Date: Thu, 28 Apr 2016 23:49:37 -0400
From: Ronnie <lakesinclairsstories@gmail.com>
Subject: Not what I thought escape meant chapter 9

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"Not what I thought escape meant."
Chapter 9

Max had a hard time sleeping even though he was tired.  Exhaustion finally
took over as his mind raced wanting to make sure he had everything covered
and had not forgotten anything.  Max lay there with Carl spooned against
him holding him tight when he saw the sun begin to glow over the horizon.
"I am so excited.  Its his birthday.  I hope he is happy." Max thought.  He
felt a light kiss on the back of his neck.  Max rolled over so that he was
facing Carl.  Carl's eyes still closed and not fully awake. "Happy Birthday
sexy." Max whispered.  "Oh shit it is isn't it ?" Carl whispered.   "Now I
really wish I was spending it right here, just like this with you today."
Carl said.  "Well I am going to prepare you a birthday breakfast in bed.
So you go back to sleep for a little while. " Max said.  "No you just stay
here.  I had rather make out than sleep.  Besides its my birthday." Carl
whispered.  "Well you can stay awake and make out now and go to bed early
tonight with no make out.  Or you can sleep a little longer.  Eat your
breakfast in bed and then you will have a long afternoon and evening to
celebrate ever how you want."  Max laughed.  "I can't have morning, noon,
and night ?  Its my birthday." Carl said.  "That's the post birthday
party.  That starts tomorrow. " Max said.  "Hot damn.  Time for a nap."
Carl said.

Max was pleased that within ten minutes Carl was fast asleep again.  Max
went to the kitchen and prepared a quiche, some fresh cut fruit and
coffee.  Carl came walking down the hall a couple of minutes after eight.
Still yawning.  "Hey baby. I am so sorry I fell asleep again.  I guess I
was still really tired." Carl said.  "Oh no you don't mister." Max said.
"What ?" Carl said.  "Get that cute ass of yours right back in the bed.
It's your birthday and you are eating breakfast in bed." Max said.  "Honey
you don't have to do all that." Carl laughed.  "I don't have to do a lot of
things that I do.  So get that ass back in the bed." Max said.  "I look
forward to hearing that a lot for the rest of my life." Carl said.  "Well
if you don't get that sexy ass in that bed and ready for breakfast you wont
hear it again." Max said.  "And I thought I was suppose to be the birthday
boy." Carl said in a low voice as he headed back down the hall.  "I heard
that." Max laughed.  Carl couldn't hold his laughter any longer either.

Carl had just gotten his shirt on when Daryl pulled up in the drive.  "Baby
I wish you were going or I was staying." Carl said.  "Go and have fun.  I
will be here when you get back." Max said.  Finally pulling out of the
drive Daryl did not let on that he knew it was Carl's birthday.  They had
just passed Flo's and stopped at the stop sign.  "Look at that shit.  I
never." Carl said.  Meeting them at the stop sign was a truck pulling a
trailer. "Uptown Out Houses" was printed on the truck.  "Bro we are going
to have to have a party sometime and rent one of them fancy porta potties.
I hear they have running water and everything. " Daryl laughed.  "The folks
at one of our parties are use to finding a tree.  That thing would scare
the shit out of them." Carl laughed.  About ten minutes later Max heard a
truck coming down the drive.  "Oh shit.  They are early.   I hope Carl
didn't see them." Max said.  Going out the door and direction them as to
where to park the trailer.  It had two men's restrooms and two ladies.  All
with running water.  Before they could get it unhooked two four wheeler
ATV's came across the back of the property.  It was Mary's two teenagers.
"Hey guys." Max said.  "Mom sent us over to help get things going.  What
you need done.?" the older one asked.  "Well once they hook this up to the
barn I have to feed the calves and then get started." Max said.  "We can do
that." they said.  "I don't expect you to spend your Saturday helping." Max
said.  "Its for Uncle Carl so we don't mind.  Besides he is the one that
gave us the four wheelers for Christmas one year." they said.  "Yeah your
Uncle Carl is a sweetheart isn't he?" Max said.  "Yeah he is.  We know it
and hope you do too." one said.  "Most definitely." Max said as he headed
back to the house.  He was finally realizing that most of Carl's family
seemed to be happy he was there.

