Date: Fri, 30 May 2003 14:04:51 -0700
From: dude sweet <dudesweet (at) hotmail (dot) com>
Subject: Scouts of the Old Days (No sex)

My dad told us the coolest story about when he was a kid in scouts and they
all ran around naked.  This is how it all started.

I had 2 friends over the spend the night.  We are all in 7th grade.  It's
one of the last weekends of the school year, with summer coming up.  We have
all jacked off with each other before.  Me and Scott can come, Ryan can't.
But we don't tease him.  He says he gets a tingly feeling, but he might be
making that up.  Me and Scott have hair, Ryan doesn't.  So we are getting
excited about summer and getting horney to.  We decide to get naked and
sneak to the kitchen for some Dr. Pepper.  I'm not alowed to have food or
drinks in my room.  At first we think about carrying our boxers with us,
just in case, but then we decide not to be pussys and go naked.

The house is dark and quiet.  We sneak out as quietly as we can.  We try not
to giggle, but we can't help it. I mean have you ever snuck around your
house naked with your friends?  It's pretty cool. We get into the kitchen,
turn on the light and open the refrigerator.  I get glasses, Scott is
getting the 2 liter out.  He opens it and starts pouring.  Then it happens.
My dad comes in.  Holey shit we all freak out.  Scott drops the 2 liter, I
spill over one of the glasses as we all run back to my room and dive under
blankets and sheets on the floor.  Right away my dad knocks quietly and
comes in.  We are so busted now.

"Gentlemen, you left a mess in the kitchen, you need to clean it up."

"And about your being naked..." Oh shit,  grounded for the summer. He will
call my friends parents and they will be busted. We are in so much trouble.
"that's not important."  What?  Did he say it wasn't important?  He doesn't
care we were naked?  He goes on "I remember when I was your age, running
around naked sometimes.  Once we even got almost the entire scout troop
running around naked."  What is this?  Not only does he not care, he used to
do it to?  And his whole scout troop?

"What happened?" I ask.

"You boys clean up the mess you made and I will tell you the story if you
want."  He stands there. He waits for us to get up.

Scott, the brave one says "We're still naked."

"Well, get your boxers on then and get it cleaned up."  He is leaving and
turns around.  "Or stay naked if you want.  Just get it cleaned up."  He
leaves.  Whew.  I didn't know my dad was so cool.

"Your dad is cool" says Scott.

"Yeah" agrees Ryan.  Without discussing it, we all put on our boxers and
clean up the mess.

After we are almost done, my dad comes in and checks to make sure we did
good.

"You gonna tell us your scout story?" asks Scott. Dad looks at me.

"Yeah please tell us," I say.

"Ok." And we all troop back to my room. We all 4 sit on the floor.  Us in
our boxers only, dad in sweats and a tshirt.  "Well first you have to
remember things were different back then.  We didn't know as much as you
kids.  Our dads never told us about the birds and the bees and sex.  They
for sure never mentioned masturbation.  (my dad taught me all about it last
year).  So we didn't know much.  We really didn't even know about erections
(that's what my dad calls boners).

We listen.  This is cool.  For some reason, I got a boner, but sit, so
nobody can tell.

. . .

There were 5 of us in the Bear Patrol.  Me, Brian, John, Matt were all 11 or
12 and our patrol leader was Sampson who was 14. We got there at night and
had lots of trouble setting up our tent.  It was a big tent for all of us.
We finally got it up, ate dinner with everyone and went back to the tent to
sleep.  We all stripped to our underwear.  In those days everyone wore
briefs.  After breakfast the next morning, Sampson was gonna take us on a
short hike to learn about reading maps.  We were to be back by lunch. This
was pretty cool, cause we were getting out away from everybody on our own.
This was Matts first camp out.

After about half an hour we came to a stream.  It was hot, we wanted a rest,
so we all took off our shoes and socks, rolled up our pants and waded
around.  There was a little splashing around to.  Anyway,  John disappeared.
  He had fallen down into a deep spot.  He came up sputtering "Hey its deep
here," climbing back to us in the stream.  He is soaked.

"Can we go swimming?" begged Brian.  We all begged to.

Sampson says "Sure" as he starts to undress.  We all strip.  Well it's the
first time any of us saw any of us naked.  But after a quick peek to make
sure everybody else had a dick and balls like our own, we didn't care.  I do
remember thinking that Sampson had hair down there.  I'd didn't even know
about hair then.  We were all hairless.  Not like you big guys.

LOL.  Me and Scott look at Ryan, cause he still don't have any hair.  He
gives us the finger.  I don't know if my dad noticed. He continues.

So we splash around.  Its really to small to swim.  Then we get out.  We
don't have any towels, so we just kinda stand out in the sun to dry off.
Johns clothes are still soaked.

