately noticed that his baggy  trousers 
could  barely conceal the famed meat hanging down his  pantleg.   I 
felt aroused,  curious, and at the same time, sorry for him because 
he seemed so uncomfortable.   And on the other hand,  I was ashamed 
to  admit that the reason I hadn't recognized his face was  that  I 
had  rarely  if ever looked above his waist when I saw one  of  his 
films!
 
  We sat and talked for a while longer,  or rather,  I continued to 
babble, and Pedro listened.  Finally he did speak.
 
  "Hey,  Jimmy,"  he  said,  "I'm sorry I'm not very  good  company 
tonight,  but I'm completely exhausted.   Paul's had me working for 
three  days nonstop.   I've had a total of about four hours  sleep.  
I'm about ready to collapse.  I think I'm just going to go home and 
relax."
 
  "That's okay,  Pedro.   I understand.  I'm glad I met you.  Maybe 
we'll  get  a  chance  to talk again sometime when  you're  not  so 
tired."
 
  "Actually,  Jimmy,  I was going to ask you if you wanted to  come 
over  to  my place and have another beer," he said,  "I'm  enjoying 
your  company,  and  I'd  really be a lot more  comfortable  at  my 
place."
 
  I was so stunned by his invitation,  I agreed without hesitation.  
By the time we reached Pedro's apartment, I was a nervous wreck.  I 
had  assumed this guy was straight,  and I was wondering  what  his 
motives  were  for  asking  me to go home with  him.   I  was  also 
questioning  my own motives for going along with him in  the  first 
place!

 
  Pedro had a great apartment.   He had handsome,  modern furniture 
and  a 30-gallon tank full of beautiful tropical fish in his living 
room.   We  sat on opposite ends of the sofa and drank  our  beers.  
Pedro became more talkative.
 
  "You  seem  like a really nice guy,  Jimmy," he said.   "Are  you 
strictly gay or do you go both ways?"
 
  "Oh, I'm gay," I said.  "I don't think I could do straight loops.  
I couldn't get. . .interested in it."
 
  Pedro laughed.
 
  "I'm  just  not  comfortable around a lot of  people,"  he  said, 
"Especially  people  in the business.   I mean,  at that  party  at 
Michael's place.   I got so paranoid that people who didn't know me 
were staring at me and saying,  'Isn't that the donkey prong?'  I'm 
so sick of being known for my dick size."
 
  I didn't know how to respond to that, so I just sat and looked at 
him.
 
  "And the people who do know me," he continued,  "just seem to get 
bored  with  me because I'm not really like the guy in the  X-rated 
flicks.   I'm just a quiet, regular, soft-spoken guy who happens to 
have a deformity that a lot of folks find interesting."
 
  "I see," I ventured,  "it's like,  people who don't know you  act 
like they're disappointed that you're not a freak."
 
  "That's  about it." Pedro smiled.   "And I'll be honest with you.  
Jimmy,  when  you first started talking to me,  I thought you  were 
probably  trying  to  pick me up for  just  that  reason.   Then  I 
realized  by  your  conversation that you didn't know  who  I  was.  
Funny thing is, I knew who you were.  Paul had shown me a couple of 
your loops when he was trying to convince me to do a gay film."
 
  "That's  funny."  I  said,  "sometimes I feel like no  one  would 
recognize  me  if  I didn't have a cock in  my  mouth!"   I  didn't 
believe I'd had the nerve to say that, but Pedro laughed.
 
  "Well,  I  recognized you,  Jimmy.   And it was really refreshing 
that  you seemed to find me interesting even before you knew  about 
my, uh, particular qualifications."
 
  "Are you bisexual?" I asked.  I was really curious.  I hoped that 
it wouldn't sound like a come-on.
 
  "Well,"  Pedro said,  leaning back on the sofa  and  sighing,  "I 
guess  you could say that I'm functionally bisexual.   I used to be 
straight.  But my cock has more or less made me go both ways."
 
  I looked at him questioningly.
 
  "Jimmy,   you  must  know  that  there  is  no  vagina  that  can 
accommodate   a   cock  the  size  of  mine.    It's   a   physical 
impossibility.   And  I  learned early on in my sex life  that  few 
women are willing to try to take me anally.
 
  I was speechless.  I couldn't really comprehend all of this.

