Date: Sun, 27 Mar 2011 17:46:46 -0700 (PDT)
From: Todd Carlos <toddstop@yahoo.com>
Subject: Just a Prank

The first guy showed up at 7:30am.  I was still in bed so it took me a few
minutes to get up, get dressed and get to the door.  I pulled on a pair of
cargo shorts and went to stop the ringing of the doorbell, wondering who in
the hell would be ringing it in the first place.  I told myself that if it
was my cousin, Kathy, I wouldn't knock her off the front stoop.  She had a
habit of showing up at odd times but never this early.
	The dude on the other side of the door was just that, an average
dude.  Probably wouldn't have looked at him twice if I'd seen him on the
street.  He was shuffling around nervously when I opened the door.
"Hello?" I asked.  He looked up to meet my eyes briefly then focused on my
bare chest.  He didn't say anything but reached down and palmed his basket.
	"Uh, can I help you?" I tried again.  I could feel my forehead
wrinkled in confusion.  I didn't recognize him as anyone I knew and his odd
behavior was pushing my buttons.  He looked up at me again with a glazed
expression.  My eyebrows drew closer together.
	"You're even hotter than your pics," he finally spoke as he stepped
forward to enter my house.
	"Whoa," I said and held up a hand to block him.  "Who are you and
what are you doing here?"
	"I-I'm J-John," he stuttered out, seeming far less certain.  "I
came t-to fuck...  Like you said?"
	"I think you got the wrong address," I told him.  The whole
situation was so surreal and the fact I'd just woken up from a dead sleep
made it feel like a bad dream.
	"Oh, um, o-okay."  He backed off the small front porch and scurried
away to a car parked at the curb where he got in the driver's side and took
off.
	"Weird," I muttered and shut the door, shaking my head.  I figured
it for one of those things that happens when you live in the city and not
the `burbs.  Fucking wide awake now, I thought and headed for the kitchen
to start a pot of coffee.  I'd been out late the night before and could use
the caffeine.  Once the stuff was brewing I went to take a quick shower but
a few knocks on the door stopped me.
	The second guy was old enough to be my grandfather.  He had on
thick glasses and age-spots covered his face and hands.  What little hair
he had was white and frizzy.  He gave me a pervy smile when I opened the
door and obviously checked me out.  Christ I should've put on a shirt, I
thought.
	"Sir?" I said, torn between being polite to an old guy and pissed
he was at my door after the first odd encounter.
	"Are you going to invite me in, young man?"  He had an oddly
high-pitched voice with a whiny, feminine cadence to them.
	"Do we know each other?"  My Saturday morning was getting weirder
and weirder.
	"Not yet but I'm hoping we will be getting quite intimate, sonny."
He posed no physical threat to me but his words caused a chill to run up my
spine anyway.  I looked over his head to see if there was someone out there
laughing at me.  It was late May so the sun had been up awhile but no one
was out there.
	"I don't understand," I muttered with a smile.  It had to be a
joke.  Right?
	"You seem nervous.  I assumed you had experience with this, you
mentioned diapers?"
	Before my brain could come up with what that might even mean a
pick-up roared up to the curb before my condo.  The old guy and I both
looked at it.  Two guys dressed like Hell's Angels jumped out and slammed
the doors behind them.
	"Is this where the party's at?" one of them yelled out.  What the
fuck, I wondered.  They came up to the door and elbowed grandpa out of the
way.  "Fuck, you're a hot little pig," the driver told me.  His friend
reached out and tweaked my right nipple.  It made me jump, and not in a
good way.
	I still gripped the edge of the door in my left hand.  Completely
on autopilot I slammed it in their faces.  "Hey, don't get shy on us now,
pussy boy."  One of them rapped on the door.
	"Go away," I yelled as I threw the deadbolt into place.
	"Don't be a cocktease, boy."  Whichever one said it sounded pissed.
	"I'm calling the police," I yelled back.  They knocked harder on
the door and I hoped they'd heard the lock clicking into place.  After a
minute I heard the truck start and screech away from the curb.  I rushed to
the bedroom and pulled on a t-shirt.  Going into the living room I peeked
through the front window and saw no sign of the old guy or the two bikers.
	With a sigh of relief I returned to the kitchen and made myself a
mug of coffee and picked up my cell.  I had no idea who to call or what to
do and decided I needed more information.  I didn't have to wait long
before the doorbell rang again.
