Date: Tue, 22 Jul 2003 23:25:37 EDT
From: SLIPMAHONEY57@aol.com
Subject: "Andy & Barney On Patrol....Part 4"               (celebrity)

OFFICIAL DISCLAIMER: This story is FICTION based upon FICTIONAL characters.
"The Andy Griffith Show" is a Mayberry Enterprises Production, and is
copyrighted Paramount Studios. UNZIP AND ENJOY another hot spunk-shootin',
butt-whuppin', butt-rammin' adventure with those horny lawmen from Mayberry!!
                      Sure enough, that weekend, Howard Sprague accompanied
Andy and Barney up to Myer's Lake. The three men hopped out of Howard's car,
loaded down with thier fishing tackle. Not that the three pals from Mayberry
expected to do MUCH fishing....!! They had much BIGGER fish to
fry...................................                            Now that Howard had had the
long-dormant wildman in him brought to the surface, his mind constantly focused
on hot, steamy, sweaty mansex. As it was, Howard could not keep his eyes off
of Andy. Andy wore a short-sleeved plaid shirt, skin-tight jeans, and heavy
workboots. His tight jeans hugged his round, juicy ass like paint, and the crotch
was well-filled with Andy's ample basket.
           Howard himself wore jeans and a long-sleeved lumberjack-style
shirt, and Barney wore an old pair of khaki pants and a plaid short-sleeved shirt,
and a pair of old boots.  "Yeahhh,boy," Andy chuckled, "looks like we got
some fine fishin' weather here.....maybe this time I'll hook a really big
one...."                                                             Andy got no
further. He reached over and with both hands ripped open Andy's shirt, the buttons
flying all over the cabin floor. "Well, what in tarnation....??" Andy
exclaimed, as once again he saw that now familiar gleam in Howard Sprague's
smoldering eyes.  "YOU'RE THE BIG ONE WHO AIN'T GONNA GET AWAY, ANDY!!" Howard snarled,
planting his lips square on Andy's, and started to deep-kiss his hunky
sheriff buddy, as his big hand played with Andy's stiff nipples, running over the
hairy contours of his sweaty chest...............
                                                                 Andy
responded by grabbing Howard's throbbing cock through his worn jeans, and Howard
moaned as he felt Andy's strong hand rub and squeeze his pounding erection through
the worn denim. Then Barney, not to be left out of the action, unzipped his
pants, and hauled out his throbbing ten-inch rump-rammer. He got behind Andy
and started grinding his huge, throbbing cock against Andy's round, firm,
denim-encased ass. Andy started gyrating his beefy ass against Barney's throbbing
fuckrod, and Howard's big hand was massaging the hefty bulge in Andy's jeans as
he tongued his erect nipples and licked the sweat from his hairy chest.
                                              Without warning, Howard stopped
the action, and went over to the pile of tackle that lay on the floor. He
grabbed Andy's prize fishing rod, and flexed it in his hands as though it were
some sort of whip. Again, his eyes smoldered and his voice was both authoritive
and sexy as all hell.  An evil grin spread across his handsome face.
     "ANDY, DROP YOUR JEANS AND YOUR SHORTS NOW AND BEND OVER THE TABLE!!"
Sheriff Andy Taylor was now putty in the hands of county clerk Howard
Sprague......and he LOVED it!
                                          When Andy had dropped his tight
jeans and his shorts, he bent over the rustic table, his bare, round, hairy rump
awaiting one helluva thrashing at the powerful hands of Howard "Wildcat"
Sprague"!
                 Like an expert fencer, Howard whipped the fishing rod
through the air, and it lashed into Andy's hairy ass with a nasty-sounding
THHHIIPPPPPP!!!!
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" Andy yowled loudly as his prize fishing rod lashed into his
quivering, hairy ass. Already red, stinging welts were criss-crossing Andy's
jiggling, furry butt, and again and again Howard brought the rod down across
the hunky sheriff's firm, manly ass.
TTHHIIPP THHHIIPPP THIP THIP THIP THIP TTHHIPPPPPPP THIP THIPPPPPPP     Andy
yelped and yowled as Howard thrashed the living daylights out of Andy's hairy ass.
Andy's red, blistered ass soon looked like as though some joker had marked out
a tic-tac-toe game across his hairy ass. Howard's cock pounded harder now as
he heard Andy begin to cry. Andy sobbed and bawled like a nine-year old boy,
but he was loving every moment of it; every fiery, stinging lash to his furry,
jiggling ass made his thick cock pound harder as Andy humped the edge of the
table.                                         All this time, Barney was
sitting on the sofa, his pants and briefs down to his ankles, his skinny legs sread
wide, busy fisting his throbbing, drooling donkey-dick as he watched Howard
thrash Andy's ass with the fishing rod.  Every crack of the fishing rod lashing
into his best pal's red, hairy ass....every sob and manly groan from
Andy.....every snarling cuss word that Howard spouted, caused Barney's cum-loaded nuts
to churn even more.
                                                          Finally Howard
tossed aside the rod and knelt behind Andy. "Don't worry, Andy," Howard spoke, in
the soothing tone a dad might use after having had to paddle his son. "Your
ol' pal Howard is gonna make you feel real good now......just take it easy
there, old fella."
                                                        Andy choked back sobs
and moaned as Howard's tongue gingerly bathed the red, blazing welts that
criss-crossed Sheriff Taylor's beefy butt. Howard moaned as his hot tongue slowly
slithered across each red, fiery welt. Barney, still on the sofa, was still
slowly whacking off, really enjoying the hot show before his beady little eyes.
                   Then Howard stood up, and again pulled Andy to him. He
kissed the tear-stained face of the manly sheriff gently but with great passion,
his firm hands gently rubbed Andy's flaming, blistered buns, slipping his
fingers into Andy's hairy, sweaty crack to poke out his tight, sweaty
pucker......Andy moaned, in total bliss.................                       A few
minutes later, the three horny men were on the floor, engaged in a hot, sizzling,
masculine three-way. Howard, with his jeans and shorts down to his ankles, was
on his back on the floor, and his fat cock jutted upwards, buried between
Andy's furry, well-striped mounds. Barney was behind Andy, and he had wedged as
much of his ten-inch boner as he could alongside Howard's meaty cock, and now,
Sheriff Andy Taylor's hairy ass was wrapped around TWO fat, meaty,
prostate-pounding boners!!

