Date: Mon, 27 Mar 2006 08:07:19 -0800 (PST)
From: Andrew Smith <archwhitemage@yahoo.com>
Subject: Nsync meet a redneck vol 2

NSYNC in their Wilderness Adventure
Chapter:2


DISCLAIMER

I don't have the slightest clue as to the sexual orientation of the
characters in this story. It is entirely a figment of my imagination and is
not intended to reflect on any celebrities used in this story. For those of
you that are NOT of legal age, go do something else. If you do read this,
then don't get caught. If you are offended by male/male material, stories
written by the unusual, or it is illegal to view such materials in your
area due to candy-ass laws or uptight government, you should be typing in a
new URL at this time or have a backup window opened like knitting or sports
stats, to cover the erotic nature of your reading material. . This is all
fiction, so remember this story is not real; please no complaining about
dates or locations.

Author Notes

This is my first story so be sure to help with feedback and any ideas you
have that will help me improve this story. You can reach me at
archwhitemage@yahoo.com

I have read a lot of slash and fan fiction so if you are looking for some,
or have some good Internet links email me I found I like NSYNC pairings
with original male and female characters because such stories always
contain a lot of drama and action packed conflicts.  I also consider myself
a knowledgeable person in the areas of: anime, hentai, yaio, (member of
anime syndicate), fantasy books (Dragon Lance series, authors: Terry
Goodkind, Melanie Rawn, Jim Butcher, Tolkien) hand and power tools
(suburban redneck HVAC/R Plumbing and Building Construction) I am a member
of the Rigid, Porter Cable, Milwaukee, and Dewalt tool clubs.  I am an avid
outdoor sports fan such as hunting, fishing, backpacking, and camping
etc... Some of my close friends consider me a firearms encyclopedia from
the knowledge I gained from watching "Tales of the Gun on the History
channel" and from surfing websites and forums like:

http://www.gunbroker.com
http://www.gunamerica.com
http://www.auctionarms.com

are auction websites
like eBay but for firearms and cool stuff.  The forums and info reference
websites are:

http://www.hunting.net
http://www.thefiringline.com
http://www.chuckhawks.com
http://www.greybeards.com

Finally on to the story of are unsuspecting group of vocalists and the
adventures and hardships they go through when management sends them on a
rustic vacation to regroup their lost innocence.  This is going to be my
fist ever posted slash OMC fan fiction story and reader feedback will be
very helpful for me to write the story in new directions and to come up
with a fun and exciting dramatic read. So if you have any ideas for
situations, characters, settings, conflicts, etc... Don't be afraid to
email me or chat with me under my screen name of archblackmage on nifty
chat or on only chat system covered by trillion: AIM, MSN, ICQ, IRC, and
Yahoo.

Last Time:

	The wheels on the van go round and round, round and round, round
and round, "shut up Chris," Joey stated.  Try and find something more
entering on the radio or in are CD collection.  How about KISS Double
Platinum, skip to track four for Lance "and they call me Dr. Love they call
him Dr. Love", "very funny Chris."  "Come on Lance we all know that bass
porn voice god gave you is made for phone sex and making women wet", "hell
it can even make me randy(JC), Epée cried JC."  Why JC I always wondered if
you swung both ways, you always reminded me of a little sex kitten with all
your feline stretching and constant napes that leave your hair all
disheveled in a cute I just had lots of kinky sex sort of way (Justin).  Oh
track seven God of thunder great bass beat (Joey). KISS kicks ass, Detroit
Rock City, yeah that was a great movie I still remember when the kid from
Terminator was told to go shake his wee, wee (Chris). Yeah that was funny
shit (Joey).  Ok we are in the town of the closest hospital now all we have
to do is follow the blue H signs.  Ok right at the red light, down two
blocks and left at the next red light and then we only have to find a place
to park and remember guys to put on your disguises so we are not
recognized. Hats and sunglasses all around for the entire goofy group,
after entering the hospital Lance is thrown into a wheel chair and driven
into a waiting area.  After the extensive paper work and being surround by
patients in much worse condition than oneself Lance was feeling much better
about his lump on his head.  Joey and Chris spent their time trying to
flirt with as many nurses as possible and Justin was busy teasing Josh
about needles.  Josh almost passed out after a nurse offered to give him a
flu shot.  The reaction of Josh turning pale white was a reaction that
amused the entire group.

