Date: Mon, 6 Sep 2004 23:14:54 EDT
From: SpankThoseButz@aol.com
Subject: "THE EROTIC ADVENTURES OF THE BARONE MEN" (Part 1)

OFFICIAL DISCLAIMER: This story is TOTAL FICTION and in NO WAY reflects
the sexuality of any of the actors portrayed here. "EVERYBODY LOVES
RAYMOND" is property of Worldwide Pants Inc, and HBO Independent
Productions. Enjoy!      "LT. ROBERT BARONE'S HOLE IN
ONE"
Lately, NYPD Lt. Robert Barone could not get his younger brother Ray out
of his mind. Something about his sportswriter brother had been causing
his massive nightstick to throb  in his uniform pants....God, Robert
thought, would I love to get it on withCubby!
                               Robert had been acknowledging the fact as
of late that he was really bi, and, that for too long now, had had really
STRONG urges about Ray.......those tight little buns......the hefty bulge
in his worn jeans.....that big schnoz that Robert was ACHING to feel
probing his tight, hairy hole......and, anytime when Robert thought of
slamming his huge cop-cock deep between his brother's smooth, tight buns,
he'd have to run to the nearest men's room and jerk off, moaning and
grunting as he shot his huge load, fantasing about doing his younger
brother.  Ray's wife Debra continually referred to him as an "idiot", but
even Ray knew that his older brother had been cruising him as of late,
and, Ray had to admit he liked it. Ray was so vain, that he felt
flattered that a hot, studly cop..HIS BROTHER...found him
attractive...... That weekend found both Robert and Ray alone in a hotel
room in Myrtle Beach....Ray was sent down there to cover a big golf
tournament, and he'd invited Robert to comealong.
                                   On his first free day, they both
played golf in the morning, and came back to the hotel hot, sweaty, and
HORNY!  Without a word, Ray put his golf bag in the corner, and turned to
Robert and winked: "C'mon, big guy, it's just you and me now......" As he
grinned, Ray stroked the big bulge behind the fly of his light
slacks.....already lube was seeping through the material, making a
quarter-sized stain. "Fuck, Cubby, " Robert growled, his own huge
erection tenting the crotch of his slacks "I've wanted you for too
fucking long now....let's get it on, my
brother!"                                        A moment later, Ray and
Robert had thier arms wrapped around each other, grabbing each others'
asses, massaging thier bulging cocks through thier pants, thier hot
tongues interwining as the kissed. "Aww, fuck, Robert", Ray moaned, "this
is really hot, man, don't stop...don't stop Robert..." Robert had no
intention of stopping. His thick fingers pinched and tweaked Ray's stiff
nipples through the soft material of his polo shirt, driving Raywild.
                 Robert then dropped to his knees, and his big tongue
started licking the outline of his horny younger brothers' pounding
hardon through his slacks, lapping the lube the seeped through. Ray
almost shot right then when Robert unbuckled Ray's belt and unzipped his
fly, and then shoved both his slacks and sweaty boxers down to his
two-tone golf shoes. Ray's fat eight incher swung out, the thick head
smeared with lube. "FUUUCCCKKK!!" Ray snarled as his handsome, hulking
older cop-brother wrapped his hot lips around his throbbing shaft and
started sucking like it was going out ofstyle.
                   Robert obviously had experience sucking cock, as Ray
could feel that Robert was too much of a pro to be a first-timer. Ray's
hands held onto Robert's massive head as he throttled his pounding
Italian dick in and out of his big brothers' hot, moist mouth. Robert's
big meaty paws were all over Ray's tight buns, and when Ray felt one of
Robert's thick digits probing his tight, sweaty pucker, he simply could
not hold back. "AWWWWJESSSUSSSSROBERT!!" Ray whined, his cum-loaded balls
smacking Robert's squarejaw.
     He growled deep in his thoat, as his nuts exploded and his pounding
cock erupted in Robert's hot mouth. "YEESSSSSSSSSYESSSSSSS," Ray snarled,
"SWALLOW THAT HOT LOAD, YOU COCKSUCKIN' FLATFOOT!!" Robert only moaned as
he swallowed wad after wad of his little brother's thick sperm. His big
hands roughly squeezed and smacked Ray's asscheeks as he continued
swallowing that sweet, spicy sportswriter's cum. Ray hot shot so
violently, that cum dribbled out of Robert's mouth, down his chin, and
staining his grey slacks. All this while, Robert felt his own massive
cock ready to rip out of his slacks, and he could feel that hot lube
really soaking his shorts.  When he had finally miled the last drops of
jizz from Ray's sweaty cock, Robert wasted no time in moving onto phase
two. He stood up, wiped the cum from his chin, and made Ray step out of
his pants and boxers, leaving him naked from the waist down except for
his socks and golf shoes. "OK, CUBBY, ON THE BED AND ON ALL FOURS!"
