Date: Mon, 1 Jun 2009 08:56:50 -0400
From: HEATHER THOMAS <heather6294@gmail.com>
Subject: American Idol Fantastic Fucks

Usual disclaimers apply.  I have no personal knowledge of any of the
persons mentioned in this story.

AMERICAN IDOL FANTASTIC FUCKS
Chapter Five
OCEANS OF CUM

After the others had left, Simon asked Adam to evaluate their fucking
ability.  Adam replied that Matty was the second best fucker he'd ever had
-- second only to Simon.  And, that Jake was really quite good although his
cum loads fell short of Matty's. He went on to say that he felt both Tobey
and James were more natural bottoms.  "I could tell how much they
appreciated their fucks by you and Matty and how much they adored your
cocks.  They were OK as fuckers but you've spoiled me and I could tell they
were just not that much into male pussies" Adam proclaimed.

Simon and Adam relaxed for a few days after their weekend fuck fest.  Simon
only fucked him each morning.  On the third morning, Simon told Adam how
much he admired him. "You're not afraid to be yourself and you truly are a
lovely person.  Even the worst homophobes would have to admit that Adam
Lambert is a genuine class act in every way."  He praised Adam's taste and
his quest for perfection.  As an example he complimented him for having all
semblance of hair removed from his ass.  "Your ass is as sweet and fresh as
a baby's" Simon told him, "and you have maximized all your physical assets.
I'm very proud to have you as my lover, my friend and my protégé."

Simon then suggested another orgy and called his old fuck buddy George
Clooney to organize a group from those Oceans movies to come and fuck and
suck all weekend.  George called him back in a few hours and said he was
bringing a party of seven including himself.  "Is that too many?" George
asked, and Simon replied that no, it was a perfect number.  The group
included George, Brad Pitt, Ben Affleck, Casey Affleck, Matt Damon, Scott
Caan and Will Smith.

"These guys all know what a masterful fucker you are and they're all
anxious as hell to have your horsecock up their asses" George told Simon.
"And, we're anxious to sample Adam Lambert's sweet little twat also."
"Please tell them to overdose on Viagra and to get some Turkish Viagra
too," Simon told him.  "There's going to be a helluva lot of fucking and
sucking and I don't want any of them petering out. Literally!"

Simon gave the list to Adam who asked "have you fucked them all?"  Simon
replied he had fucked all but two, namely Scott Caan and Will Smith.  "Who
were the best fucks?" Adam asked.  Simon replied that "Ben Affleck is a
born man fucker and fuck...very versatile and likes it all ways, genuinely
loves both cock and man cunt.  Brad Pitt is a perfect bottom boy whose life
as a `sex symbol' is a total fraud as he's as gay as you get- and Matt
Damon is a very intense fuck -- and fucker too I've noticed.  Casey's just
so-so, and of course George was born to fuck and get fucked.  Loves man
cock and lots of it.  Also girl pussy, boy pussy, maybe even sheep pussy!
Hell, George would fuck a knot hole if that's all that's available.  He
fucked Julia Roberts and Brad Pitt the same night, one after the other.
Fucked Julia up the ass as he said that was asshole night!  He may have
slowed down a bit in later years, but he's too horned up always to reverse
course.  A real total whore."

Adam said it sounded like a fun weekend.  Simon asked him the most guys
he'd had in one setting and Adam replied it was last weekend with Matty's
crew.  "Before that I'd only had one guy at a time" he said.  Simon asked
if he'd had any sex during the American Idol series and Adam blushed,
saying he'd been fucked once by Ryan Seacrest and had given Kris a blow job
on the last day of the contest.  "He was my roommate you know, and he was
so strung out that last day that I sucked him off before we dressed for the
final show."