	This time it was a normal looking guy, about my age or closer to
thirty maybe.  After looking at him through the peephole I opened the door.
He looked me over with an appreciative smile.  If I'd met him at a bar or
club I wouldn't have minded.  "What are you doing here?" I questioned him.
	"I saw your ad?" he answered with a questioning glance.  "Man,
those pics don't do you justice," he mumbled.
	"What ad did you see?"  I was starting to get a sinking feeling in
my gut.
	"On craigslist.  About the bareback orgy?"  He backed up and looked
at the number by my door and back at me.  "This is Summer Street?"  I
nodded that it was.  "It was definitely you in the pics."
	"You must've made a mistake.  I didn't post any ad on craigslist."
I desperately wanted to get rid of the guy and get to my computer.
	"Oh, well...  Are you sure?  I mean, is it me?"  His crestfallen
look made me wince.
	"It's not you, I promise.  I didn't post any ads, it must have been
an error or something."  I'd never posted anything on craigslist though I'd
surfed the personals a few times.
	"Okay, well... maybe you'll take my number?  If you wanna hook up
sometime?"
	"Listen, I'm kinda' busy right now.  I have to go."  I closed the
door gently this time and hoped he'd go away.  I went for my laptop and
powered it up as I took it and my coffee into the kitchen.  I pulled up the
internet and punched in the address for craigslist.
	It wasn't hard to find the ad.  There were more posted on an early
Saturday than I would've expected but I spotted it pretty easy.  It said
`All day orgy' and I clicked on it.  Beneath the text giving my address and
promising that I was hosting a raw orgy for any guys that wanted to stop by
were three pictures.  The first was a shot of me at the beach.  I was
wearing sunglasses and a swimsuit.  The water was a clear blue behind me
and the breeze was whipping my dark brown hair up off my forehead.  The
skin on my chest and abs was a nice mellow brown from the sun.
	The next one was obviously taken with a cellphone.  It showed my
hard cock framed between the V of my thighs, my pubes shaved down to almost
nothing around the base.  My left hand was in the frame, my thumb pressing
my dick up off my stomach.  My lower belly showed the treasure trail from
my navel at the very bottom of the picture.  The tattoo of a dragon that
wrapped around my hip, spewing flames towards my crotch, was just visible
in the folded crease where my thighs joined my hips.  The orange and red
flames leapt out at me in their vibrancy.
	The third picture had a shot of my ass.  I was walking away from
the camera, looking back over my shoulder with a cocky grin.  It showed the
long line of my back and centered on the white globes of my ass.  My
partially turned-away stance showed how round they were.  The tail end of
the dragon trailed over one of them.  I started panting, felt the nausea
roiling in my stomach.
	I clicked back and another post caught my eye, `Pussy Boy Gang
Bang'.  I clicked on it, a few lines down from the one I'd just seen.
`Pussy Boy looking to get fucked.  I got a hungry Cunt.  No preferences
– I will take all cummers.'  There was a smiley face emoticon after the
message followed by my address.  The same three pics were beneath it.  I
clicked back and checked for any more.  There were two.  One looking for a
diaper party, I had no idea what it even meant.  The last one was even
scarier; it said I was looking for guys to come and rape me - consensual
role play.  Oh Sweet Jesus, my heart started pounding.
	I completely ignored the next round of doorbell ringing and
knocking.  When the doorknob jiggled I nearly jumped out of my skin.  I set
my laptop aside and pressed my palms against my eyes, tried to figure out
what I should do.  I found a piece of paper and wrote on it in black
marker, `Party Cancelled - Emergency – Sorry'.  The word Emergency ended
up kind of squished at the end of the second line but I didn't care, it was
only a temporary fix.  When everything appeared quite I checked out the
peephole.  Seeing the coast was clear I opened the door and taped the sign
to it before shutting and locking it securely.
	I returned to the kitchen and tried to think clearly.  It hit me
like a ton of bricks.  Only one person had those pictures besides me.  My
ex, Mike, had to be the one who'd posted the ads.  I picked up my cell and
tried to remember his number.  Slowly it came back to me and I dialed.  It
went straight to voice mail.  In the few minutes it had taken me to figure
it out I'd grown more angry than I could ever remember being.  "Mike, you
motherfucker!  I want this shit over!  Now!"  After yelling into the phone
I disconnected and tossed it onto the counter.  I didn't know any other
numbers for him so I paced around the kitchen, running my hands through my
hair.  I tried to think of who I might call that knew his new home number
or where he might be.
