Date: Fri, 30 Nov 2001 06:40:02 +0000
From: Suma L <sumacumlaude@hotmail.com>
Subject: The Passions Of The Young 2

The Passions Of The Young And The Restless Guiding The Light At General
Hospital As The World Turns

A new soap opera created by Sum for the kind folks at Nifty

Disclaimer: All this is fake. Fake, fake, fake! I made it ALL up out of my
imagination!

*Plays dorky theme music*

The Passions Of The Young And The Restless Guiding The Light At General
Hospital
As The World Turns Theme Song

Oooo  The young are in love
Oooo Passions of the young and old
Oooo And they're restless
Oo Oo Oo Guiding the liiiiiight
Oooo at General Hospital
Ahhhhh As the world turrrrrrrns
World turns...

Episode 2


~Scene 1:~

	The newly wed Justin Chasez passionately kissed his new husband
Joshua Chasez. They sat in the center of a blanket out in the woods with a
bottle of wine and a fruit tray. "We were meant to be from the
beginning. Two halves once alone and sad, now whole and happy. When I was
young, I dreamed of such a love, and I knew that one day... I would be with
the man I loved!"

	"Yes, me too."

	"And Joshua?"

	"Yes?"

	"Joshua, I want to have your baby."

	"Yes, me too, my wonderful darling. Now off to our honeymoon in
Bermuda."

	"Yes, let's do that."

	"Yes."

	"Yes."

~Scene 2:~

	Lance Bass sighed as he laid in Chris's arms. Pure post-coital
bliss surrounded them. He began replaying in his mind the events prior to
their marriage...

~~~Lance Bass's mother wheeled herself into the room. Weeks prior, she had
been in a freak accident. She had been walking down the stairs to
investigate a strange moaning sound coming from the downstairs
bedroom. When she looked into the room still standing on the middle step,
she saw Chris Kirkpatrick doing Lance's ex father. She promptly fell down
the stairs in shock, and can remember nothing of the incident.

	"Chris, the only way I can ever sleep with you again is if you tell
me all your secrets."

	"NO!" Chris screamed, and began to cry.

	"Why not?"

	"Because if I told you my secrets, it could destroy the whole town!
So many lives, so much destruction!" Chris sobbed.

	"LIAR! He's a whore!" Diane Bass screamed at him.

	"Quiet, mother! Chris, did you sleep with my ex father?"

	"WHORE! He's a SLUT! I KNOW he is!"

	"How do you know that, mother?"

	"I'm having flashbacks! I can remember moaning, and then I see HIS
face, and all I remember after that is the divorce I got with your father!"

	"OH MY GOD!" Chris fell to the ground crying.

	"YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE! ME OR THAT SLUTTY BOY!"

	"Mother, don't make me choose! I love you both. Chris, I will marry
you as long as you promise not to keep anymore secrets from me."

	"Yes, Lance. No more secrets. Not anymore."

	"Good."

"Now Lance, could you pass me the sugar? I'd like to finish my tea before
this afternoons over."

"No, problem."

"Whore." Hissed Diane.~~~

	Lance smiled and snuggled more into Chris's body. His love. His
protector.

~Scene 3:~

	"Why, Joey, WHY did you invite Christina Aguilara to the party? You
KNOW I hate her!"

	"Yeah, but she's got a nice rack, and I thought she'd make things
interesting for us."

	"Yes, Mandy. Make things very interesting." Britney Spears said
sweetly, rubbing the pistol in her hand.

	"I see... Who else did you invite?"

	"That's for us to know, and you to find out!"

~Scene 4:~

	Christina Aguilara paced her room, invitation in hand. She checked
her watch.  6:30pm. "Should I go to the party? Or shouldn't I? What Would
Lance Do?" She flipped open her cell phone and furiously dialed the
numbers.

	"Hel-LO!?"

	"Lance? What am I going to do? Britney asked me to go to this
party! I know she doesn't like me, but maybe she's just trying to turn her
life around and be nice."

	"Do NOT RSVP, sister! I'm calming the cops! I smell a rat!"

	"NO!"

	"YES!"

	"I hate those furry little things!"

	"I do too! Let me call the cops, and then I'll be right over!"

NEXT TIME on Passions of the young and the restless guiding the light at
general hospital as the world turns...

	"Lance, we can't! We mustn't!"

	"NO, BRITNEY, NO!"

	"OH MY GOD! Is that taffeta? I LOVE taffeta!"


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I know. It's bad. And it took me forever to write it. Deal with it. :)

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