"Can we stay naked?" he asks Sampson.  "All the way back to camp?"

"Yeah" say Brian and me at the same time.  We discovered we liked being
naked.

"Won't we get in trouble?" asks Matt.

"I don't think so" says Sampson. "Last year at summer camp a bunch of us
went skinney dipping and the scoutmaster was there with us.  He let us go."

"He went naked?" asked Ryan.

"Nope. Just the scouts went naked. He was like the lifeguard and just
watched. So does every body want to skinny dip all the back to camp?"

"Yes" we all shout out.  So we pack up our clothes, put on our shoes and
socks, and head back to camp.  Hiking naked is pretty fun.  More fun than
running naked to the kitchen he says.  We all laugh.  This is a pretty cool
story. Scott has a boner.  I can tell by the way he's hiding it. I do to. As
we get closer to camp, we can here the guys talking.  We all start run.  By
the time we get to camp we are running full speed.  The assistant scout
master sees us, but just smiles.  Sampson yells BEAR PATROL HAS RETURNED
NAKED.  All the kids are laughing and looking at us.  It's cool. We run into
out tent.  2 kids follow us into the tent.

"You guys are crazy."

"Yeah real crazy"

We are getting dressed.  But I realize that I have to take off my shoes
first.

"Yeah, bear patrol is crazy" says Sampson.

Brain laughs like a crazy man.  We are all saying crazy likes its to coolest
word in the world. When we come out of the tent, dressed, all the guys are
like cool.  We were very popular during lunch.  We each told our story about
the creek and John falling in and stuff. Anyway after lunch the senior
patrol leader is gonna take us on a 5 mile hike all afternoon. 3 kids and
the scoutmaster stay behind.  The assistant scoutmaster comes with us. We go
to the creek first to fill our canteens.  We show them the falling in spot
and tell the story again.  Sampson talks to the senior patrol leader.  He
comes back to us.

"Want to hike naked?"

"Yeah"

"Yes cool."  We all strip.  The other scouts are looking at us.

Sampson yells BEAR PATROL IS HIKING NAKED.  I was glad I was in the bear
patrol.  2 other kids get naked too and hike with us.  After an hour during
the break, some of the kids get naked.  So we spend the next 2 hours hiking
naked.  It is great.  I wish they had a merit badge for naked hiking, cause
bear patrol would win it. We get back to camp naked.  The guys who were left
behind are sorry they missed out.  We get dressed.  After dinner we just
mess around.  Later, during the big camp fire and storys and skits, we have
more naked fun.

Sampson plans our skit with us.  When it was our turn, this is how it went.
Sampson narrates and we act it out. Matt is sitting there.   He is out
camping and gets separated from the troop.  He just waits, but because he is
by himself, he gets scared.  Then we hears a noise and a mountain lion jumps
out.  That's when I jumped out, naked, pretending to be a mountain lion.  He
kills the lion.  We fight, he kills me, I die and limp off.  Next he hears a
wolf.  The wolf attacks.  Then John comes in naked and pretends to be a
wolf.  He kills the wolf.  John limps away. Then a bear comes.  Brian jumps
out naked and instead of attacking Matt, runs around growling at all the
kids.  They are all laughing hard.  Everybody is. Even the adults. Then he
attacks Matt and Matt kills him.  Brian just lays on the dirt naked.
Sampson comes in and says oh Matt we found you, were you scared.  Nawwww.
The end.  Sampson yells out NAKED BEAR PATROL and we all come, 3 of us naked
to bow, when they are clapping for us.

. . .

Cool story.  "Anything else happen?" I ask.

"That's for another day" says my dad.  "Its time for sleeping." He leaves.
My friends are all happy that my dad is so cool.  Me to.  We all jack off
and go to sleep.

In the morning, Scott says let's eat breakfast naked.  Let's be the bear
patrol.  We agree. We go once again to the kitchen naked.  This time in the
light, knowing we will get caught.  We get out milk and cereal and my dad
comes in.  Scott says BEAR PATROL IS EATING BREAKFAST NAKED.  God, its so
cool.  They are laughing and my dad has to sit down cause he is laughing so
hard. He keeps trying to talk, then he breaks up again.  Then that makes us
all laugh.  I mean this goes on a couple of minutes.  He finally stops
trying to say anything and just goes to turn on the coffee machine. Its
funny, I don't feel stupid being naked around my dad, neither do the other
guys.  Was it getting caught, or hearing his storys that made it ok?  I
don't know.

"Tell us another story about the bear patrol" Scott asks my dad, after he
sits down with his coffee.