Within an hour the yard looked like an old fashioned barn raising.  Trucks
with tables, chairs. cooler. and even lights were parked all over the back
yard.  Max was amazed that this many men would be there to help put
together a party for a gay man.  By lunch time the tables and chairs were
set up and the trucks unloaded.  "Our wives will be here shortly with the
table clothes and decorations.  You need anything from us before we go ?"
One of the men asked.  "Just one question.  That looks like a stage.  What
is that for ?" Max asked.  "Some of the guys plan to play some music and
one of the teenagers is bringing some big DJ system ifn' you don't mind."
he said.  "Oh I don't mind at all.  I know Carl will be stoked." Max
smiled.  "We all want to thank you  for bringing our old friend Carl back
to us that is." he said.  "Well I was afraid that everyone in town would
want to run me off because I was gay." Max said.  "Gay don't bother us.  We
have known Carl was gay since he was a teen.  My wife asked me back then if
we should be worried.  I told her that the Almighty God chose who he wanted
us to love not us.  Plus I told the wife I had rather Carl be happy and
poking his thang up another guys ass than one of them poor cows out there."
he said and laughed.  "I think I will really like it here. Thanks to
everyone." Max said.  "Hell all us guys done said if we saw that truck of
yours headed out of town without Carl in it we was to shoot the tires out
and go get Carl.  You ain't like that other thang he had up here." he
said.  "Well I greatly appreciate all of you too." Max said.  "If ya need
anything else done before the party just tell one of the wives when they
get here.  Us men don't want to sleep in the barn tonight so we will be
right over. " the man laughed.

The trucks had not been gone for thirty minutes when all the ladies started
arriving.  Mary came up with the rest of them.  They had arm loads of
sheets to cover the tables.  One of the ladies came up to Max.  "Sorry we
couldn't find enough matchin' sheets but we tried to stay close." she
said.  "They don't have to match.  Don't even have to be close.  I had
thought about buying a roll of paper to put on them." Max said.  "You are
different ain't ya ?  Flo said you was." she said and turned to the
ladies.  "He said put anyone you wanted anywhere.  Don't matter." she
shouted.  Within an hour the tables were covered and vases of wild flowers
placed on the tables.  One of the ladies had taken burlap bag material and
made bows for each table.  She also went around and tied a burlap bow on
each vase.  There were a group of teenage boys on one side of the yard and
girls on the other.  "Come here guys." Max called out.  Both groups came to
where Max was.
"Ladies I am sure you know exactly how these lights need to be hung.  I am
sure these strappin' young men will be glad to get ladders from the barn
and put them where you want." Max said. The teens stood there stunned for a
moment just looking at Max.

 "You don't care where ?" one girl said.  "As long as there is plenty of
light in the yard.  I am sure there are extension cords in the barn so we
can plug them all up." Max said.  He had to laugh because the thought the
boys were going to fight over who got the two ladders.  "You know you are
special don't you ?" Mary said as she walked up.  "Why is that ?" Max
asked.  "Hell we have tried for years to get these teenagers to work
together.  The boys do one thing and the girls another.  All these women
are amazed." she said.  "Well they are all amazed that Max here ain't been
greasin' that pole of Carl's at least ten times a day." Flo said as she
walked up behind them. "Now its complete.  Flo has arrived." Max said
laughing.  "I got car loads of all that food too.  I had some of the ladies
come up and load up all the food.  We figured the men folk may not make it
with it." she laughed.  "You are a gem Flo.  I had planned on trying to
make a few trips to get it all here." Max said.  "No you are the gem.  The
whole county has decided you are in charge of all the throw downs from now
on.  Now I'll be.  What the hell is that ?" Flo said pointing to the porta
potties.  "Well I couldn't have all the ladies going out behind a tree and
the house only has one toilet. " Max said.  "Well i will just be damned.
Hey ladies let all check out the fancy shitter Max here had brought in for
us." Flo said.  As fast as they moved Max realized that all the ladies had
been wanting to go see but just too scared to.  "Oh that fancy ass cake is
still at the diner.  I got armed guards around it.  I was scared to touch
it." Flo said as she rushed to catch up with the ladies.  "I hope that Carl
is happy with all this." Max said.  "You are making him the king of the
county today.  Hell I have been to weddings not this fancy.  He will be
over the moon.  Oh and Flo and I have left you a gift on the bed for you
for Carl's birthday.  USE it." Mary said as she laughed and headed off to
joint the ladies.

