Date: Thu, 28 Apr 2005 20:40:15 -0700 (PDT) From: ronald defeo <abner_renba@yahoo.com> Subject: Desperate Houseboy 2 You know the rules don't read this if you're not allowed to Sorry if my story is a bit messed up it's my first time writing This story contains celebrity/authority/ public places/ fraternities and payback. M/m and also some characters are taken from desperate housewives. Btw you can reach me at abner_renba@yahoo.com Abner said "well I'm kinda tired I gotta sleep. You know I gotta get my beauty sleep, for the girls tomorrow. Hehehe." "Umm I've noticed there are not much girls around here, do you know all of them?" Zach said "well yeah. I know most of them but I'm much closer to the girls near us because the ones far away are far too bitchy slutty. "If you know what I mean?" "Yeah I do, don't like those kinds had a bad experience with one" "have you done it with one of them or have you done any at all" "Yeah I've done quite a few" (in an uncertain voice) "Shut Up!! Man, I know your lying. I can see it in you. Tell me the truth!!" "Well ok fine since you insist, but don't tell this to anyone pls, umm I haven't yet, and I'm still a virgin" "Man it's perfectly ok, I'll help you as long as you help me, I promise I won't tell anyone" "Thanks, but I'm kinda like umm having feelings for this girl. Ohh what the hell let's not talk about it I'm kinda tired can we sleep now?" "Sure buddy" "umm you can sleep by the room next to me the other rooms are not quite as good as that one" "Well ok thanks" Before they went to bed abner gave Zach stuff to heal his bruises Abner awoke in the middle of the night feeling another boner "what the hell, why am I so horny" he was just wearing boxers he slid it down and slowly massaged his 5" cock. "Hmmm yeah" But then he stopped when he heard a noise from the other room. It was Zach. Still naked he opened a secret passage way to the room where Zach is sleeping. He was behind one of those mirrors that are used by the police for interrogation. He saw Zach's nice ass and abs reflected by the light of the moon. He was so horny that he dared to go inside quietly and pull down Zach's blanket down to see his cock it was huge 6" soft he was so mesmerized he was drooling but dared not to touch it he just j/o beside Zach. When he came Zach moaned again maybe because from his nightmare. Abner panicked and went to his room as quickly as he can and tried to sleep Morning time came and he was awoken by a noise in the kitchen and a certain smell. When he went there he saw Zach dressed unfortunately. Who was cooking breakfast? "Hey morning Zach my man, watcha cooking??" "Ohh umm it's umm a recipe my mom taught me when she was still alive, no big deal, but it's really good though" "I made you some as well. It's my thanks for treating me well" "You know you don't have to do this, it was my pleasure for you to stay here, I'm still not used here are and I don't wana be alone." "Yeah I know" then he smirked `OMG why did he smirk did he see me last night? Shit!!' abner thought They ate the food together while watching a rerun of For Love or Money. "Hmmm this is really good; you have to teach me this someday" "Sure I will it's really easy" "you know what I wish I was in this kind of a reality show" "but it's reality show maybe after that I'd get depressed and kill myself" "why couldn't life be like a movie or something" "Life is a movie; you only don't get to choose your own genre" "Yeah, but I wish I could. Maybe a thriller movie or a love/comedy or maybe a good porno" "hahahaha u really crack me up" They went to the mall together with the other guys and the two other girls who are Danielle and Julie who they are close with. They shopped went to the arcade then went to watch `fever pitch' Abner said "check this part out I have a part here." Danielle said how come "you're a bit ummm..." Julie continued "...weird??" A couple of "shhhhh" from the people around them. Then they whispered. Andrew said "gay is more like it" Where abner replied "well yeah I think my manager was a bit drunk or was mad at me at that time" John said "hahahaa wow you're like gay to jimmy fallon" "As I told you it's not my idea but I did have a good paycheck" Zach said "well I guess you deserve it. You're definitely a good actor" Justin said with that evil smirk on his face "maybe because he wasn't acting if you know what I mean" A couple of laughs Abner was now worried, he thought to himself `shit I think Justin thinks i'm gay, and did Zach see me last night?? Shit!!! I'm not gay!! Am I?? Shit I'm not sure... ok think abner think you're straight.... yes I'm straight I'm not gay I'm straight I like girls not boys I'm straight' Abner just went to his senses and loudly said "ohh give it a rest ok just shut up about it!!!!" As you guessed it they were kicked out of the cinema Justin said "way to go abner, getting us kicked out" "Look I'm sorry guys you were really just annoying me it's as if you all had a dialogue as in like in movies as in what you said were like scripted" Danielle said "you are really weird. You'll definitely go along with my brother here Andrew your both crazy" Andrew said "hey look I'm not crazy you piece of lard. Speaking of crazy who was brought in Silvercrest Juvenile rehabilitation center?" Zach said "ey man cut it out, I'm cured remember after all now that I know the truth about who Dana really is. And isn't the place where I went like camp Hennessey?" "Shut up ok I don't wana talk about it" Abner felt the awkwardness here and tried to break it off but wanted to know more about it. "Huh? Silvercrest Juvenile rehabilitation center? Camp Hennessey? Who's Dana?" Justin said " ummm you better forget about it. It's nothing really just skeletons in the closet and stuff" "Ok" "Plus if I or any of us tell you about it, it will be a spoiler and a give away of the ending in desperate housewives" Abner said "huh? What are you talking about??" They all said together "ummm nothing" "You're calling me weird I call you crazy" "ohh well hmm wana hang in my house?" Most of them agreed but told him they were not very sure if there parents would allow them. to be continued. i would love to get your comments. pls give me some remember abner_renba@yahoo.com BTW i'm stillkinda working on the middle part but i have the twists and the endings already made. weird isn't it?? the twists are very very unbelievable to a point that it could be believable.