Date: Tue, 1 Dec 2009 10:27:26 -0500 (GMT-05:00)
From: Nifty Writer <nifwri@earthlink.net>
Subject: Banging the Reverend

Disclaimer: This is just fantasy fiction.  I have no knowledge of anyone
mentioned in this story.

BANGING THE REVEREND

Joel Osteen is the most successful preacher in the world.  Succeeding his
father in ministering a conservative church in Texas, he has built an
empire.  His church has a membership of 75,000 and he bought a sports
stadium to accommodate his Sunday parishioners.  In addition he has written
several books, has a weekly nationally televised program and does a
tremendous business in selling his CDs, DVDs and sermons.

Now the richest preacher in the world and one of the wealthiest Americans,
Osteen really owes his success to his wife Victoria who is a total roaring
bitch.  His father recognized that Joel was weak and disorganized and
selected Victoria to be Joel's wife. They married when the virginal Joel
was only 22.  Joel had been raised to see sex as evil and unnecessary and
Victoria didn't encourage it except for the breeding and birth of two
children which she thought necessary for Joel's image.  She pulled the plug
after the second child's birth and totally cut Joel off.

After that Victoria relied on a super sized dildo for satisfaction.  With a
lion's share of narcissism and an evil, vengeful mind, she masturbated
nightly with her dildo, always in front of the humiliated Joel.  Joel
accepted the fact (she told him often) that he was incapable of giving
sexual satisfaction and accepted Victoria's rule that he totally abstain
from sex and be forced to watch her get perverse pleasure from her dildo,

Two weeks ago Joel attended a ministerial association meeting in Memphis,
traveling alone this time.  There he was seduced by the slick and oily
Ralph Reed, a conservative Christian leader who reveled in fucking
inexperienced, naïve men.  Ralph fucked him six times in three days and it
was an exciting experience for Joel.  Ralph popped his cherry and opened
Joel's mind to the excitement of man sex.  He climaxed four of the six
times Ralph fucked him and returned home with a new dimension to his life.

Since he has a very successful cable television program, he is included in
the meetings and conventions of the TV world and he and Victoria were to
leave Monday for Los Angeles to the cable newscasters convention.
Fortunately for Joel, Victoria came down with the swine flu, so he went
alone to LA.  He was secretly glad, hoping he could find some of the same
novel and exciting experience he had in Memphis.

For the first time in his life Joel checked out the guys who attended.  He
knew who most of them were from TV watching and found most of them
attractive and turn-ons.  He was particularly turned on by Dylan Ratigan of
MSNBC.  He made a point of sitting next to Dylan and tried to be as flirty
as possible.  He also spent most of the time staring at Dylan's crotch.

At the break Dylan sought out Willie Geist, the attractive young early
morning star on the network.  "Willie," Dylan told him, "Joel Osteen is
practically propositioning me.  I guess he's gay.  What do you say we
gangbang him?"  Willie agreed it would be a kick to fuck the world's
leading preacher and suggested they get a couple of other attractive young
guys from MSNBC and give Osteen a round of fucks he'd never forget.

When they came back from the break Dylan invited the Reverend to his suite
for a cocktail and said several others from his network would join them.
Joel was delighted and although he didn't drink, decided he'd have one to
loosen up.  A couple of hours later Dylan and Joel went to the suite where
they were joined by Willie plus David Shuster and Dan Abrams from MSNBC.
All except Dylan were married, but all agreed it would be fun to fuck this
famous preacher.

Dylan made martinis for all and made Joel's especially strong.  The
preacher gulped it down and Dylan gave him another.  By now Joel was
getting woozy, and just nodded when Dylan said "It's just us guys here,
Reverend, let's have some fun."  Dylan suggested to the others that they
strip Joel.  "Willie and I'll get his shirt and tie off while you guys take
his pants."  Dylan and Willie quickly got his tie and shirt off, exposing
his hairless and skinny chest.  When David and Dan got his pants off they
noticed he was wearing tacky Fruit of the Loom briefs.  "My God, Reverend"
David exclaimed, "you're one of the wealthiest guys in America and you're
wearing the cheapest underwear made."  Joel was embarrassed and mumbled
that his wife bought all of his clothes.  "Figures, doesn't it?" Willie
said with a grin.

They lay Joel on the bed in just his briefs and the guys all tweaked his
nipples and then David pulled his briefs off.  His dick was rather small,
but they lifted his legs and saw a tight and inviting bum hole totally
hairless.  Noting that he also had little pubic hair, the guys decided he
was rather undeveloped.  "Well guys, I get first pickings," Dylan told the
group.  "I'm going to fuck you now Reverend."  Osteen just grinned and
pulled his ass cheeks apart.  "Atta boy" Dylan said, "make your asshole
ready for my big cock."

Dylan quickly stripped and stroked his huge thick cock to a full hard on.
"I'm gonna fuck you doggy style, Reverend, it somehow doesn't seem right to
take a man missionary."  Joel just grinned as Dylan got his ass in the air
and then mounted him.  Joel squealed louder and louder as Dylan's massive
tool inched its way up his rectum.  "My God, he's loving it" Willie said,
"look how he lusts for your big dick, Dylan."

