Date: Sun, 20 Jul 2003 00:21:41 EDT
From: SLIPMAHONEY57@aol.com
Subject: "Andy & Barney On Patrol"
OFFICIAL DISCLAIMER: THIS STORY IS FICTION AND IS BASED UPON FICTIONAL
CHARCTERS. "The Andy Griffith Show" is a Mayberry Enterprises Production, and
copyrighted by Paramount Studios. Once you read this story of hot, sweaty sex
between a hunky small-town sheriff and his skinny, well-hung deputy, Mayberry will
NEVER be the same to you! UNZIP AND ENJOY!! It
was a hot, humid afternoon in Mayberry. The courthouse was hot as blazes, and
the tall electric fan in one corner did little to make things more comfortable.
Both Sheriff Andy Taylor and his deputy Barney Fife were busy going through
some old files that needed to be updated. Both Andy and Barney tried to keep
thier minds on thier work, but thier thoughts kept straying...............to each
other! Every time Andy
glanced over at his skinny little deputy/best buddy, his fat cock stiffened even
more. Andy looked at Barney's thick fish-lips..........he knew how hot and
sensous those thick lips felt wrapped around his throbbing cock..........and Andy
also stole glances at Barney's crotch. He knew that inside those size 32
khaki uniform pants there lurked a ten inch cock......a thick, throbbing length of
cockflesh that could really ride his tight hairy ass but good, and could
batter his prostate to a pulp!
Andy then got
up and went over to the old, time-worn file cabinet. He opened up the lowest
drawer, and bent over to put away the updated files. Barney's beady little
eyes glistened, and he felt his huge trouser-snake pound in his uniform pants.
Andy's ass was round and firm, twin globes of meaty, furry assflesh that Barney
loved to whack with his thick black belt..........and a tight-as-hell
fur-lined hole that gripped his humongous nightstick like a fleshy vice.
"Hey, Andy, " Barney said, as he tried to compose himself " Why don't we
knock off for the day? It's so damn hot in here, and the hotter the temperature,
the friskier I get.....ya know what I mean, Andy?" Barney winked at Andy and
massaged the huge bulge that tented the front of his uniform trousers.
"Gol' damn, Barn," Andy
chuckled "You really are frisky today.....didn't you get enough this mornin'?"
Barney's tongue licked his thick lips, and he replied, "Hell, no, Andy! You
always keep my motor runnin'!"
Andy laughed and grabbed his swivel-desk chair and pulled
it into the center of the room. He sat down in it, and spread his big legs
wide. "Ok, Barn, let's get those big lips of yours to workin' on this big ol'
man-pole of mine!" Barney
dropped to his knees between Sheriff Taylor's wide-spread legs and
slooooowwwllyyyyyy started licking that huge bulge behind Andy's fly. Barney traced the
outline of Andy's thick pole, and soon Andy's pants were damp with spit and
soaked-through lube. Then Barney's skinny fingers pulled down Andy's zipper, and
his small hand reached into the fly of Andy's sweaty boxers and pullled out his
throbbing, pre-cum drooling cock.
"GGGGOOOOOLLLLLLLLDAAAMMNNNNN," Andy growled, as Barney's hot tongue started teasing the lube-slick head
of his massive prong. "Barn, that sure feels reeaaaaaaaallllllllll goooood!!"
Barney opened up his mouth wide, and went down on Andy's
pounding 8-and-a-half-inch dong. When Andy felt Barney's thick, full, sensual lips
wrap around his huge cock, he nearly shot ride there. "AAAWWFFUUCCKKKKKBARN,"
Andy moaned, as his skinny little deputy started bobbing up and down on his
fat Sheriff's shaft. Barney was an experienced
little cocksucker; not only had he been blowing Andy since they were 14, but he
also sucked off a lot of the guys in high school, including a few of the
teachers.
In fact, Andy had given him the knickname "Tight Lips Barney"
and that name stuck throughout high school. When a horny classmate couldn't
score with a chick he had the hots for, or one of the teachers had a really bad
case of blue balls, good ol' Barney Fife was right there to help out. Yep,
Barney was a pretty popular guy back in Mayberry Union High!
Andy spread his
big legs wider, as Barney was swallowing his fat dick right down to the root.
Andy squirmed in his chair as Barney's hot mouth worked over his thick shaft,
Barney's hot, talented tongue licking the slick head of Andy's cock as though it
were an ice-cream cone.
Though Barney loved having Andy's
cock in his mouth, he didn't want Andy to come now. He reluctantly let Sheriff
Taylor's spit-slick shaft slide from his mouth and he growled "ALL RIGHT, ANDY!
DROP YOUR PANTS AND YOUR SHORTS AND BEND OVER THE DESK RIGHT NOW...RIGHT NOW,
DAMMIT!!" Barney watched as Andy obeyed.
When both Andy's uniform pants and his striped boxers were pushed down around
his gartered socks, Barney felt his huge trouser snake unleash yet another
gush of lube into his sweaty, size 32 briefs. Barney pulled Andy's thick belt
from his belt loops and doubled it up in his hand. He then brushed Andy's
shirttail out of the way, revealing Andy's round, hairy, juicy buns.
"OK, ANDY, " Barney snarled, "NOW I'M GONNA SHOW YOU WHY THEY CALL ME
'FEARLESS FIFE' !!"