	I used to think Mike was a good guy.  We'd been together for two
years, lived together for one.  It wasn't until I caught him cheating that
I found out how much of a douchebag he really was.  It started with a
fragment of IM chat between him and some guy named hawtboi87 that I found
on the computer.  Then I checked his email and facebook, the passwords were
all saved on the computer so it wasn't even difficult.  When he wasn't
paying attention I checked his phone and found texts and pictures, a
profile on grindr.  He'd been hooking up with other guys almost since we
first started dating.
	Within two days I was packed and moved out.  I stayed with my
brother until I could find a place and ended up buying the condo I now
lived in.  I couldn't believe after all the fights and begging, all the
promises that he'd change, that this was even happening.  Suddenly I felt
like I was living a Lifetime movie of the week.  Just what the hell am I
supposed to do, I wondered.
	I did the only thing that always helped, I called my brother.
Donny was two years older than me and as far as big brothers went I'd
lucked out.  He was the best.  I grabbed up the phone and found him in my
contacts.
	"Hey, little bother.  What's happenin?"  He picked up on the first
ring and I could hear my niece and nephews yelling in the background.
	"Man, I need your help.  I don't know what to do."  I jumped right
in and explained what was happening.  To be honest I was a little afraid
that I was making more out of it than I was but as I was talking another
car pulled up out front.  I told Donny to hold on and listened to the steps
of someone on the other side of the front door.  Luckily they didn't knock
and a minute later they left.  I told Donny the rest of the story.  "What
should I do, Donny?"
	"Damn, Billy.  You have to call the police, bro.  That's some
serious shit."  The background noise had decreased and I could just picture
him walking out into the formal family room where his kids never went.
	"I don't know."  I hesitated.  "What if it's someone I know that
shows up?  I work with a lot of police officers.  I don't want my business
getting out, you know?  I don't want to be known as the gay EMT for the
rest of my life."  More than that I felt humiliated that this could even
happen to me, like it was all my fault.
	"I get it, Billy, but what he did is illegal.  I never liked that
bastard.  Listen, we could go and hunt this fucker down and beat him but
then we'll just get in trouble.  I have a better idea.  Let me check
something out and I'll call you in five.  Maybe you should come over here?"
	"I'll wait `til I hear back from you.  Hey, Donny?  Thanks for
this."
	"Five minutes, Billy.  Don't open your door, okay?"
	"Got it," I told him and hung up.
	It was actually only three minutes but it felt like an eternity.
Especially because another car pulled up and at least two guys came to the
door.  They banged on it a few times before leaving.  When Donny called
back he had a phone number and a name.
	"Detective Marquez.  He'll help you out and keep things quiet.
Call him as soon as you hang up, Billy."
	"Will do.  Thanks again."  Donny worked for the District Attorney
and worked with a lot of cops.  I just hoped he knew what he was talking
about.  I called the number he'd given me.
	"Marquez," a deep voice said.  It sounded scratchy, like I'd maybe
woke him up.
	"Um, hey, I...  My name's William Reynolds.  My brother, Donny,
gave me your number.  Sorry if I woke you.  I just... need some help."
	"Yeah, I know Don.  What's up?"  I told him the whole sorry mess as
quickly and succinctly as I could.  For as much as it seemed like huge
drama it only took me about two minutes to get the facts out.
	"So these guys keep coming and I'm not sure what to do about it," I
finished lamely.
	"What's your address?" he asked.  I gave it to him and he said,
"I'll be there in ten minutes.  Don't answer the door for anyone but me,
got it?"
	It was more like fifteen minutes and three more ignored visitors
before he arrived.  He banged on the door and shouted out, "It's me.
Marquez."  I unlatched the deadbolt and opened the door for him.  I guess I
was expecting and old, grizzled detective like Colombo or something.  This
Marquez was well into his thirties.  Around my height, just over six feet,
he filled up the foyer with his presence.  His wrinkled dress shirt and
jeans couldn't hide a powerful body.
	He hadn't shaved in days and his hair was a sloppy mess of jet
black curls on his head.  He stuck a big paw out for me to shake.  He had a
firm grip.  I led him into the kitchen and offered him coffee which he
gladly accepted.  I took a seat across from him with my own coffee and went
over the story for him a second time, including my reluctance to call the
police.  I even got out my laptop and showed him the ads I'd found.