 
  Pedro stared at me for a minute and didn't say anything.  Then he 
got  up and went to the kitchen to get us two more beers.   We  sat 
there  sipping  our  beers.   We sat there  sipping  our  beers  in 
silence.  I didn't know what to say next.
 
  "Every now and then, I'd meet a gay man who wanted to try to take 
me on in bed.   Usually some cock-crazy young kid who had fantasies 
about  getting fucked by a horse.   So I figured I'd give it a try, 
just  on  the chance that I'd be able to have a  satisfying  sexual 
experience.   Then as soon as the kid got a look at my  dick,  he'd 
just want to play with it and stare at it and maybe try to suck the 
head  a  little  bit.   And if he still thought he  wanted  to  get 
fucked,  we'd give it a try, and after I got a few inches into him, 
the  kid would do a lot of hollering and screaming,  and maybe he'd 
come,  and that would be the last time I'd see him.   Next thing  I 
knew,  he'd  be talking all over town about how he took the  donkey 
prong,  and that was his claim to fame.   That's what he would talk 
about  to his tricks to get them turned on.   Thing is,  his tricks 
were guys with normal cocks,  8,  9 or sometimes 10 inches.  But he 
could handle that."
 
  I gathered all my nerve before I spoke again.
 
  "I've  often wondered about you.   I mean,  I've seen your films.  
The women seem to just fuss over you cock and suck on the first few 
inches  of it,  and maybe work a few inches into their  cunts,  and 
they ooh and aah a lot.   But your cock.  . .never seems. . .to get 
really hard, it's like you're just letting them. . .play with it."
 
  "Oh, it gets hard, all right, Jimmy," Pedro said, "it's just that 
it's  too  heavy to stand out straight from my body like  a  normal 
cock."
 
  There was a long, uncomfortable silence.
 
  "Pedro," I started.   I was afraid to continue.   My own cock had 
been fully hard in my pants for the past half an hour.
 
  "What, Jimmy?" he said.
 
  "I'm  not  a  crazy kid who thinks he wants to get  fucked  by  a 
horse," I said, all the while thinking who among us hasn't imagined 
what it would be like to be taken by a gargantuan penis?   Why else 
would we refer to men as "studs" and "stallions"?
 
  "But  that's not an act I put on in my flicks," I  continued,  "I 
really love to get fucked."
 
  Pedro looked at me and waited for me to go on.
 
  "I think you're a great-looking guy.  That's why I wanted to talk 
to  you at the party.   And then I found out hat you were a  really 
interesting  person.   I'm  not fascinated by you because  I  think 
you're a freak."
 
  Pedro swallowed the rest of his beer.
 
  "It's  getting  really late," he said,  "I think  one  more  beer 
should do it for tonight.  What do you say?"
 
  "Sure, I'll have another one if you will."
 
  "Great.   Like  I  told you before,  I haven't had enough  sleep.  
After this one, I'm afraid I'll have to hit the sack."

 
  "I understand," I said.
 
  "I'd like you to stay the night with me, Jimmy."
 
  I  nodded.   Between the beer and the implications,  my head  was 
spinning.
 
  While  Pedro showered,  I undressed down to my briefs and sat  on 
the  edge of his bed.   It was dark in his room and I  watched  the 
light under the bathroom door apprehensively.   I felt dizzy when I 
heard him turn off the shower.
 
  A few minutes later, the bathroom door opened.
 
  Silhouetted  by  the  bright bathroom light,  Pedro  stood  there 
facing  me,  just a few feet from where I sat.   He  walked  slowly 
toward  me.   Swinging  free between his legs was a cock that  must 
have measured a full ten inches completely flaccid.   As he walked, 
it swung back and forth more that halfway to his knees.   Nearly  a 
foot  of thick,  veiny,  beautiful cock.   I took a deep breath and 
shuddered as I let it out.
 
  He reached the bed and stood there in front of me and let me  get 
a  good,  long  look at this cock.   His balls were large  for  any 
normal man, but they were dwarfed by his unnaturally huge penis.
 
  His  thighs  were  slender and nicely shaped,  and  had  an  even 
covering  of  hair.   His  calves were thin.   What did  I  expect, 
runner's legs?  That thing swinging in front of me would definitely 
impede physical exercise.
 