Max looked at his watch as three trucks pulled up.  They were loaded with
coolers and fryers.  One truck all the oil that Max had bought and the
trash cans with his mixes.  Flo was over directing the men as to where to
set everything up when Max got there.   "Honey you will have to tell them
how to mix these things you got." Flo said.  Max took the three smaller
containers and set them beside a cooker.  Then the men took the two larger
ones and set them in between three of the fryers.  "These three are already
mixed.  The meal, flour and salt.  All you do is roll the fish in them and
through them in the grease.  These two over here we will mix a gallon of
buttermilk and six eggs in each.  Stir them up good and drop them a spoon
full at a time for hushpuppies.  "Damn you made your own premix.  You need
to work for me." Flo laughed.  "The fries are all bagged somewhere.  We
will cook them in this one. They will be here in just over an hour so it is
up to you if you want to cook now or wait.  We don't have to have it done
when he gets here.  I have snack food to hold everyone over." Max said.
"We had rather wait if you don't mind.  Let the sun go down a little and
make it last longer and make the wives happy." one man said.  "Sounds good
to me.  Lets fire them up right after they get here.  That way everyone can
eat about an hour later.  And I don't want you guys over here cooking while
everyone is eating.  Once its done then everyone can eat together." Max
said.  "You are different." another man said.  "Alright tight ass.  You
need to go and get that cake of yours." Flo said.

Max knew his cake was sturdy.  He had moved too many.  He walked over to
the teenage boys.  "I need two with steady hands and one with a driver's
license.  And not a NASCAR one." Max said.  Carl's nephew stepped up.  "I
can drive." he said.  "Talk to your Mom and grab a steady buddy.  You guys
are taking my SUV and getting the cake from Flo's." Max said.  Mary was
almost running trying to get to Max.  "Are you sure.  I would hate for them
to mess up that cake." Mary said.  "Calm down Mary.  Even if they do Carl
will be just as happy.  I trust them though." Max said handing him the
keys.  Lay the two back seats down.  Be careful but you don't have to drive
like you are in a wheelchair.  The cake will survive." Max said.  Mary and
another lady followed Max into the house.  He pulled out two huge boilers
that he had hidden from Carl.  He filled them with water and salt and
turned on the stove top.  "What's this for ?" Mary asked.  "Cheese grits."
Max said.  "Grits ?" she asked.  "In the south you either have coleslaw or
cheese grits with fish.  I figured we would have both." Max laughed.

Max returned to the yard and began to place the different snack trays in
the tables.  Max took cardboard boxes and lay a cloth over them.  Placing
some trays on the table and some elevated the ladies were amazed.  Two of
the ladies went around to the side of the yard and pulled up some ivy while
another lady made more bows.  When the boys arrived back with the cake the
tables were done.  They heard a tractor coming down the drive.  One of the
neighbors decided if was going to be a surprise then they needed to hide
the cars.  He had put some hay bails on a trailer and brought his tractor
so they could use it to transport people back to the yard.  They backed the
SUV up to the table Max had set up for the cake.  Everyone there had
already heard about the cake but not seen it.  Max opened the back lift
gate and was pleased to see that the cake was still in tact.  The two boys
and another man standing there helped Max pull the cake out and place it on
the table.  There were many gasps and a lot of "well i'll be's ", mixed
with some low damns and a couple of shits.  "Well folks.  You think Carl
will be pleased ?" Max asked.  You would have thought Max had performed a
concert with the round of applause.  One of the elderly ladies with a cane
moved through the crowd.  "Bring me a chair.  Remember.  You get near this
here cake before eatin' time.  I got a cane." she called out.

All the cars were moved and the Max made sure to pair off the teenagers
into one boy and one girl teams.  Two groups directed traffic and parking
and the other drove the tractor.  Max looked at his watch and began to
stress.  "Calm down.  It will all be fine." Mary said.  "I just hope that
people aren't driving up when they get here." Max said.  "Don't worry
honey.  I done told everybody in the county if they wasn't here by four
thirty then they better not show their sorry asses until after eatin'
time." the lady guarding the cake spoke up.  The last car arrived at four
thirty five  As they drove through the yard the lady shook her cane at
them.  The grits were done and just left to stay warm so they would not
clump.  They had brought the fish and had kept it iced down. "Shit I am
scared." Max said.  "No need hon.  This is amazing. " Flo said.  Daryl is
suppose to call my cell when they get to town to ask if I need anything.
That way everyone can hide behind the house.  I done looked out front.  You
can't see anything from the road or the driveway.  Oh crap where did I put
that phone." Mary said.  Max froze.  "Its in my pocket Max.  Just had to
see if you were listening.  It was only a couple of minutes when her phone
rang.  Mary waved her arm to make everyone be quiet.  The call ended.
"They will be here in about ten minutes or less." Mary said.  Max stepped
up. " First I want to thank everyone for coming and for all the help to get
his pulled off.  You will never know how much I appreciate what you are
doing for Carl.  They will be here any minute so if everyone will move over
behind the house hopefully he will be surprised." Max said.  "Calm down.
You are going to have to go change clothes if you keep sweating." Mary
said.  "Oh shit I forgot to change." Max said.