The Oceans crew began arriving for their three night fuck fest early Friday
evening.  Simon's expansive suite was soon full of the nine horny dudes.
He had ordered a huge buffet and suggested everyone strip to their
underwear before partaking of the sumptuous dinner.  Simon, of course, was
in his splendid Dolce Gabbana white briefs and Adam was in a pair of very
sheer and very tight baby blue silk briefs.  George Clooney was wearing
sharp white Jockey briefs and all noticed his very hairy chest.  Ben
Affleck and his brother Casey were both in regular white briefs while Matt
Damon wore white CK boxer briefs.  Brad Pitt was in some rather tacky Fruit
of the Loom briefs and Scott Caan wore black boxer briefs.  Will Smith
stripped to blue and white print boxers.

While eating, the guys caught up on Hollywood gossip and all complimented
Adam on his American Idol performance.  After dessert, Simon said "hey
we've got the right number for three 3-ways."  They teamed up as follows:
Simon would fuck Ben who would fuck Adam; George would fuck Brad who would
fuck Casey; and Scott would fuck Matt who would fuck Will.

Underwear was flying shortly as they prepared for their orgy.  Simon
de-pantsed Ben and ate his pussy while Ben removed Adam's sexy briefs and
ate him out.  In the next bed George was sucking on Brad Pitt's boy cunt
while Brad ate Casey.  And, on the far side of the suite, Scott Caan was
sucking Matt Damon's hairy man cunt as Matt ate Will Smith's hairy ass.

Soon all three beds rocked with fucking action.  Simon drilled Ben hard and
Ben said "oh yes, God yes, Simon, I love your fuck" as he pummeled his nice
sized cock deep into Adam Lambert's ass.  George's big cock was really
plunging into Brad Pitt who was shrieking with joy as his own rather small
dick fucked Casey Affleck.  Scott Caan was a very aggressive fucker, just
fucking the shit out of an intense looking Matt Damon who had his own cock
deep in Will Smith's boy pussy.

 "Like the good ole days on the Ocean set, isn't it?" George yelled at the
group.  "I'd forgotten how soft your little cunt is, Brad," he said and Ben
said "I'd almost forgotten how big and how fantastic a fucker Simon is" The
other guys were grunting and moaning as the fucks continued.

Scott's group came first as both he and Matt shot their loads.  Then George
and Brad pissed their loads and it was a good 15 minutes later when Simon
unloaded in Ben's ass exactly when Ben shot a big load into Adam.

 The guys lay there after their fuck and Simon suggested they switch for
now to some one-on-one action and that he wanted to fuck Will Smith whom
he'd never had.  Will moved over to Simon's bed.  George Clooney chose
Adam; Ben Affleck selected Brad Pitt whom he'd fucked many times but loved
the girlish way Brad took his fucks; Matt Damon chose Scott Caan, reversing
roles from their previous fuck and Casey Affleck went over to get a blow
job from Brad who had blown him many times before both on and off movie
sets, but was the best cocksucker Casey had ever had.

These fucks went well with Simon enjoying Will's power bottom abilities and
Adam really loving George's power fuck.  Several guys sat out the next
round but Ben went over to fuck Adam and Simon fucked the living shit out
of Scott Caan who was a most aggressive bottom that Simon loved taming.

Matt Damon fucked Adam next while Scott Caan had Adam suck his cock.  The
fuck fest continued all weekend, ending only early Monday morning.

Simon fucked everyone except Adam and fucked Ben Affleck, Scott Caan and
George Clooney twice.  He also got blow jobs from Ben, George, Casey, Brad
and Will.

Adam was fucked by everyone.  Ben and George both fucked him three times
and Scott nailed him twice.  He sucked every guy's cock including two-fers
for Brad Pitt, Casey Affleck and Scott Caan.  He also got his cock sucked
by Brad Pitt, Will Smith and Casey Affleck.

When the group finally left, Simon was exhausted and Adam had a very sore
ass.  But, it had been a very erotic and successful fuck fest with these
top Hollywood stars.