"Yeah, tell us" me and Ryan add.  We all sit around the breakfast table.
Now you have to know it is a glass table so you can see the persons legs
under the table.  Or if there naked you can see there dicks.  Or in the case
of Ryans you can see there boners.  Yeah. His was sticking straight on up,
and he wasn't even sitting to hide it.  He didn't know, or didn't care that
we could all see it. Even before my dad started telling the story, I was
starting to get a semi to, which made me sit so it wasn't so noticeable.

. . .

So we get dressed, don't ask me why, after our skit and watch the others.
We win best skit and they all clap for us again. After going to the pee
spot, we all pee together.  It's cool. I peed with other guys on campouts
before, but this was our entire patrol, 5 guys at once.  It was pretty cool.
  A group pee. So as we are piling in the tent, Andy comes and asks if he
can sleep in our tent tonight.  Andy was one of the ones who was the first
to strip and hike naked with us.  We all look at each other.  Sampson says
why?

"Well, you're the bear patrol.  I want to be in the bear patrol.  I want to
sleep naked with you guys tonight."  Well we hadn't even discussed sleeping
naked.  In fact, I didn't even think of it.  We always slept in out briefs,
with some of the kids wearing pajamas, especially the new ones. Sleeping
naked sounded cool.

Sampson says "wait outside, we will decide."  He asks us if we want to let
him sleep with us.  We all say yeah.  He asks do you guys want to sleep
naked?  Everybody says yes!  So he tells Andy OK.  When Andy goes to get his
sleeping bag and stuff Sampson yells BEAR PATROL IS SLEEPING NAKED.  All the
campers start to laugh.  I think that some of the other tents got naked to.

Then the Senior patrol leader comes to our tent.  I hope we are not in
trouble.  He says, "bear patrol can sleep naked, but bear patrol better
settle down, with no more announcements."  Ok. We all giggle. We undress all
the way naked.  Laughing the whole time.  Andrew comes in.  He also strips
naked.  He is older and also has some hair like Sampson.  We don't say
anything about it.  He also has a big dick, but we don't say anything about
that either.

"Then you all jacked off together?" asks Ryan.  Shit what an idiot.  Now my
dad will know that we all do it.  I like Ryan, but sometimes be is such a
moron. Also I got a full on boner now.  It looks like Scott does to, but he
is hiding it.  Ryan is still just sitting there like he doesn't care if the
entire world sees his boner. My dad looks at us.  I know he sees our boners,
I just know it.  I feel kinda stupid now, especially with lame ass Ryans
stupid jacking off comment.

Dad continues. "Guys, things were different then.  We didn't even know what
it was.  Today its no big deal, jacking off with your friends, but in those
days we didn't even know the words for jacking off.  So we didn't talk about
it, we didn't do it. So no, we didn't jack off or masturbate.  I do remember
having an erection all night and having trouble sleeping."  We laugh.  Again
noticing our boners, he gets up to get more coffee.  "See you later. You
guys have a good day."

I ask, "Anymore Bear patrol stories?"

"Yes, maybe another time."  He heads out to the living room to watch tv and
drink more coffee.  We are all hyper horney for some reason.

"Why did you ask my dad about jacking off? That was fucking embarrassing," I
ask Ryan

"Why not.  Dude, your dads cool. Do you think he knew I had a boner during
his story."

"The world knew you had a boner" I said pointing to it through the table.

"So did you" says Scott.

"So did you" I fire back. We all look at each other, then bust up again.

Scott says kinda whisper yelling, BEAR PATROL ALL HAS BONERS.  God he is so
funny.  We bust up big time. We put away our breakfast stuff.  We go naked
up to my room.  While Ryan showers, me and Scott jack off.  Scott says BEAR
PATROL IS JACKING OFF.  He is the coolest kid in school.  I'm glad he is my
friend.

Ryan comes out in a towel, "you guys still naked?"

Scott says "Hell yeah, we're the bear patrol."  He goes out to the bathroom
for a shower. I stay naked, Ryan in his towel.

"Sorry about asking your dad about jacking off."

"Don't worry about it.  I was embarrassed, but it turned out to be no big
deal."

"Yeah," he said, "I wish your dad was my dad." Ryan lives with his mom only.

In a little, Scott comes out, I go in and shower.  When I come out, they say
lets go and watch tv naked.

"My dad is there," I say.

"Yeah and maybe be will tell us another bear patrol story."  Well since we
all like his stories, and he's already not only seen us naked, but seen our
boners, I say ok."

As we go to the tv room Scott announces BEAR PATROL IS WATCHING CARTOONS
NAKED.  My dad just looks at us and smiles, holding out the remote and
starting to get up.

"Please stay," I say.  "We want to hear another bear patrol story." Before
he starts Scott says BEAR PATROL IS LISTENING TO STORIES NAKED. We all sit
on the floor, my dad on the couch.

. . .

