Date: Wed, 6 Aug 2003 13:43:30 -0700 (PDT)
From: James Ben <skyysabre@yahoo.com>
Subject: Tales of a human spider 1

Disclaimer: I do not own or have ever met any of the celebrities in the
following story. If you are under the age of 18 or 21(in specific
locations) please leave now even though I can't stop you from reading
this. This is not a story about sex, sex and more sex. If you have a
problem with male on male sex or relationships then what are you doing in
this section of Nifty?.

Spider-man and all other related characters are copyright of Stan Lee.

X-Men and all other related characters are copyright of Marvel Comics

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel and all other related characters are
copyright of Joss Whedon

The Vampire Chronicles and all other related characters are copyright of
Anne Rice

Aubrey, Risika, Fala and all other related characters are copyright of
Amelia Atwater-Rhodes

Star Wars and all other related characters are copyright of George Lucas

Harry Potter and all related characters are copyright of J.K. Rowling

Bobby Pendragon and all related characters are copyright of D.J. MacHale

I probably won't use all of the elements above but who knows.

Be sure to read the other stories in the Tales universe Tales of a Real
Dark Knight(the one that started it all) Marvel knights Tales of a Young
Mutant Tales of a Superhero Band Tales of a New Phoenix

Tales of a Human Spider Chapter 1

Orlando, Florida 2015

I stepped out of the car and looked around at my surroundings. I was just
moving to Orlando, Florida after I graduated. My name is Skyyland Robbers,
Skyy for short. I'm 18 with black hair, black eyes, and a semi-defined
body. I stand at 5' 11", weigh 153 lbs. and wear glasses. I went over to
the door and walked in.

I was amazed at the sight, a huge living room and a great back yard with a
large pool. An awsome kitchen and dining area, a den, 3 bedrooms, 2 baths,
and a balcony in two of the rooms. I turned around and started to unload
the car. After the car was empty I realized that I was getting hungry. I
got in the car and went driving around trying to find a restaurant. After
about twenty minutes I decided to go to Burger King. After I ate I stopped
by a small convenience store/hardware store and went in.

As I was walking down one of the aisles I knocked a display over. As I was
picking up what I knocked down I heard the door open and the click of a
cocked gun. Looking up I saw a tree guys with guns at the counter pulling
money from the register while the clerk stood shocked with his hands up.

Ducking so they couldn't see me I walked over to the broom sticks and
grabbed one. Walking behind one of the guys I kneeled and swung it at his
legs knocking him down. When the other two turned I swung it hitting one
between the legs rendering him incapacitated. The other fired just narrowly
missing my head. I stood and did a jump kick knocking the gun out of his
hand. then did a back flip over the guy I tripped and kicked him into his
accomplice. I then slammed the stick into pressure points in their necks
knocking them out.

I looked at the cashier and told him to call the cops. I then resumed
shopping. As I was paying for my things I realised that 14 years of martial
arts really paid off for once. When I walked outside the first squad car
arrived. The cops ran inside while I drove off.

Arriving home I stocked the fridge and freezer then decided to make some of
my mom's home made white chocolate chip cookies with a hint of peanut
butter. When they were in the stove I continued into the living room where
I left todays news paper. The headline reported that there had been some
attacks downtown the night before. The victims seemed to have puncture
wounds in their necks. realising that it sounded like vampires I thought
back to all of the books I had read about vampire hunting.

I was brought out of my thinking by a knock on the door. Upon openniong the
door I saw two guys standing there with a gift.

"Hi, I'm Eric and this is Lance. We're your neighbors from across the
street." one of them said, as I looked at the other I got a feeling I knew
him from somewhere.

"Hi I'm Skyyland, but you can call me Skyy. Would you like to come in?" I
asked. After they were in I lead them into the living room and asked them
to sit.

"Oh, by the way, this is for you" Lance said handing me the gift. Upon
openning it I pulled out a beautiful cross with a candle holder in the
center and clip to hang on the wall.

"Wow, this is nice. And I know the perfect place too." I stood and hung it
on the wall right next to the door.

"So where are you moving here from?" Eric asked.

"Illinois." I said as I opened a box of movies to unpack. As I was pulling
some out I saw the cover of an old one my sister gave me as a going away
gift. There on the cover of On The Line was Lance himself. I Looked up and
saw them wartchign me. I then realized that Lance was also a member of my
favorite oldies group N*sync.

Well thats all tell me what you think please. Email me at
skyysabre@yahoo.com