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Date: Sun, 23 Jul 1995 06:53:46 UTC
Subject: Leather Gourmet (M/M)
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o
o        Oh Wise Master, I wonder who rules Alt.Sex.Stories ?
o        Why that is easy, young Grasshopper.  It is...
o
o                 ...  M  e  r  c  u  r  y  ...
o
o        For listen to the Wind.  Does it not whisper in your ear, 
o        "Mercury rulez A.S.S.!"  And listen to the babbling brook.
o        Does it not babble, "Mercury has the biggest dick of all!"
o        You see, Grasshopper.  All of Nature is in harmony with
o        Mercury, for he is one with the Universe!
o
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
o
o   <sigh>.... I just LOVE fan mail !  That's what keeps me posting
o   these stories.  Here's a message I received just today!
o
o     >
o     >     From : an338495@anon.penet.fi
o     >  Subject : Re: ChipMonk (M/M, magic)
o     >
o     >    Post your crap on gaynet or in a gay section!
o     >
o      
o   Mercury's response :  Kiss my ass, you worthless piece of shit!
o                         Oh, and have a nice day!  :)  
o
o    In honor of the above-mentioned shit4brains, I'm posting *15* more
o    gay stories!  I was planning to post some straight or bi stories,
o    but that charming little reptile changed my mind!  Remember to
o    thank him!  I'm sure what he really wants is some attention. . .
o
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o
o      Notes :
o
o   1.  I did not write this story and do not know who did.
o   2.  If you're a biW/A m/f 18-24 looking for friends, write.
o



                      LEATHER GOURMET

     I'd never been inside The Eagle bar before,  although I
had  always been attracted to the type of guy I saw entering
and leaving there.   I guess I was too indimidated by  their
size  - I'd  usually gone to bars with one primary  rule  in
mind:   Don't  pick  up anyone stronger than  yourself.   It
might have been paranoia,  but I always feared getting  some
stranger  home with me and having him beat me up and rob me.
Well,  judging from some of the stories that make The Blade,
it was sound advice.   But since I'm only 5'10` and 140 lbs,
it severely limited the number of men I considered making it
with.

     But  I continued to drive past The Eagle on my  way  to
the Lost and Found,  and always I thought of going in.  That
Friday night I decided to not think about it any longer, and
go inside.   Just getting out of my car was a thrill,  and I
was  so nervous about the neighborhood that I  inadvertantly
left  my headlights on.   Inside the bar I felt a little out
of place.   Most of the customers seemed to know each other,
and  none of them seemed to be interested in  me.   But  one
huge bear of a man occasionally looked sideways at me, and I
wasn't sure if he was interested,  or angry at me for coming
in  there dressed for the L&F.   I had a few drinks - a  few
too  many it turned out - and as the night progressed I kept
looking  at  Big Bear.   He had a shock of brown  hair  that
looked as if he hadn't bothered to comb it for several days.
His  beard  was so thick that the only indication he  had  a
mouth  was the strip of foam left each time he raised a  mug
to his mouth.

     His  barrel chest was covered by the thinnest of  white
T-shirts, cut into a workman's V in front, and the dense fur
covering  his  chest  jetted forward  like  a  weedy  field.
Sprouts  of hair protruded out the neck of the T-shirt,  and
his thick arms were just as darkly covered.  A Grizzly Adams
gone bad,  I thought.  He wore a black leather vest that had
definitely  seen some use - he hadn't just bought  this  one
upstairs,  and  well-worn levis that looked as if he'd  just
rebuilt  his  motorcycle without washing them.   I was  very
attracted to him because of his size,  his carelessness, his
non-civilized beastial aura.   But I decided that he  wasn't
interested  in  me,  so I finished up my drink and left  the
bar.