"YEEEEEAAAHHH, ANDY, " Barney snarled loving the feel of his hard shaft rubbing
against Howard's as Andy's tight hole clutched them tightly. YYEEAAHHHH...TELL ME
YOU DON'T LIKE THIS, BIG FELLA!! YOU KNOW YOU DO, DAMMIT!!"
 Howard's hand was pumping Andy's throbbing cock, his fist now slick and
sticky with Andy's free-flowing lube.
                                                 Andy moaned and cussed,
going nearly out of his mind with raw, male ecstacy. He had TWO fat cocks up his
hairy, well-whupped ass, and his fat cock was bieng royally yanked by his pal
Howard's strong fist. His hairy balls swung back and forth, his throbbing dong
aiming right for Howard's handsome face.
       "AAAUUGGHH...UUUGHHHHH...UUGHHHHHHHH.....AAWWWWFFFUUCCKKKK!!" Andy
bellowed as his overloaded nuts blew. His fat cock began spraying gob after thick
gob of sheriff spunk all over Howard's face, mustache, and hairy chest.
Howard's tongue was already at work, lapping up as much as Andy's load as he could.

                                              As Andy's pulsating,
well-filled sphincter clutched at the two invading members, both Howard and Barney hit
thier peaks. Howard shot first, his thick, scalding load of hot clerk cum
blasting the sweaty depths of Andy's hairy rump. As Howard's cock shot off, it
caused Barney to blast his well, his massive shaft unleashing a torrent of thick,
sticky spooge deep between Andy's well-thrashed buns.
                       The two hot loads mingled as one in Andy's cock-filled
rump, and the sticky sperm slithered out of his hairy chute, coating Barney's
and Howard's dueling dongs. Andy felt that he had just been fucked by
sex-crazed horse, his sweaty body heaving and panting.

       Both cocks made a wet slurping sound as they pulled out of Andy's
sore, red, hairy, well-worn ass. Hot spunk dribbled down his hairy crack, and he
collapsed against Howard, who still had quite a bit of Andy's cum all over his
handsome face.  Andy's hot tongue slithered along Howard's trim, cum-slathered
mustache, Howard moaning with delight as his hairy arms held Andy tightly.
                                                            Barney had
stretched out belly-down on the floor, and was now busy lapping the thick, sticky
cum from between his best buddy's furry, red-striped buns. Andy moaned as
Barney's tongue tortured his sensitive, cock-stretched hole.
          "Lord, Howard, that was realllllll gooood," Andy moaned " Glad me
and ol' Barn here were able to bring out the wildcat in you!"
                                                                      "Yeah,
that's true, Andy," Howard replied, feeling his sticky, sweaty cock begin to
twitch again. "But, y'know, us wildcats like to get FUCKED as much as we enjoy
FUCKING!" Hearing that, Andy chuckled, feeling his own dick begin to stiffen
again.               And Barney just grinned broadly and thought, "Somehow, I
don't think we're gonna be catchin' much fish this weekend......"   THE END
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