Date: Tue, 22 Jul 2003 00:19:43 EDT
From: SLIPMAHONEY57@aol.com
Subject: "Andy & Barney On Patrol....Part 3" (celebrity)
OFFICIAL DISCLAIMER: This story is FICTION based upon FICTIONAL characters.
"The Andy Griffith Show" is a production of Mayberry Enterprises, and is
copyrighted by Paramount Studios. UNZIP AND ENJOY! (Note: The character of Howard
Sprague in the series did not appear until well after Barney Fife left Mayberry.
However, due to the requests of several of my readers, I have added Howard to
the story to join Andy and Barney in some hot sexual hijinks!)
Late one afternoon a few days later, Andy and Barney were sitting
in the courthouse sipping cold bottles of orange pop, chewing the fat along
with thier good friend, county clerk Howard Sprague. Howard was a strapping, six
foot three, broad-shouldered fellow, dapper in his tweed suit and bow tie.
Andy stole glances at Howard as they talked, wondering how Howard's
well-trimmed mustache would feel tickling his hard shaft. Barney, also, was
discreetly checking out the dapper clerk, wondering how tight his virgin chute would
feel wrapped around his monstrous ten-inch nightstick.
As Howard started telling them about the new office equiptment
that had just been installed in his office, Barney gave Andy a sly wink, and
Andy nodded, knowing it was time to get Howard into thier own personal
"Mayberry Men's Club". So Andy started telling Howard
about all the hot, sensual fun that he and Barney had been having. At first, the
repressed, mild-mannered Howard looked a bit startled....he had never heard of
ANYTHING like this before, and, at first, he was a bit awkward at hearing
this homoerotic info. But, as Andy continued, assisted by Barney, the more
interested Howard Sprague became. Already, Barney noticed, there was a good-sized
bulge behind the fly of Howard Sprague's suit pants. It was then that both Andy
and Barney knew that they had him hooked!
"Gee, Andy, " Howard said, nervously rubbing
his cock through his pants "This is all kind of new to me, and, it's gonna be
a little awkward for me." That's when Andy made his next move. "C'mon,
Howard," Andy chuckled. "Everybody knows that those quiet, shy, mild-mannered boys
like yourself turn into ravin' wildcats once they start gettin' frisky with the
boys.......Right, Barn?"
"Hell, yeah, Howard, " Barney spoke, his ten-inch monster throbbing in
his tight size 32 jockey briefs. "Once you get it on with your buddies, you
NEVER wanna go back to the weaker sex again!" As Barney recounted some of his
hot times with Andy, Howard felt himself getting more and more aroused, and his
big hand was now openly massaging his throbbing dick through his suit pants.
"So,
Howard, whaddya think? Andy asked the dapper county clerk. "You wanna join me
an' ol' Barn here in some real good, hot fun?"
Howard then stood up, taking off his
suit jacket, and laying it on Andy's desk. He grinned broadly. "Ok,
Andy.....Barney....why don't you show me the ropes, and I'll learn as we go along?" Andy
chuckled and whispered something in Barney's ear. The two uniformed lawmen came
up to the strapping clerk, and began his initiation. Andy started
licking Howard's well-trimmed mustache, and then slowly started to lick
Howard's lips. At first Howard was a little nervous, but soon his tongue was inside
Andy's mouth, thier two tongues entwining in an erotic dance.
As Andy and Howard deep-kissed,
Barney had unbuttoned Howard's shirt. As it was a hot day, Howard wasn't wearing an
undershirt, and Barney's slim hand slid into Howard's shirt and started
massaging his hairy chest, pinching and tweaking his erect nipples. Then Barney
pulled Howard's shirt out of his pants, and started licking his hairy chest, and
nibbling his stiff nipples.
"Oooooohhhffuucckkkk...golly, that's nice..." Howard moaned, as
he rubbed Andy's round ass through his tight uniform pants. Barney was
massaging Howard's firm ass also, as he continued to tongue-worship the sexy clerk's
hairy chest. As Andy and Howard
continued to french-kiss, Andy's big hand unzipped Howard's fly and slid into his
suit pants, gripping Howard's thick cock through his sweaty, red-striped
boxers.