	The entire time I couldn't keep my eyes off him.  When we both
leaned in close to the screen I could smell the minty scent of his
toothpaste over the coffee.  He had the most perfect straight white teeth.
"And you're sure that these images are all of you?" he asked, drawing me
out of my daydream.  He tapped the one of my cock with his forefinger.
	"Yeah, it's me," I confirmed, blushing.  "I know I'm kinda' being a
pussy about all this but I wasn't sure what to do and Donny said I should
call you.  I don't want to waste your time, Detective.  I'm sorry you had
to come over here and...," and coddle me, I wanted to finish.  He put his
hand on top of mine and gave it a gentle squeeze.
	"None of this is your fault, Mr. Reynolds.  You need to remember
that."
	"Thanks, and call me Bill.  I just feel so stupid-,"
	"No," he cut me off.  "You're the victim here.  He had no right to
do this to you.  At the very least he's committed Aggravated Harassment
against you.  I work in the Family Violence Unit and this is definitely a
domestic offense.  Don't let yourself feel guilty because none of it is
your fault."
	"Thanks," I whispered.  I turned my hand in his and held it for a
second.  I was on the verge of tears suddenly and yet my cock was getting
hard.  "What do we do now?" I asked without meeting his eyes.
	"I want you to go to your brother's house for the day.  You may
have to spend the night so pack a bag.  I'll have a cruiser patrol through
here to keep an eye on things.  I'm going to my office and I'll handle the
rest.  Hopefully we'll get the ads down ASAP and you can get back to your
life."
	"I appreciate it, Detective.  I'll go pack right now."  I pushed
away from the kitchen table and took my hand away from his.
	"You do that.  And call me Joe," he said from behind me.  I
couldn't fight the grin that wanted to creep onto my face.
	I had a bag packed and we left the condo ten minutes later.  I
shook his hand again at the curb and got in my car.  I drove off towards
Donny's and called him on the way, telling him what was happening.  He was
happy to have me.  My oh-so-helpful brother couldn't wait to see me,
informing me that he'd be happy to have a babysitter over for the night.
	In the afternoon I got a call from Detective Marquez, or Joe.  He
told me the ads had been removed but he didn't want me to return home right
away, at least not until he could get an officer to escort me.  I promised
I'd wait to hear from him.
	I spent the evening with the kids while Donny and his wife went
out.  We played board games and ate pizza before movies and bed.  I let
them stay up two extra hours and earned the title Best Uncle Ever.  It was
fun but I kept wondering what was happening with my ex, Mike, and what Joe
was doing.  But the kids had worn me out and I was in the guest bedroom not
long after them, well before my brother and sister-in-law got home.
	Joe called in the morning and said it was okay to go home, that he
had someone waiting there for me.  I was more than ready to get back.  It
wasn't often I got weekend days off and I was already regretting the day
I'd missed.  Not that I didn't have fun with my brother's family but I'd
wanted to cut loose a little on my own.  I told Joe I'd be there in twenty
minutes.  I thanked Donny and my sister-in- law, both of them looked
hungover, said goodbye to the kids and took off.
	I was surprised to find Joe waiting in his car for me.  He got out
as I pulled in.  He must have just recently showered because he looked
freshly shaved and his dark hair was tamed down into a side- part that
would've made a lesser man look geeky.  Today he was wearing a simple white
t-shirt and faded jeans.  His bronze skin gleamed in the sunlight as he
waited for me by the front walkway with a half-smile on his face.
Definitely no hiding that he had an impressive body.
	"Hey, Bill," he greeted me as I climbed from the car.  "I took a
walk around the outside and everything looks okay but I'll go in first just
to make sure.  You wait out here," he said and walked up to me with his
hand out.  I put my keys in his palm with the house key out.  He jogged up
to the front door and let himself in.  He was back in a matter of minutes,
waving me in.
	God, it was a relief to be back home and know the whole ordeal was
over for the time being.  I pulled my hasty sign off the door as I came in.
Everything seemed normal so I dumped my bag in the living room and went
straight to the kitchen.  I'd showered at Donny's but it was still pretty
early so I made a pot of coffee while Joe watched.