"Thanks for letting me go with you Daryl." Carl said as they passed Flo's.
"Good thing I did.  I think you left your mind in the bed this morning.
You got top dollar for your grain but I swear bro you were not there.  If I
had not stopped you I would have had to laugh watching you scratch your
head wondering why you had five hundred acres of sunflowers instead of
barley." Daryl laughed. "Sorry.  I am just so afraid and have been all
day." Carl said.  "Afraid about what ?" Daryl asked.  "Afraid I would get
home and Max would be gone." Carl said.  "Well no need in worrying there.
Besides if he left he had to walk.  There is his truck setting right
there." Daryl said as he pulled up the driveway.  "Thanks for the ride."
Carl said.  "Hey I am at least going to say hello to Max.  You can kiss him
I don't care." Daryl laughed.  "I hope he has clothes on." Carl thought tm
himself.

The two men talked as they headed around the house.  As they rounded the
corner Carl didn't know whether to shit in his pants or run.  "S U R P R I
S E !! " came a shout from over two hundred people.  Carl stopped in his
tracks trying to take it all in.  He saw the tables with all the food.
All the people shouting and clapping.  He had finally taken a breath and
smiled when he saw a figure being pushed through the crowd and out in
front.  Carl smiled from ear to ear and ran to Max.  He grabbed the man and
picked him up and spun him around with his lips locked to Max's.  The crowd
continued to clap.  "What did you do ?" Carl said as he smiled from ear to
ear putting Max back on his feet.  "Happy Birthday baby." Max said.

Without any warning Mary, Flo and two other ladies pulled Carl and Max
towards the cake.  The crowd parted and they pushed both men up in front of
the cake.  Carl was speechless.  "Is that all cake ?  Where the hell did
you find such a cake ? " Carl began to rattle off.  "Your husband made that
cake.  Hell he made all the food here today. " Flo said.  "When did you
have time ?" Carl looked at Max and asked.  "Hell honey this man has worked
his ass off this week.  He probably gave all them tractors of yours a run
for their money all at once." Mary said.  "I thought you were resting."
Carl whispered.  "Wellllll." Max said shyly.  Carl leaned over and kissed
Max again.  This with a little more passion.  "Hey big boy.  All these
people are here to see you for your birthday.  You go mingle while I get
everything started.  Plus you are about to turn this into a porn show." Max
said.  "I'm game." Flo said causing everyone to laugh.  "Well I am." she
said.  Carl took Max's hand and pulled him with him.  "Baby . I need to get
the rest started. You go laugh and chat.  I will find you shortly.  If you
take me with you then no one will eat tonight." Max said.  Carl turned and
kissed him quickly but hesitated to release his hand.  Max winked at Carl
and headed for the fryers.  The food was started and the snacks opened for
all to graze.  As Max got close to the house he was stopped by Mary.  She
hugged his neck real tight.  "You are so perfect for my brother, our family
and hell for this whole town." Mary said.  "No Mary.  You guys are perfect
for me.  I need a quick favor though.  I need to run rinse some dust off
and change or I will make everyone miserable.  Can you keep everyone out of
the house for about fifteen minutes ? " Max asked.  "Consider it done.
Don't forget your present on the bed." Mary said and winked.

Max stood under the spray of water.  For once in his life he felt like not
only was the dirt and dust washing down the drain but all the mistakes and
heartaches in his life went with it.  "He looked really happy." Max
whispered.  "He really is." Carl said causing Max to jump.  "Why aren't you
out there with your guests ?" Max said washing quickly.  "With a hot ass
naked man inside in my shower ?  No way.  Besides its my birthday not
theirs." Carl laughed.  "Well I had to rinse some dust off. " Max said.  "I
feel like I need one too.  I wish that shower was damn big enough. " Carl
said.  "Don't worry.  The shower won't be bigger but before bed time we
will both need another shower." Max laughed.  Max took the towel and
started to dry off.  Carl took it from him and began to dry him.  Wrapping
his arms around Max he looked into his eyes.  "Now the birthday boy needs a
proper welcome home kiss." Carl said pulling Max's naked body tight to
him.  After a couple of minutes Max pushed Carl back.  "Too much of that
and I will have to take another shower." Max laughed.  Reaching down Carl
collected some of the precum that Max had leaked and quickly licked his
fingers.  "Mmmmm.  Happy Birthday to me." Carl whispered.  Max patted his
chest and pushed him aside to go get dressed.  The small box lay on the
bed.  Max pushed it aside figuring he would open it later.  Quickly dressed
he met Carl in the kitchen and headed back out to the guests.  "Oh hell
no.  You didn't have time to grease that pole.  Now get back in there." Flo
called out.  Max felt like he found a few new shades of red to turn.

