Date: Thu, 18 Jan 2007 18:25:15 -0500
From: kicky1000@yahoo.com
Subject: Layover

				  Layover

				    By

				Little Dan

I have been a pilot for North Pacific Airlines for over ten years now.  For
the first eight years my private life was nobody's business, but then I came
out of the closet.  Or rather, I was forced out of the closet, much to my
discomfort.

It had been on a flight to Seattle.  We were laying over and flying back to
Chicago the next morning.  I was rooming with my co-pilot, Kevin Sully, in
the Belford Hotel.  The flight crew took the bus into town and Kevin and I
checked into our room, while the flight attendants checked into theirs.

It was a small room with twin beds, but adequate for the two of us.  North
Pacific doesn't put the staff up in luxury hotels.   We all met down in the
dining room and had dinner, and if it had been late at night as usual, I
would have gone right up to bed after dinner, but it was very early and I
had the whole night ahead of me, and to tell the truth, I was feeling a
little horny.

I knew there was this boy bar across town, and I really wanted to go and see
what I could pick up, and maybe stick my dick into.  I told Kevin I was
going to go out and have a few drinks, did he mind? And he said 'no' so I
went.  I knew he would go right upstairs.  He had just recently married a
scarce month before the stork arrived, and I knew that he would just go up
to his room, and would not want to accompany me, thinking that I would be
going out to pick up some girl to lay.   He would not want to commit
adultery, I was sure.

I hailed a taxi and took it across town to the Silver Buckle, which I had
noticed on several previous trips, but had not had the chance or the nerve
to go into.  Plus, I usually land late and have to fly out early, so I don't
get much chance to fool around.  But now I had that chance.   I got out of
the cab in front of the Silver Buckle and paid the driver.  I looked up and
down the street for a few minutes before going in.  The street was pretty
empty except that I saw a few guys going into the establishment across the
street, the Precious Pussycat.  I could tell from the signs out front that
it was an adult establishment that offered adult entertainment, such as
girly lap dancing.  Not my thing.

I went into the Silver Buckle and went up to the bar.  I was wearing a gray
wool sweater over a tee shirt, and a pair of gray slacks.  I had taken off
my flight uniform, the one with my nametag on it.  You can't be too careful.
I ordered a beer and soon got into a conversation with a friendly young
Seattle man who was standing next to me at the bar.  We hit it off really
well, and it didn't take me long to decide I wanted to fuck him, and I hoped
he wanted me to fuck him.

He said his name was Terrence Grant and he worked in advertising.  I asked
him if he lived in town, and he said 'yes,' which was good, and then I asked
him did he live alone, and he said 'yes' which was also good, and I kept
hinting that he should invite me over to his place for a drink, and maybe a
little something more.  "I don't live in town," I told him.  "I'm only here
overnight and sharing a hotel room with another guy, so I can't invite you
back to my place."

"Usually I don't like to take people home," he said, "but you seem to be an
all right guy, I hope, so I guess, yeah, I guess we could go up to my
apartment and have a drink."

"Great," I said.  It had only taken me three hours to get to this point, and
I didn't have all night.  I had to fly out in the morning, and I did have to
get back to the hotel and get some shut-eye.  But I really did want to fool
around a little first.

Terrence and I walked to the door, and I don't usually do this, but I was
feeling so horny, and he was so cute, and I just wanted to grab him and kiss
him and start getting into the mood, so when we got out on the street, I
turned to him and pulled him against me, and started to kiss him.  The
street was empty, so it was okay.

He started kissing me back, and it was like we didn't want to let go of each
other.  I was rubbing my hands all over his cute round behind, and he was
kind of feeling my prick through my pants.  Good.  It was settled.  I would
be the one to fuck him.

Suddenly someone screamed at me from across the street  "Hilton, you fucking
faggot."  It was my co-pilot, Kevin Sully, coming out of the Precious
Pussycat with some blonde bimbo on his arm.  Oh, my god!   I froze mouth to
mouth with Terrence.  I have never been so embarrassed in my life.  On the
other hand, here he was a newly married man with this blonde babe, obviously
going to commit adultery, which is breaking a commandment.  'Thou shalt not
be a faggot' is not a commandment, so who was he to cast stones?

"You fucking faggot.  Do not come back to that hotel room tonight.  I am not
going to hole up in the same room as some queer.  Keep out of my way," he
expounded, and since he was bigger than me, and I didn't want to have a big
scene in the hotel, I decided that I would spend the night with Terrence.