	"So, what happened yesterday?"  I was dying of curiosity by this
time.  And I really didn't want Joe to leave yet.
	"Well, I tracked down Mike.  He was still at the apartment you'd
rented together.  He tried to deny everything but I'd already done some
checking.  I had a warrant for craigslist and got the IP address of the
computer that had posted the ads.  It matched Mike's internet connection.
I also had a warrant to confiscate his computer and cellphone so I did.
That really got him worked up."
	"Oh man, I bet it did.  He was probably shitting his pants."
	"Yeah, pretty much," Joe replied with a grin.  "Anyway, long story
short, he knew he was screwed.  He admitted to everything, kept saying it
was just a prank.  I got him to take down the ads.  It wasn't just
craigslist, by the way, he put stuff up on five other sites as well.  I
took the computer and cellphone.  I'll try to get any images of you I can
find but if he has them saved on a remote server or a flashdrive somewhere
I won't be able to do anything about it."
	"Wow, it's all good.  That's still pretty amazing.  Honestly, I
can't thank you enough..."  I brought him a mug of coffee but he held up a
hand to stop me.
	"No, I was just doing my job.  I was happy to help."
	"Still, I appreciate it.  So, will Mike get in a lot of trouble?"
	"Well, he'll be charged but, to tell you the truth, he doesn't have
much of a history and he'll most likely get it pled down to a misdemeanor
with probation.  At least he'll be leaving you alone now.  I made sure he
got the message that you're not to be fucked with.  You may have to testify
if he fights the charges but I don't think he will."
	"Huh, I don't think this could get any more embarrassing," I
deadpanned.
	"You've got nothing to be ashamed of, Bill."
	"Yeah, right," I laughed.  "Except the fact that pictures of me
naked were all over the internet?"
	"Well, I'll grant you the pictures aren't anywhere near as good as
the real thing," he said under his breath.  I'd been staring down into my
coffee when he started speaking.  When he finished I looked up to meet his
eyes.  The heat from him was practically scorching.  "And your cock," he
continued in his deep, quiet voice.  "You'll get no complaints there.
Certainly not from me."
	"Yeah?" I asked.  And when had my voice gotten so husky.  I hardly
dared to believe that what was happening was actually happening.  Joe
Marquez was coming on to me?  I almost wanted to get up and dance.
	"Yeah."  He took my hand and stood, pulling me up with him.  Then I
was in his arms and mine were going around his waist.  I took in the fresh
scent of him just before our lips met.  For a man I didn't know all that
well he kissed like a lover, like we'd done it a thousand times.  I met his
lips with an open mouth and our tongues tangled together.  He tasted good
and his lips were a little scratchy, as if he'd been chewing on them.
	His hands moved over my shoulders and one held my head at the base
of my skull, the other coming forward to palm my jaw so his thumb could
brush over my cheek.  My own hands traveled over the soft cotton of his
t-shirt, intent to map out every inch of his beefy body.  I bumped my hips
into his and felt the responding hardness grind against mine.  It felt like
I hadn't been so turned on in forever, since I was sixteen and sucking my
first cock.
	"Mmm," he groaned into my mouth, the rumble from his chest
vibrating against mine.  Joe pulled back and took my bottom lip between
his, sucking on it.  I felt the pull all the way down into my balls.  It
was my first sign that Joe was more than just a casual hook-up because a
little kissing shouldn't have me on the edge of creaming my underwear.
	I attacked his mouth with mine, nipping and sucking, I pushed my
tongue into his mouth as far as it would go.  Needing to breathe I pushed
him off me, hard enough to make him stumble back.  I felt drunk with lust,
following right behind him.  I grabbed his shirt to steady him and pulled
him into my body again.  His hand came up to my face and his thumb traced
over my lips.  I opened and took it in, suckling on it.
	"Dios," he muttered.  His eyes were dark with lust, almost scary in
their intensity.  "I knew you'd be like this.  Like an animal," he said
like he was talking to himself.  His eyes focused on my lips where they
were wrapped around his thumb and he sucked in a deep breath.
	He pulled his thumb away and met my lips in a frantic kiss.  His
hands dropped to my shorts and he began unbuttoning, unzipping until the
cargos were pooled at my feet in seconds.  Then his hands went under my
t-shirt, running up my sides until the fabric was bunched beneath my arms.
I lifted them up and he tugged the shirt off, breaking contact just enough
to get it past my mouth.