The food was ready and the elderly lady with the cane blessed the food.
Max was shocked that in her prayer that she thanked God for bringing such a
special man into Carl's life and into their community.  Once everyone was
seated Carl got up and pulled Max with him to the little stage.  "I want to
say first that you scared the shit out of me.  The second is how did you
all keep this such a secret.  Especially when Flo knew." Carl said which
caused everyone to laugh.  "I want to thank you all first for coming to a
surprise party that my honey worked so hard to plan.  If you have not met
him this is Max.  I also want to thank each and every one of you for
welcoming him with open arms.  He is a very special man and has stolen my
heart.  So get use to seeing him." Carl said.  "Enough, enough.  This is
your party not mine.  I want to thank everyone that worked so hard on such
short notice to make this party a success.  Eat up because I am not putting
left overs in the refrigerator." Max said as he pulled Carl off the stage.

Most had finished eating and it was time to cut the cake.  It took a couple
of minutes of arguing because Carl nor half the ladies there wanted to cut
the cake.  "Baby that had to have taken you days.  I am not cutting it."
Carl said.  "You would be shocked Carl.  Once he built that damn tower he
had a knife in one hand and a spatula in the other and in no time he was
done.  I was amazed." Flo said.  "It didn't take as long as you think.  Now
cut the damn cake. " Max said and slapped Carl on the butt.  Everyone
laughed as Carl smiled and wiggled his eyebrows.  "Carl moved over and cut
a small piece from the seed drill.  "That's just and extra part to the
cake." Max said.  "Well I myself like the seed drill part." Carl said and
grinned which found an even new shade of red on Max's face.  The cake was
cut and people got seconds and thirds.  The music started and people
mingled and danced.  Max's cell phone gave a tone.  Pulling it out he saw a
text message.  It was from Brian.  "Skype...twins. fifteen minutes ?" the
message read.  Max showed it to Carl.  "They want to tell you Happy
Birthday." Max said.  Carl took the phone. "Fifteen it is.  Looking forward
to it."  Carl typed.  "Be right back sis." Carl said.  They made their way
in the house and Max fired up his laptop.  Almost as soon as the computer
was up the Skype tone began.

Opening the webcam it showed the call was connected.  "Hey Brian.  How are
things ?" Max said.  "Hey Brian.  I am Carl.  Nice to meet you." Carl
said.  "Good to meet you too Carl. The boys want to talk to you." Brian
said.  As he turned the laptop around there were two little boys with
chocolate all over their faces.  "Haapy Birfday Unc Carl.  Mommie let us
have a cup cake since we couldn't have birfday cake." they said.  "Hey
little guys.  I am sorry you couldn't have any of my cake." Carl said.
"Have you been good boys for Uncle Max ?" Max asked.  Neither boy spoke
they just shook their heads yes.  "Was that a good cupcake ?" Carl asked.
Both men could only laugh as both boys tried to talk at one time.  "Tell
you what little buddies.  When Uncle Max and I come visit I will take you
both for ice cream." Carl said.  Both boys stopped talking at once.
"Alright boys.  Mommie has the bath water ready.  Go get ready for bed."
Brain said.  The boys jumped to run off. "Hey, hey.  No good bye to your
favorite Uncle ?" Max called out.  "Bye Uncle Max.  Love you.  Bye Uncle
Carl. Love you.  MOMMIE.  Uncle Carl is going to take us for ice cream."
they shouted as they ran down the hall.  Brain turned the laptop around.
"They wont let you forget." Brain laughed.  "No plans to forget that
promise." Carl laughed.  "Go back to your party.  Maybe we can talk longer
tomorrow or the next day." Brain said.  "We will I promise." Carl said.
"Love you Brian.  Give the boys a kiss. " Max said.  "Love you too Uncle
Max.  And you too Uncle Carl.  Happy Birthday. " Brian said.  "Give the
boys a kiss from both of us." Carl said as the call ended.  Max looked over
and saw tears rolling down Carl's cheeks.  "Whats wrong baby ?" Max asked.
"I am just so happy.  Even the twins love me." Carl said.  "Well who
wouldn't when you promise them ice cream." Max said which caused them both
to laugh.

