Date: Tue, 10 Jul 2001 09:08:10 -0700 (PDT)
From: Private Private <tough_bottom@yahoo.com>
Subject: Drunk guy pickup part one

The alarm went off at 4:30am this morning.  Seems like I only slept one
minute.  I usually don't get up until about 4:50am.  The office where I
work is 30 minutes away and it usually takes me about 30 minutes to get
ready.  But I needed to stop by Kroger and get some cigarettes this
morning, so I woke up early.

As I was leaving the house, it was still dark outside.  I saw this hunk of
a guy walking down the road.  I mean this was a hunk.  He was about 5'11 or
maybe 6 feet tall.  He had on a white wife beater tank top, cut off denim
shorts, ball cap, white socks and sneakers.  As I passed him he stared at
me and I stared back.  I looked back and could make out the outline of his
muscular legs and arms as his silhouette was shown against the street light
up ahead.

I hate to see anyone walking anywhere and although it is dangerous to pick
someone up at anytime, I stopped in the middle of the road and backed up.

He walks up to the car.  I immediately smelled alcohol.  This guy was
drunk.

"You need a ride," I said.

"Yeah man" his words slurring just a little.  "I am walking to my house
down here to get some money"

"Hop in" I said.

Mind you, I was headed in the opposite direction when we first saw each
other.

He got in the car.  He had a smell about him that was so sexy- a mixture of
alcohol, aftershave and just a tinge a man that has done a hard day's work.
When he sat down in my passenger seat, my eyes immediately went to his
crotch.  There was a big hole in the middle below his zipper and he had on
white cotton underwear.  The balls looked big.  I had to have that cock in
my mouth.

He explained to me that he and his wife had split up.  He said that she had
him locked up and he had just got out of jail. The entire time he is
talking I cannot take my eyes off this guy.  He has nice, hair legs and big
arms.  He also had a goatee and thick brown hair.  I told him that women
sucked and that you can never predict their behavior.  Then I threw in the
conversation, that he it must be too bad that he didn't have anyone to suck
his dick anymore.  He laughed it off.  He said that it did suck and that he
was out looking.  I knew I was going to have this stud.

I took him to his house; it was only about 5 minutes away.  On the ride
over there, I told him that he was a big strong looking dude and that he
must work out a lot. Right after I said that I pinched his left nipple.
Maybe he was so drunk he didn't realize it and maybe he did but all he did
was laugh.

He went in the house and came back out in about five minutes.  He had
another beer in his hand.  I asked him if he smoked pot and he said yeah,
so I told him that we could go to my house and smoke a couple of bowls.
The entire time, I am playing this off as "I am such a nice guy" and that
"I will get high with anyone".

So we walk into my house and he comments on how nice it is.  I tell him to
sit down while I call the person that I was supposed to relieve at 6am and
tell her that I overslept and that I won't be in until 6:30am.

I come back into the living room and he is sitting there on the loveseat
with a cigarette in one hand and a beer in the other.

I tell him to sit by me on the couch; I tell him that it will be easier to
pass the pipe back and forth.

We smoke a couple of bowls of some fire I got from a girl that I work with.
By this time he is really fucked up.  I have also turned on the black light
in my living room and everything that is white is glowing, which means all
his clothing is glowing except for the hat.  He looks really hot.

I comment on how stressed out he must be over the whole situation.  He
tells me he is 38 and has no kids and his wife is just a bitch.  I tell him
a little white lie that I went to school for massage therapy and that I
will massage his back if he wants.  I talk him into sitting on the floor in
front of me between my legs.  I pull his tank top off and massage all over
his back and arms and make my way under his arms to his pecs and nips.  My
mouth is only about an inch from his neck and I know he can feel my breath.
He starts to totally relax and then all of a sudden he gets up and gets
back on the couch and says that was great.

Then I comment on how all his clothes are glowing.  I tell him that the
hole in his jeans is glowing and I touch it and then I begin to rub it and
massage it and play with it and it gets hard.

I ask him if he is going to let me suck his dick.  He says that he is not
usually into this kind of thing and by that time I have his cock pulled out
and I am sucking away.  I run my hands all over his hairy legs and thighs
and arms.  I pinch his nips and lick them.  I lick all over his ears and
all over his neck and chin, he loves it.  By this time, I have worked his
shorts down to his ankles and he is thrusting his cock into my mouth like
an old pro.  I notice that he has a belly button ring.  I lick all over his
stomach and work my hands under his ass and massage and feel of his beefy
ass cheeks.  I keep sucking and sucking.

He says that we can finish this up later on this week; he tells me I need
to get to work.  He stands up and I end up on my knees and suck the cock a
little more.

We get in the car and he tells me what kind of vehicle he drives and that
he will stop by and see me tonight or tomorrow night.  He says he wants to
hang out........we will see............