	The need to feel his skin against mine provoked me to do the same
and seconds later we were pressed bare chest to bare chest.  The tickle of
hair prickling against my smooth body, I was dying to see him.  When I
pushed him away this time he didn't go far but fell to his knees.  He
pressed his face into my belly and kissed his way down until he could mouth
my hard cock through my boxers.
	Grabbing the waistband, Joe made short work of the underwear and
they were soon pooled at my feet with my shorts.  Taking each cheek of my
ass in his big hands he enveloped my cock.  I tried to muffle my cry of
surprise as I slipped down his throat.  The tight heat consumed me.  He
roughly dug his fingers into the cheeks of my ass, separating and lifting.
	I stared down at the top of his dark head, watched it pull back
before swallowing my length again.  The suction he generated yanked against
the roots of my nerve endings.  He pulled back again and there was the
slightest scratch of teeth against the hot-spot on the underside of my cock
where the head flared from the shaft.  Every muscle in my legs went rigid
and my hands dug into his hair.
	"Fuck, Joe."  I wanted to scream or cry.  Instead I pushed my hips
forward and fucked my swollen cock down into his throat.  He took it
without protest, encouraged me with his hands on my ass.  And just the
thought that he wanted me to fuck his face, knew with confidence that he
could take it, tripped my trigger.
	"Joe...," I'm going to come, I wanted to say.  It was already too
late.  The shots of semen ripped out of my cock and I bent forward slightly
as I gripped his head and fired straight into his throat.  It felt like my
balls were turning inside-out.  I'd have toppled forward if he wasn't there
to support me.  It was so intense my body trembled.  Joe forced himself out
of my death grip to take the last spurts on his tongue and swallowing
around my cock.
	He lapped and cleaned my cock with his tongue until it was too much
for my sensitive dick to take.  I stumbled a step back, pulling free of his
mouth but still holding his head.  He looked up at me with a wide smile.  I
couldn't help the goofy grin that I sent back in return.  His hands ran
down the back of my thighs and over my calves.  He helped me step out of my
sneakers and the clothing around my ankles, even my socks.  Completely
naked he got to his feet and kissed me.
	I tasted my come in his mouth, groaned out my renewing lust.  We
held each other tighter and I felt his cock straining against my hip
through his jeans.  "Fuck, Joe," I said against his lips.  I stepped back
to get on my knees before him but he stopped me.  My eyes met his while his
hands held firmly onto my biceps.
	"How do you feel about fucking?" he asked with a smile and a dark
gleam in his eyes.
	"Yeah," I sighed, getting harder even while a nervous chill raced
through my stomach.  It'd been awhile but Joe Marquez was just the man to
put an end to that.
	"Yeah," he replied and took my hand to pull me from the kitchen.
He led me upstairs and seemed to know exactly which room was my bedroom.  I
followed his perfect ass, watching it move under the layer of blue jeans,
the top of his white briefs peeking out.
	"Condoms?" he asked after he'd pushed me down on the bed.
	"Top drawer," I told him from my sprawled position and nodded
towards the bedside table.  He opened it as he unbuttoned his jeans with
the other hand.  I couldn't take my eyes of his body.  The heavy chest with
the coating of swirling dark hair, the trim stomach and lean hips drew my
eyes.  His arms bulged as he pulled out the bottle of lube with one hand
and unzipped with the other, his lats popping as he bent forward.  The lube
was followed by a handful of condoms spread out on the tabletop.
	He faced me again and dug his thumbs under the waistband of his
underwear.  He pushed them and the jeans down and off.  His cock bounced up
into view and I sucked in a gasp.  Big wasn't the right word to describe
it, though it was.  Meaty or grisly would be better, something visceral and
alive.  One corner of my lips curled up in a feral grin at the challenge it
presented.
	Naked he climbed up onto the bed and settled himself over me.  Like
it was natural I spread my legs and welcomed him to cradle his hips
between.  Our cocks brushed and I hadn't realized I was hard again until
the zing of contact raced through me.  He kissed me possessively before
getting onto his knees and retrieving the lube.  I watched him while he
poured some into his palm and over his fingers, caught the jerk of his cock
from the corner of my eye.
	He didn't need to say anything and I pulled my legs back, spreading
them and exposing my hole.  He looked at it long enough to make me nervous
before his slick fingers moved into the crease.  He rubbed over it
experimentally and I tightened for him.  With a flick he pushed the pad of
one finger into me and I tried to relax.