     As  soon as I tried to start my car I realized  what  a
mistake  I'd  made.   The  engine barely groaned  with  each
attempt, and the lights wouldn't even glow a bit.  `Shit,` I
thought.   `What  the  fuck am I gonna do  now?   Call  AAA?
'Yes,  sir,  that's right.  I'm in the worst neighborhood in
Washington  with a dead battery,  and even as we  speak  I'm
about  to get mugged.   Please hurry.   What do you mean one
hour?'`

     I leaned my head forward onto the steering wheel of  my
car,  thinking  about the advantage of just sleeping in  the
car and giving it a try in the morning, when someone knocked
on  my  window.   I  jumped to attention and saw  the  black
leather  vest,  the  white T-shirt with  brown  hair  poking
through,  the bulging crotch of greasy levis.  Grizzly Adams
had come through!  I rolled down my window.

     `Hi,` I said.

     `Problems?` he asked.

     `Yea,  I left my lights on.   Battery's dead now.   You
don't  happen  to have some jumper cables in  your  car,  do
you?`  I  asked.   As  soon as I asked the question  I  felt
stupid.

     `Don't  have  a car,` he mumbled.   `Got cables  at  my
place.  Come on.`

     I really didn't want to go with the guy, remembering my
cardinal rule.   But it seemed ungrateful to say `No thanks,
I'd rather wait for a better offer.`  At least he had jumper
cables at his place,  so I decided it was worth the trip.  I
locked up my car and we walked over to his vehicle, a Harley
Davidson.   What else?   He threw a helmet at me, and when I
put  it  on  I could smell years of  grease  and  sweat.   I
climbed on the back of his bike,  he kicked it to life,  and
we  tore  off like lightening.   At the first  stoplight  he
turned  to me and yelled `Don't hold my fuckin'  shoulders,`
then grabbed my hands from his shoulders and roughly  pulled
them around his girth and planted them in his crotch.   What
a  well endowed handle that was!   But what a grumpy ass  he
was.  I decided to hold my tongue and accept his favor, even
though   he   made  no  pretense  about   being   cheerfully
charitable.

     He  drove us to a dark warehouse district,  parked  the
bike and said `come on.`  I followed him inside.  There were
motorcycles  and  cars  parked there in  various  states  of
repair  or  assembly.   Some  looked  terminal.   The  place
smelled  like a gas station - volatile petroleum odor  mixed
with  sweet transmission fluid mixed with musky male bodies.
`Come on,` he said again,  then started up the stairs.  That
seemed to be the extent of his vocabulary.   Well, I said to
myself,  bikers aren't known for their  articulateness.   It
will  soon  be over,  and you can drive home and sleep  this
adventure off.

     He turned into a dark room,  and I followed him inside.
All  at once I felt him grab me from behind.   He lifted  me
clean off the floor and I tried to wriggle loose but he held
me in a bear grip that soon pulled my hands up over my head.
He  held me suspended by my wrists,  and before I  could  do
anything to escape he had slapped handcuffs on my wrists.  I
was really panicked by now,  and started to scream.  Without
saying  anything to me,  he dragged me across the still dark
room,  then  linked the handcuffs to some  overhead  support
beam.   Only then did he turn on the lights.   I saw that he
had  nearly suspended me - I had to stand on my toes to keep
the cuffs from biting into my thin wrists - in a large claw-
type bathtub.

     `Please,` I began to plead.   `Please let me go.   I'll
find a cab to take me back to my car.`

     `Shut  up,`  he said.   `I saw you lookin'  at  me  all
night.  You want me, dontcha?`

     `No,` I responded.   `I just want to get my car started
and go home.`

     `You lyin' pissant,  I know you want it,` he said, then
spat on the floor.   He wiped the brown juice off his  beard
with the back of his hand,  then stroked it across my cheek.
It was chewing tobacco, and it smelled vile.

