Date: Mon, 22 Jul 2002 09:10:53 -0400 (EDT)
From: "( )" <Trasny@webtv.net>
Subject: Grocery Shopping

                  Going grocery shopping was the last thing I wanted to
do on my day off.The grocery store was crowded.First day of the new sale
for the week.The store was full of women of all shapes and sizes.Young
and old.Very plain and ordinary .Some of the thin ladies wore baggy
clothing,while the obese ones wore clothes that were so tight.Babies
were crying.Children misbehaving.Some never even had the decency to get
the hell out of the way,when trying to get an item.The women stood there
talking or gossiping.They wouldn't move aside o let me through.I'm not
at all bad looking.I'm 5'11,brown hair,hazel eyes,nice build because I
work out.A nice hairy chest.Nice tan.I weigh in at 175.Average cock with
a nice bush.My ass is pretty tight and muscular.I'm dressed
casually.T-shirt and shorts.Tennis shoes.I' no Brad Pitt,but certainly
no Elmer Fudd.Courtesy I screamed silently.Forget even going to the meat
counter.Women complained that the meat the cutters just sliced for them
was either too slim,or too big.Complaint after complaint to the point
where I would have sent them through the meat grinder.Everything that
was suppose to be on sale ,they were either out of that brand or a
raincheck would be issued.
As I went down the coffee aisle,there was this hot looking guy .Early
40's.Swimmer's build.As if he was either  a swimmer or rides a
bike.Short light brown hair with light traces of grey.Very tanned
body.Nice muscular legs.We exchanged glances.He was courteous by moving
his cart out of the way.He was deciding on the different coffee
flavors.I chosen the amaretto.He smiled and said<"I never tried that one
yet.How is it?" "It's almost as great as sex",I responded,embarrassed by
my comment.I felt like  a high school kid.A high school boy with his
first crush.He mesmerized me.He caught me in his web and had me in  a
trance.He laughed.What a sexy smile.Movie star type of smile.Perfect
teeth.Perfectly white.I couldn't read his eyes because he had this
expensive sunglasses on.At this point,who cares? Certainly not I.
Just then this woman talking on her cellphone,arguing with someone ran
smack into his cart,that made the eggs fall on to the floor,cracking
open everywhere..She just kept pushing her cart along.WE both kneeled
down,as I grabbed my paper towels and opened them up.He told me not to.I
said I insisted.We both cleaned the mess up.
"GRocery sopping was the last thing I needed to do today.I'm Ken"He
reached out his hand.I said i'm Rick"   "Man,this place is  a fucking
madhouse>Is it always like this?",he asked."I'm afraid so.Don't you come
here often?"
                 "I'm afraid this is my very first time.
I just moved into the neighborhood"he said. "And you?"
          "I've
lived here for six years,going on seven.TOday is very unusual for this
place".AS we finished cleaning.HIs head was turned to clean another
area.Just then I looked at his crotch and seen his smoothe nut hanging
out of his shorts,resting upon some pubes.Oh shit,I  feel  a tingle i my
shorts.i couldn't stop looking.Nor could I stop thinking about what I am
looking at.I spread my legs a bit and the head of my dick was peeping
out.I don't wear underwear,so it was easy.Plus the band in my shorts was
loose.
I turned my head,just as he was looking back,"I guess we almost got
everything cleaned up",Ken said.He seen some egg yolk between my legs
and out of the corner of my eye I could see his hand with the paper
towel coming right at it.I pretended not to notice,but I sensed his eyes
were staring at my cock's head,because it took him a moment before he
started cleaning the yolk up.Finally we stood up."WEll,it was nice
meeting you,Ken"."Yeah you to RIck." He remembers my name.I'm on cloud
nine.I seen him pick up the amaretto."In memory of our encounter",he
laughed. "Guess I have to go back and get more eggs". I placed mine in
his basket.HE said thanks.IT was awkward.awkward on my part,because i
wanted to see him again.WAs he gay like me?IF he wasn't,he'd probably
punch my lights out,or say,sorry I'm not that way,but lets be friends.I
didn't see any ring on his finger,or  a tan line there either.THat is  a
good start.We  each moved on in different directions.
Later,we each approached a different check out counter.HE saw me and I
saw him.He just lifted the bag of coffee out of his basket and smiled.I
smiled back.Then the eggs I gave him.He held up.We checked out.I got out
long before him.His cashier was very slow and i didn't have that many
items.He looked over at me and nodded his head,like "why me'.I
laughed.He smiled again.Another drawback about grocery shopping were the
cashiers.I don't even want to start there.
