Date: Tue, 11 May 2010 07:55:27 -0400 (GMT-04:00)
From: Nifty Writer <nifwri@earthlink.net>
Subject: Adam & Lance - Looking For Mr. Goodfuck

(Usual disclaimers apply.  This is just fantasy fiction with no knowledge
of the characters involved).

ADAM AND LANCE -- LOOKING FOR MR. GOODFUCK.

Adam Lambert and Lance Bass are two of the most famous openly gay
celebrities of our day.  Both are power bottoms who love to get fucked and
are now anxious to spread their legs and broaden their sexual horizons.

Both have been involved in several steady relationships, but both are also
now looking for the perfect fucker to satisfy their sexual appetites.  The
two of them have enjoyed giving each other blow jobs and they have done
lots of frottage together since both are strictly bottom boys.

Now they want to expand their bottom activities and since they are getting
together professionally, they decided to form a personal relationship also.
Their goal is to get fucked by as many male celebrities as possible and
judge their performances.  They decided the best way to accomplish this was
to promote two-on-two orgies where they could compare notes and evaluate
the fucking abilities of their celebrity lovers.

"Who was the best fucker you ever had?" Adam asked Lance.  He replied that
his former lover Reichen Lehmkuhl was and Adam said his best was a marine
from his home town of San Diego.  Neither had been fucked by many
celebrities.  Lance had, of course, been fucked many times by his former
NSync band mate Justin Timberlake whom he pronounced "just average"
although very willing to engage in man sex.  A number of groupies had also
fucked Lance in those days and he had been fucked once by Topher Grace.
Adam's most noted celebrity fucker was Ryan Seacrest back in American Idol
days, but since Ryan was also mostly a bottom, it was not terribly
satisfying for Adam.

Also, Adam had gotten Kris Allen to fuck him -- a first for Kris -- when
they roomed together on the AI tour.  Adam had sucked Kris off for many
nights until he finally got Kris to fuck him.  Since they had become
friends it was fun, but Kris wasn't at all into man sex and it was less
than a great fuck.

"How many guys have fucked you, Adam?" Lance asked.  Adam admitted to 52
while Lance said "well, I am a little older so it's only right I've had
64."  They happily stated they would double those numbers in the next year
with mostly celebrities.

They agreed to focus on straight and bi-sexual guys believing they might be
the best tops.  Adam suggested they set criteria for rating their future
fuckers.  These criteria included: (1) Foreplay.  Willingness to engage in
some real foreplay, exciting their partners and including kissing, sucking
nipples and enjoying each other's bodies.  Tops who just wanted to stand
and deliver get no points.  (2 ) Underwear -- judging how sexy or sharp
their underwear was.  (3) Willingness to "go down" on us.  Lot of straight
guys won't do it but some will.  (4) Size of their cocks.  "I'm not a size
queen" Adam said, "but a respectably sized cock and attractive cock is
important."  Lance said that Justin had a "fairly small but strange cock
with a big circumcision scar that was sort of a turn off."  (5) Variety of
styles.  Missionary, doggy style and all other varieties.  Imagination and
appreciation of real man-man sex.  (6) Afterglow -- the bond established by
the fuck rather than a "slam, bam thank you maam" sort of thing.  (7) The
physical attractiveness of the guy which although not paramount can't be
discounted.  "We don't want to get fucked by Frankenstein after all" Adam
declared.

The guys contemplated all this for a day or two and Lance got up one
morning with his idea for their first set of partners.  He suggested Nick
Lachey and Nick Carter.  He said both are bi-sexual and really accomplished
and experienced fuckers.  Lachey had fucked most of the boy band crowd but
had missed Lance.  "In fact JC Chasez was his bitch for awhile and of
course he fucked Justin just to show who was king" Lance said, laughing.
"Nick Carter's gotten a little paunchy lately, but I've heard he's a great
fucker of boys and girls." Lance said. "In fact, I hear Paris Hilton said
his big cock was the best she ever had, and she's had plenty."

Adam heartily agreed and they booked a posh hotel suite with two king sized
beds for a fuck and suck filled weekend starting the next Friday.

(To be continued.)  Comments welcome.

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