"You don't mind if I stay here all night, do you?" I asked Terrence when we
got up to his apartment.

"No.  No.  That's great.  Stay here," he told me.

We didn't have any drinks, even though we were supposed to have been going
to his place for a drink.  We went right into the bedroom and we both got
undressed.  He was a neat little package.  White skin, with rosy cheeks, and
even his asscheeks were rosy.  And he had a beautiful ass, I couldn't wait
to get my cock in there.   The two of us fell on the bed, and started
kissing.  We sort of picked up where we had left off in the street, when we
had been so rudely interrupted.   Terrence was a great kisser, and I was
getting so turned on.  My dick was so hard, it was almost hurting me.

"Suck my dick," I told him, and he immediately complied.  I lay there on the
pillow while he knelt over my crotch and took my pecker into his mouth.  I
just relaxed and let him do his work, though I knew I didn't want to come in
his mouth.  I was saving that for his beautiful ass.   But it was all just a
little bit spoiled by what had just happened in the street.  I mean, I was
really disturbed.  I kept thinking about it and remembering it, and
wondering what was going to happen, because I knew Kevin was going to tell
everybody that I was queer, and this was so fucking upsetting that I almost
lost my hard-on, but Terrence just wouldn't let me go down.  He really loved
sucking dick.

Finally, I eased him over on his stomach, and laid him flat, and stuck my
dick between his beautiful rosy cheeks, and I felt it slowly sliding into
him.  He had certainly been well-fucked before, and it felt so great.  That
body heat surrounding my stiff dick.  Nothing like it.  So great.  I fucked
him so slowly, hardly even moving.  It felt so great, I wanted it to last
the whole fucking night.   We just kept up a nice slow fuck for almost an
hour, and then I felt I couldn't hold it off any longer, and I shot my cum
out into his rosy ass.  He turned his face to the side, and we kissed, and
then we both fell asleep, with my dick still inside his butt.

The next morning, I kissed Terrence goodbye, and said I hoped we would meet
up again soon, and he said he hoped so too, and then I took a cab back to
the hotel to pick up my uniform and the rest of my gear.  Thank heaven that
Kevin was not in the room.

I took a cab out to the airport and boarded the plane.   The rest of the
crew was already on board.   Madge and Penelope, the two front flight
attendants turned their faces away when I came on board, so I knew that
Kevin had opened his big mouth.  Fucking bastard.  I took my seat in the
cockpit, and he was sitting next to me, and all the while I was checking the
instruments and getting ready for take- off he kept saying things like
"Fucking faggot," and "pervert," and "disgusting queer bastard," and other
nice things.

He told management that I was a queer and that he never wanted to be put on
a flight with me again, because he wouldn't bed down next to a fucking
queer.  Management was very nice about the whole thing.  After all, North
Pacific Airlines does offer domestic partner benefits, so they're not
entirely intolerant.  Still, not having a domestic partner and the need to
avail myself of those benefits, I had been entirely happy keeping my private
sexual proclivities to myself.

So, I kept my job and everything was just the same as it was before, except
now I never flew with Kevin Sully as my co-pilot, and also I was 'out'.
Every one knew all about my sexual orientation.  Well, okay.  It was kind of
a relief not to have pretend all the time that I had all these phantom
girlfriends and was a big ass man.  Well, I was a big ass man.  Just not a
woman's ass.

And for a long time I never had any trouble.  My co-pilot/roommates were
perfect gentlemen and never mentioned the subject.  Of course, they were
careful to undress in the bathroom, but I completely understood.

But one day, I was piloting this flight to Cincinnati, I had been supposed
to fly with one of my regular co-pilots, Gilbert Rand, but he suddenly came
down with the flu, and they assigned me a new co-pilot, with whom I had
never flown before.

"Hi, I'm Cal Sutton," he said as he came into the cockpit, his right hand
outstretched.  We shook hands.  He had quite a grip.

"Hilton Rogers," I told him.

"I know.  Great to meet you," he said, and he flashed a big smile displaying
an even row of very white perfectly-formed teeth.   He was a good-looking
guy all right.  Tall, muscular, dark, with thick black hair.  But he was my
co-pilot and not a possible sex partner.  And also, I noticed this big gold
wedding band on his left hand.