Simon apologized to Adam for not fucking him, but said ten fucks and five
blowjobs were just about his limit.  Adam grinned, recalling the weekend's
events.  His big disappointment was Brad Pitt who was a lousy fucker with a
small dick.

Before they took a nap, after which Simon would give Adam his morning fuck,
Simon asked him to evaluate the weekend's fuckers.  Adam rated them as
follows: #1 George Clooney whose thousands of fucks over the years shows.
His cock is only average size but he is an expert fucker with great
technique.  #2 Ben Affleck is a guy who really appreciates male pussy.
He's a bit of an arrogant fucker but he is damned good.  #3 Scott Caan who
had the biggest cock of the group -- probably 8 inches hard.  He's a very
aggressive fucker and doesn't have the technique of George and Ben but his
hard thrusting fucks are impossible not to like.  #4 Will Smith who has a
cock nearly as big as Scott's and clearly has a lot of experience fucking
male pussy.  He lacks the imagination of George and Ben, but is a good
fucker.  #5 Matt Damon.  As you said, Simon, he is very intense but he's
clearly fucked a lot of guys and is an adequate fucker.  #6 Casey Affleck.
Falls far short of his brother's fucking skills and is barely adequate.
Not many would come back for repeats with Casey.  #7 Brad Pitt.  A
surprisingly -- even shockingly bad fucker.  I agree he's probably just a
bottom boy trying to top.  No technique at all and his small cock gives
little satisfaction.

Simon then told Adam what he knew of the guys who were here.  "I've told
you about George who is pretty much a sex addict" he said.  He described
the others as follows: BEN is an arrogant egomaniac who thinks he will have
a brilliant political career down the road but he's no Reagan or
Schwarzenegger, so it's doubtful.  He's bi-sexual but resents his female
companions getting more publicity than he.  That's what ultimately ruined
his engagement to JLo.  Also, she is a selfish, stupid, demanding whore.
He married Jennifer Garner as she'll take a back seat to him, and he had to
get married since his man-fucking was getting too well known by the media.
His little brother CASEY is a pale imitation, just riding on his big
brother's coattails.  He was fucked by Matt Damon who popped his cherry
when he got to Hollywood and he's been confused ever since.  MATT DAMON is
a humorless, intense guy who is a rather mechanical personality and fucker.
He and Ben fucked each other in their youth but Matt is actually sort of
asexual.  He married a total nobody and doesn't really like celebrity
status or Hollywood.  BRAD PITT comes from some little town in Missouri
where he was regarded as gay -- or queer as they say down there.  He fucked
his way to stardom, giving up his pussy and sucking cocks all through the
corporate ranks of filmdom.  Women thought he was cute -- or sexy -- and
the industry sold him as such.  He has married two complete bitches and
probably has had limited -- or no -- sex with them.  Jennifer Anniston
(wife #1) reportedly caught him getting fucked by extras, delivery boys and
what have you but she didn't care as it was a publicity driven marriage.
His second wife Angelina Jolie is really crazy and totally fucked up.
They've adopted children from weird countries and I believe she's pregnant
although God only knows by whom.  WILL SMITH I know is bi-sexual as is his
wife.  They often have 3-somes sometimes with boys, sometimes with girls.
I don't know much about SCOTT CAAN.  His dad's a movie star and he grew up
in Hollywood, so he's almost certainly fucked up.  He is quite aggressive
as you noticed in the sack.

Simon and Adam then discussed who they should have over for their next
orgy.  "Who would you like, lover" Simon asked Adam.  "I'd love to get
fucked by Leonardo diCaprio but I guess he's out of the country, so maybe a
group of Latin guys.  Do you know any?"

Simon replied "you're right about Leo and that would be great, but let me
think about a Latino group. That would be hot.  I love Latin cunt -- boy or
girl --- so let me try to put a group together.  I think I'll call Ben
Bratt -- he's out here now doing something and he's a terrific fuck and I'm
told he's a phenomenal fucker.  So let me track Ben down."