     `Please  let  me down,` I asked again.   `My  arms  are
really hurting.`

     `I'll let you down when I'm ready,` he said.  `Now shut
up.`   He  then left the room and I heard him walk down  the
stairs.   He  rattled around in the kitchen - if  you  could
call  a  refrigerator  and stove in the middle of  a  greasy
garage a kitchen - then came back upstairs.   He walked into
the room and I noticed that he'd removed his leather vest.

     `What do you want?` I asked.   `I've got some money  in
my  wallet.   And if that's not enough,  there's a MOST card
there  too.   I'll give you the number and you can  take  as
much as you want.`

     `I  don't want money,` he said.   `I just want to  give
you everything you've been asking for all night.`

     `Then  please let me go,` I asked again.   `I'm  really
hurting here.`

     He  began  taking off his T-shirt,  and I saw that  his
belly,  his  shoulders,  his back all were covered with  the
same brown fur.   His beer belly rolled over his belt like a
hairy globe.   He walked over to where I was hanging.   `You
talk  too  much,` he said,  then stuffed the T-shirt  in  my
mouth.   He pushed it so far in that I thought I'd throw up.
But I knew that if I did I would choke on it,  so I tried to
regain some composure.  Despite the scary circumstances, the
T-shirt  smelled virile and extremely sexy,  and each breath
got me a little more excited.   His pungent body odor worked
like  an  aphrodisiac,  and within a minute I had  a  raging
erection.

     Then he took off my shoes,  my socks, my pants.  I knew
that struggling would only make my arms hurt more, and there
was  no way I could get loose.   I remained still  while  he
took a pair of scissors and cut away my Polo shirt,  until I
at  last  was completely naked.   The scissors did not  stop
there, however.  He began trimming my pubic hair, cutting in
uneven clips that began getting perilously close to my still
erect  cock.   When  he  had removed as  much  hair  as  was
possible  with the scissors,  he did the same trim job on my
armpits.   Next  he took out a straight razor,  wet me  down
with a hand-held showerhead,  and began shaving me from neck
to  toe.   For  all his roughness,  he  was  surehanded  and
careful  with the razor.   I started to cry with  fear,  and
when  he  saw that he took off his belt and said `I'll  give
you something to cry about,` then began whipping my ass.  He
laid all his strength into each stroke of the belt,  and the
noise reverberated through the building like a pistol  shot.
Each  contact with the belt had enough force to raise me off
my toes,  and by the time ten swats had been administered my
ass was red-hot burning,  and my wrists were rubbed raw from
the cuffs.  My breathing came in short, staccoto bursts.

     Next  he unscrewed the showerhead from  the  hose,  and
screwed  on  an attachment that looked like a  plastic  wand
with holes drilled in it.   He turned on the water, adjusted
the  temperature,  then  stuck the wand up my ass.   He  had
turned on the water to nearly full blast,  and within one or
two  seconds I was so full I could feel pain in my  stomach.
He pulled the wand out,  and it took all my strength to hold
in the water.

     `Let  is out,` he ordered.   I couldn't.   How could  I
just  dump in someone's bathtub?   `This hose is going  back
inside in three seconds,` he said.  `You'd better make room,
or you're really gonna feel pain.`  I released my load,  and
could  feel the water and other debris falling down my  legs
and draining away.   True to his promise, he shoved the wand
back inside my ass,  and again held it there until I thought
I'd burst.   Again,  he told me to let loose.   Three, four,
five  times  we went through this  routine.   Each  time  he
filled  me to the point of pain,  then when I drained out  I
felt  as empty as could be.   When the water leaving my body
was as clear as the water entering,  he ordered me to let my
ass  muscles stay loose.   `Don't clamp onto the  hose,`  he
said.   How  could I do that?   `I'm gonna leave this inside
you for a minute, and you'd better learn some muscle control
now.   With that he shoved the hose up inside again,  and  I
involuntarily clamped onto it.   But I quickly filled to the
point  of  pain  and learned to relax  on  demand.   My  ass
loosened  up,  and the water began flowing out as fast as it
flowed in.   He began pushing the hose further up inside me,
probing  with this water jet.   I just kept letting it  flow
out, and he kept going further inside.  After about a minute
of  this  he pronounced me clean  inside  and  stopped.   He
pulled  out the hose and I began draining drip by drip  into
the tub.