  He had a dense bush of pubic hair which trailed off thinly to his 
navel.   His  stomach was hairless,  and he had sparse  but  nicely 
defined  hair on his chest.   I looked up to his handsome face  and 
that beautiful moustache that put Tom Selleck to shame.
 
  "Touch it,  Jimmy," he said,  "Feel it.  Pull it.  It'll get hard 
pretty fast.   It only grows a few more inches,  but it thickens up 
somewhat, too."
 
  I  laughed nervously.   It was like he was making excuses because 
it  wasn't big as I expected.   I had never seen anything  like  it 
before in my life.  At this distance, it looked much larger than it 
did in his films.
 
  I ran my hands through his pubic hair and across his stomach.   I 
felt  the shaft with both hands,  stroking and gently pulling  down 
the  length of it.   All I could think of was one of those  economy 
size  cans  of  furniture polish,  stretched out to  an  impossible 
length.
 
  As I stroked and pulled,  the shaft did indeed grow thicker,  and 
the huge cock began to slightly raise up just a little further away 
from  his  body as the cockhead snaked down closer  to  his  knees.  
There was on bluish vein that seemed to measure at least ten inches 
all  by  itself.   I  leaned forward and traced the  vein  with  my 
tongue.   The  skin on his cock was warm and sweet from his shower.  
I moaned softly.
 
  "That's good,  Jimmy.   Enjoy it.   It's all yours.  You've never 
had that much cock before in your life."

 
  I looked up into his eyes as he spoke.  He smiled at me.  I drank 
in that smile,  that moustache,  that handsome Hispanic face.   His 
usually  prominent Adam's apple was nearly invisible as  he  looked 
down  at me.   My eyes gazed over his masculine chest and down  his 
stomach.  I leaned forward and buried my nose in his pubic bush and 
breathed  deeply.   The  shower had not washed away the clean  man-
scent  of  his crotch.   I pulled my head back and  looked  at  the 
massive base of his cock,  and my eyes slowly moved down the shaft, 
over the translucent skin and the prominent veins.  Lower and lower 
I surveyed every gently throbbing inch,  until I was looking at the 
purplish cockhead, by now hanging at the level of Pedro's knees.
 
  Like  a thick ring of bologna,  the cock was stiff but hanging by 
its own weight.
 
  Pedro  leaned over and opened the drawer of the night stand  next 
to his bed.  He took out a jar of Vaseline and a bottle of poppers.  
He handed me the poppers.
 
  "I don't use this stuff," I said.  My voice was shaky.
 
  "You  have  to use it," he said,  "your ass will  never  open  up 
enough  to  accept my cock if you don't."  I took the  bottle  form 
him.  He opened the jar of Vaseline.
 
  "Get up on your hands and knees on the edge of the bed," he said, 
"it's  the  best position.   I need to hold onto my cock with  both 
hands to work it into you."
 
  I stood up and slipped off my briefs.   My stiff cock sprung out.  
It had been hard so long,  I had forgotten what it felt like not to 
have an erection.  I turned around and knelt on the edge of the bed 
with my back to him.   I bravely stuck my ass in the air and rested 
the  weight  of  my upper body on my arms on  the  bed.   As  Pedro 
smeared  a generous glob of Vaseline on my asshole,  I  opened  the 
poppers and took a deep sniff.
 
  My heartbeat quickened,  my head throbbed hotly, and every square 
inch  of skin my body seemed sensitized.   Pedro worked two fingers 
into my ass and gently moved them back and forth.   I groaned  with 
the  sensation.   He  pulled  his  fingers  out  and  applied  more 
Vaseline.  Three fingers.  More fingers.  More Vaseline.  Four.
 
  "Jimmy?"
 
  "Yes"
 
  "Take another sniff of poppers.   I'm going to put the head of my 
dick in your ass.
 
  I was so light-headed and hot to get fucked,  I had forgotten the 
awesome  dimensions of the task before me.   I sniffed the  poppers 
and  tried  to direct all my concentration on the relaxation of  my 
asshole.   Pedro lifted his cock with both hands and positioned the 
head over my hot, hungry hole.  Using circular motions, like he was 
stirring a jar of peanut butter, he worked the head into me.
 
  "Oh, Pedro!  I want you in me!"  I moaned.  What was I saying?  A 
mere couple of inches, and my ass already felt full!
 