	"You feel like a virgin," he said.  His eyes remained fixed on
where his finger barely penetrated me.
	"I'm not but it's been a long time," I told him.  His eyes flew to
mine and he seemed to understand, caught the meaning behind my words.
Without breaking eye contact he slid the finger in further.
	"You sure you want this?"  I bit into my bottom lip and nodded.  He
pushed into the last knuckle and twisted it.  He found my prostate and
pressed against it, making me hiss.
	"I really want this," I told him as I fisted my hands in the
sheets.
	"I've wanted this since the moment I met you."  He pulled back on
his finger to add another.  He fucked me with them for a few minutes then
spread them, stretching me.  I dug my head back into the pillow and
groaned.  I looked down and saw him angle his palm up so the lube there
would run down into me.  I relaxed into the invasion and felt my hole
loosen further.  "You do want this," he said as a third finger slipped
inside.
	I ignored the pinch of pain and pushed up into his hand.  As he
pushed the tightly bunched fingers into my chute he would twist them.
Slowly he spread them and let me feel more of a stretch.  I grinded down on
them with my ass muscles and opened even wider when I released the clench.
	"Now, Joe.  I'm ready..."  Ready for anything and everything.  I
needed him inside me like I need my next breath.
	He leaned over me to grab a condom and I couldn't help reaching up
to lick over one of his tiny nipples.  He moaned and shoved his fingers
into me hard.  He straightened up and used his teeth to open the package.
Expertly he rolled the rubber on one-handed.
	Withdrawing his fingers from my ass he dropped forward onto his
other hand over me.  I watched him slick the remaining lube over his cock.
He pushed it down and aimed it for my vulnerable opening.  I reached down
to spread my cheeks for him.  He moved into position and his cock pressed
hard against the ring guarding my chute.
	I wrapped my legs around his hips and used them to pull him
forward.  As he slowly breached me I grabbed onto his shoulders with my
hands and pushed out with my internal muscles.  In a rush his cock slid
home and I gasped for air.
	Joe let his weight down onto both his forearms and watched my face
from inches away.  With incredible patience he flexed his hips and twisted
them in a small circle that made his cock rub over every part of my tight
passage.  It felt so good that I was compelled to pull him down onto me.
He still supported most of his weight on his arms but our skin was in
thrilling contact from our chests down to where his cock lay sheathed
inside me.  I bit at his shoulder and squirmed to give some friction to my
hard cock where it was trapped between our stomachs.
	His head fell forward and pressed against mine.  A deep groan
welled up out of his chest and sighed out against my ear.  When he didn't
start moving I milked at his cock with my internal muscles and earned
another moan.  "Fuck me, Joe."  I'd never felt so wanton or less
embarrassed to ask for what I needed.  He eased the big meat out of me with
a motion of his hips and shoved it back home.
	"That's what you want, Billy?"  More than anything, I wanted to
say.  Talking was proving hard to do so I answered by working my hips.  Joe
dragged my right leg up and over his shoulder.  It left me wide open to his
thrusts.  He took the opportunity to start really moving.
	The friction along the opening of my ass with the constant movement
and pressure against my prostate had me reeling.  I'd forgotten how good it
could feel.  I began actively meeting each lunge as Joe slammed his hips
into mine.  Digging into the muscles of his back I sought leverage to move
and connect with him.  I was rapidly rising to a second orgasm.  I pressed
my mouth against my right knee, Joe had my right leg pressed tight against
my body, and squeezed my eyes shut to concentrate.  I fought to keep the
tide of my pleasure at bay.
	Joe continued to power that meaty cock into my hungry ass, like a
machine he fucked me hard and deep.  I could feel myself coming apart; a
constant stream of sounds pouring out of me in a way I would have never
normally allowed.  Whining, whimpering and begging like a puppy.  The
detective was breaking through barriers I didn't even know I had.  Later
I'd wonder if it was because of Mike's prank or if I'd developed some kind
of white-knight thing for Joe.  In the moment I was sunk completely into
the feelings that were swamping my body in sensation.
	With a cry into Joe's neck I felt myself plummet over the edge.  It
pumped out of my cock in a rush pushed from his cock pistoning into my ass.
