Date: Sun, 15 Oct 2000 20:18:57 -0400 (EDT) From: Candy Girl <Angelusette@webtv.net> Subject: (Flabbergasted) Hot-Mail I do not know nsync and I'm not Implying that they are gay by this work of fiction.This is NOT REAL!!!! Hot-Mail Justin: I like MSN messenger so much better. J: It shows my name. =-) La Reina: ......Okay..? Have I ever told you, you have a few screws loose? J: All the time. La: Well Then.... I'm a hypocrite. J: LOL. so whats up? La: Same 'ol same 'ol. Sup with the guys? J: Joey has a boyfriend. La: WHAT!? Details... names... more details!!! J: He met him at a club, slept with him and now they can get their hands off each other. La: WOW!!! He was so shocked about Lance and JC... How? Why? When? Who.... names boy! J: Friday. Joey was mad at something JC had said and ... he went, got drunk and *bang* J: Mark Boeing La: ... What cause the sudden change? J: Well... he never thought he was gay, but then again, he has never had a prostate orgasm before... That alone is addictive. La: Well, I'll take your POV.. I have a lack of a prostate. J: There is the "g" spot. La: What ever.... So... No love? J: Nope Just sex... REALLY good sex. J: Guess what Wendy did! La: Got drunk off her ass and married some weird guy? J: She called you too huh? La: Yep, she was like.... "Help me!! Help me kill him." Lol, She is crazed. J: Yep! Dani dumped Chris.... J: He yelled out someone else's name... La: What? La: Dearing Sex? J: No. Dearing poker... Duh... La: *Growling* Who about the love birds? J: Okay.. They only found out they were gay and in love with each other less than 4 months ago..... J: They have made it though embarrassing situations, pictures, rumors, and even parents disowning them (we know all about that one.. Huh?) J: Yet they can't seem to make it through ONE DAMN DAY WITHOUT FIGHTING!!!!! J: The next time they brake up, I'm going to kill them myself. La: Its only natural, The lion and the bull. J: They don't trust each other. J: The trust isn't there, the love is but no trust. I don't know if they can make it through another temper tantrum. La: Its new for both of them. It will take time. Maybe a few more "I hate you"'s and they will be all.... couple-y. La: Hows the sex? J: Nope.. noda. Sorry. La: Do they ever make up? J: Make up or out? La: Both..? J: As a matter of a fact. They are now, ON MY COUCH!!!" ---------Long Pause-------- J: Reina... Hello, You there? La: Sorry... I was reading something. La: If you and Joey ever get together, REMEMBER ONE THING.... Video tape it for me. ;) J: WHAT......??? La: I'm reading something called "Nsync Slash" J: What? La: You know when I say that some of your fans wouldn't be disappointed to hear that you are bi and Lance and JC are TOGETHER? J: Yea. L: Go check your e-mail -------------long pause---------- J: YOU READ THAT STUFF.... PEOPLE WRITE IT????? La: You got off on it.. huh? J: So did you. J: Send me more. --------------L O N G P A US E------------- J: That was MEAN. They died *ME* pink! La: And you went with out cereal. J: *grrr* La: So what you been up to? J: Not much. I go into the Nsync chat under BabyBlueJuJu and say I'm Justin and they go "No you ain't" And I'm like "Yes, I Is." La: HA HA HA HA!!! I go in and say I work with you and I KNOW you guys are gay. We should Team up. L: BrB. Phone. --------pause...again--------- La: I HATE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! J: Who? La: Jeff, He is such an ass-hole. J: I can fire him. La: yea I wish. He works for Jive and not *nsync so.... you can't personally. J: What does he do? I know he is your boss but.... La: He is head of PR at Jive. Everyone who works for anyone's PR who is signed ti Jive (ie: Me working for *Nsync) works for him. Look I gotta go. They, for some off reason, are calling me in to sit at a Backstreet meeting. J: But you don't work for them. La: No I work for JIVE. They are signed to JIVE. *sigh* it must be big if they are calling me in.. or they are going to reassign me, I gotta go 4 real now... BYE!!! J: Bye.