I started my instrument check, and Cal just kept chatting away.  He was
distracting me.  I was trying to ensure the safety of my 173 passengers, and
he's sitting there telling me all about his beautiful sexy wife, Joyce, and
his two adorable children, Jacob and Franz,  7 and 5, whose pictures he just
happened to have right there in his wallet, which he whipped out to show me.
Pretty wife.  Cute kids.   I went back to my duties.  He continued to
rhapsodize about his family life, and the barbecue they had had last Sunday,
after which the kids went home with their grandparents, and he and Joyce got
it on really hot and heavy.  And that Joyce was just a firecracker.  So good
in bed.  He was such a lucky guy.  And on.  And on.  And on.  I had to
listen to this throughout the whole trip.  I wondered if he had heard about
me, and wanted to establish the fact early on that he was extremely
heterosexual and attached.

We landed in Cincinnati at ten p.m. and the whole crew took a minibus over
to the Airport Harley Hotel, where we were to sleep.  There were four flight
attendants, and Ellen and Daisy got to room together, as did Harriet and
Carla.  I had Cal.

We got up to the room.

"I'm bushed," I told him.  "I'm gonna sack out right now."

"Me too," he said.

I took off all my clothes except my jockey shorts, because I slept in those,
and I climbed into the bed near the window.  He took off everything, even
his boxers, and then went into the bathroom to brush his teeth, after which
he came out and stood in front of the night table between the two beds,
reading the breakfast menu, and other literature.   His cock and balls were
literally six inches from my face.  Obviously he wasn't aware that I was the
company faggot.  He even reached down and started scratching his balls, "Got
a little itch," he explained, but I could almost swear he was getting a
little bit of a hard-on.  I couldn't watch all this and keep my composure,
so I turned on my side to face the window and closed my eyes.

"Turn out the light when you're finished reading," I told him.

"Sure thing," he said.  And after a few minutes, I heard a click, and I
could tell that the room was dark, and I heard him climbing into his own
bed, the one nearest the door.

I was just on the verge of falling asleep when he spoke.

"So what's it like?"

"What's what like?" I asked.

"You know.  Having sex with another guy."

How was I supposed to answer that question.  What a stupid question.

"I like it," I told him.

"I bet it's really hot."

"I guess so," I told him.

"I often wondered what it would be like, you know, to suck another guy's
cock."

"I think we should get some sleep," I told him.  I really didn't want to
pursue this any further.  But he continued.

"I bet it's really hot.  You know.  To have another guy's stiff dick in your
mouth.  I always wondered what it would be like.  Maybe someday, I'd like to
try it.'

"If that's what you want," I told him, trying to end the conversation.

"Do you like getting your cock sucked?"

"Of course," I said impatiently.  He was just not going to let up.  Was he
trying to torture me?  "Who doesn't like to get his cock sucked?" I asked
him.

"That's right.  Nobody.  That's who."

"Right," I said.  "It's getting really late.  We have to fly back to Chicago
in the  morning."

"I know. I know," he said.  "It just seems like such a great opportunity."

I didn't say anything, so he just kept on.

"I know you really like to get your dick sucked, and I was just thinking
that maybe I could do something for you."

"Like what?" I asked, knowing very well where this was going.

"Whatever you want," he told me.  "I'd be willing to do whatever you want.
Like if you wanted me to suck your cock, I would do it for you.  I know I'm
just a stupid inexperienced straight man, but I wouldn't mind trying it to
help you out, if you really want to get your cock sucked."

The cock he was referring to was getting harder and harder, but I tried
desperately to head off an uncomfortable situation.   "No.  That's very
sweet of you," I told him, "And I appreciate your offer, but I think we
should turn in."

And then I heard his bed creak, and I knew he had stood up and was standing
right behind my back with his big prick dangling, or maybe it wasn't
dangling now.  I was not going to look.  But then I felt him sitting on the
edge of my bed, and I felt his hand reach under the blanket and touch my
back.  It kind of gently moved down and brushed my asscheeks, and at that
point I turned and was lying flat on my back, and his large hand reached
into my jockeys, and closed around my considerably large erection.  It was
inevitable.

"You got a big cock," he told me, appreciatively.

"Yeah," I said.  "I know."

"Man.  That's some big motherfucker.  I wonder if I could even get my mouth
around that thing."