"Damn, Howard," Andy exclaimed. "Seems
like you've been hidin' somethin from his here!" Howard Sprague felt his bloated
balls jolt as Andy's big hand played with his throbbing pole. "Geeze, Andy,"
Howard groaned. "You're really getting me hot under the collar, here.!"
Suddenly Andy stepped away from Howard. Barney followed suit. "Ok,
Howard, " Andy grinned "Now that me and Barney got you all rarin' to go, let's see
if you're ready to shake that ol' goody two-shoes image and become a real
wildman!"
Niether Andy nor Barney expected
what happened next. Howard tore off his sweaty shirt, along with his suit pants
and his wing-tip shoes. Now, he was only wearing his red-striped boxers and
his gartered socks. His broad chest was sweaty and hairy, and that furry chest
heaved. There was a mad gleam in Howard's eyes neither Andy nor Barney had
ever seen before. Gone was the quiet, shy, ultra-conservative Howard Sprague. In
his place was a hairy, broad shouldered wildman, clad in only his underwear
and socks, and his fat, thick cock jutting out of the fly of his sweaty
undershorts. Both Andy and Barney were awestruck.
"GOODY TWO-SHOES??!?!?" Howard snarled. He grabbed
Andy and started passinatley kissing him, as his big hand rougly unbuttoned
Andy's uniform shirt, even popping a few of the buttons. Then Howard unbuckled
Andy's belt and yanked both Andy's kahaki uniform pants and his boxers down to
his black boots. He then pushed Andy down, bending him over the desk. Barney
just stood there, his eyes nearly popping out of his head at this sudden
transformation of mild-mannered Howard. "BARNEY, DROP THOSE PANTS
AND YOUR SHORTS AND BEND OVER THE DESK NEXT TO ANDY...NOW!!"
Barney's ten-inch boner sprung free of his briefs, and flopped
against the desk edge. Andy's hard cock also was up against the desk, the angry
head slick with free-flowing lube. Howard then pulled the belts from both Andy
and Barney's pants, and doubled them up. His tongue licked his lips in
anticipation of what was to come. "ALL RIGHT, BOYS, " Howard
growled "MEET THE NEW HOWARD SPRAGUE!!" WHAP WHAP CRACK CRACK CRACK
CTACK CRACK WHAP WHAP CRACK Andy and Barney both yelped as
thier belts lashed into thier bare and vunerable asses. Andy's hefty hairy buns
and Barney's small, smooth cheeks were now quivering and shaking with each
stinging blow of the belts. Howard's hairy chest heaved and glistened with sweat as
he assaulted the bare behinds of Sheriff Andy Taylor and Deputy Barney Fife.
CRACK CRACK CRACK WHAP WHAP WHAP CRACK CRACK WHAP WHAP
By now, both Andy and Barney's butts were a deep, glowing crimson,
and hot welts criss-crossed the quivering mounds of masculine assflesh. Both
Andy and Barney had thier arms around each other, clinging to each other
tightly as Howard angrily thrashed thier sizzling butts. Hot, masculine tears
streaked thier faces, and they humped thier hard, lube-drooling dicks against the
desk edge. Suddenly Howard threw
down the belts and his big hands roughly squeezed Andy and Barney's red,
blazing asses. Howard especially liked Andy's ass; big round hefty globes of
well-thrashed, furry assflesh. Again Howard growled orders, his big body glistening
with sweat.
"ANDY, STAY WHERE YOU ARE!", Howard
ordered. "BARNEY, GET ON YOUR GODDAMN KNEES AND START SUCKING OFF ANDY!" Andy
backed away from the desk to give Barney enough room to get into position on
his knees. Andy moaned as Barney's full, thick lips wrapped themselves around
the pounding length of his sweaty prick. Then Howard spit into his hand and
then lubed his his thick, throbbing hardon. He then pulled Andy's blistered,
hairy buns apart and started shoving his thick clerk cock into the handsome,
broad-shouldered sheriff's tight, hairy chute.