Robert snarled, his cock so hard now it hurt. Ray wasted no time in
obeying, and as soon as he was in position, Robert growled, "OK, SPREAD'EM!"
       Ray propped his upper torso on the pillows while his hands pulled
apart his tight, smooth globes. "You remember that time I was gored by
that bull while I was on duty?" Robert chuckled, "Well, this time, I'M
THE BULL, and YOU'RE ASS is gonna get GORED by your big brother!"  Robert
shucked his pants and briefs down his thick, hairy legs and he stepped
out of them, tossing them aside, but, like Ray, still wearing his sports
shirt, socks, and golf shoes. His cock was MASSIVE......at least ten
inches or more......a massive nightstick jutting out of a thick black
jungle of hair. "JESUSSSSSSSSSSS!!" Ray growled as he felt Robert's hot
tongue lapping away at his sweaty, clean pucker. Robert's big tongue
tortured and teased Ray's sensitive chute, getting itprimed......
                    Ray gritted his teeth when he felt the lube-slick
head of Robert's fat hose start easing into his tight hole.
Slowly..slowly......Robert eased his monster cock deeper into his sexy
married brother's hole....fuck, Robert thought, NOTHING he ever fucked
before was THIS tight!!  "Uhhnnnhhhhhh" Ray moaned, as Robert's big dong
filled more and more of his tight little Italian ass. When Robert's
massive, bulging hairy balls were up against Ray's smooth, firm cheeks,
he grabbed Ray's slim waist and started plowing in and out...slowly at
first, but, soon enough, throttling Ray's ass like a madman.
"UUGGHHH...UGGHH...OOHHSHIITT...YESSSSSSS!!" Robert snarled as his fat
cock ripped his brother Ray a new asshole.
 Ray felt his nuts churn as he felt Robert's big, firm, hairy paw reach
underneath him and wrap around his throbbing love-pole. "YEAHHHHH,
ROBERT," Ray whimpered "JACK THAT BIG COCK, GUY...YEAHH..FUCK MY TIGHT
LITTLE ASS!"   Robert jacked Ray with one hand, while his other hand slid
inside Ray's sweaty shirt to play with his stiff nipples. Ray gyrated his
tight little sportswriter ass, urging Robert's thick cock deeper, banging
the hell out of his now-battered prostate. "Awwwwwfuck, Ray, " Robert
warned "It's gonna happen, Cubby..yeahh..yeahh..gonna cream your married
ass, brother...aaawwfuckk........" Suddenly, Robert started grunting like
a wounded moose
"UGGHHNN..UGGHHNNN..UUGGHHH...OOHHHYESSSSSFUCKYES..UUGGHHHH...AWWGGHH!!!!!!"
With that, Robert humped Ray like an animal, and his fat cock unleashed
geyser after sticky geyser of thick, sticky cop-spooge deep inside
Raymond's well abused ass. Robert's rough fist flew up and down the
length of Ray's throbbing cock, and Ray knew he could no longer hold
back. "YEAHHHROBERRTTTTTT.."IMCUMMIN.....!!"
                                       Robert felt Ray's bone-hard shaft
explode in his pumping fist, wad after wad of married Italian stud juice
flood his hand and dripping down onto the bed. Robert's huge hairy
bull-balls smacked Ray's buns with each forward thrust, and, as Ray
orgasmed, his tight hole spasamed around his brother's big hose, milking
ever last drop of cum from those huge, furry
nuts.
Ray collapsed on the bed, and Robert let his spent cock grow soft in
Ray's wrecked asshole. Slowly, he withdrew his sweaty cop dick, and Ray
moaned as Robert's tongue started to lap the hot jizz that was now oozing
out of his well-stretched ass.    A few minutes later, the two Barone
brothers lie side-by-side, hugging, kissing, feeling each other up. "Hey
Robert, " Ray said, as he reached around to knead Robert's big furry
asscheeks " Do I get to fuck you next?" Robert said nothing, only
grinned, but lay gut-down on the bed, his big round hairy ass making
Ray's cock twitch harder. "Fuck," Ray thought "I've been waitin' for this
for a loongg timenow!"
                                     As Robert moaned as Ray's tongue
started rimming his hairy, sweaty cop-ass he chuckled, "Yeahhhhh, I guess
it's true......EVERYBODY loves RAYMOND!"      Feedback and comments are
most welcome. Hope this story caused a few nuts to bust! (watch for Part
2!)