I didn't answer him.  I just lay there helplessly as he stroked and stroked
my dick.  Then he kind of moved down on the bed and threw the blankets down
on the floor.  Then I felt him tugging at my jockeys.  I raised my ass off
the mattress so that he could get them off.  I felt his five o'clock stubble
brushing against the sensitive head of my penis, and it was not entirely
unpleasant.  He was rubbing my cock up and down his cheek.  Up and down.  Up
and down.

"I wonder if I could even get my mouth around this big motherfucker," he
wondered, and with that I felt the warmth of his mouth encircle my 'big
motherfucker.'

He started to lick and suck and savor it, and he was making little happy
mewling noises the whole time.

"Oh.  This is so great.  This is so great.  I love it.  I never knew
cocksucking could be so great.  I'm in love with your dick, man.  Do you
mind?"

"I don't mind," I assured him, after which he continued to slurp and
slobber.  Man.  He really did love to suck dick.  He then started to explore
my balls, and lavished a great deal of affection on each of them, and he
licked the inside of my thighs from my kneecaps all the way up into my pubic
area, which tickled, but felt really good.  And now he was going back to my
dick and sucking it for all he was worth, and I was starting to feel like he
was going to make me come, and my hips started bucking up toward his face,
which made him suck all the harder, and then I felt the bed rocking a
little, and I knew that he was jerking himself as he was sucking me, and we
were both making crazy moaning noises.  And then it happened.  I blasted.
Right into his mouth.  And he gobbled it.  He gobbled it and swallowed it,
and almost screamed, because at that very moment, I knew that he also was
shooting off his load.

"That was great," he told me.  "Did you enjoy it?"

"Yes," I told him.  "It was really great.  But we'd really better turn in
now."  Regretfully he released my softening penis, and crossed over to his
own bed.  I had to get up and pick my blankets up from the floor and tuck
them in, after which I got into bed and closed my eyes.  I don't know how
long I had been sleeping, but it was still dark out, so it certainly wasn't
morning when I heard him.

"Are you awake?" he asked me.

"I was sleeping," I told him.  "You woke me.  What do you want?"

"I was just thinking how great that was.  You know.  Me sucking your cock
and all that.  It felt really good.  Right?"

"Yes," I told him.

"Just thinking about it is giving me another hard-on.  Are you getting
another hard-on?"   And when he asked me that, I started to get another
hard-on.

"A little," I told him.

"Great," he said.   "Let's do it again."

"What?" I asked.

"I'll suck you off again.  I wouldn't mind.  Swear to god."  And suddenly he
was over by my bed and the blankets were back on the floor and he had hold
of my cock again.  He really gave the best head I think I have ever had, so
it would have been stupid not to take advantage of this opportunity.   I
just let him suckle on me for ever so long.  Finally I shot off a second
load, and so did he.

"We have to get up early," I told him.

"I know.  I know," he said.

I remade my bed and fell back to sleep.  I mean now I was really tired.
And then again.

"Are you awake?"

"No.  I'm sleeping," I told him.  "Go to sleep."

"Just one more time," he said.  "Wouldn't you like just one more blowjob
before morning?  Tell the truth."

"The truth is that I'm really very, very tired.  No I do not want another
blow job.  Go to sleep.  Please."   He didn't answer me, so I just lay there
waiting for what would happen next, but pretty soon I could hear very heavy
even breathing and I knew that he was finally asleep.  Good.  Unfortunately,
I was so agitated by this whole situation at this point that I never closed
my eyes again.  I was really tired, flying back to Chicago.  Not good.

And the whole trip back he never shut his mouth.  About Joyce, and what a
great fuck she was, and how her pussy was so tight around his dick, even
after the two kids.  And not a word about that he had sucked my cock twice
and begged to do it a third time, the night before.  Life is strange.

My regular co-pilot, Gilbert Rand, recovered from the flu, and I flew with
him as well as with other co-pilots during the next several months.  I
didn't see Cal again until the day I was supposed to have a vacation day,
but one of the other pilots, Reggie Nichols, had an attack of appendicitis
and had to be rushed to the hospital, and North Pacific called me, and asked
me to take over his flight to Toronto.  They asked me, but they were really
telling me.  I called a cab to drive me right out to the airport.   And when
I got on the plane, and met the rest of the crew, among them was my
co-pilot, Cal Sutton."

"Hi there," he said brightly.  "We meet again."

"So we do," I answered.