	I wonder where these sissy (meaning technologically), spoiled city
boys went off too.  All well and good I might as well get some target
practice in with my bow.  I just picked up a lifetime warranted Parker
Diamond Rapture with all the fun gadgets, I also found a great deal on a
Dan Wesson model 744 44mag Norwich NY 10in barrel with a mount and rings it
was a great compliment to my Dan Wesson 15-2 357mag pistol pack. Along with
my bow, 357, and 44 magnums I had three rifles one in .308 win. setup for a
sniper, a .204 ruger Ruger #1 falling block, and a CZ .375H&H for the big
game. The .308 had an adjustable cheek piece and shoulder stock length.
The number 1 falling block had a grey laminated stock and a stainless
barrel toped with a long range Zeiss scope.  The CZ 550 safari had a small
Zeiss scope on it and express sights this firearm also had a laminated
stock on it.  On the back of my bio-diesel pickup was a trailer with a
compact backhoe since the college's construction clubs advisor wanted the
cabin's drive way resurfaced, that reason and the fact that driving a
backhoe was fun.  So I sighted in my bow along with my many firearms. I
carry the 357mag openly on my hip for predator defense of the four and two
legged variety.  Its strange how much nicer people tend to be when they see
a large revolver riding your hip. "God made man but Sam Colt made them
equal," I like Dan Wesson revolvers since the barrels can be interchanged
and they have less moving parts than other comparative brands.  So after I
finish my target practice I decide to lay down for a nap in the cabin.  If
thoughts of Goldie locks, and someone's been sleeping in my bed, ideas pop
into your mind you know where I am heading.

To be Continued.

	As the group of silly NSYNCer's pull up to the rustic cabin they
notice a diesel pickup and compact backhoe sitting on a disconnected
trailer. Hey guys what the hell is with all this equipment, I thought we
had the cabin to are selves (Joey). I don't know but that mini backhoe is
hella cool (Chris). Chris, Joey, Josh, Justin, Lance, creep up towards the
cabin to investigate like a bunch of nut cases starring as Scooby Doo
detectives (da,da, da,duh,duh, da, creeping music). Chris and the guy's
creep quietly into the cabin, yeah right, but are sleeping redneck was
sleeping like the dead so the constant whispers and giggling didn't wake
the unexpected guest. (Chris),So fellows what do we do when we meet are
guest? [Side note kiddies this was written was listening to Pink Floyd the
Wall and Love line].  Justin, Josh, Joey, Chris, and Lance walked around
the cabin trying to locate the mystery visitor.  So guys what do we do if
we are recognized as celebrities, remember we are suppose to be incognito
not buried in a mountain of fans. We play it cool Josh, and act like normal
guys for a change, or at least as normal as Chris can get (wink*). Ok
Lance, that sounds like a good plan to me, (Josh).  No one is in the
kitchen, or the main room, lets check the bedrooms, that's a good idea
Curly, why thank you Pofoo, ass, jack children! Sorry Joey came a sarcastic
whiny girl scout type reply.  Should we kiss and makeup was Justin's reply,
which caused Lance to blush a deep shade of crimson along with having his
pants fit a tad bit tighter around the crotch. Ok lets do a bed check
replied Josh : Josh check, Joey check, Justin check, Chris check, Lance?,
Lance "my bed has a lump in it."  Ha Ha that's likely the first person in
old Lancey-poo's bed for months. Shut it Chris, though I have to agree with
you replied Joey.  Ah the lump in Lance's bed is moving.  Wow Lance I
wonder what makes you so special that you get a human bed warmer. Hah hah
hah ah ah (Lance's deep bass voice rumbles off the walls of the small
rustic cabin).

	Ever get the feeling that someone was talking about you, well I was
involved in a really cool dream which contained a lot of fun things kickass
music, swimming in water and enjoying myself with friends, and something
new; a green eyed mystery love interest.  This green eyed person was
somewhat guarded but a witty, fun , smart, intelligent, person that really
seemed to be interested in subjects that I had a passion for.  I knew this
strong willed hero of mine would need some help from me defending
themselves.  The odd part of my dream was the sex of the person was not
defined, but I felt it would turn out to be male, due to the strong
protection and the kind of guarded vibes a felt coming off this green eyed
hero of mine. The bit of evidence I received was a deep rumple of a laugh
that cause my whole body and soul to tingle, that caused One-Eyed-Jack to
rise from his slumber (you can use your imagine to what I am referring to
().