     Then he lathered me up, scrubbed me down, and rinsed me
off.  I was still hanging in the shower when he came in with
a  metal aparatus.   It looked like an X,  a cross of  metal
bars that pivoted at the center.   At each end was a leather
cuff,  and he laced each of my ankles to an end.   He turned
me  sideways  in the tub,  spread the metal X to stretch  my
legs  out,  then  unlocked the handcuffs.   Using  the  same
procedure he laced my right hand to the same pole as my left
ankle,  my left hand to the same pole as my right ankle.  So
I  was tied onto this X,  which meant that when I spread  my
legs,  it also spread my arms.   In order to stand up, I had
to  raise my arms over my head.   He grabbed me  around  the
waist  and  carred  me  out of the  bathroom  and  into  the
bedroom,  tossed  me  face down on the bed,  and  went  back
downstairs.

     When he returned he had a salad bowl with several items
in it that I couldn't see.   He took off his pants,  and for
the first time I could see his enormous cock.   It was semi-
erect and hung at a downward angle.  It was the biggest cock
I'd  ever seen,  and the foreskin hung about an inch  longer
than  the head.   He went to the end of the bed,  spread  my
legs  apart  (which  spread my arms apart  too),  and  began
roughly lubricating my ass with some type of oil.

     `I'm hungry,` he said.   `And you know what I'm  hungry
for?   Salad`  He came beside the bed where I could see him,
and  took  a large baster which he filled with  Wesson  Oil.
Then  he walked back to the end of the bed and I could  feel
him inserting the plastic tube up my ass.   Once all the way
in,  where  I could feel the bulb on my cheeks,  he squeezed
the  bulb  and squirted a full load of oil up  my  ass.   He
poured the rest of the oil in the salad bowl,  then  reached
in and pulled out a large cucumber.

     `First  we  start  with the  cucumber,`  he  said,  and
proceeded  to shove it up my ass.   It was a large cucumber,
so I felt stretched to my maximum with its  entrance.   Then
he came back to the side of the bed.   `Now, you're going to
have  to  practice  the muscle control I taught you  in  the
shower.   If  any of my salad comes out before I'm ready  to
eat, I'll have to use the belt again.  Got it?`  I nodded my
head.  `Now these here are fresh boiled eggs,` he said, then
held up two white eggs.   `The outside is cooled a bit,  but
the yolk is still scalding hot.   So you'd better relax your
ass  to let them inside,  cause if you squeeze the yolk  out
you're gonna get one scalded asshole.`  Then he began slowly
shoving the eggs up inside me.   I tried as much as I  could
to  prevent  my  ass from squeezing the  eggs,  but  once  I
contracted  a bit and I could feel the inner heat.   At last
he had them both inside me.  I was feeling full.

     `Now,  finally,  the tomato,` he said,  then held up  a
medium sized tomato.   I knew that wouldn't fit, but then he
warned  me `If you squash the tomato then you'll have to eat
the  salad yourself.   And you might never get back to  your
car.   Understand?`  I nodded in mute fear.   Around where I
couldn't  see  I  felt his hand pushing  the  tomato  to  my
asshole.   When  it wouldn't go I felt him shove a couple of
fingers inside and pull sideways to stretch me some more.  I
groaned in pain,  but couldn't make any other noise.   I was
so  full  and  stretched  and  hurting  that  I  was  nearly
exhausted.   `Remember your muscle control,` he said,  and I
consciously  tried  to relax my ass  even  more.   At  last,
slowly,  I  could  feel the whole tomato enter me.   My  ass
contracted several times once the widest part of the  tomato
was  through,  but  I  didn't squash it.   During  all  this
preparation the Grizzly Bear's cock was getting harder.

