Date: Wed, 24 Jun 2009 14:02:16 -0400 From: nickflavor (at) gmail (dot) com Subject: cole and nick: celery stick Legal Disclaimer: this is a fictional story about two celebrities- nick leyva, of general fame, and cole escola, from jeffery and cole: casserole. it is not not intended to imply anything about the true sexuality of the celebrities mentioned or any personal knowledge about their private lives. cole and nick: celery stick by nick leyva I. after his show got cancelled cole couldn't help but to lay around the house. sassy nick leyva wasn't having this. "listen, baby," nick said, "your show got cancelled. that sucks. but, you had a good run. *viva laughlin* got cancelled after two episodes. *two!* and that had hugh jackman in it, and he was *singing*. so chin up, shorty. you had a couple of really good seasons. or something." cole stared at nick with that dead sort of look in his eye. "baby i told you when you stare at me like that you remind me of britney spears and it creeps me out." drool started to slowly ebb down cole's chin. "*cole!*" nick shook cole as cole started laughing. he pushed nick over on the bed and crawled on top of him. a smile grew across nick's face. "sorry, you know how acting like a zombie is my mating call." "whaaat," nick asked lightly, before they kissed. they both smiled, their cherubic faces close. cole used his little twinkish arms to pin down nick's. arms. "it stings. i don't know why we got pulled." nick kissed cole quick. "fuck hollywood!" "yeah, *fuck* hollywood!" nick wriggled his arms free and put them at the base of cole's shirt. "arms up." cole raised his arms and nick stripped his white tshirt off. cole's chest was smooth and tight, like a baby's vagina. nick ran his fingers down his chest and found cole's nipples. "we know it's not the end of the world." "yeah." "more stuff will come, people know your face now." "yeah." "in faaaact," nick started, "i can think of something that's coming to you right now." cole giggled. "*is it penis?!*" nick wrapped his arms around cole and pulled gently. they started making out, finding time to sneak in a laugh every few kisses. "what's so funny to us?" cole said, resting his forehead on nick's. "hmmm... maybe..." "maybe...?" "maybe we have a few drinks," "uh huh?" "and maybe we decide, a third boy would make things more-" "uh huh?" "and maybe you call up ma-" "no," cole interrupted. "he's dead to me." they both froze for a second before they broke out into laughter again. they stopped suddenly. they started again. they stopped. they- cole leaned down into nick's ear. "i want to suck your dick." nick felt a warmth in the center of his chest as he bit his lower lip. he moved and pushed cole back onto the bed, his head hanging back over the edge. nick jumped and did a twisting front flip off the bed and landed on the floor. he quickly dispensed the pants. he stroked his dick to make it harder, slapping it a few times against cole's face, making him flinch. cole had the prettiest lips, and nick used his dick to push through them into cole's mouth. he let him use his tongue on his head for a moment before pushing through into his throat. "aww, fuck." nick held onto cole as he watched his throat expand everytime his dick got deep into it. he started pulling out all the way before plunging back deep, more and more saliva pouring out of cole's mouth each time, trailing down his face. "mhmm, *brainss,*" cole said once as nick pulled out. nick chortled and had a sort of stuttering laugh and took a step back. cole flipped and sat up, wiping the saliva onto his arm. nick stepped forward and wiped some with his finger, then trailed and hooked down cole's jaw. they made eye contact and held it as cole started sucking nick's finger, nick working it in and out slowly. "get low," nick said, pushing on cole's chest. cole flopped back and sighed. "you'll get it soon enough, shorty. hold on." nick slipped off cole's track pants. no underwear. he folded cole's legs together and moved them to the side. cole's tight, pretty ass opened and nick got to his favorite- rimming. it was like the dessert of making out. cole's toes curled and he felt his hands tense as nick's tongue perused the contours and depths of him. nick circled and dove, cole's moaning driving him to go harder, deeper. he used his hands to spread cole's cheeks so he could get to his hole, kissing it and using his tongue to massage it. cole's moanings grew louder, and nick knew it was time to switch. he moved up to cole and kissed him deep- he could taste himself on nick's tongue, swirling around his mouth, stroking his. he bit nick's lower lip and pulled it, holding it before releasing and moving back into nick's mouth. both boys were stroking themselves slowly. "roll over." nick rolled and cole kneeled beside him. nick continued working on his dick, while cole started probing nick's ass with his fingers. "ah, cole. be gentle..." nick flipped his hair out of his eyes. cole- "we likes it rough." nick did something that approximated his amusement. cole grabbed the bottle of lubrication off the mantle and poured some over his fingers. he slid two into him and started working them in and out, using his thumb to gently massage. nick pulled his feet parallel to his body so cole could work himself in deeper. his face contorted as he let out sharp breaths. "you're ready for dick," said cole. nick looked up into his eyes. "literally never," said nick, "you're ready for ketchup. " cole smiled. "always." nick grabbed the bottle of ketchup off the mantle and poured some over his fingers while cole ran to the closet and got into his suit- a costume of a hot dog bun. back on the bed cole flopped with siginificant difficulty- onto his back, and nick slid a finger into him. cole moaned lowly- "ohh... god i love it. " nick giggled and started circling with another finger. "i'm..." the second finger went in and cole moaned softly. nick gently worked them in and out, guiding cole firmly towards the empyreal sphere. cole moaned softly again, and nick, growing tired of the realtive calm within their *'love making'* had settled into, began to conduct himself *delirante*- a rapid movement of fingers and handjobbery. cole congealed into a hectic state of moans and wimpers- making quite a bitch of himself in the process. nick could feel control surging through his body, cole relished giving himself wholly to his gentleman lover. "ahhhh-," cole said sioncerly,"fuck me!" nick quickly grabbed the ketchup bottle and poured a copious amount onto his dick. they clasped hands as nick lined himself up with cole- he could feel cole give way to him, surrendering himself. once nick got dat dick up in there he began a slow, tender motion, as he leaned over and kissed cole gently on the mouth. cole ran his hands through nick's hair as they gazed into each other's eyes. "i want to go to *Leyvaland*," he said. nick complied, cordially, sitting up and increasing the tempo, working thourgh a crescrendo of motion, *filling* cole before pulling out and then * filling* him again. in. "ah..." out. "god!" in. "fuck!" out. cole's body started trembling as his hands tensed and squeezed the sheets tightly. in. "oh god." out. "*oh god.*" in. "*i'm...*" out. "*i'm...!*" in . cole grabbed the ketchup bottle and started emptying it all over his slender, feminine frame. out.. "*i'm...*" in. "i'm a HOT DOG!!" he started cumming everywhere, hands free, shots of semen jolting and flying through the air, landing mostly on his own body and face, some shooting across the room and onto the floors and velvet posters. he lay on the bed, satisfied in his after glow, wearing a hot dog suit and completley covered in ketchup and semen. nick moved beside him, rubbing his belly and stroking his dick over cole. he finished himself off, his cum slowly pouring out onto cole's face. then cole started sucking nick's dick with a purpose. slowly. cleaning it, polishing it. when he finished, nick leaned down and kissed him. some cum got on his face. "ew," nick said. they laughed with each other. "i love you," said cole. *oh!* the pacific northwest. ญญญญญญญญญญญญ___________________________ so, why are nick and cole together? because cole loves hot dogs and nick has a foot long.