Outside,this woman rammed right into the car parked next to mine.i tried
catching up with her,but she just looked at me and took off like  a bat
out of hell,as if i had owned the car.Much damage was done.Probaly
anice grand.Another reason i hate shopping.The list gets longer.I wrote
down her tag number .I also seen a cop in the parking lot.I left a note
on the car saying this car was hit by this woman.I am a witness and to
call me if there is anything I can do.I put my bag in the car and went
to the cop.He reported it.I went back to my car and took off for home.
I went in my home to put the groceries away.Pulled out  a beer and sat
out on my deck.I live in a condo on the second floor.I relaxed as I read
through the maiL. The telephone rang.i looked at the caller id.didn't
recognize the name."Hello?....Yes this is he....Oh yeah,I' m the
one.....the police contacted you already?That was quick....they caught
her ....fantastic......Drunk,already?What was she doing out
driving?....Oh getting more liquor...... "  For some reason the guy on
the other end was as pleasant as the guy in the....wait a minute."Is
this Ken from the grocery store?" "Yes,yes it is.Who is this?" "I'm the
guy who helped you clean up the eggs and gave you my eggs and we chosen
the same coffee">"Oh yeah,hi Rick.You saw the lady hit my car?"
"Unfortunately for your car,I did." "Fortunately for me,if it weren't
for the eggs r the car I would never met you or gotten your number.I'm
kind of shy about asking guys this,but are you gay?" I was tensing up
about the quesion,but I answered,what the hell do I have to lose?
"YEs,yes I am"> "OH great,so  am I.i don't go to bars at all.Phone lines
are full of game players and the book stores are full of meaningless
assholes who want to suck your cock and run" I laughed,"Yeah i know what
you mean"   "Would you like to get together sometime?Maybe for coffee?"
"I would love to" "Well,I have alot of work to do around here this
afternoon,so how about in the morning say sixish?" "Great.I don't have
to be at work until nine" "See ya then" We hung up.
The day had progressed on.Soon it was night.I decided to showere to get
ahead start in the morning.New neighbors just moved in across the way so
I better start keep the blinds closed .I dropped my towel and just got
into bed.I could see their bedroom from my window.I seen a shadow moving
about.Whomever it was they were stripping off their clothes.Their
bathroom light went on.They must be taking a shower.It's a guy.Nice
build.His head was covered with a towel.He dried his nice body off with
atowel.Nice stomach.No six pack,but nice,flat and muscle toned.A fine
line of hair going right down to his..........MONSTER COCK.!!! HE even
put baby oil on that member and he went into the bedroom and began
laying on hisbed.HE started stroking.I got a tingle in mine.i felt so
unfaithful to my new friend Ken, what the hell,we aren't friends yet.The
light from the bathroom had only shined on his body .hIs face was in the
dark.He was going to town rubbing and stroking that cock of his.Where's
the wife?Probably out of town or downstairs.I began stroking my
cock.SUddenly i came all over my chest.HE must have to,because he got up
and went into the bathroom.He was about to come out.I could see his
mug,but he turned of the light.
Five fifty came up.My alarm went off at the same time the phone rang.It
was Ken.I went from waking up morning talk,to as if Id been awake all
day. HE said coffee is ready.He's dressing right now .He gave me
directons to his place.I was in shock,.HE lived right next door to me in
the house that.....I sprung out of my bed and looked over.HE was
dressing. I told him to turn around for  agreat surprise.HE did.He was
in shock.A pleasant one at that.HE just turned around with that 8 inch
sot cock of his in full view.I told him I saw him last night jerking
off.He told me it was fair game for him to see me now doing the same.I
started stroking my cock again.HE started gettingall horny again and
that cock of his was rising to the occassion.Ken said,"Get your ass over
here now  if you want coffee,we'll just have to make our own cream.He
forgot to get that yesterday .I hurried to put my shorts and t-shirt on
and ran over.He greeted me at the door.Opened it and closed it shut.He
ripped off my clothes and went down on my cock.He sucked like  a pro.He
was getting it all nice and wet for me to put it up his ass.I was more
than happy to fuck him.Oh the feeling of my cock going between the walls
of his ass and deep inside,pumping away like a mad man.He leaned up
against my hairy chest.I fondled his nipples and we kissed.I stroked his
cock.I got in front of him and had that monster go down my throat as I
fantasized about it th night before.Only a quarter of it woud go down my
throat.It was not only long,but thick.I sucked on what I could.He kept
pressing my head forward,until I gagged a bit.Suddenly he sot his wad
all over my face.He licked it off and I came on him.I done the same.He
said,"Mmmm,coffee never tasted this good in the morning before"