  Still using both hands,  he began to slowly push his mammoth meat 
between my cheeks.   Without being told,  I took another hit of the 
poppers.   Pedro worked more cock into my ass,  and I groaned  with 
pure pleasure.

 
  I knew from experience and lots of it I must say, that a big cock 
meets  some resistance after about 8 inches of it gets shoved up my 
ass.   That's  where  the texture and shape of my bowel  begins  to 
change.   Suddenly,  it  felt  like  Pedro had  run  into  a  wall.  
Apparently, this was a phenomenon that he was all to used to.
 
  "Relax,  Jimmy,  just relax and enjoy that cock in your ass.  You 
just  relax  and keep breathing that popper and leave the  rest  to 
me."  Groaning and breathing deeply, I did as I was told.
 
  By  now,  Pedro was using just one hand to direct his cock.   The 
other hand was encircling my waist and pulling me back toward  him.  
But nothing was happening.  I sniffed, and Pedro pushed and pulled.
 
  Suddenly,  after a particularly heavy sniff of the poppers, I had 
the peculiar sensation of something giving was deep within my body.  
It was as if my internal organs had just decided to give up and get 
out  of the way.   In a moment,  about three more inches of Pedro's 
cock  slipped  into  me painlessly.   I uttered  a  little  cry  of 
disbelief.
 
  Pedro took his hand off his cock and put both his strong hands on 
my waist.  I felt incapable of moving anything except my hands as I 
shoved the poppers back under my nose.
 
  "Soon,  Jimmy,  soon," Pedro hissed through his teeth, "Just keep 
breathing.   You'll have it all soon."  He pulled back on my  waist 
and slowly moved his hips forward.
 
  I  was  moaning constantly.   I had the sensation of being  on  a 
roller  coaster without even moving.   My head throbbed  painfully, 
but I kept the poppers to my nose.
 
  Then  Pedro  stopped  moving.   At first I didn't know  what  had 
happened.   Then  I  felt it:  Pedro's pubic  bush  was  scratching 
against my spread asscheeks.  I had all 12 inches of cock buried in 
my ass.
 
  "Oh, Jesus!  Pedro!  I've got it all."  I cried.  I was afraid to 
say  it out loud,  but it felt like I was being fucked by a  horse!  
His  hands firmly on my waist,  he started to rock back and  forth.  
He probably wasn't pulling out more than two or three inches before 
he  thrust back in,  but it seemed like I could feel every inch  of 
that  cock snaking through my bowels.   I was completely impaled on 
the donkey prong.
 
  With every inward and outward thrust,  I could feel a weird  sort 
of  suction deep inside me.   He was penetrating so deeply,  and my 
asshole was stretched so for,  pockets of air were escaping with  a 
sloppy,  wet sound each time he drew back and shoved back in.   The 
poppers  glued to my nose,  I relished the feeling of being  fucked 
deeper than I had ever been fucked before.  The pace of the thrusts 
quickened.
 
  "Oh, Jimmy!  Oh, God, I'm going to blow my load!"  Pedro shouted.
 
  There  was no sensation deep in my intestine where Pedro's  thick 
cock was lodged,  but I could feel the base of it throbbing with my 
stretched  sphincter  muscles  as he unloaded his thick  hot  spunk 
inside  me.   the thought of the come traveling the full length  of 
his shaft was like a drug-induced fantasy.  In an agony of pain, my 
battered prostate loosed my own come all over the sheet below where 
I was kneeling.

 
  Pedro must've rested inside me for a good ten or fifteen  minutes 
before he decided to pull out.   At his suggestion,  I took another 
heavy sniff of the poppers.
 
  Once again,  I felt like I was on a ride at the midway.   It felt 
like my guts were being pulled out of my asshole.   More come oozed 
out of my soft cock and dripped onto the bed.
 
  I collapsed onto the bed and Pedro lay next to me.
 
  "Pedro, I. . I. . ."
 
  "I know, Jimmy," he said.  "Me too."
 
 
  Pedro and I did make one loop together,  but it was a  disastrous 
flop  and  it  was never released.   Since then,  he has  quit  the 
business, and I have, too, at his request.
  
  Pedro  got a job as a manager trainee with a computer  firm,  and 
I'm  working full-time as a waiter in a  fancy  restaurant.   We're 
seeing  a lot of one another these days.   Pedro feels better about 
himself  than  he  has in years.   Most folks  have  forgotten  the 
"donkey prong."