So in the morning, a few of us go out staying naked to pee and its cool.
There are clouds overhead and look likes rain is coming. When we get back in
the tent we dress and tell the other guys it might rain.  We are all
disappointed.  Who wants to camp out in the rain? We all eat breakfast, but
as we are cleaning up, the rain starts pouring.  We all scramble to our
tents. It poured for like 30 minutes.  We were getting bored already.  Then
it looked like it was letting up.  Sampson made a dash to the scoutmasters
tent to see what was up.  He came back and said the radio said early morning
rain, but then it's supposed to go away. We wait.  It starts to pour again.
Like a flood.  You can see little rivers and lake forming in our camp area.
We are getting bored.  It turns to sprinkles only.

Andy says, "lets take a mud bath."  Since Sampson doesn't say anything,
besides Sampson is not even his patrol leader, Andy starts to undress.

John asks "Can we?"

Sampson says "Sure."

So we strip naked and run into the mud.  We push each other and throw mud at
each other.  Sampson yells BEAR PATROL CHALLANGES ALL OTHER PATROLS TO A MUD
FIGHT.  Then he says BEAR PATROL IS TAKING A NAKED MUDBATH.  All the kids
look out of there tents.  We are naked, but with so much mud, you can hardly
tell.  Also the sun is coming out and it is warming up. Pretty soon almost
everybody is naked and rolling around and wrestling in the mud.  It's a free
for all.  Everybody against everybody.  Even the newer shy kids are in there
underwear which is so brown, they will never get them white again. Even the
senior patrol leader and assistant scoutmaster are in there underwear.  It's
a giant muddy mess.  The scoutmaster gets his camera and takes a bunch of
pictures.

John interrupts his story "Naked pictures?"

"Well yes, but at the time, we didn't think about things like that.  We were
kids, we weren't worried.  Being a kid in those days was a lot safer than
today."

"So what happened?" I ask

Dad continues "Nothing much. We just danced around, rolled around and messed
around, getting dirtier than we had ever been in our lives. Good thing most
of us were naked, cause if you were dressed, your clothes would never be
clean again."

Soon it was time for lunch, so we had to clean up.  It's not easy cleaning
up, when you are so muddy.  Sampson says left run to the stream and clean up
there, then we can get dressed.  So our patrol and 4 other guys run, and
walk, and run to the steam and clean ourselves off.  We are naked again.
Well we were naked the entire time, but with so much mud, you really
couldn't see anything.  We headed back to camp.  BEAR PATROL IS NAKED AND
CLEAN shouts Sampson.  Even our hair is clean.  The kids who didn't come are
dressed, but still pretty muddy. We were the only really clean kids.

. . .

"That's it," my dad says.

"What about the pictures?" Asks Ryan.

"We never saw them.  Pretty much forgot about them."

"It would be cool to see them" I said.

"Yeah," says my dad. He gets up to get a shower.  None of us have boners.
Maybe we are getting used to being naked.  We watch Scobby Doo.  Naked.  Its
fun. I wish it would rain.  I get up and look out the window.  No way.  I
open the patio door and go out on the patio naked.  It's the first time I
ever did that.  They both follow me. We are all on the patio, outside naked.
Cool.

"I wish it would rain, so we could have a mud fight" I say.

"Its not gonna rain.  Why don't we use the hose and make our own mud?"
suggests Scott.

"Good idea," I'll go ask my dad. They follow me.  He's shaving in the
bathroom naked.  Well I've seen him before so its not a big deal.  But they
never saw him. And were all still naked.

Scott says "BEAR PATROL IS SHAVING NAKED.  Well that breaks us all up.  My
dad has all the foamy stuff on his face and pretends to be a bear.  Its
funny.

I ask "Can we make the back yard all muddy and have a mud fight, cause it
looks like its not going to rain."

"Sure.  And have fun bear patrol." Cool. We get the hose going.  We also get
a shovel to move the dirt around to make more mud.  We squirt each other and
have water fights to.  My dad comes from the side yard with another hose
from the front.  Its cool cause it helps make it muddy faster.  He goes in.
Well we start by just throwing mud balls at each other.  Then we push Matt
in the mud.  Pretty soon we are all totally muddy.  Its cool, something we
never did before, or never even thought about.  I want a picture.  I holler
for my dad, but he can't hear me, so I go to the patio door, open it a
little and yell in the house.

"What's wrong?" he asks, looking my naked, muddy body over for broken arms
or something.

"Nothing.  Get the camera. Take my picture."

"Sure."  He goes.  I go back to the guys.  My dad is gonna take our muddy
pictures.

"Cool." Say Ryan.

So my dad comes out takes a bunch of pictures and goes back in. We use the
hose to clean up and we are wet, so I holler for my dad to bring us towels.

So that's my story.  I hope someday I will be able to tell my son stories
about the bear patrol and show him pictures to.