CRACK SNAP SNAP CRACK CRACK CRACK SNAP SNAP
CRACK CRACK Andy yelped and cussed as Barney assaulted his hairy, manly ass
with the belt. Each stinging, smarting blow of the belt made Andy's furry
buns quiver and shake, and Andy ground his throbbing country-boy cock hard
against the edge of his desk. SNAP SNAP CRACK CRACK CRACK
CRACK SNAP SNAP CRACK CRACK soon Andy's round, masuline ass was hot and
glowing a bright red, and a few hot welts criss-crossing those furry, succulent
mounds. "NIP IT!! NIP IT IN THE BUD!!!" Barney snarled, as he continued to thrash
the hell out of his best buddy Andy's hairy, jiggling ass.
Tears of pain, submission, and erotic ecstacy coursed down
Andy's cheeks as his ass felt as though it were bieng paddled with a hot frying
pan. By this time, Barney's cock was ready to rip the fly of his uniform pants
open. So Barney tossed the belt aside, and roughly shoved his pants and tight,
sweaty briefs down his skinny legs to his ankles.
Free of
its cotton prison, Barney's thick 10 inch fuckrod swung out of his thick
black pubic jungle, the thick, angry head dribbling hot lube.
Barney spit into his hand and then used
his saliva to lube up his angry, monstrous cock. He again spit on his
fingers, and used them to start releaxing Sheriff Taylor's tight, puckered chute.
Then Barney pulled Andy's sore, red buns apart, and Andy gasped deep in his
throat as he felt the blunt head of Deputy Barney Fife's huge nightstick start to
invade his hairy, sweaty chute.
"FUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!"
Andy moaned loudly, as more and more of Barney's elongated ass-slammer slid
deeper and deeper into his hot ass. Finally, when he felt Barney's sweaty,
cum-loaded low-hangers brush up against his hairy, blistered buns, Andy moaned,
"YEAHHH, BARNEY...FUCK MY HAIRY MAN-CHUTE REAAAALLLLLL GOOD!!"
His small hands
gripping Andy's waist, Barney began plowing in and out of Andy's hairy ass. It was
no secret that Barney loved Andy, not only like a best buddy and brother, but
as a lover....a hot, handsome, HAIRY he-man lover! Barney's cum-loaded nuts
thudded and thwacked against Andy's hairy, glowing buns as his monstrous
nightstick pulverized Andy's humming prostate.
By now, Andy's uniform shirt was soaked
through with sweat, and his cock felt like a slab of white-hot steel as he madly
pumped it in time to Barney's superior ass-fucking. "NOW YOU SEE WHY THEY CALL
ME 'TIGER FIFE'!!" Barney growled, no longer a skinny little mild-mannered
deputy. Now, he was a raging, sex-crazed animal, madly fucking the tight, hairy
ass of his best pal in the world, Sheriff Andy Taylor!
Andy could feel his hairy balls
churn........he couldn't hold back..........he coudn't...he pumped his big shaft
harder with his thick fist. "AAWWSSHHHOOOTTTT, BARNEY', Andy growled loudly.
"YEAHHHHHH...RAM THAT HAIRY ASS...FUCK ME GOOD NOW, BOY,
YEAHHHHHHHHH....AAWWFFUUCCKKKKKKUUGGHHHHH!!!!" Andy's fist flew madly, and he grunted
and cussed as his fat cock began spurting out thick, sticky gobs of sheriff's
spunk all over his desktop. Hot jizz splattered over his files and other
paperwork, but, at that moment, Andy just didn't give a hoot. As
Andy shot his load all over his desk, his hairy asshole really started to work
on Barney's ass-ramming shaft, causing his loaded nuts to blow.
YEAAHHH, ANDY, Barney moaned, about to cream his best
pal's hairy ass "YYEEAHHH, OL' BOY.........GONNA CREAM YOUR ASS
GOOD...UUGHHHHHHHHUUGGHH..OOOHHHLORRRDDDDDDDD!!!!!!" Andy felt as though a
skyrocket had went off in his ass as Barney's huge donkey-dong exploded, hot,
scalding jets of deputy jizz flooding the depths of his hairy, sweaty ass, pllowing
his sensitive prostate into another dimension, far removed from sleepy
Mayberry................ Finally, his nuts drained dry, Barney collapsed on Andy's
broad, sweaty back. He deeply inhaled the manly, musky scent of Andy's sweat as
his thick nightstick slowly started to soften in Andy's well-abused ass.
Andy's fingers had scooped up some of his cum from the
desktop, and greedily licked his sticky fingers.
When Barney pulled
his huge, spent trouser-snake out of Andy's hairy ass, and started to pull up
his pants, he grinned broadly at Andy. "Damn, Andy, it gets better all the time,
don't it, buddy?"
Andy grinned back, pulled Barney to him, and
passionatley deep-kissed his skinny deputy long and hard. Then Andy's big hands
reached around to cup Barney's round, diminutive buns through his sweaty
uniform pants. "Say, Barn, what say you and I go home and shower and then you and
I'll drive over in the squad car to the Bluebird Diner, have a bite, and then
park somewhere off the road a piece, where we could......maybe........get a
little frisky again for a spell"? For
answer, Barney licked his thick, sensous cock-sucking lips seductivley. Yep,
he really loved workin' with his ol' pal Andy!! THE END.......HOPE YOU GUYS
ENJOYED...FEEDBACK AND COMMENTS ARE ALWAYS WELCOME!!