No sooner were we up in the air and on our way when he started with the
barbecues and the family picnics, and Joyce, and the kids, and by the way he
was going to be a daddy again.

"Congratulations," I told him.

"Yeah," he said.  "We don't want to know in advance, but this time we're
really hoping for a girl."

"Well I hope you get lucky," I told him.

It was after nine p.m. when we landed in Toronto and disembarked.  We took a
minibus to the Airport Harley Hotel in Toronto, where we would spend the
night.

I really knew in my heart that something was going to happen.  That I was
going to get my cock sucked, and Cal did not disappoint me.  As soon as we
were in bed, he said "That was really terrific."

"What?" I was playing dumb.

"You know.  When I sucked your cock on that flight to Cincinnati.  You
really liked it, didn't you?"

"Yes," I said.  "It was great."

And in a flash the blankets were on the floor, and he was on my bed, and my
dick was being rubbed lovingly against his facial stubble, after which he
sucked it all in.   Man did this guy suck good cock.  He was driving me up
the wall.  And he liked it so much.  He was moaning and crying and gasping
all the time he was sucking me.  Then he lifted his face off, and I saw that
he was staring into my eyes.

"I wonder what it feels like"  he wondered.

"What?"  I was almost afraid to ask.

"You know.  To have a cock up your ass.  I wonder what it would be like to
have a big motherfucker like this up my ass.   I bet it would really be
interesting.  I bet it would even feel good," and before I knew it he was
straddling my waist and lowering himself onto my upturned stick.   I didn't
protest.  I let it happen.

"Man.  That's a big motherfucker," he said, but he was not going to let that
stop him, he kept pushing and sitting and rising and licking his hand and
wiping the saliva on my dick and pushing down again, and now little by
little I felt it was going in.  The walls of his ass were clutching my stiff
dick, and he was starting a rising and sitting motion.  I began to raise my
hips up to his asscheeks to help him.

"Oh, man," he said.  "This feels so fucking great.   I love it.  I love your
big dick in my ass.  Oh yeah man.  Oh yeah."

After a few minutes of this, I felt him reaching around my body and rolling
the two of us over, so that now I was on top of him, lying along his back.

"Fuck me, man.  Fuck me.  Fuck me."

I fucked him.  And it was really great.  I mean I'm an ass man, and this was
a great piece of man-ass.  What more could I want?

"I'm fucking your hot hole," I told him.  "My long dick is way up inside
you, way up inside your hot asstunnel.  Do you like it?"

"Oh yeah man.  I love it.  I love it.  Fuck me.  Fuck me.  And he started
moving his ass with such exuberance, that he almost knocked me off him.  But
I hung on and rode him for all he was worth.  What a great fuck.

"Oh fuck.  I'm gonna come.  I'm gonna come." I told him.

"Shoot it into me," he told me.  "I want to feel your hot cum inside me.
Maybe I can get pregnant, and maybe between Joyce and me, one of us will
have a little girl.  Fuck me.  Shoot your load into my hot ass."

"AAAAAGGGHHHH"  I screamed as I blasted out into his masculine womb.
Wouldn't it be funny if he actually did get pregnant?  What a blast.  Would
they make me pay child support?

He squeezed his asswalls around my softening dick, and wouldn't let me
withdraw until he shot his own load.  His channel clutched at me, as he
raised his hips and reached his left hand under and jerked himself to
completion.  He screamed, as I had, as his seed shot out onto the sheet.
Wow!

We both got up and went into the bathroom and got into the shower together.


"Thanks, man," that was really great.  "I loved having your dick in my ass.
Did you like having your dick in my ass?"

"It was great," I told him.

"100% virgin," he assured me.  "You're the first."

"It was great," I assured him.

We both dried off and got into our own beds, mine near the window and his
closer to the door.   I had had a great sexual release, and in a few minutes
I fell fast asleep.

"Are you awake?"

"No.  Go to sleep."

"Don't you want to do it again?"

Jeez.  This guy was a real pest.  I just wanted to get some shut-eye now.

"Please," he said.  "Just one more time.  Please."  He did not even give me
a chance to refuse.  In a second the blankets were on the floor and his
mouth was around my dick, which was getting stiff again, and in such a short
time.   Well.  If he wanted it that bad......

When he got me good and stiff he lay down on the mattress, and raised his
long legs in the air.  He was in a 'z' position.  "I want to try it this
way," he told me. "I want to look into your eyes, while you're fucking me.
Okay?"