"Where is the old hag Flo ?" the man asked.  "Not here Brent.  What you
want ? Besides you aren't allowed here. " the young man said.  Brent stood
in his expensive clothes with his designer bag on his shoulder.  He wiped
his fingers across the counter and then brushed them off with the tips of
his other fingers.  The young guy with him dressed similar but with a scarf
around his neck looked as if he was scared some dust or grease would jump
out and get him.  "I need four pieces of that cheap cheese cake that Flo
buys.  I have guests." Brent said and rolled his eyes.  "Ain't got none.
We are serving a cake and cheesecake mixture with caramel on top.  Its some
that Carl's boyfriend made." the young man said.  "Carl ?  Boyfriend?  I
don't fucking think so.  He didn't get my permission." Brent said sounding
furious.  "Didn't figure he needed your permission." the man said.  "Oh yes
hell he does.  NOONE gets him until I am through." Brent said.  "Well bud
think you are history when it comes to this one." the man said.  "Where the
hell is Flo ?" Brent demanded.  "Where the rest of the county is.  Carl's
new Bo threw him a huge surprise birthday party.  Every body in the county
is there just about." the man said.  "We will just see about that.  I will
stop that hillbilly hoe down." Brent said.  The deputy setting at the
counter sipping his coffee spoke up.  "No you wont Brent." he said.  "And
who the hell is going to stop me ?" Brent said.  "Me.  I'm the one with the
gun. " the deputy said.  "You have no legal right.  I will go where I damn
well please and you can't stop me." Brent said.  "You start out towards
Carl's or show up out there and your fancy lawyer boyfriend wont find you
or your little friend there to even get you out of jail until sometime next
week." the deputy said.  "You must not remember who I am." Brent barked.
"Who could forget white trash." the deputy said.  "Lets go." Brent barked.
"Just warnin' ya Brent.  Go near Carl and you will see how the law can work
around your fancy city lawyer friend." the deputy said.  "This is not
over.  I am not done with him yet." Brent said as he got in his Mercedes
and peeled out of the parking lot.

Clean up was quick work.  All of the guests chipped in and the place was
almost spotless in a matter of minutes.  Everyone thanked them and hugged
them for inviting them to the party.  Joe and his wife had came and acted
like normal people.  Carl was still wondering what happened there. He even
saw Joe and Max talking and laughing at one point.  Everyone was gone
except family.  Max brought the gifts out into the back yard.  Carl was
shocked.  There were tools, clothes, gift certificates, and a new smart
phone cell phone.  As they all got ready to leave there were a couple of
men still cleaning up the cooking area.  "Go check on them babe.  I am
going to get a quick shower again and I will be out so you can get yours."
Max said.  "Be in shortly." Carl said.  Mary hugged Carl and then Max.
"Don't forget your present." Mary whispered in Max's ear.

Max had cleaned himself thoroughly and jumped in the shower.  He was just
getting out when Carl came into the bathroom.  "Guys are gone and Bo has
had his run.  Now its time for the birthday boy." Carl smiled.  "Get that
Birthday ass in the shower.  I will make some coffee." Max said. After a
long kiss from Carl, Max headed to the bedroom.  He opened the box and
looked in it.  "Leave it to those two.  But its the perfect gift." Max
thought.  Max heard the shower stop.  Carl stepped out of the shower and
saw the peelz pouch that Max had forgotten.  Putting it to his nose he
inhaled deeply.  "Soon I will get the real thing." he thought.  Carl put
the peelz in his mouth hoping for a taste.  As he entered the hall he
headed for the living room.  "In here babe." Max called out.  Carl turned
and headed back to the bedroom.  As he entered the door his mouth came open
and the peelz fell out.  Laying on the bed in front of him was a naked
man.  Max lay on his back propped up by a pillow.  Around his waste was a
red ribbon.  It had two streamers.  One said Happy and the other said
Birthday  Each of the streamers lay on opposite legs and there was a bow
resting in the crack of Max's ass with his balls pulled to the side.  "Are
you sure baby ?" Carl whispered.  "Never been more sure of anything in my
life gator.  Now bring that seed drill over here." Max whispered.  "Happy
fucking Birthday to me." Carl said as he lunged at the bed.