Date: Wed, 5 Jun 2013 17:52:52 +0100 From: Jack Jones <jackj1994xx@gmail.com> Subject: Arsenal Traditions: Part 2 DISCLAIMER: I have no knowledge of the sexuality of either Robin Van Persie or Olivier Giroud. This is all fiction that i have made up in my head and any elements of truth are purely coincidental. Please do not read if you are under 18 and do consider a donation to the Nifty Archive. ------------------------------- 15th August. Olivier was sat there. He kept playing over what Robin had said to him about being at the savoy tonight at 7pm. He also kept thinking of how Theo told him he had better be there. By now it was all but official that Robin was leaving Arsenal for Manchester United. Those Scumbags. Olivier heard a knock at the door and was suddenly pulled out of his world of thoughts. He went to open the door wondering who it could be. He opened the door and there was nobody there. "Fuck sake. Fucking kids playing knock a door, run." he said. Just as he was about to turn away and close the door, a little package on his doorstep caught his eye. "Strange. I wasnt expecting a parcel." He picked up the parcel and took it inside. Its neat brown paper wrapping fastened with string with the words 'Mr. Giroud' on it. Olivier ripped open the paper only to throw the whole thing on the floor in disgust. He knelt dow to look what was there. Inside the parcel was a pack of 12 ultra thin durex condoms, 5 tubes of lube, a pair of fluffy handcuffs and the thing that grossed him out the most, a box that said 'The Doc Johnson; The Great American Challenge Huge Dildo'. Olivier was angry. He was murderous. He started rummaging through the wrappings for an explanation. There was nothing. He felt sick. Olivier jumped up and stared in disbelief. His 8.5" uncut piece of french meat was at full mast. He couldnt take it. He sat down and started to cry. Only now did he notice the white paper sticking out of the dildo box. He opened the box to read the note. It was buried underneath the dildo. He had to touch a model penis to see who the fuck had done this to him. Olivier gently reached out and brushed his fingers along the dildo and his dick started to leak copius amounts of precum. He picked up the dildo and marvenned at how big it was, how he couldnt fit his hand around it, how it would feel to wank it, how it would feel to get fucked by it. He put it down and picked ip the note: "Dear Olivier, I know this wouldnt be what you were expecting but bring all of this parcel to the savoy tonight along with any other kinky stuff you want. I will see you at the restaurant in the savoy later tonight. Your Lover, Robin xx" 6:55pm 15th August Olivier sat down at a table in the savoy dressed in his armani suit and his Luis Vuitton travel bag full with the contents of his parcel. He'd left the top buttons undone on his shirt to show some of his chest hair. He thought if Robin wants kinky then kinky he'll get. Just then a waiter came and passed a note and a key onto the table amd walked off. Olivier picked up the note and read it. "So you like being told what to do? Well, go to room 207 and once you are there call room service and order the deluxe couples meals package. I will meet you up there and make sure you dont forget the package. I saw how much you liked it. ;) Your Lover, Robin xx" Olivier was worried. Why did robin keep saying that he was 'your lover'? He picked up his bag and the key and headed out of the room. He went to the lifts and pressed the call button and waited. *ding* The lift was here. Olivier stepped inside the lift to be greeted by the bell boy. "good evening sir, what room would you be in?" asked the bell boy in a funny accent. "I'm meeting a friend in room 207. He's left me his key."Olivier replied politely. "Ok sir, room 207 it is." "what is that accent you have?" inquired Olivier. "Uh... Umm... Its... Erm... French Mr Olivier Sir." "It isnt. Im french and i know a french accent when i hear one. And how did you know My name?" Olivier's curiosity got the better of him as he pulled off the bellhops hat and dropped it in disbelief. "Lukas Podolski?" he said. "Before you ask, Robin invited me. Something about Traditions." "He said the same thing to me. Is anyone else going to be here?" "I dont know. I got a package at my house saying wear this and go to room 207. It also had a set of anal beads in it. What is he planning?" "I dont know. I got a parcel aswell and it had a huge dildo, condoms and lube in. Im actually worried." *ding* The two men stepped out of the lift and walked down the hallway until they came to room 207. "Well this is it. You ready?" Asked Olivier as he opened the door. "No, but open the door." Olivier pushed the door open and flicked on the lights. The room was covered in sex toys and the walls were covered with naked men and women. Lukas walked to the shelves and saw various porn DVD's including one called 'how to fuck with anal beads', another called 'So you want to double Penetrate?' and another called '16 inch dildo? No problem' "Olivier. Look at this. All these porn videos. These are what Robin sent is. A giant dildo and a set of anal beads." "This is wrong man. I dont like it. Where even is Robin?" "I dont know. I need to call room service and get the deluxe couples meals package. I have no idea why he wants that."said Lukas. "Wait. Robin told me to get the same thing. Is he trying to set us up?" "I dont know. I guess we'll find out." ------------------------------- End of Part Two. Hope you guys enjoyed it. This is my first fanfic so any feedback will be greatly appreciated. If anyone wants me to do anything inparticular then email me.