Date: Sun, 24 Feb 2002 03:44:25 -0000
From: n.j.scott <n.j.scott@btinternet.com>
Subject: boybands-family chapter 6

Disclaimer I don't know Nsync or any of the celebrities mentioned this is
no way based on the actual Sexuality of any person. This story is a
complete work off Fiction

Thanks to all of you that sent feedback it is much appreciated


Last time

 "because he's worried what having a gay brother will do to you career"
said lance

"oh"

"well?" I said

"well there really is no contest, we have been apart for over 20 years I
will not lose you again, my career could be over tomorrow and it should
never come in the way of family, so when you come out you will be a
timberlake and proud of it"

"ok, now that's sorted time to sort out our last problem paul."

"why do I get the feeling that you already have a plan and your just going
to tell us what it is and hope we go along with it?" said aj

"maybe because you know me to well alex?"

chapter 6

"well yeah that could be it"

"well, as it works out all the information that I have gathered, I have
handed over to the F.B.I, and they will pick paul up at the airport when he
returns home, in the meantime mum will be staying here and till we know
it's safe for her to return home."

"ok" said Justin "so there is just one question"

"and what is that" said nick

"do I get to be at the press conference with my brother?"

"do you want to be there Justin?" I asked

"yes, for you and just in case we have to go into detail about the
fostering."

"ok then you can come, anyone else want to be there?"

dad spoke up form the side well I think it's best if all the family goes
but we will stay at the back, this is really for you and nick to clear up
the mess about the rape."

"ok then that's settled, when does you mum get here nick?"

"she should be here at about noon tomorrow."

"will she be wanting to stay here?" asked dad

"I can't honestly say, though I expect she'll want to meet neil's family
now that she has the chance."

"well the I suggest that we spend a little time having some fun and just
generally resting before we have to face the media"

with that said we all split up and began several conversations at once,
nick ran his hand up and down my arm and the said "baby what wrong?"

"nothing baby boy I'm fine, I am however going to get out of this room and
go play with dads piano for a while, wanna join me?"

"you betcha you can sing me one of those funny songs you know"

"ok grab Justin and lance as well" when I said this nick gave me a curious
look but said nothing.

I got up and made my way to the music room, once inside I started to warm
up on the piano.

Justin lance and nick came in about 4 minutes later and Justin said "nick
says you going to sing him some songs, maybe there will be something we can
use on the next album?"

"well you can listen, but I'm not sure you'll be able to use them on an
album"

"you just sing , we'll be the judge if we can use them."

"ok" I said with a smirk on my face if only they new what the where saying.

I started playing a song that know that nick loved and I started to sing


Freda and barry sat one night
The sky was clear
The stars where bright
The wind was soft
The moon was up
Freda drain her coco cup
She licked her lips she felt sublime
She switched of gardeners question time
Barry cringed in fear and dread as Freda crab his tie and said
Lets do it
Lets do it
Do it while the mood is right
I'm feeling appealing I've really got an appetite
I'm on fire with desire
I could handle half the tenors in a male voice choir
Lets do it
Lets do it tonight

But he said
Can't do it
Can't do it
I don't believe in to mush sex
This fashion for passion turns us into nervous recks
No derision my decision I'd rather watch the spinners on the television
I can't do it
Can't do it tonight
So she said
Lets do it
Lets do it
Do it till our hearts go boom
Go native creative living in the living room
This jolly is folly
Bend me over backwards on my hostess trolley
Lets do it
Lets do it tonight
But he said
Can't do it
Can't do it
My heavy breathing days are gone
I'm older feel colder it's other things that turn me on
I'm imploring I'm boring let me read the catalogue on vinyl flooring
Can't do it
Can't do it tonight

So she said
Lets do it
Lets do it
Have a crazy night of love
I'll strip bare I'll just wear stilettos and an oven glove
Don't stave a girl of a palaver
Dangle for you wardrobe in you balaclava
Lets do it
Lets do it tonight
But he said
Can't do it
Can't do it
I know I'd only get it wrong
Don't angle for me to dangle
My arms have never been that strong
Stop shouting stop pouting
You know I pulled a muscle when I did that grouting
Can't do it
Can't do it tonight

Lets do it
Lets do it
Share a night of wild romance
Frenetic poetic this could be your last big chance
To quote Milton to eat stilton
To roll in gay abandon on a tufted wilton
Lets do it
Lets do it tonight
Can't do it
Can't do it
I've got other little jobs on hand
Don't grouse around the house
I've got a busy evening planned
Stop nagging I'm flagging #
You know as well as I do that the pipes want lagging
Can't do it
Can't do it tonight

Lets do it
Lets do it
While I'm really in the mood
3 cheers it's years since I caught you even semi nude
get drastic gymnastic
wear your baggy y fronts with the lose elastic
but lets do it
lets do it tonight

can't do it
can't do it
I must refuse to get undressed
I feel silly it's too chilly to go with out my thermal vest
Don't chose me don't use me
My mother sent a note to say you must excuse me
Can't do it
Can't do it tonight

Lets do it
Lets do it
I really want to rant and rave
Lets go
Cause I know just how I want you to behave
Not bleakly, not meekly beat me on the bottom
With a women's weekly
Lets do it
Lets do it
Tonight


When I finished I turn to see nick Justin and lance all laughing so hard
they had tear in their eyes

So I started another


It's bad enough at school without the wireless
We have it nearly every afternoon
It's something called music and movement
Where you run about to a tune
Wouldn't mind if it was cops and robbers
But the women tell you what you have to be
And I'm only a mix infant so isn't up to me
And now were in the hall with wireless on
With this woman saying what we have to do
Be a small as a mouse
Be as tall as a house
I'm knackered and it's only half past three
It's been an horrible day at school so far
My best friend didn't come
And I got demoted from milk monitor
Cause the herd me saying bum
Then I got in trouble in the play round
Got the slipper twice of mrs stock
Cause Linda morris tried to kiss me
And I put me welly down her frock

And now were in the hall with the wireless on
Going on and on we haven't had a rest
Pretend the day is Sunday
Or a funny little bunny
Have you ever seen a rabbit in a vest?

And now were in the hall with the wireless on
Teachers joining in she gone all red
She's the moon and were the sea
There's a big scab on me knee
I'll save it for tonight while I'm in bed


By this time the three of them where rolling around on the floor laughing.

When Justin got his breath back he said " ok your right we can't use them
on an album, but they would go down a bomb at a concert"

"well you can have them, but I should warn you there are more"

just then dad poke his head in the door and said " neil there's a phone
call for you"

I said thanks and took the phone off him.

"hallo"

it's was my contact at the F.B.I I listened carefully then hung up turn
back to the others and said " that was my friend you better get the other
together and in the lounge we have a new problem."

T.B.C

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Song used where the ballad of Freda and barry

And music and movement both songs composed by Victoria wood and on the
album real life songs from Pearson new entertainment limited