I clutched onto him even tighter and let the come wash out of me and seep
into the space between us.  Joe wasn't unaffected.  As my ass tightened
around his cock he lost his steady pacing and his rampaging cock stuttered
inside me.  I felt the swell of his dick and the throbbing heat of it as he
shot off.  With a ragged moan he planted himself deep and his head shot up
until the tendons in his neck stood out.  He managed a few more thrusts
before stilling completely.
	When he was spent he reached down and held the condom as he eased
out of me.  I felt downright fucked and laid back as he settled beside me,
matching sloppy grins on our faces.  He settled on his side, facing me, and
rested a hand on my heaving chest.  "Yeah," was all I could think to say.
	"Yeah," he chuckled.  We relaxed and caught our breath.
	"You have any plans for the rest of today?" I finally asked,
cutting my eyes over to him.  I caught him studying my face.
	"Besides trying that doggie-style?"  He laughed at the roll of my
eyes.  "My only plans are watching out for your personal safety,
Mr. Reynolds."  He let his hand roam south of my chest.
	"I appreciate that, Detective Marquez.  Maybe you'll let me buy you
some lunch?  You know, in gratitude."  I let my hand wander away from my
side and groped his sticky cock.
	"Are you asking me on a date?" he asked.  The gentle bantering was
keeping me from my usual head-trip.
	"Yeah, is that okay?"  Really, I realized, I didn't know the man at
all.
	"More than okay, Billy, but I don't know if we'll be making it out
of this bed today.  I get off duty around seven on Wednesday you wanna do
dinner?"  The whole time we talked his cock was getting firmer under my
palm.
	"I'm working second shift, I get off around eleven.  Can you do
later?"  Now he was hard enough so I could actually stroke him, encourage
more blood into his cock.
	"Yeah, I'm off on Thursday so we could do a late dinner...  And
breakfast in bed?"
	"That sounds great, I love getting served breakfast in bed."  I let
my thumb rub through the pre-come on his head.
	"Whoa, who said you're getting breakfast in bed?" he asked with an
exaggeratedly aggrieved expression.  "It's my day off," he whined.
	"But I have to work Thursday afternoon so..."
	"Well... ugh, shit."  I'd reached further down and squeezed his
balls.  "We'll work it out later," he said as he spread his legs open
enough for me to really feel his jewels.  "Now, back to that doggie- style
thing," he said with his eyes closed.

Six Months Later
	I stared down at my lover, Joe, stretched out across our bed.  The
covers were pushed down to his waist in the light of an early autumn
morning.  He always took up all the space on the bed and I'd been half
buried under him less than hour ago.  Now I was showered and dressed in the
dark blue pants and light blue polo of my uniform.
	He was on his belly, his sides gently expanding with each deep
breath, and his face buried in one of the pillows.  I studied the breadth
of his back and the rounded caps of his shoulders all relaxed in sleep.  He
had a year round golden tan and I was tempted to lean down and taste his
skin.
	"Wake up, babe, it's time," I called out.  I ghosted a finger down
the line of his spine and saw the twitch in his muscles.  He groaned into
the pillow but didn't move.  I smacked his blanket covered ass.  "Come on,
get up."
	"You wore me out last night," he grumbled from the pillows.
	"Are you kidding?  I'm the one walking funny," I told him with a
laugh.
	"Hey, you were beggin' for it," he said as he turned over and eyed
me with a sleepy gaze.  I laughed and held out the mug of coffee I'd made
for him.  He sat up a little and took the mug.  He sniffed at it with an
appreciative moan before taking a sip.  "Oh man, you're a keeper," he told
me with a wink.
	"Lucky for you," I replied, turning away.  I went to the dresser
and started putting my keys and wallet in my pockets.
	"I saw an interesting ad on craigslist," he said.
	"Oh yeah?  What did it say?" I asked without turning around.
	"Well, I saw the title `Horny Cop' so I clicked on it.  The ad
said, `Horny and hung cop looking for sexy paramedic for morning blowjob.'"
I turned around to find that Joe had flipped back the covers so I could see
his big cock was hard and laying over his belly.
	"You're a cocky bastard," I told him with a chuckle.
	"And that's why you love me...  Yeah?"
	"Yeah."  I stepped closer to the bed.  Before I could get on the
mattress I looked up at him with his sexy grin, wide awake now.  "I have to
be out the door in ten minutes."
	"I can work with that," Joe said.