	Guys I just heard a moan and saw some head movement, I believe are
guest is finally waking up (Justin). Oh Ah Ah hello, (as I look around I
notice five guys looking at me strangely: three of which just so happened
to be rather on the sexy side, god it is so hard to be a bi-sexual suburban
redneck, and not get caught eyeing up cute guys). So as I look at the three
rather cute ones I start to notice one of which had really sexy looking
green cat like eyes, that I wouldn't mind waking up to in the morning.
HELLO anyone home, hello, sorry I was a little lost in thought for a bit
there (Andy). No kidding I though Lance's ugly mug some how blinded you or
gave you brain damage. Shut up Chris! (Lance).  I happen to find his face
and eyes rather sexy, BLUSH shit did I say that out loud. Sorry, I am not
usually this blunt butt my mind is a little funny when I first wake up. I
guess I should introduce myself and explain what I am doing here during
your down time. Greetings fellow silly guys my name is Andy, but you can
call me Andy, Andrew, Loko, or SunnyD; I was asked by my college's
construction club's advisor who's wife's family owns this cabin to
resurface the dirt road and to assist your group to get used to country
life, so basically I am like your own little park ranger (.  Ok so that
explains the mini back hoe and trailer.  What do you mean by us needing are
own park ranger ( stated Josh and Justin.  Well lets see when was the last
time you guys had dirt under your fingernails, or had to cook your own
meals and had no real plumbing.  Oh by the way just because I am a suburban
redneck doesn't mean I don't like the internet or technology, it just means
I wear a pair of Swiss army knive pliers and have found to many uses for
duct tape. Lance smiles at the silly sleepy college student who blurted out
his attraction for him to his friends, but who forgot to tell the band of
misfits his major of study in college.

	So can I get an introduction of you sill bunch of pretty boy
misfits, I smirk at the guys. The cute green eyed blond one smiles and me
and turns a very lovely shade of pink at the lack of manners of his and his
fellow band members. I still get a stirring in my loins from the sexy ass
deep rumble of his bass voice. The shade of pink also help me picture how
steamy he would look after a long session of wild monkey sex. I figured I
would lighten the mood and to drop some Pittsburghesse on this overly kept
boys. Hey yeans guys I am not trying to be nebby, but I would be greatly
thankful if yawl would care to introduce yourselves. The guys looked at me
sort of strangely except for Chris who was from PA and came across a few
people who spoke with a hint of Pittsburghesse such as downtown,(Congrats
to them there Steeler's that opened a can of whoop-ass and won the Super
bowl 5 times baby), the strange thing is the infliction from the Burgh got
stronger the closer to Pittsburgh and Allegheny county I got.  So as Chris
stated that I wasn't being nosy and was just curious about what the guys
names were and to know a little bit of bio about them. I kept them in the
dark that I read slash about them so I knew of the band and some of their
bio from fans writing, and other character's that were famous since, I
didn't know how they would handle the fact that many people came up with
some cool, hot, funny, and sexy stories that included sex scenes starring
them and other famous people. The guys might also be creped out by the
inter-group relationships, if they were not as open minded as myself and
other slash readers. Another flaw I wasn't going to enlighten the boys of
NSYNC to was I had a couple of NSYNC CD's in my collection along with a VHS
tape of two of there concerts that I watched when my cable was out and by
chance learned many of there songs by heart.  So when I wasn't banging my
head to Black Sabbath, AC/DC, Jackal, Alice Cooper, GWAR, or Bach,
Beethoven, Foot-stooping country, Nasty sexual rap, old school, Funk, I
would get my groove on to some fast paced pop music.  Having three eatable
guys in the band also helped.  I find it funny at the number of hot twink's
Disney produces or promotes. I was such a large NSYNC fan I would not
listen to the Back Street Boys though the shirtless water video they made
was like gay soft-core porn.