"Okay," I said.  I liked that position too.  I fed it into him and began to
fuck.  "MMMMMMMM" he crooned, obviously enjoying it.   "MMMMMMMMM.
MMMMMMMM.  MMMMMMMM.   Fuck me, daddy.  Fuck me."

"I'm fucking your hot ass.  My big cock is up inside your hot ass.  You like
it?"

"I love it.  I love it," he cried.  And suddenly his hands which had been
pressing down on my buttocks grabbed my face and brought it to his in a hot
man/man kiss.  There was tongue.  There was saliva.  There was more tongue.
It was great.  And the whole time I was pounding into his ass, and his heels
were touched against my buttcheeks urging me ever inward.   I couldn't take
too much more of this.  "AAAAAGGGHHH"  I cried and shot another load into
his hot rectum.

I put my palms on the mattress to raise myself off him, to give him room to
reach between us to jack off his own hard member, but he didn't.

"Don't you want to shoot?"  I asked him.

"Not right now," he told me.  "I just like having your cum inside me.  I
wish I could have a gallon of it."

"I'm afraid that's it for the night," I said.  I pulled out and walked into
the bathroom to wash up.  He followed me.

"That was fantastic," he told me.  "Didn't you think it was fantastic?"

"Yes, it was fantastic," I assured him.

I went back and remade my bed and climbed in.   I turned toward the window
and closed my eyes and willed myself to sleep, as I heard him climb into his
own bed.

"Are you awake?"

Oh, no.  What the fuck did this guy want from me?

"No.  No more.  I'm all fucked out.  That's enough."

"But just one more time.  I was thinking maybe spoon position."

"Go to sleep," I yelled at him.  "Leave me alone."

"Please," he persisted.

"I can't," I said.

"Please. Please."

"You fucking pest," I screamed at him.  "Leave me the fuck alone.  I'm sorry
I ever let you have my dick in the first place.  You're like a leech.  You
latch on and don't let go."

That seemed to do it.  He finally let me fall asleep.  In the morning we
both got dressed in silence, and took the van to the hangar and boarded the
return flight.  We sat side by side on the trip back to Chicago, and neither
of us ever said a word.  I guess I had hurt his feelings.  But jeez.  Enough
is enough.  Maybe it was better not to be speaking than to be physically
stalked all night long.

And then I didn't get him as a co-pilot for a very long time.   One day I
ran into a fellow pilot in the airport, Jim Campbell, and he ran over to me
and said "Hi, Hilton."

"Hi, Jim," I said.  "What's happening?"

"Did you ever have that guy Cal Sutton as a co?" he asked me.

"A couple of times," I told him.  "Why?"

"Well, I had him last week on a flight to Sacramento, and the craziest thing
happened."

Dare I ask?

"What?" I dared.

"Well, we got up to the hotel room and I got into bed, and damned if the guy
doesn't crawl into bed with me and start sucking my cock.  I mean the guy
has a wife and kids just like me.  My first instinct was to ball up my fist
and give him a bloody nose, but all of a sudden I realized that this was
just a great blowjob. Maybe the best suckjob I've ever had, so I gave in and
let him suck."

"Wow!" I said.

"And that wasn't the end of it.   Before I knew it he was sitting on my dick
which was in his asshole.  I never thought I'd ever do that kind of thing.
Now I know why you guys are gay.  It was so hot and tight.  I came like a
maniac."

"Wow!" I said.  I really didn't know what else to say.

"And it would have been all right, but the guy tortured me all night long.
He kept wanting to get my dick into his mouth and ass all night long.  He
was a fucking pest.  It was really great, but I hope I don't get him as my
co again.  The guy is exhausting.   Did he do that to you?"

"Yes," I admitted.   "He's a pest, all right, but he is a great fuck."

"Yeah," he nodded.  We shook hands, and he dashed off to get a taxi.

And the months were passing, and I was very, very busy, and not getting
much, and I was horny as hell, but I had all these late landing flights and
couldn't go into town, and I couldn't even jerk off with my co in the room.

Just when I was thinking I would go crazy if this went on much longer, I got
onto a plane, a flight I was taking to Des Moines.  I walked into the
cockpit, and there in the co-pilot seat was my good friend, Cal.

"Cal," I said jovially.  "Glad to see you, man."