     `Now I'm gonna remove my shirt,` he said at last.  `But
if  you scream,  if you make any noise at all I'll shove  it
back in so deep you won't be able to made any sounds  again.
Do  you understand?`  I nodded yes,  and he yanked the shirt
out of my mouth.  My jaw ached from being opened so wide for
so long,  and I felt such a relief that I sighed.  He walked
up  close  to  the bed and said `Do you want  it  dry?`  and
pointed  to his cock.   My ass already hurt so much  that  I
quickly  opened  up  my  mouth and let him  stick  his  cock
inside.   Once  in  my  mouth,  he began  pulling  back  his
foreskin.  He hadn't bathed in a while, that was obvious.  I
smelled  the pungent odor of his smegma,  tried to  keep  it
from  getting  loose in my mouth.   But he began fucking  my
mouth  with  such force that before I knew it I  could  feel
bits  of  debris rolling against  my  tongue.   Each  breath
filled me with his cockhead odor, drowning out the smell and
taste  of  his armpits I'd received from his  T-shirt.   But
when  he pulled his cock out of my mouth he grabbed my  head
in  a headlock and forced me to lick his armpits  clean,  so
that odor came back soon enough.

     Finally  he  moved back to the end of the  bed,  and  I
could  feel  the  bed sink under the weight  as  he  climbed
aboard.  His cock began to enter my already full ass, and he
shoved in full length and started thrusting inside me like a
jackhammer.   Each time he shoved in he struck home,  and  I
could  feel the pain of a cucumber being shoved against some
inner organ.

     `You're too loose,` he said at last.   `Let's feel some
of  that muscle control you learned this evening.   Grab  my
cock with your ass.   The tighter you grab,  the sooner I'll
cum,  the  faster you get back to your car.`  This  was  the
first indication I'd had that I might get out of this alive,
so  with  renewed  interest I tried to grab tight  with  ass
muscles  already  worked to their limit.   After  about  ten
minutes of having this hairy bear rutting me, he groaned and
yelled and came.   Then he said `Okay, I'm done fucking you.
Now I'm hungry.`

     With that he climbed off the bed, spread my ass cheeks,
and  said `Give it to me.`  He then shoved his bearded  face
to  my ass and I could feel his hairy mouth at  my  asshole.
It  felt  so good and warm and tender after all I'd  already
been through, and I just enjoyed it for a minute or so.  But
then  he  yelled `give me my damn salad` and again  put  his
mouth  on my asshole.   I began to work my abdomen  muscles,
shoving slowly to expell the vegetables he'd stuffed in  me.
First the huge mass of tomato came out, slowly at first.  As
the  vegetables  came  out,  he  bit  and  chewed  them  and
swallowed.   I felt the juice of the tomato run onto the bed
and form a puddle at my cock.   Next the eggs shot out,  one
by  one.   All  the  while I could feel his  mouth  working,
chewing,  his beard rubbing my thighs raw.  I could hear him
grunting  and making noises like a pig at the  feed  trough,
but I kept pushing out.   At last the cucumber came, feeling
like the biggest turd I'd ever had.   Slowly,  inch by inch,
he  devoured the cucumber as it slid out of my asshole.   At
last I was done,  and he was done.  He grabbed me and turned
me over on the bed.

     `Now for dessert,` he said,  then took my achingly hard
cock in his mouth.   He sucked with an incredible amount  of
energy,  and I lay exhausted and still until I shot my rocks
into  his  hot and hairy mouth.   Then he unlaced the  cuffs
that held me immobile,  tossed me my tattered  clothes,  and
said  `Let's go fix that car of yours.   By the way,  I took
the  liberty of going through your wallet and  getting  your
name,  address  and  phone  number.   How  about  dinner  on
Sunday.`

     What  could I do?   He was fixing my car - I'd have  to
reciprocate, right?

The End


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