	I felt the guys needed a jump start with the introductions so I
decided to get them going. Ok lets start with you the curly hair one with
the baby blue eyes and the puppy dog pout.  Justin looked at me shocked
look, cleared his voice and got started.  Well hello Mr. Pushy my name is
Justin, sometimes the guys call me Curly among other things.  I like:
singing, dancing, applejacks, anything baby blue, basketball, writing
music, hanging out with my friends and family, meeting new people who don't
put us on a pedestal. Ok the Elfish looking short older one, Chris after
waking me on the head started.  Ok smartass my name is Chris I am the
oldest one in this band of misfits but have been told I act like a child. I
have a clothing line and silly sense of humor.  I like video games, golf
cart races, picking on my friends for fun in a loving way, teasing Lance
for being all mature and acting like a old fudy-duddy, at this point I
cracked up laughing and Chris and Lance play wrestled on the floor.  Aster
Chris summated defeat, and caught his breath he said he like pizza and his
dog.  Next lets move on to the Italian stallion.  Joey gave me a large grin
and explained his love of dancing, acting, food, flirting with woman
etc.. He also explained he was a silly buddy of Chris and acted as
playmates.  He was also the caring bear of the group who like to give hugs.
Ok how about the silver blue eyed fox, Josh looked at me blushed a bit and
started with his love of dance, art, music, writing, yoga, etc..  I smiled
as I could tell that Josh was one of those people that was likely open
minded enough to be bisexual and into tantric sex.  Now on to my personal
favorite, I smiled at my green eyed sex god and asked him to explain
himself to me and just absorbed him into my being.  He said Lance was his
middle name and his first name was James, which I felt suited him better
and would be the name I would moan out in passion hopefully someday.  He
went on to explain his love of singing but not really formal dancing, he
liked the outdoors which is a big plus to me, he like management and
business, space, he liked to read and chat on the net with friends. I was
not aware of any extra time I spent on James but I had his attention and
didn't want to relinquish that power.  Chris and Joey shared a look which
no one else caught and then James asked about me.  I repeated my name was
Andrew or Andy.  My nicknames are from as follows: A Puerto Rican college
friend of mine who lived across the hall from me during my freshman year of
college named me LoKo.  He said it was because I acted all crazy and ghetto
for a redneck white boy.  I would answer the phone all ignorant, swear
enough that my one ass of a roommate told girls I had Turrets. My other
nickname Sunny D was from one of my high school Building Construction
teachers that couldn't pronounce my last name.  He was call me some Russian
name which cause my face to frown until he came up with Sunny D, D being
the first letter of my last name which always caused me to smile. I
explained to the guys that in my course of Building Construction which
covered: carpentry, masonry, and electrical I however was the only student
interested in Plumbing so an advisor suggested that I take the BS in HVAC
design my college which is Pennsylvania College of Technology
http://www.pct.edu . I explained to the guys that the college used to be
called WACC for Williamsport Area Community College than got a lot of money
since they affiliated with Penn state Main. Some of my teachers was lucky
enough to get a tour and told me for a technical college it was pretty kick
ass.  I explained to the guys that the city of Williamsport is host to the
Little League World Series and that Fourth Street in town has more mansions
than anywhere else in PA due to all the lumber barons. I left out the part
in which I noticed my growing attraction for boys in high school not all
boys just some select cute ones with hot abs.  I didn't know what a twink
was back then, but I consider myself somewhat of an expert now. I had to
keep my ogling on the down low since the construction fields other than
design and interior design don't really condone homosexual or bi-sexual
guys, of course guys are all about the hot lesbian, or bi-sexual woman or
butch dikes that can swing a hammer or lay a brick wall.

	Attention Readers: This is a call to any bored and interested
readers for some fun and interesting ideas and story plots. Have a funny
situation bouncing around in your head or maybe some dramatic situations
or plots that are characters can be put through.  It can be as off the wall
as some NSYNC members skinny dipping and then running through the woods
bare ass naked because some inquisitive black bears were sniffing through
their cloths.  Drama can include for example hidden crushes, sexually, past
rape, crazy ass ex girlfriends hello Britney, anyone who witnessed the car
wreck that was Britney's and Kevin Feterline's show would know how straight
ass country Britney really is. Now for Lance and the Russian Cosmonaut
history any ideas, how about celebrity blackjack, is he really as wholesome
as he seems or does he have a hidden wild side, kinky James (?  What kind
of crazy nonsense can Chris the mature leader wink* and what of his
clothing line. How many ladies can Joey hit on in a story, how will he
handle female groupie withdrawal (? Is there any romance between Justin and
Josh, who else thinks Josh is a bisexual sex kitten? I have added a special
anime yaio picture to illustrate the idea of a hot sex kitten on all fours,
sexy isn't it. I think Josh is one of those people's who doesn't realize
the kind of sexual mojo that they give off.  The picture below is of the
character of Raistlin in the Dragon Lance Novels, all the Fantasy books and
D&D fans know what I am talking about.  That picture has the honor of being

the background on my home computer. My screen names archblackmage and
archwhitemage though Raistlin started off as a red mage which is more
neutral until he learned of the power he could harness when he was not held
back by the constraints of keeping good and evil in balance comes from my
love of the badass character thanks to the author Margaret Weis and with
the support of Tracy Hickman helped shape the mage. The anime picture is
kind of a tribute to the fact I am a member of an anime syndicate. What is
an anime syndicate you may ask, well it is a group or gathering of people
who like Japan's anime and watch movies, draw or share manja or anime
graphic novels, I was first bomb barded with anime from the anime movies
the SCFI channel used to play like D the vampire hunter you just so happens
to be the son of Dracula.  The record of Lodoss War was also a good anime
only that it backtracks a lot, but I like the whole: Elf, wizard, hero,
cleric, dwarf thing. So any way the members of the syndicate would meet
around once a week unless we had special events. Becoming a member of the
local anime syndicate I had a great resource of anime in all its shapes and
form including anime porn: hentai straight anime porn though it some time
is a little out there with all the demons and tentacles or sex and
werewolves.  Yaio is the homosexual version of anime usually drawn by woman
gravitation is a good example of this; another though American is Joe
Phillips and the "House of More Cock" which I am happy to say there is a
second volume of the "House of More Cock."  If anyone is down with the
whole anime gay sex thing let me though and I will pass along my
justusboys.com screen name which contains many cool galleries including an
extensive anime one.  The other galleries are of many twinks and some of
myself none of which are naked you cheeky monkey and some of cool music
groups maybe I will include some cool fantasy art pictures.