Date: Wed, 14 Nov 2001 20:18:42 +0000 From: Suma L <sumacumlaude@hotmail.com> Subject: The Passions Of The Young 1 The Passions Of The Young And The Restless Guiding The Light At General Hospital As The World Turns A new soap opera created by Sum for the kind folks at Nifty Disclaimer: All this is fake. Fake, fake, fake! I made it ALL up out of my imagination! *Plays dorky theme music* Theme Song Oooo The young are in love Oooo Passions of the young and old Oooo And they're restless Oo Oo Oo Guiding the liiiiiight Oooo at General Hospital Ahhhhh As the world turrrrrrrns World turns... ~Scene 1~ Justin Timberlake, the son of the owner of the People's Bank Reserve, pulled his shiny red Mercedes up to the curb. He checked his Kenneth Cole's for any scuff. Once satisfied, he strutted into the building. "Britney! Coffee! Now!" He demanded of the pretty blonde haired teller named Britney Spears waiting for him at the front. "Yes, Mr. Timberlake. Of course!" She immediately complied with his order. "Coffee just as you like it, sir. Black and fresh from the pot." "Thank you." He replied and walked through the double doors to his fathers office. "Father, I've been thinking-" Justin did a double take when he noticed there was another man in the room with his father. "What's going on?!" He yelled angrily. "Justin, please have a seat. Mr. Chasez, so sorry for the interruption. I'd like you to meet my son, Justin. Justin, this is Mr. Joshua Chasez. He is going to purchase half the company." "WHAT?" "That's right, Justin. Your mother and I have decided to get a divorce, and my mistress is pregnant with our second child." "Father, he will NOT be buying half the company! That is my half!" "I'm sorry, Justin, but the papers have already been signed." Mr. Chasez stood up and held his hand out to Justin. "Pleasant to meet you, Justin. I think we'll be seeing a lot of each other from now on." He winked at him and headed out the door. Justin pouted. ~Scene 2~ "Oh, Lance! These pants are gorgeous!" Fashion clothing designer mogul Lance Bass modeled a new pair of navy linen pants for his assistant Christina Aguilara. "Thanks, Christina! I know! Can you believe I had to steal them from Chris? Think about it! Chris! Having fashion sense! Oh, please!" They both shared a hearty laugh. He patted her shoulder. "Chrissie, can you get me that divine shirt from the back? You know, the blue one with the sequins on the front. I'm piecing together an outfit for the new show. Oh, I just KNOW that would look FABULOUS with these pants I fixed up. SO cute!" "Of course!" Christina went into the closet to find the shirt. She heard a strange moan, and went to investigate. She found one of Lance's model's, Mandy Moore, in a heated embrace with camera man, Joey Fatone, who was married happily to some girl from the bank downtown. "OH MY GOD!" She screamed, and the two jumped apart. "MANDY! You're gonna smudge your makeup, and you KNOW how Lance gets when he has to reapply!" "Oh my gosh! I forgot!" Mandy quickly ran to the makeup counter, and hurriedly applied a glossy coat. "Uh, I think I'm just going to go fix that camera that got broken last week." Joey began to walk off. "Hey, Joey. I think you dropped something." Christina said reaching down to pick up a small zip lock bag of white powder. "Joe, I thought you stopped that?" "I CAN'T, OKAY!?" He broke down crying on the floor. Christina rubbed his back. "It's okay.. Let it out." She checked her watch. "I have to go now. Oh, look! The shirt!" Christina picked it off the hanger and ran off to go give it to Lance. "If she only knew... If she only knew..." Joey hissed. ~Scene 3~ Justin knocked on the door angrily. Joshua opened it to find a seethingly mad Justin Timberlake at his door. Seethingly sexy too. "Can I help you?" Justin pulled his fist back, and slammed it into Joshua's head. He retaliated by shoving Justin back roughly. "What was that for!?" "I hate you! You're stealing father's bank! I just know it!" "No, Justin. I'm not! You've got this all wrong! I'm only buying a partnership at the bank to get closer to you!" "What?!" "I love you. I've loved you for so long, Justin. Marry me. Please!" Joshua got down on his knees and held a ring up to him. Justin began to weep. He reached down and wiped the blood from Joshua's brow before bending over to kiss him. "Yes, OH, YES! I will! I WILL MARRY YOU!" "Finally!" Joshua cried out excitedly, and picked up Justin, carrying him in to the house. ~Scene 4~ "So then I told her, 'Hell, no, girl! Those pants are so unattractive on you! Why don't you try the green ones?'" "Did she get mad?" "No, of course not. Chris, let's go clubbing? Please, baby!" Chris Kirkpatrick patted the hand of his husband, Lance. "We went last night. Let's just stay in tonight." "WHY? I can't! I have to get out of this drab house!" "Lance, honey, you decorated this house. Deal with it. Besides, we have our daughter to think about here, and we can keep sending her over to a friends house to baby-sit." "Fine." Lance pouted. "I'm going to make dinner. What do you want?" Lance looked over at the shorter, dark-haired man and licked his lips. "You." "Well, you've got to share." "Why?" "I'm seeing Joey on the side." "Really? Me too!" "Would you like me to call him over for a threesome?" "Sounds fab!" Lance kissed Chris passionately, as Chris ran his hand on the wall for the phone. ~Scene 5~ Nick Carter stood over the dead body of Brian Littrel. "WHY!? WHY, GOD WHY?" He screamed into the night. Clutching the beaten and bloody body, he sobbed. Next time on The Passions Of The Young And The Restless Guiding The Light At General Hospital As The World Turns "Joshua, I want to have your baby!" "Why, Joey, WHY!?" and "Lance, can you pass me the sugar?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What do you think? They'll be more of this if ya like it! Let me know! Sumacumlaude@hotmail.com