Date: Sun, 19 Sep 2004 22:58:56 EDT
From: SpankThoseButz@aol.com
Subject: "BARONE MEN" (Chapter 7)       (Celebrity)

OFFICIAL DISCLAIMER: This story is FICTION based upon FICTIONAL
CHARACTERS. "Everybody Loves Raymond" is a WorldWide Pants Production and
an HBO IndependentEnterprise Production.
                   Here, Barone fans, is Part Seven of the continuing
erotic adventures of those hunky, horny, Barone men. I have had several
requests from readers to do a story where Robert wears his NYPD uniform,
so here it is........ UNZIP ANDENJOY!!
                                        Robert had been invited to
participate in a New York State police seminar up in Albany. As part of a
"gimmick", Ray had been invited along as well, to do a "roast" on his
brother, Robert. Robert certainly had no objections, since this meant
that he and Ray could have some hot, sweaty man-sex in thier hotel
room.....a NICE fringe benefit!!!!!     So, on a hot, humid July morning,
Robert and Ray set off for Albany in Robert's patrol car. Robert looked
fuckin' hot in his uniform; his big, muscular thighs ready to rip out of
his uniform pants, and his big hairy arms looking hot as hell in his
dark-blue short sleeved uniform shirt. Every once in a while, Ray would
reach over and grab his big brother's fat cock through his pants, loving
the feel of that thick shaft and meaty balls through his pants. Robert
moaned, but told Ray to lay off, as he had to concentrate on the road.
But, Ray was TOO fucking horny to wait to get toAlbany!
                              He had plans of his own. Ray spotted an old
side road branching off from the highway, and he tapped Robert on the
shoulder, and said, "Hey, Robert, turn off here....keep on following this
road 'till I say to stop." Robert blindly obeyed, and soon the NYPD
cruiser was bumping over an old road full of pot holes, that obviously
had seen little use in quite some time. "Hey, Ray," Robert boomed, "where
the hell are we goin'?? We gotta get to Albany!" Ray didn't answer, but
Robert detected a sly smile on Ray's face, and a growing lump in the
crotch of his wornjeans.
                                     Ray spotted an abandoned garage, and
told Robert to pull in behind it. The tires growled on the gravel, and
dust clouds filled the air. When Robert stopped the car, Ray opened up
his wallet and flashed a toy police badge at Robert. "Lt, Robert
Barone.....this is a citizen's arrest...you are under arrest for bieng
too fucking sexy for your own good and also for inflicting cruel sexual
torment on your brother.....you have the right to remain silent...." On
and on droned Ray, as though he were an arresting officer hauling in a
suspect. Robert said nothing at all, but his monster cock throbbed and
pounded in his sweaty uniform pants, and he could feel the lube flowing
freely into his tight briefs. "OK, FLATFOOT, OUT THE DOOR AND BEND OVER
THE HOOD!" Robert obeyed, and Ray "frisked" Robert all over, paying
particular attention to his bulging crotch and round, meaty ass.  "HANDS
BEHIND YOUR BACK!" Ray snarled, and, when Robert obeyed, Ray took out a
pair of toy handcuffs he had bought the day before, and slapped them onto
Robert's thickwrists.
                                                 Ray then unbuckled
Robert's belt and unzipped his fly, and then pulled his uniform pants
down his thick, hairy legs to his spit-polished shoes. Robert's blue
briefs clung to his hot looking mounds like a second skin. Ray licked his
lips greedily, and then went into the back of the car for his dufflebag.
He reached in and took out a thick wooden paddle drilled with holes, an
old fan belt, and a one of his old, worn loafers. Robert took one look at
the aresenal of spanking tools Ray had brought along, he felt his fat
cock unleash another huge glob of lube into his alreay saturated briefs.
"PREPARE FOR PUNISHMENT, LT. BARONE!" Ray growled, and, picking up the
fan belt, began an all-out assault on Robert's round, briefs-clad
assmounds. CRACK! CRACK! CRACK! CRACK! CRACK! CRACK!  The thick belt
stung like hell, even through the seat of Robert's briefs, and , so horny
was the big, hairy police liuetenant, that he yowled up a storm like a
dying brontosaurus. Ray again reached into his dufflebag, and took out of
pair of his old, cum-stained briefs, stuffing them in Robert'smouth.
      Then, Ray yanked down Robert's briefs, and Robert's massive
nightstick snapped out at rigid attention against the fender of the
police cruiser. Then Ray picked up the wooden paddle drilled full of
holes. WHAPPP!! WHAPP!! WHAP!!! WHAAAAPPP!!! WHAPP!! WHAPP!!! WHAP!!!
Robert's muffled yelps and cries were music to Ray's ears, and he watched
as Robert's hefty, hairy buns nearly flattened with each hard blow of the
paddle, and then springing back into shape once more, only to meet the
sting of the paddle once again. Soon, Robert's furry glutes were a hot,
glowing red, with small round blisters popping up across the expanse of
hairy, manlycop-ass.
                                  Then Ray picked up his old loafer.
"YEAAAHHHH," he whined, going nuts at the sight of his big hulking
brother's bare, blistered hairy backside bent over the hood of the car,
"GET READY, BIG BROTHER, BECAUSE YOUR BROTHER RAY IS REALLY GONNA ROAST
THAT BIG HAIRY ASS!!"  SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP!