Dylan was thrusting hard now, pounding the Reverend's ass with his big,
thick cock.  Joel kept squealing until Dylan came, flooding his man cunt
with torrents of hot thick man juice.  Dylan pulled out and asked "who's
next? "  David was there in his boxers which he quickly sluffed and rammed
his average sized dick deep in Joel's hole.  Joel began squealing again as
David hammered his ass with a vengeance.  "Do you like some Jewish cock in
your fundamentalist ass?" David asked and Joel just mumbled "oh yes, I love
your cock."  In a few minutes David shot a big load in Joel.  When he
decoupled, Willie stepped up to the plate, dropping his sharp boxers on the
way.

"I haven't fucked a guy since college" Willie exclaimed, "but I guess with
Joel there's not a helluva lot of difference."  Willie mounted him doggy
style and fucked him relentlessly.  Joel was moaning and groaning as Willie
totally plundered his ass.  Then Joel came, soaking the bed sheets with his
cum.  "Great Reverend" Willie said, "glad you're enjoying this."  Willie
finally climaxed, shooting a nice load into the preacher.  When he pulled
out, Dan was there dropping his boxers and stroking his hard on.

Dan also delivered a powerful fuck and Joel was moaning with joy as still
another cock invaded his tight cunt.  Dan fucked relentlessly for 15
minutes and then shot a huge load into the Reverend.

When Dan de-coupled Dylan said he thought there should be a second round.
He said he wanted a blow job while David fucked Joel.  "Do you like sucking
big cocks, Reverend?" Dylan asked and Osteen sheepishly replied he had
never done that.  "My God, a total cock slut and you've never sucked a
cock...well you're in for a treat."  David turned Joel over for the fuck
and Dylan got his huge cock in the preacher's face.  Dylan guided him,
having him first suck his balls and then gradually begin sucking cock.
"Just keep your teeth out of the way" Dylan lectured him.  "I don't need a
bitten cock."  David was thrusting in his ass and Joel got the rhythm,
sucking Dylan's cock with fervor.  Dylan told him he was going to be a good
cocksucker and Joel seemed pleased.  Dylan suggested to David that they cum
together and to let him know when he was ready to pop.  Finally, David said
he was about ready and Dylan rammed his big cock way down the preacher's
throat as the two guys climaxed together.  Joel got another healthy load up
his ass and Dylan flooded his face with a very big glob of cum.

Then Willie decided on a blow job while Dan fucked the preacher's ass.  "My
God, his ass is wet" Dan told the guys.  "It's like sticking my cock in a
swimming pool."  They all laughed and Dylan reminded them that this was
Joel's sixth fuck in less than two hours and that all of these horny guys
had shot big loads.

Dan and Willie did a fine job on Joel, filling his ass with another load of
thick cum and pasting his face with Willie's jizz.  Just after they
de-coupled the phone rang to remind Reverend Osteen that he had a live
television appearance and that the limo would pick him up in 30 minutes.

The guys panicked but Dylan took charge at once.  He said there wasn't time
to clean him up completely, but had David clean his face and neck of all
the cum.  He sent Willie to get him some strong coffee and a bite to eat to
ease his alcoholic stupor, and he and Dan dressed him.  "His ass is so wet"
Dan said, but Dylan said his briefs would absorb it and while it might not
be comfortable, nobody would know he was sitting on six loads of fresh cum.

All was accomplished in time to meet the limo and Willie went with him to
the NBC studio for the appearance.  Joel was still dazed, but Willie kept
reminding him that he needed to be sharp for the TV show.

The other three guys turned on the TV to watch Joel's performance.  He did
appear rather dazed – either from the liquor or the fucks – but he
managed to get through it, flashing his "Christian" smile at all the right
times.  He looked a bit pained at times, undoubtedly caused by his sore ass
and all the fresh cum he was sitting on.  When he finished Willie took him
back to his room and said he wanted to fuck him again.  "Fine" was all Joel
could exclaim.  Willie stripped him and when he got to his briefs noticed
they were thoroughly caked in dried cum.  "We'll have to throw these in the
trash" Willie told him as he tore those tacky briefs to shreds and threw
them in the garbage chute down the hall so the maids wouldn't find them.
Then Willie stripped, moved Joel over to the bed and fucked the absolute
shit out of him.  Willie was still horny and he is a very accomplished
fucker, having nailed dozens of girls in college and the years since.  He
delivered the wildest, most ferocious fuck Joel had ever had, making Joel
cum twice all over the bed.  He was in him for nearly an hour and finally
unleashed a huge load of hot, thick cum deep in Joel's ass.  "You're the
only guy who made me cum" Joel told Willie.  "yeah, and three times at
that" Willie replied with a big smile.

Then Joel got a call from his wife, berating him for his TV performance.
Willie could hear her screaming "you stupid son of a bitch, can't you do
anything without me there directing you?"  Joel was chastened, but told
Victoria he thought he had a touch of her flu and wasn't up to par.  Willie
got a call from Dylan saying the next day's schedule was pretty light and
they should plan a fuckfest marathon on Joel's ass.  Dylan said he would
get some sharp guys from CNN and Willie offered to get some from Fox.

Willie then told Joel he was going to spend the night with him so he could
fuck him again in the morning.  "Good Morning fucks are always the best,
Joel, and I'm sure going to want another piece of your fine ass when we're
both rested. "  At that, Willie and Joel went to bed and Joel spent the
night dreaming of cocks.

(to be continued)