"GGGGOOOOLLLLLLLLLLDDDAAAMMNNN!!!!!!" Andy moaned as Howard's fat cock invaded his hairy
rump. Howard felt nerve endings he never knew existed suddenly hum and scream
with unbridled passion as the thick black hairs of Andy's sweaty ass-trench
tickled his massive erection.
Spreading his gartered legs wide, Howard started
plowing in and out of Andy's sweaty hairy ass. He didn't warm up with slow,
gradual strokes. He was like a wild animal in captivity suddenly released, with
basic animal instinct kicking into overdrive.
"UUGGHHHHH...UUGGHHH...UUGGHHHHH...UUGHHHHHHHHHHH...." Howard
grunted as he slammed his fat white-collar rod in and out of Sheriff Taylor's
beefy ass. His big balls slapped and thudded against Andy's blistered, hairy
buns as he plowed in and out like a total madman. Andy's prostate was now in high
gear, getting pounded to a pulp by Howard's thrusting tool.
Barney's
hands slid up and down Andy's hairy, powerful legs as he continued to suck on his
best pal's fat, juicy cock. Ol' "Tight Lips Barney" was doing a helluva job
servicing Andy's fat cock!
Howard's broad hands slid up into
Andy's sweaty t-shirt, and he reached around to play with the hunky sheriff's
stiff nipples. Howard KNEW he could NEVER again be the mild-mannered mama's boy
he USED to be....at least, around Andy and Barney!!
"OOOHHHHHYYEEAAHHH,BARN," Andy moaned, thrusting his hips forward "Gonna blow this hot load
right now....gonna spunk your mouth good, boy.........yeahhhhh..AAUUGGHH
UUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Andy's fat cock exploded in Barney's
hot mouth, and jet after jet of hot sheriff's spunk flooded the skinny
deputy's mouth, dribbling down his chin and dripping down to stain his shirtfront.
Barney had been fisting his own monster,
and, as Andy shot his load in his mouth, Barney's hot load sprayed all over
Andy's hairy leg, his gartered sock and his boot. Barney's nuts kept on churning
more and more cum, as hot wads of jizz continued to cream Andy's leg, shooting
out of Barney's fat donkey dick.
As Andy shot his load, his well-stretched
sphincter wildly grappled Howard Sprague's ass-pounding tool.
"AAUUGGHHHH..OOHHHJJESUUSSSSCHRRRIISSSTT!!!!!!!" Howard cussed, as his hairy nuts exploded. His
thick cock began flooding Andy's hairy ass with geysers of thick, sticky
white-collar cum, and Howard kept on thrusting forward until his bloated nuts were
finally emptied. Barney took
his mouth off of Andy's spent cock and started licking his massive load from
Andy's leg and his boot. Andy growled deep in his throat as Howard's cock slid
out of his furry, sweaty, well-whupped ass.
Then Andy stood up, and
told Barney to stand up as well. Andy reached into his desk drawer, and pulled
out a toy sherrif's badge that Opie liked to play with. Andy pinned it to the
front of Howard's sweaty, cum-splotched boxers and then put his hand on Howard's
bare shoulder.
"Howard Sprague, " Andy intoned with a grand gesture, "You
are now OFFICIALLY one of Mayberry's FINEST...........fuckers!!!!" Barney
shook Howard's hand, and congratulated him heartily. "Gee, Andy, " Howard
grinned, pleased with the honor. "I don't know what to say." Andy chuckled and repli
ed. "You COULD say that you MIGHT want go up to the lake with Barn and me this
weekend.......do a little fishin'...among other things..." Howard responded
by saluting Andy, and chuckling " Howard Sprague, reporting for duty, Sheriff!"
THE END HOPE YOU GUYS ENJOYED! Comments and feedback are ALWAYS
welcome!