Robert's deep moans, muffled by Ray's briefs, sounded loud and clear as
Ray attacked Robert's blazing, furry ass with the shoe. The more those
big buns quivered, the more Robert groaned and humped the fender, the
hotter Ray became. Hot tears coursed down Robert Barone's ruddy, macho
cop-kisser...tears of submission, pain, total sexual ecstacy, and the
hot, burning love he had for Raymond. Finally, when Ray thought Robert's
battle-scarred, glowing, sore, furry butcheeks had had enough, he threw
the loafer down and started stripping off his ownclothes.
                                     The road was totally deserted; not
so much as ONE vehicle had passed them by since they had pulled over. Ray
took off everything except his checkered boxers and his socks, then got
up on the hood and knelt down, his fat Italian dick sticking out of his
fly, aiming right for Robert's
face.                                                             "Suck
this big cock good, flatfoot," Ray taunted, "get it nice and slick so I
can shove it up that hairy ass of yours!  Ray pulled out his old briefs
from Robert's mouth and Robert wasted no time in wrapping his hot lips
around the throbbing length of Ray's throbbing love-pole. Ray's hands
rubbed and massaged Robert's broad, sweaty shoulders as his fat cock slid
in and out from between his hunky brother's hot, manly lips. Ray didn't
want to blow his wad now, so, he quickly pulled out of Robert's mouth and
got down off the hood. He knelt behind Robert and Robert groaned as Ray's
fingers dug into the sore, tortured, furry flesh of his well-abusedbuns.
                                               But when Ray's big nose
nudged his sweaty chute, and when his talented tongue started lapping
away at his cock-starved hole, Robert moaned in deep pleasure, gyrating
his big hairy ass in Ray's face. Ray gave his hunky older brother an A-1
rimjob, really slicking up his tight chute in preparation for a good,
hard fucking. As the head of Ray's blunt cock pressed against Robert's
sphincter, the big cop moaned, "....OOhhhhhh yeah,
Cubby...yeahh..c'mon...fuck your big brother's hairy butt good...fuck me
like the big cocksuckin' slut-cop I am...c'mon...C'MON!!!" Ray needed no
urging, and, already, his smooth, sweaty balls were up against Robert's
hairy, well-blisteredbutt.
                As Ray started to plunge his pounding Italian sausage in
and out of Robert's abused ass, he slid his hands up inside Robert's
sweaty uniform shirt, and started to pinch and yank on those stiff,
fur-encircled nipples. Ray had discovered that Robert LOVED good, hard
tit-play! Robert's tight ass seemed to pull Ray's cock deeper and deeper,
and, the harder Ray fucked him the harder Robert humped his massive cock
against the car, which, already was sticky with globs of lube.
"YEEEAAHHHhhhhh," Ray whined, "......half-way to Nakedtown, my brother!"
Now, Ray had reached around and was furiously fisting Robert's
lube-oozing cock as he plowed his hairy ass harder. Robert's prostate was
bieng battered to a pulp; every overworked nerve-ending driving the
hulking, hairy officer nuts with man-lust!! "UURRGGHHHHHH!!!!!!", Robert
grunted, feeling his big, furry bloated nuts about to let loose
"ARGHHHGGHHH!! UUGGHHHH!! UGNNNHHHH!!! OOHHFUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!!
AURGGHHHH!!!YESSSSS!!!!" Robert's thick hose throbbed madly in Ray's
pumping fist, and hot, thick jets of cop-spooge splattered all over the
police cruiser, and coated Ray's pumpingfist.
        Robert's spasming asshole flexed and gripped Ray's pounding cock,
and that brought the horny Italian sportswriter to his own, massive
orgasm. "YESS!!! YESSS!! AAWSHITTTTT..AWWWROBERT...AUGGHHH!! UUGHH!!" Ray
snarled, his cum-loaded nuts smacking Robert's flaming buns, unleashing
hot jets of married daddy-jizz deep between his brother's flaming
asscheeks. So intense was Ray's orgasm, that his cock caused cum to
splatter out of Robert's chute with each plunge, matting together the
thick black hairs of his sweaty man-trench. Ray collapsed on Robert's
massive, sweaty back, feeling his spent dong gradually soften in Robert's
well used and abused ass. He hugged Robert from behind in a fierce bear
hug, nuzzling his thick neck and nibbling his ears. Hot cum dripped down
the fender of the car, dribbling onto the dusty tire. Ray finally
uncuffed Robert, and then Robert fixed his disheveled, sweat and
jizz-stained uniform as best he could while Ray dressed. No one had seen
them, no one had disturbed them during thier hot, out-of-doors cop
spanking/fuckingfiesta.
                    Ray thoughtfully brought a rubber donut for Robert to
sit on for the remainder of the drive to Albany, and, once they were back
in the car and on thier way, Robert was already dreaming of what he'd do
to Raymond once at the hotel!! Ray leaned over to give his hunky
brother's thick thigh a squeeze and snickered. "What's so funny, Cubby?"
Robert asked, feeling Ray's jizz still oozing out of his tortured chute
to stain the seat of his tight briefs. "Nothin', man," Ray replied. "It's
just that I know you now damn well know why EVERYBODY loves Raymond!"
THE END!!! Hope you guys enjoyed! Comments and feedback are more than
welcome! Chapter Eight will be coming soon....look for it!!